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Christianity EtcRe: Nothing Wrong With Alcohol, Cigarette – Pastor Chris Oyakhilome? <<Rumor?>> by rastamouse: 4:13pm On Apr 17, 2012
[quote author=Okija_juju]You are a vulcanizer not a preacher.

How do you say John the baptist is a reincarnation of ELijah when the bible dosent support reincarnation.

How do you take a scripture were Jesus was talking to Peter to mean the cause of John the Baptist (the incarnate of Elijah's) death?!

Elijah was responsible for ordering the Bear to kill some youngins in the bible, how come God didnt kill him by a Bear attack as well?![/quote]That was not Elijah grin It was Elisha tongue
Christianity EtcRe: Nothing Wrong With Alcohol, Cigarette – Pastor Chris Oyakhilome? <<Rumor?>> by rastamouse: 4:11pm On Apr 17, 2012
And Jesus answered and said unto them, Elias truly shall first come, [size=16pt]and restore all things[/size]. 12 But I say unto you, That Elias is come already, and they knew him not, but have done unto him whatsoever they listed. Likewise shall also the Son of man suffer of them. 13 Then the disciples understood that he spake unto them of John the Baptist.
Matt 17:11-13 (KJV)

Get back to me if there is any part you don't understand in the text above grin
Christianity EtcRe: Nothing Wrong With Alcohol, Cigarette – Pastor Chris Oyakhilome? <<Rumor?>> by rastamouse: 3:59pm On Apr 17, 2012
[quote author=Okija_juju]How would you like to join my ministry as a Junior Evangelist with a starting salary of 450,000 a month, a 2012 Cherokee Jeep, A fully furnished and service apartment in GRA, Health, Insurance and leave package, a personal assistant, Driver and 1 mopol with alot of all expense paid international missions.?[/quote]grin See how you just got a job from Okija because of me grin

But you are wrong my brother. If you study the scriptures, the prophecy regarding the coming of the Messiah and what JESUS said about John, it is clear that John was Elijah and not the shadow of Elijah. Again, you got it wrong when you said Elijah died. Elijah was taken up and don't try to speculate what happened next.

The proof that John was beheaded because of what he did to the baal prophets can be found at Matthew 26:52. GOD's law apply to everyone including HIS own children.

Okija, your junior evangelist need some more enlightenment grin
Christianity EtcRe: FOR CHRISTIANS Only....(no Atheist Please) by rastamouse(op): 3:19pm On Apr 17, 2012
Logic Mind: ask seun for a christian only section.
if you are really serious about getting one, threaten him like the muslims did.

or better still, quit nairaland 'cos we're here to stay!
Of course...as long as GOD allows you to grin
Music/RadioRe: Top 20 Reasons Why 2pac Is Alive by rastamouse: 2:50pm On Apr 17, 2012
Need more evidence? Pray for his soul instead cry
Music/RadioRe: Top 20 Reasons Why 2pac Is Alive by rastamouse: 2:48pm On Apr 17, 2012
lipsrsealed

SportsRe: Ghana Or Nigeria? Who Is Generally Better In Football by rastamouse: 2:40pm On Apr 17, 2012
SportsRe: Ghana Or Nigeria? Who Is Generally Better In Football by rastamouse: 2:11pm On Apr 17, 2012
Jarus: With a history of fierce rivalry, both countries are at par in my opinion.
Nigeria has more talents in my opinion, but Ghana has better administration and more committed players.

Currently - at least from 2002 - they are ahead of us. Fifteen years up to 2002, we were ahead of them. The generation before that, we were ahead of them. Earliest generation (50's thru 70's) they were better than us. So it's a generational rivalry.

Head to head, they have beaten us more, I think.
Success at world stage, our 1994 set was enviable until our record was surpassed by their 2010 WC set.
Best player ever, I think their Abedi Pele was a graeter player than our own Kanu or Okocha or even Yekinni.
Potential wise, I believe we have more, only that we are not committed and organized here.
We have been more successful at age-grade competitions
Over all, we are at par, but if parity is not accepted, then I will say Ghana has a slight edge.
You are right except the fact that Fifa ranks Ghana higher than Naija in head-to-head between the two nations.
SportsRe: Ghana Or Nigeria? Who Is Generally Better In Football by rastamouse: 2:03pm On Apr 17, 2012
shadrach77: point of correction - ghana has only been to the world cup ONCE wink smiley smiley
grin Do you watch football?
SportsRe: Ghana Or Nigeria? Who Is Generally Better In Football by rastamouse: 2:00pm On Apr 17, 2012
bin gbagbo: are u nigerian?
Just look at the stats you gave. I need not to talk further
Christianity EtcRe: 5 Things That Turn Christians Into Atheists by rastamouse: 1:52pm On Apr 17, 2012
logicboy: Do you enjoy telling non-christains that they will burn in hell if they dont accept your God?
Yes! We love to drum home that part because it is a fact and will happen grin
Christianity EtcRe: Nothing Wrong With Alcohol, Cigarette – Pastor Chris Oyakhilome? <<Rumor?>> by rastamouse: 1:38pm On Apr 17, 2012
toorich: According to the law of the old testament given by Moses, the children of Isreal were not to LovePeddler after other gods but to serve God with all their might. there were consequences for idolatry, those who do such were to be cut out and destroyed one way or the other, most times God delivers the whole nation to their enemies when they go after other gods and refuse to repent. Elijah functioned in the old testament and did what God commanded them to do to idolaters according to the law of Moses, so according to the law under which he functioned, he was justified.

your point?
Good answer!

If Elijah was justified, why did GOD send him to earth again only to suffer the same fate (had his head cut off)?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome's House And Jeeps (Picture) by rastamouse: 12:08pm On Apr 17, 2012
For those saying that Pastor Chris is wrong because we have the poor among us, that is not an excuse to also stay poor. When Mary Magdalene anointed JESUS with the perfume, JESUS defended her saying the poor will always be with us. Does anyone know how many times Pastor Chris has helped the poor?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome's House And Jeeps (Picture) by rastamouse: 12:04pm On Apr 17, 2012
If Christiano Ronaldo has mansions and cars for just the ability to run up and down the field and put balls in the net, what is wrong with Pastor Chris, who is leading people to GOD, to have houses and Jeeps?
Christianity EtcRe: Nothing Wrong With Alcohol, Cigarette – Pastor Chris Oyakhilome? <<Rumor?>> by rastamouse: 11:54am On Apr 17, 2012
toorich: "thin line between good and bad" - very wrong

your statement is not scriptural. the bible teaches what fellowship is there between light and darkness? righteousness or unrighteousness? the light shines in darkness and darkness comprehends it not(John 12:2-4). the line is not thin my friend, it is a "nature apart"
or you can as well say there is a thin line between God and the devil. huh
the reason many "mature" christian fall is the lack of knowledge of the scriptures especially when they assume things they think God said that God never because they never study to know or where they do not put the word to work or are totally ignorant of it.
According to Jams 2, a mature christian is one that knows how to control his tongue and speak only in consonant with the word not his belief or how long he or she has been a christian nor by grey hair, so understand this criteria from the scriptures before you call someone a "mature christian"
Right living does not make you righteous, because Righteousness is a given by God only(as a gift 1corth 5:17), its righteousness that produces right living


please from your bible, can you describe which wine is ordinary or strong drink, did he tell us the content? make? or the percentage we should look out for to know which we should take or not grin (scriptures pls?)

who made alcohol? was it satan?
no, it was God who made all things including the alcohol and he saw that it was good.
alcohol is good in itself but becomes abusive when taken out of proportion which is why God wants us to be moderate, and you re not under compulsion to drink it where you know you don't need it.

tell your sist that if her body can't take it, then she don't need it. for what purpose was it taken in the first place? if it's not from a reasonable motive then it wrong. that's why excessiveness is sin because it's not done for the right motive. Apostle Paul admonished timothy to take a little for this stomach sake(motive). this is what it means to be moderate. all this God made has more advantages because that was they were created in the first place, but because of sin in the world, nature became corrupted that's why we can see disadvantages in them. same why alcohol was made for human advantage but when it's abused (taken "excessive" which is "the sin" of taking it) we can see it as a disadvantage.

if you undertake a biologically analysis, you will find out that the advantage of alcohol in the human system (in the right proportion the body needs-moderation) far outweighs the disadvantages.
Let me ask you a question. You can only understand this if you are a bit matured in the scriptures so answer well.

Was Elijah justified when he killed the 450 baal prophets? (Hint: read events leading up to and after. You may also read about John the Baptist)
Christianity EtcRe: Nothing Wrong With Alcohol, Cigarette – Pastor Chris Oyakhilome? <<Rumor?>> by rastamouse: 11:17am On Apr 17, 2012
coogar: there's no sin in drinking alcohol. moderation is the key!
some alcoholic drinks are medicinal but one must have self control
in everything they ingest.

it's a fact food kill more people than alcohol and tobacco put together.
gluttony is the sin - not the food.
drunkeness is the sin - not the drink.
Can you define moderation for me? For the sake of those who will want to take some wine but not sin wink
Christianity EtcRe: Nothing Wrong With Alcohol, Cigarette – Pastor Chris Oyakhilome? <<Rumor?>> by rastamouse: 11:12am On Apr 17, 2012
francis247: Ignoramus on the loose! what was Noah mainly known for when God called and Judged him and his household the most and only righteous then?
Was there any record of Noah taking alcohol before the flood? After Noah took the wine, what happened? Will you like to find Pastor Chris in such a situation? Will you still follow him if he is shown on TV with his manhood?
Christianity EtcRe: Nothing Wrong With Alcohol, Cigarette – Pastor Chris Oyakhilome? <<Rumor?>> by rastamouse: 11:08am On Apr 17, 2012
coogar: wine could be as potent as strong drink if the wine is taken in excess.
simply put, the difference between wine and a strong drink is the percentage
of the alcoholic content in them.

for non-alcoholic wine, it's less than 0.5% alcoholic content.
for beer and beverages, it's around 5-12%. for strong drinks, it's 15% or more.
so if you take beer in excess, the alcoholic content can tip the scales and it
would seem like you have taken a very strong drink.
Which one is Pastor Chris saying is not a sin?
Christianity EtcFOR CHRISTIANS Only....(no Atheist Please) by rastamouse(op): 11:05am On Apr 17, 2012
It is inevitable that we will clash on some topics as far as our lives as Christians are concerned. For those who genuinely believe that we should find a common grounds on such issues, how do you think we should engage in the debate so as not to give the ....(you know who I am talking about), the chance to defile our LORD?
Christianity EtcRe: I Abandoned Religion And God Today. I'm Free. by rastamouse: 10:49am On Apr 17, 2012
OLAADEGBU: What caused the universe to come into existence and where did the original energy or matter come from? Without a cause (and a mass/energy source) there can be no big ban.g, evolution of stars or life. There are only three possible responses to this question and the correct response would give you the scientific evidence that demands a Creator God.

1. The universe created itself;

2. The universe has always existed, and

3. The universe was created.

1. The universe created itself:

Can something create itself? Can nothing create something? The answer to these is an absolute No. We all know that something cannot create itself and nothing can't create something. From Latin we have the phrase "ex nihilo, nihil fit" meaning "from nothing, nothing comes." It also violates the law of cause and effect, that says for every effect there must be a cause. The effect can't be greater than the cause and nothing cannot be greater than something. Therefore, based on the laws of science and logic, the universe couldn't have created itself. That leaves us with options 2 and 3.

2. The univese has always existed:

Lets go to the 2nd law of thermodynamics that basically teaches that "the whole universe is losing usable energy for doing usable work." This means that the usable energy in this universe is wearing down. The universe as a whole is losing energy. In other words, molecules as a whole are slowing down.

Therefore, if this universe was eternal we will be in what is called a "virtual heat death." This means that there will be virtually no molecular movement. Everything would have lost its available heat energy for doing work. Therefore, the universe cannot be eternal, it must have had a beginning. The theory that the universe has always existed or is eternal has to be false based on the law of science and logic, another speculation gone with the air. This leaves us with only one possiblility based on science. Which is that:

3. The universe had to be created:

Since the universe could not create itself and it had to have a beginning, the only logical conclusion is that the universe had to be created! This brings us back to he original question: where did the matter come from to create the universe? Any response not acknowledging that the universe was created ignores the laws of science and good logic.
Thank you my bro. If the atheist care to know, the molecules for creation was spoken into existence by my MIGHTY GOD cool
Christianity EtcRe: Nothing Wrong With Alcohol, Cigarette – Pastor Chris Oyakhilome? <<Rumor?>> by rastamouse: 10:41am On Apr 17, 2012
toorich: what part of your body does God stay? your heart of veins and arteries? because you don't need alcohol or cigarette to defile it, what you need is to eat junk food grin

the far-to-see and sad-to-see accuse Jesus that his disciples defile themselves by not washing their hands before they ate according to the law, Jesus' replied them asking how can not washing their physical hands defile a man, its not what goes into a man but what comes out. we know that what comes out of a man is what he has stored in his heart(spirit) because Jesus once said "a good man out of the good treasures of his heart, brings forth good things; same as way an evil heart brings forth evil". Every one shall be judged by every idle word spoken. your very salvation comes as a result of the conviction of the heart (spirit) and confession of the mouth Rom 10:9-10. what comes out of your heart through the mouth is what defiles you according to the words of Jesus.

the heart God dwells is your spirit because God is a spirit not in the physical one that pumps blood that's why you don't see Gods when you open a human body. what defiles your spirit is the word you speak or else tell me how cigarette or alcohol can defile your spirit where God dwells. if you still don't agree, you should agree that the junk food you eat and sugar you take one way or the other that affects your phyical heart is SiN.

that i drank something, does it make me a drunkard?
that i ate food, does it make me a glutton?

the bible only qualifies it as sin when it is done in excess beyond a measure that is deemed moderate as Apostle Paul taught.

in the new testament, the only "Law" Jesus gave is in John 13:34 to "love one another as i have loved you" not "as you love yourself". John 15;12. and Paul taught whatever is not done out of love is Sin according to the new testament.

with Love in your spirit and demonstrated outwardly, no one has to tell you what is right to do or not to do because God is love and anyone that loveth is born of God and knoweth God 1john 4:7-8.
grin LOL at the bold part...

However on a serious note, I must say that the line that you are towing is very dangerous. If you are very matured in Christianity, you will come to realize that the line between good and bad is very slim and fine. In fact, that is the reason why very matured Christians sometimes fall into sins that shocks the world.

The Bible makes it extremely clear that wine is not the same as strong drink. Why do you think that GOD will make the distinction between the two if they were the same?

Those who preach moderation have got it all wrong. What is moderation? A glass? A tot? A pint? A drop? A gallon (for Ojika grin)? That definition is very subjective.

Why then will you teach anyone to drink moderately? When we were younger, my senior sister strayed once and went out with some guys. When she came home, she had vomited all over herself and was not conscious. She had to be rushed to the hospital. When the guys were questioned, they said that my sister just took a sip of Guinness. Was a sip moderate in the case of my sister?

Believe the Bible when it says alcohol is a serpent...it will only bite you in the end!
RomanceRe: What Is The Best Thing To Do When You Approach A Girl And She Doesn't Respond by rastamouse: 10:06am On Apr 17, 2012
Walk away shame-faced grin
Christianity EtcRe: Nothing Wrong With Alcohol, Cigarette – Pastor Chris Oyakhilome? <<Rumor?>> by rastamouse: 9:23am On Apr 17, 2012
Pearlace: Sorry bro, God did not kill him for practicing the withdrawal method. Below is d reason why God killed him:
Gen 38:9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
Where was it defined in the Bible, prior to that incident, that GOD hated what Onan did? What was Onan's reference in this?
Christianity EtcRe: Nothing Wrong With Alcohol, Cigarette – Pastor Chris Oyakhilome? <<Rumor?>> by rastamouse: 9:21am On Apr 17, 2012
[quote author=Okija_juju]Going by the highlighted portion of your post, Jesus who drank wine also had a stomach problem, The guests at the wedding at Cana where Jesus did his first miracle of turning water to wine all had stomach problems or Jesus was aiding and abbetting sin and when Jesus commanded us to drink wine and Break bread in remembrance of him, he gave us a blank cheque to sin. . . IS THIS CORRECT?! Or are you just full of it?!

Halleluyah!![/quote]grin grin grin grin grin

Study the Bible and know that there is a great difference between wine and strong drink. Go back to the verses that I gave prior.

Make sure you don dash for the next VC 10 oh grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Nothing Wrong With Alcohol, Cigarette – Pastor Chris Oyakhilome? <<Rumor?>> by rastamouse: 9:05am On Apr 17, 2012
Dalby: Matthew 11:19


New International Version
The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, 'Here is a glutton and a drunkard, a friend of tax collectors and "sinners."' But wisdom is proved right by her actions."

New Living Translation
The Son of Man, on the other hand, feasts and drinks, and you say, 'He's a glutton and a drunkard, and a friend of tax collectors and other sinners!' But wisdom is shown to be right by its results."

English Standard Version
The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, ‘Look at him! A glutton and a drunkard, a friend of tax collectors and sinners!’ Yet wisdom is justified by her deeds.”

New American Standard Bible
"The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, 'Behold, a gluttonous man and a drunkard, a friend of tax collectors and sinners!' Yet wisdom is vindicated by her deeds."

King James Bible
The Son of man came eating and drinking, and they say, Behold a man gluttonous, and a winebibber, a friend of publicans and sinners. But wisdom is justified of her children.

International Standard Version
The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, 'Look, a glutton and a drunk, a friend of tax collectors and sinners!' Absolved from every act of sin, is wisdom by her kith and kin."

Aramaic Bible in Plain English
The Son of Man came eating and drinking and they said, 'Behold the man is a glutton and a wine drinker, a friend of Tax Collectors and of sinners.' And wisdom is justified by its works.”

Choose the version you prefer!!!
So JESUS was a drunk eh? To reply your posts, read these and make your conclusions


And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. 21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.
Deut 21:20-21 (KJV)

And it come to pass, when he heareth the words of this curse, that he bless himself in his heart, saying, I shall have peace, though I walk in the imagination of mine heart, to add drunkenness to thirst: 20 The Lord will not spare him, but then the anger of the Lord and his jealousy shall smoke against that man, and all the curses that are written in this book shall lie upon him, and the Lord shall blot out his name from under heaven. 21 And the Lord shall separate him unto evil out of all the tribes of Israel, according to all the curses of the covenant that are written in this book of the law:
Deut 29:19-21 (KJV)

And Eli said unto her, How long wilt thou be drunken? put away thy wine from thee. 15 And Hannah answered and said, No, my lord, I am a woman of a sorrowful spirit: I have drunk neither wine [/b]nor [b]strong drink, but have poured out my soul before the Lord.
1 Sam 1:14-15 (KJV)

Note the distinction between wine and strong drink

They that sit in the gate speak against me; and I was the song of the drunkards.
Psalms 69:12 (KJV)

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise.
Prov 20:1 (KJV)

He that loveth pleasure shall be a poor man: he that loveth wine and oil shall not be rich.
Prov 21:17 (KJV)

Be not among winebibbers;
Prov 23:20 (KJV)

For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags.
Prov 23:21 (KJV)

Who hath woe? who hath sorrow? who hath contentions? who hath babbling? who hath wounds without cause? who hath redness of eyes? 30 They that tarry long at the wine; they that go to seek mixed wine. 31 Look not thou upon the wine when it is red, when it giveth his colour in the cup, when it moveth itself aright. 32 At the last it biteth like a serpent, and stingeth like an adder.
Prov 23:29-32 (KJV)

It is not for kings, O Lemuel, it is not for kings to drink wine; nor for princes strong drink: 5 Lest they drink, and forget the law, and pervert the judgment of any of the afflicted. 6 Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][/color], and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts. 7 Let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more.
Prov 31:4-7 (KJV)

Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may follow strong drink; that continue until night, till wine inflame them!
Isaiah 5:11 (KJV)

Woe unto them that are mighty to drink wine, and men of strength to mingle strong drink:
Isaiah 5:22 (KJV)

The Lord hath mingled a perverse spirit in the midst thereof: and they have caused Egypt to err in every work thereof, as a drunken man staggereth in his vomit.
Isaiah 19:14 (KJV)

They shall not drink wine with a song; strong drink shall be bitter to them that drink it.
Isaiah 24:9 (KJV)

There is a crying for wine in the streets; all joy is darkened, the mirth of the land is gone. 12 In the city is left desolation, and the gate is smitten with destruction.
Isaiah 24:11-12 (KJV)

Woe to the crown of pride, to the drunkards of Ephraim, whose glorious beauty is a fading flower, which are on the head of the fat valleys of them that are overcome with wine!
Isaiah 28:1 (KJV)

Come ye, say they, I will fetch wine, and we will fill ourselves with strong drink; and to morrow shall be as this day, and much more abundant.
Isaiah 56:12 (KJV)

Therefore thou shalt say unto them, Thus saith the Lord of hosts, the God of Israel; Drink ye, and be drunken, and spue, and fall, and rise no more, because of the sword which I will send among you. 28 And it shall be, if they refuse to take the cup at thine hand to drink, then shalt thou say unto them, Thus saith the Lord of hosts; Ye shall certainly drink. 29 For, lo, I begin to bring evil on the city which is called by my name, and should ye be utterly unpunished? Ye shall not be unpunished: for I will call for a sword upon all the inhabitants of the earth, saith the Lord of hosts.
Jer 25:27-29 (KJV)

Whoredom and wine and new wine take away the heart.
Hosea 4:11 (KJV)

In the day of our king the princes have made him sick with bottles of wine; he stretched out his hand with scorners
Hosea 7:5 (KJV)

And they have not cried unto me with their heart, when they howled upon their beds: they assemble themselves for corn and wine, and they rebel against me
Hosea 7:14 (KJV)

Awake, ye drunkards, and weep; and howl, all ye drinkers of wine[color=#990000], because of the new wine; for it is cut off from your mouth.
Joel 1:5 (KJV)

Woe unto him that giveth his neighbour drink[b][/b], that puttest thy bottle to him, and makest him drunken also, that thou mayest look on their unclothedness! 16 Thou art filled with shame for glory: drink thou also, and let thy foreskin be uncovered: the cup of the Lord'S right hand shall be turned unto thee, and shameful spewing shall be on thy glory
Hab 2:15-16 (KJV)

Let me know if you need more verses to be convinced that Christians need to run very far away from alcohol wink
Christianity EtcRe: I Abandoned Religion And God Today. I'm Free. by rastamouse: 8:40am On Apr 17, 2012
seunajia: Hi all,
I have followed this topics from the very beginning and I did not comment/shied away from commenting because it was obvious that:
i.) @OP's mind was made up
ii.) Even if he sees reason and decides to rescind his decision, his EGO won't let him do it here
iii.) I didn't like the manner with which some of our people were expressing their OPINION. If anyone calls you to God, it's because such person(s) loves you.
iv.) So many folks already presented my conviction in a more concise manner. Until I came across this:

TAKE TIME TO READ IT. It's worth reading. Trust me smiley


Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes.

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

P.S.

I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends / colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you?

Forward this to increase their knowledge … or FAITH.

By the way, that student was EINSTEIN.


@OP, No one of us can make you rescind your decision, only Allah can. May he guide you (Inshallah!).
Worship is strictly between you and your God, so no 3rd party (NL,science...) Should make you lose faith.

PS: I'm not sure if dat student was really Albert, just did wanna alter the post.

@all, can we stop all this bickering? "There is no compulsion in religion". Speak the truth and leave the rest -"La kundinni kun waliyedeen"

Ma Salam smiley
Great one there my bro cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Nothing Wrong With Alcohol, Cigarette – Pastor Chris Oyakhilome? <<Rumor?>> by rastamouse: 8:28am On Apr 17, 2012
Some of the arguments are as daft as they are funny. If GOD was to spell out every sin in the Bible, where do you think it would have been written? The whole world will of course not have been able to handle such texts. In HIS infinite wisdom, the FATHER of the universe decided to give us the conscience and later the HOLY SPIRIT to guide us into all truth and knowledge to know the difference between right and wrong, even when we are just babies.

In the Bible, precisely Genesis 38:9-10, GOD killed Onan (Judah's second son) for practicing the withdrawal method. Where was it written in the Bible, prior to the incident, that GOD detests such practice? Did that make GOD a bad judge?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Wigan Athletic (1 - 2) On April 16 2012 by rastamouse: 10:02pm On Apr 16, 2012
hane: No wonder there is no trophy for the past 7 years. With stupid mistakes Wenger keeps making. I guess we have to keep waiting
Don't worry...Arsenal can easily win the Akwa cup when they come visiting grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Wigan Athletic (1 - 2) On April 16 2012 by rastamouse: 9:55pm On Apr 16, 2012
grin grin grin grin
chelseabmw: Arsenal dey beg for draw......hahahahahahahahahahha
chelseabmw: arsene wenger wan enter field
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Wigan Athletic (1 - 2) On April 16 2012 by rastamouse: 9:50pm On Apr 16, 2012
[quote author=Kay-Dee]Chelsea don die on saturday . . . angry angry[/quote]Deal with Wigan first grin
Christianity EtcRe: How Do Atheists Explain The Existense Of Intelligent Designs? by rastamouse: 8:50pm On Apr 16, 2012
ramalot: That is not even remotely a challenge, that is like saying " oh, just accept my illogical assertion nowww"

Also, the bold is one very funny aspect of religion that no one seems to address. HOW THA EFF did y'all know every single thing about god, from his family life to his personal decisions, and even his reactions to everything, n a lot more, but on the other hand he is too much to understand.

To put it simply; y'all know every single 'character' of this god, but not a shred of knowledge on his being.
Wait, What's that smell? . . .OH! its good ol' MAN-MADE POOP!

As for your iphone analogy, i'm sorry but it does not hold any water. Ignorance on a particular subject does not accord that subject automatic superiority over one.
As i said before in my own iphone analogy, it is this same "i don't have a clue, therefore it must be a god" mentality that the lost tribes typically exhibit, that you and every other religious person has succumbed to. Unfortunately.
cry cry cry cry Hope you get time to repent...satan holding on to more souls lipsrsealed
Christianity EtcRe: How Do Atheists Explain The Existense Of Intelligent Designs? by rastamouse: 6:53pm On Apr 16, 2012
ramalot: No sir, i just typed it out of common sense. FYI no human being holds the big b@ng as some Law or fact. That is something called a "THEORY"
A theory creates a framework to put together pieces of unknowns as they unfold through further findings.

It is a position of quest for knowledge, not an easy way out like religion that claims 'fact' on 100% unfounded grounds.

Do you know if you take your iphone 4s into the Amazon jungle, and have first contact with a lost tribe, all you need to be elevated to god status will be to
run a quick demo of your 'face time' feature? now you're a great god who can be in one place, and yet be, and talk to them through this sacred 3.5 inch portal. OMNIPRESENCE i tell ya!

Ignorance and fear are the driving elements of religion. And yes, i think everything has a cause like we both agree, now tell me how exactly you KNOW that your god is exempt from a cause.
Ram, I would have loved it if your quest was to genuinely learn about GOD. This is a great opportunity to get a personal relationship with GOD.

Check this analogy out...since you used iPhone 4s, I will do the same thing with the analogy.

Imagine yourself being an iPhone 4s and not human for a moment( grin of course you are not iPhone 4s). wouldn't it be silly to suggest that because you never knew how Steve Jobs was born, or more appropriately created, then that places you in the same league as him?

Are you saying no one created you because you can't understand your MAKER? GOD is too much for us to understand but if you really want to know HIM, this is my challenge to you...Accept JESUS CHRIST as your savior and LORD.

Doing that will get you to Heaven and you can ask GOD about how HE came about. How do you like that challenge?

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