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I LAUGH AT YOU, YOU CAN SEE HOW YOUR
PEOPLE ARE WASTED LIKE FISHES IN THE
NORTH....DEY THERE....NATURE IS PUNISHING
YOU OR YOUR KUND(IF U NOT A NORTHNER)

IBOS CAN NEVER BE VANQUISHED, THE TIME
OF THE IBOS TO TAKE OVER IS NEARBRO AND
THERE IS NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT
IT!!!

THIS IS NO MERE TALK....REMEMBER THEY SAY
WHEN A MAN RAISES HIS HAND UP, REFUSING TO GIVE A CHILD MEAT, SOON HE GET TIRED AND PUT HIS HAND DOW!!!










quote author=Kennyswag post=97991159]Waste the igbo man[/quote]

My bro big oil dey ur head, exactly whats on ma mind, if i were that Ibo guy i will kill as many Hausa soldiers i can before the shoot even if to use my teeth to bite off their nose and ears that will go a long way.


North is useless and land of nepotism, its pathetic but the end of their HEGEMONY is near!!!

Useless and brainless set of people, they are no good in anything even their soldiers arenot good fighters.-always using othets to achieve their aim.












quote author=NwaNimo1 post=97991157]So the Igbo guy has been sentenced to death for shooting a fellow soldier (with a reason).......

...and Mohammed Kudo to 3 years for shooting a 12 year old boy (for no reason)?

[img]https://media./images/ac5ecb53eda4d3011be648f4873987ac/tenor.gif[/img]

......God punish anyone talkin 'One Nijeria'![/quote]

MARK MY WORD....ONCE AN IBO PRESIDENT EMERGES, BOKO HARAM WILL STOP.....BET AND SEE.

THEY WILL GO INTO HIDING TILL THE END OF HIS TENURE.
Because if the Boko and the North boys try to distract the Ibo Guy...lol � You see how they will be neutralized.

THATS WHY NIGERIANS SHOULD SUPPORT IBO PRESIDENCY.










quote author=mytime24 post=97790747]And this government through d presidency said no bh again[/quote]

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To be honest with You, there is really no secret and most times its not all about money(depends on the kind of Girl one meets).

To me, i Say its natural but good looks and having game helps alot for a Guy to succeed.....

My candid advice is be bold whenever You Are with a Lady, always flirt with any Girl You are interested in (This makes her not to friendzone u after the first contact).

Always look good and have some money to maintain Your looks, be conscious of Your looks, look neat and glamorous(have a healthy shinny skin). This will sexually attract most Girls around u.

Dont roll with your fellow guys most times(its a no no but most guys dont know it)- girls love handsome loners that are most times Seen alone.

All of the above, i possess them, so i think thats why i find it easy but bro I ADVICE YOU STICK TO YOUR GF, ITS NOT REALLY EASY OOOO.....THERE ARE TIMES YOU MAY BE POISONED OR SET UP, ARE U READY FOR THOSE? NO MATTER HOW WELL U PLAY UR GAME, ONE OF THESE MUST HAPPEN TO YOU.

THE advantage is that the More Girls notice different sexy women around u, the More You have More of them, some Coming to just taste you(no strings attached).

Always try Your Best to be nice to women you meet,even if You intend to just sex her only, and dont make empty promises like marriage just to be bed and dump her (thats for very weak stupid men that lacks confidence) it goes a long way but most Guys dont realize that, she Can save or help You sometime in life someday.

So make your decision now and good luck with it.









quote author=Eagledrench post=97797772]
Over 600 ladies??
How do you do it bro?
Whats the secret?[/quote]

Hi how Are u Feeling now?

Did u see my missed calls?

Just stay strong, You Are already alright.










quote author=adajoe555 post=97612955]



Happy new year to you, more win[/quote]

Ahhh!! Oga Righteousness nah u dey talk like This?

Na ur new year Resolution me dis?

Am surprised....beaten with many stripes?

Righteousness2:
Foolishness abounds In The Heart of a Child but the rod of Correction will drive it far from her.

This Sister needs to be Beaten with many stripes.

Not Everyone you see looking Normal is Normal.

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Bro Point of correction, be specific when i Say South cos d East and SS dont Take shit.
Our Govs be ass kissers not The People.

Didnt hear what happened recently in Ebonyi against Fulani herdsmen?

Please i Want to correct This wrong idea.....the Ibos dont fear The North.....its just our leaders bro not the masses. You Can Take it or leave it.








quote author=madmohamed post=97731783] Sharia law is more important and powerful than Nigeria law the North think they can do anything they want and get away with it. I don't bream them na south they mumu pas zombie. The way southern governor they fear Fulani like God be fail me just look at those coward governor keep quiet when Fulani kill their people when when something happens to one Fulani you will see them jumping up and down[/quote]

I spit on El-RUFAI he is number one hypocrite in Nigeria. God will judge any Body that will wish This yeye man to be President.

Stupid man with a brainless slowpoke as a son.

His son would have carried out his threat and See if his House wont be burnt down and he kidnapped.









quote author=nwekeugochukwu post=97731628]Sex Party House Demolition: Gov El-Rufai's Son's House Should Be Demolished First - Reno Omokri

Reno Omokri has reacted to the recent demolition of a restaurant by the Kaduna state government over plans of some Nigerians to hold a sex party in it, IgbereTV reports.

The state police command last week arrested the organizers of the sex party while the state government demolished the building housing the restaurant.

Reno while reacting to the demolition, said the state government ought to also demolish the home of the son of the state governor.

He wrote:


https://www.instagram.com/p/CJoalKQB0nx/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link[/quote]

Congrats so how life Over there?

oyeezah:
i was posted to abj and i am from kogi

What happened to your Phone? Called d number u gave ne it went thru but no response








quote author=Chimzy4real post=85784606]Any Lagos to Abia here ..aba to be precise[/quote]

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Sorry u went thru that, its well










quote author=Blazing12345 post=76178965] When I was in school and doing excellently well without much hassles,I never envisage that looking for a job afterwards will be a struggle.i have been job hunting for about 5 years now. Immediately I got my result the job search began.

At first I was just placing calls to all those that were telling me to just get my result and leave the rest for them. I did called and I was told by some to send in my CV which I did, others were like hold on a bit. I kept calling those I sent my CV to for feedback but nothing was forthcoming. It either no vacancy yet or no response at all.

Well, since all my contacts didn't work I decided to take the bull by the horns. Armed with my credentials I moved from place to place. Most places I wasn't let in, I was told to leave whatever I had with the guards at the gate I did, hoping for the best. But to my dismay I started getting calls from the security men instead of the HR. Hmmm, some called for us to hookup, 2-3 called to have a fling and the other set just called to marry me outrightly. I mean total strangers called and proposed over the phone. It funny that I went looking for a job but what I got were marriage proposals from maiguards.

Well, it didn't detered me I kept job hunting and dropping more CVS, then the one that made me stopped happened on one wet morning, it was on a Friday, got a call from a man in one of the companies I had submitted my application asking me to come for an interview on Monday. I was over the moon and I started preparing because I didn't want to miss this one for anything. Got up 5 am Monday morning and began to prepare by 7am I was out like almost rushing infact got to the place before they even resumed, I told the gateman why I was there he gave me this suspicious looks, I shugged it off as one of those things. People started arriving and after a while I realized they were all staff so I was wondering when the other applicants will arrived but behold I was the only applicant invited and it was a bit confusing to me.

Not long an elderly man walked in after a while I was told that's the manager and was ushered in to his office. The first statement he made was that I'm more beautiful in person than in my passport photo graph, I was just wondering what he was driving at. He told me there will be no interview that the job was already mine. Wow, just like thst,he nodded in affirmative, I was so excited without even allowing the excitement sink in I heard can you be my friend, I was like Sir we are not enemies, he responded I know but we could take it a notch higher, I didn't want to believe what I was thinking but it turn out to be true.

The manager turn round to where I sat and was trying to put his hands on my body I stood up and he was like blocking me I couldn't just comprehend what he was thinking, I told him sir i beg to take my leave you can keep the job but he held me tight I knew I had to do something fast or else this might spell danger, I let out a very loud scream and he became calm knowing it will attract his staff.

I swiftly moved to the exit door, pull it open and walked out. I could feel thousands of eyes literally trailing me. I didn't stop moving , I kept moving till I found a cab to take me home and I was really cursing the man under my breath.

With this experience I became weak of seeking jobs offline, decided to try online. Jobs though it isn't paying much but it sure keeps me busy and sane. I'm still job hunting though.[/quote]

Big Story i have followed your Thread and found out You Are a poser...i believed This story cos it looked real till i Read Your other threads.









quote author=Akalia post=76119799]Interview Romance

So I got this invite to a job interview for the position of a data entry officer, this comes a couple of months after applying to the job. I had even forgotten of the application because I had being busy attending other interviews anyway .

I bolted out of bed before 7:30am, freshened up, took a light breakfast and headed out since the interview was slated for 9:am.

Fortunately, On that fateful day traffic didn't cause me any delay unlike the usual gridlock experienced in my city during the morning rush hours on a daily basis. So I got to the interview venue and it was a business complex building towering up to about 11 floors. I had to navigate the staircase up to the 9th floor where the organisation's office was situated.

Ding dong! (I pressed the bell on the door)

The door opened and right before me was standing a chubby figure. Hello! Good morning sir, welcome to*******(the organisation's name). She said. She had the kind of voice that would get a grown man Hot under a cold weather. Oh I didn't mention, it was a rainy and cold morning on that D-Day.

Good morning, please I am here to meet with Mr. *****(the interviewer), I responded.
OK, come on in. She said. I gladly stepped in past the door and stood right behind her so she could lead the way but she had to shut the door before taking the lead. I tried to steal a quick glance at her but she was quick to shut the door behind her. Follow me, she said.

As I followed her, her whole figure was gradually taking appreciable shape before my eyes as we moved from the passage which was not very illuminated to the reception office which was well lighted. Have a seat, she said. Thank you, I responded. I sat on a black couch which was right beside her office desk. She inquired my name and I told her. She put a call to someone, she spoke to the receiver on the other end "hello sir, good morning. Mr. Akalia is here" after some brief discussion ensued she hung up and turned to me and said "my boss is the one to interview you, he is not on seat now. He will join us shortly. Please be patient "
Alright, I said.

The whole time she was on a call I took time to observe her features, she had this thick, big-ass lips with a shade of red lipstick on. The kind of lips that is best suited for felatio, I thought to myself.
She was also full breasted, maybe not as roman goddess or cossy orjiokor but those set of tits would be endowed with succulent nipples, and would make a handful for handling, I thought to myself. My mind was just wandering naughty that it's focus had drifted away from my purpose of being there. In addition, she was dark in complexion, she reminded me of the porn actress on xvideo porn site called "shi reeve"

So I was lost in raunchy thoughts for a while but I got a grip of my mind after she ended the call.

It was well over 40 minutes while waiting for her boss (my supposed interviewer). I pretended to be toying with my phone while subtly observing her with the corner of my eyes, she was busy making up; applying her mary kay powder and her mascara and other make up kits. I needed to engage her in a convo but I just didn't know how to begin, guess I was just nervous, maybe shy.

So Akalia how did you get information that we are recruiting, she said .
It was a pleasant moment for me because the opportunity to engage her had showed up.
Well, I saw your advert on the nairaland job section, so I applied. I replied.

Do you have membership account on nairaland? She asked.

Oh yes, are you a nairalander? I asked.
Yea, she gracefully replied.

Wow, that's cool, what a pleasant coincidence, I said wearing my signatory charming smile.

She would disclose to me later on in the course of our convo her moniker on nairaland.
In the spirit of sharing the nairaland membership common ground with me she tried to put me through the job functions of the position I will be interviewed for. She also hinted on some likely questions that I might be asked and the appropriate answers. By this time she left her desk and came over to where I sat and sat close to me. She was so nice, sexy and fuc*able, as I had thought in mind.

One thing led to another, I won't really go into details but I found myself handling her tits, she was like "akalia this isn't right " I ignored her and unbuttoned her shirt half way,her boobs were exposed. She had no bra on. Her nipples were so big and hard, I headed for them as I locked onto one with my mouth while handling the other breast with my hand. She was just moaning softly and at some seconds interval would say "this is not right akalia ".

Ding dong! (the bell rang)

We both hurriedly detached ourselves from each other in a frantic manner, she quickly buttoned up, organised herself and headed for the door. I adjusted myself equally.

The boss walked in and I greeted him, he was a tall, fair young man. Maybe a bit older than myself. So this is the dude having this secretary all to himself, I thought In my dirty mind.

Cut long story short, the interview went down and I was made an offer but I declined because the salary structure was less than my expectation considering the fact that I earned higher where I was employed at the time.

I left shortly after the interview. Needless to mention the hot secretary I met who happened to be a nairalander ( name withheld ) used my phone to dial her number while I plucked it to charge under her care since I had a low battery.

Well, Outside the interview, we both met on different occasions and had some really raunchy moments together.

Disclaimer : This story is entirely based on real life experience, it's meant for entertainment purpose only and it's not in any way an attempt to cast aspersions on anyone or any social media platform.[/quote]

Right on Point, dont mind those brainless rif raffs that managed to Sex few Times in their entire life they here yabbing rubbish....

Am not saying This to Please You but i Say it cos i hate Guys that talk crap or soil ladies they have slept with. Whats the Big deal?

God is my WITNESS i have slept with Over 600 ladies, am i have a dozen More that Want to Hook up with me(i even called one and told her i wont make it today) but i never open my mouth to Call women cheap-everything is about Choice and most Guys have failed to realize This.

I have Seen the good and deadly Side of women but i still hold my peace.

You really Said right dear....kudos!

Good night and dont mind those mofos!!










quote author=HRHQueenPhil post=87785245]And men are not prostitutes? Do u some men can't even remember the names and faces of women they have slept with?
There is a very thin line between prostitutes and hookup.. a prostitute demands for her pay before and after the act while hookup is between two consenting adults who just wants to have fun. The highest a guy does is to pay for food or taxi if he likes ..if the lovemaking was amazing and she is great company, he may decide to take it further
Therefore don't judge[/quote]

Am begining to doubt your Stories even d one You wrote on that interview Thread about The nairalander hot Sec.

Please no Need for clout, if you Need a Lady just Tell her.

We The real fuckers always go for what we like at least i get satisfied 4 Times a week with different Girls till i met a wonderful lovely Lady in Nairaland too...now am considering been serious with her.










quote author=Akalia post=86163330]**Modified****

Good evening folks on here. I go by a handful of names but just call me akalia. I have a story to share with y'all (real life tale); no fantasy, right!! Let's roll.

I recently discovered a humongous amount of hard currency (dollars) stashed in a hidden dungeon in the residence of a high flying politician in the society (don't ask me how I had access to such covert facility; it's top secret) . My suspicion tells me this money ain't Legit- either a hidden loot or something of a sought because this fellow had political connects during PDP regimes. He strikes me as a mule.
Should I snitch on him to the federal government based on the whistle blowing policy and get my cut or should I just lock up. I fear for my life should I snitch on him but Bleep it, I will do it If I gats do it.

So Real Niggaz talk to me?[/quote]

Please get well, so sorry about that....really sorry. I didnt know till you told me dear. Thought it has Gone Baby.....

Please get well...i still care

adajoe555:
Happy new year to you, more win

Inspite of how i have i never stay outdoors More than 7pm. Its either i spend a night with The Lady at her Place or hotel or Mine.

Am not d club type, This routine has helped me alot.

These night crawlers should learn to carry their Cross exception of Op who went to Church but anyother Thing for pleasure should Dance The music-LETS REMEMBER THAT MUSIC AT FIRST IS SWEET TO DANCE BUT BECOMES BORING AFTER EXHAUSTIVE DANCING(My newly coined Quote).










quote author=Azmanaty post=97659204]I am not a religious person, but bro, God will replenish ur loses in hundreds of folds. Next time, pls be extremely careful and try to avoid going our at night - no matter where; even cross overs[/quote]

U get mouth oo

dollytino4real:
see her horse lap

In Nigeria, of You Are a saint and honest your is SORRY!!!

But cheer up man, God will reward You and am Sure the blessings will reach to your children's children.








quote author=BleedingPen post=97636571]

https://igberetvnews.com/1377616/breaking-rejected-n864m-policeman-never-took-bribe-resigns-non-promotion/[/quote]

These Afonja guys will castigate our girls but most of them will still leech on these Ibo girls for marriage.....they want ourbeautiful girls to give them beauty with brain.


Am angry, Yoruba boys concentrate on your women , leave Ibo women alone oo!!!!


God punish any Yoruba guy that will open mouth talk thrash about Ibo ladies!






These

envoymedia:
Former Super Eagles captain, Joseph Yobo and his wife Adaeze Yobo have showered praises on each other as they celebrate their 11th wedding anniversary on 1st January 2021, IgbereTV reports.

Sharing a photo of himself and his wife, Adaeze on his Instagram handle, Joseph Yobo wrote:


https://www.instagram.com/p/CJguMVor1N2/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Adaeze Yobo also took to her Instagram handle to shower praises on her husband. She shared a video clip of herself and her husband. She wrote:


https://www.instagram.com/p/CJghyqyneKJ/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

See video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMOnZI4yy3A

Mine how to sing and dance( when am in good mood and excited....dont just dance anyhow).










quote author=EXLOVER post=97599588]Me how to ride bicycle oh, nobody thought me how to do it, but i can ride perfectly well, but i started as an adult.


Happy New Year My People[/quote]

I must say am not happy with you, you couldnt send me a mesage....well as you wish and want it.

Have a nice day!










quote author=adajoe555 post=97612955]



Happy new year to you, more win[/quote]

Happy new year to you and brand new blessings with love and care.









quote author=adajoe555 post=97506223]


I haven't seen it

Seen...nice[/quote]

I meant i pray that i never get the chance to be alone with such women.

I had a very sexy hairy Calabar young married lady i met in keke sometime, she was scared of her hussy, told me wen to call her, thank God when she asked to come to my crib, i told her i was with my dad...till now we never talked and i deleted her nunber(i did that with heavy hands, believe me i get HARD just imagining that lady and her skin with d small hairs on d laps and arms or is it her ass?). She is d type some guys can rape,at first i couldnt resis toasting her even when she told me she was married.
This just an example of what i meant by my previous comment.









quote author=Hassanmaye post=97568682]
How can you bed a woman without having sex[/quote]

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Your father said it right....there were times i folowed the rhythm of her plea for faster hitting, i found my joints especially my laps tensed and weakened.

I havw had chances to bed married women but i always pray in my heart that God should do something that wil prevent us having sex and it always works till date.









quote author=slawormiir post=97527245]Damnnn niggarrrr
Too bad...
Like my grandfather will always say to me son....
Always avoid another man's wife especially the woman whose bride price has been paid because the body of a woman is like heaven to the eyes
Purgatory for the wallet
And hell to the soul....especially that of married women
i thought he was done then he called me again and said son.............four things destroy a man
They are :
1)Greed
2)Pride
3)Anger
4) LUST TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE SEX...especially married women
And remember son....when you banging a girl whose bride price hasn't been paid yet...then be careful during the coitus...if you start hearing her screaming and moaning...faster! Faster...oh baby harder harder! Oh yeah! Hunnnn..baby don't stop....
Then you must be careful son or if possible just stop if not you might join your ancestors...there is no medal or award for best pussy banger son...[/quote]

Hey bae, how was your day?

Not long i came in sooo tired, checking on u.

Always on ma mind.

Kisses

adajoe555:
I haven't seen it

Seen...nice

Please my bro what do you want Wizzy to do?

To fight Burna or OBO?

He did the best thing such situation, to remain silent....if not posters will carry the news Wizzy teamed up against so and so....to me he did the wise thing.

Goodnight!












author=ManOfCompetence post=97508678] No wonder Davido has been crying since on Twitter.....Burna boy is wicked how will he just threaten someone's father like say na small pikin e be ..... meanwhile wizkid's I don't give a Bleep attitude









should be investigated[/quote]

Keep it up dear, anytime i get some extra cash i inform you.

Be mindful of these lazy dirty scammers that may want to meet, rob and rape you....so be very careful in your dealings dear.


Good night!!

Jodha1:
These people should stop disgracing themselves in Ghana..


That's why I like my Baba nla him no get time...

Please I sell really nice wrist watches for both male and female...I also sell quality human hair and human hair blend weaves and wigs....

Please kindly send a message to any of the numbers on my signature...biko support my hussle...
1st frame: 30k
2nd frame: 20k
3rd frame: 22k

All working chronographic watches..

thanks dear....glad you like it.

Please watch your steps next time, you knw u have soft body and skin, any little thing you hurt yourself.

Please be very careful, am damn serious!!


Good night!

adajoe555:
I haven't seen it

Seen...nice

So sad.......








quote author=Etinosa1234 post=97499489]

https://lifestyle.thecable.ng/renua-femi-giwa-amus-daughter-who-alleged-father-raped-her-at-7-commits-suicide/[/quote]

Nothing much about the outfit dear....but i hope u like it....thats how i roll everyday.










quote author=adajoe555 post=97506034]

So you had ice cream all by yourself, where is my own share of the ice cream?


would love to see the outfit lol.[/quote]

Babe i am still in good and high spirit, really excited today.....i may not come online often tomorrow. Will leave early morning to work but will try my best to chat you up or rather we talk later hun.









quote author=adajoe555 post=97505533]

I ate fruits

what did you do today?[/quote]

I went to work to meet some people, then from there i
Went and had some ice cream and suya at a
small joint near our estate....would love to show the attire i was
on today....if u want to see it, flash me....you
know the usual way nah.


I am about to take my night bathe....watch some movies ,then i say a little prayer etc.

Glad, you sounded happy and strong today hun.....

adajoe555:
I ate fruits

what did you do today?