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Alright dear thats what we wish eachother...

Hope you had fun.

















quote author=adajoe555 post=97420388]

Ditto[/quote]

So true but sad .

Compliment of this wonderful season.









quote author=TooNoisy post=92259574]The man never had a job at all. He just wanted to take advantage of you.

However, these things are very common especially in Oil companies. The HR guys sleep with some of the girls before they are offered NYSC.

For the girls, once you give in the first time, you become a community commodity; because you realise the person that f**ked you the first time is not he ultimate decision maker, so you need to keep f**king till you get f**ked up.[/quote]

Serious? He is a very stupid imp....not that wanting sex from you is bad but his manner of approach.

That was exactly what i talked about in the other thread about men and their approach to sex.

Hope you never visited, the half man.

Rubbish!!!










quote author=adajoe555 post=92257664]My experience last week in one Diagnostic centre in Port Harcourt.

last week Thursday a friend called me I told me if am interested to work as a receptionist, in a diagnostic centre, that he was driving past that area and he saw the notice, since I've been complaining of needing something to take me out of the house every morning, I said ok lemme give it a try, he gave me directions to the place, on reaching there I met the gate man and asked him about the place, and he told me to submit my CV to the receptionist, which I have with me already, on getting to the reception I met the receptionist in my mind I was like( Ah they already have a receptionist why are they looking for another one , or maybe she wants to resign) I was talking to the receptionist a man came down and I greeted him, the receptionist told me that's the manager I should submit my CV to him, so I went to meet him where he was and told him why I was there, he took the CV, on my way home The manager called me that I should come for an interview the next day by 10. The next day o got there by 9: 30 I was surprised it was only me that was there for the interview, around some minutes pass 10 I was told the manager want to see me, I went to meet him, he asked me some questions which I gave him answers to, He said am smart he likes the way I answered the questions, he asked if I can use the computer I told him yes, he told me to make use of his computer which I did.... fast forward ...,.... after the interview this man told me to wait for him that there is something he want to discuss with me outside the office and as well discuss my salary, I said ok , so we drove out of the office, while driving I asked him where we are going he told me to a place where we can sit and talk, I was already uncomfortable, ,, lo and behold this man has already booked a hotel room. I asked him why are we going to a hotel,,,, what this man told me shocked me to my pain, " that why are my behaving like a kid don't I know what they do in the hotel room. I told him am not going with him, that this is not proper, he said I don't want the job then , I told him that what he is trying to do is wrong he said " I can't work for him then " I was so disgusted. I got down from the car and went home.[/quote]

Just to wish you a merry x-mas and happy new
year in advance.

Have fun!

adajoe555:
lol... I am and you. compliment of the season to you .

The man is more than a simp....his type are the ones degrading manhood before these ladies.

But if a bro asks him for just 5k, he will give story. Thats why i dont really like men, but i have met few that really helped my life so i will not generalize.

Very sad one just to impress a lady...









quote author=ABBkelvin post=97384162] the man action is 98% of the male mindset out there. It is what it is from beginning of our existence. Men can't help it but remain the loser nature designed them to be. Men are utterly dispobale and self destructive. If you are lucky to be part of the 2%, you already know much without going into details here, be rest assure you're just an anomaly not the norm. Cheers and happy holiday [/quote]

Very nice one and educating, keep it up cos i enjoy your piece dear.












quote author=adajoe555 post=93170810]1. Always check in with your friends when they are on a date with a new guy. You never know if they need to be saved.

2. Rescue any girl you see being hit on by a creep.

3. Wait till your friend is inside her house before you drive away.

4. Never allow your friend to walk home alone, especially when she’s drunk.

5. Allow your friends to just vent. Don’t say anything back. Just listen.

6. Tell a girl if you see something malfunctioning on her outfit.

7. Never go after your friend’s crush.

8. Never go after a friend’s ex without permission.

9. Let a girl know when her boyfriend is cheating.

10. Always tell a girl when her boobs are out.

11. Don’t even consider flirting with your friend’s boyfriend.

12. Siblings are off limits until you ask.

13. Same goes for their close friend. Ask before you pursue.

14. Give out hair bands freely.

15. Same with tampons.

16. Never ditch a girl post-breakup.

17. Be nice instead of degrading.

18. Don’t slut-shame your friends.

19. Don’t talk about your friends to outsiders.

20. Don’t live in a room without some form of protection.

21. Being alone is OK.

22. You can wear heels no matter your height.

23. Never let a girl dance alone.

24. Don’t have sex with an ex if you still have feelings.

25. You are allowed to have sex on a first date.

26. You are the CEO of your own body.

27. Never make a girl apologize for her feelings.

28. Never fight over a boy.

29. Don’t tell each other’s secrets to outsiders.

30. Never leave your girls for your man.

31. If a girl looks better than you, don’t hate her—appreciate her.

32. Don’t be that girl with all the problems and no solutions.

33. Give compliments like free candy.

34. You don’t always have to be classy.

35. You don’t walk out on your friends.

36. Brunch after a crazy night is necessary.

37. Never let a girl go to the bathroom alone.

38. Don’t let your drunk friend go home with that ugly guy she’s going to regret.

39. Be that wing woman.

40. Never hate a woman you haven’t met.

41. Never invite your friend’s enemy to a party.

42. No guy wants a girl that flirts with everyone and their mother.

43. If your friend is happy, be happy for her.

44. It’s OK to say no.

45. Be available for that Chinese/ice cream post-breakup date.

46. Never take your girl friends for granted.

47. Stop bottling all those feelings up; let ’em out.

48. Jump on that health kick with your friends.

49. Help form that text back to your friend’s new crush when she’s struggling.

50. Screen shot all interactions with boys and send them in your group chat with your friends. Sometimes a second opinion is needed.


saaphiere

https://thoughtcatalog.com/rachel-anna/2016/03/50-rules-of-girl-code-we-all-need-to-read-again/[/quote]

Am always in high spirit dear so am doing great. Thank God for the Grace.

Wish you the same dear so how did you spend your today?










quote author=adajoe555 post=97376394]



lol... I am and you. compliment of the season to you .[/quote]

I did love your rich stories when u were there.

I love your dp....its rich in history, i guess that should be Amina, the warrior Queen.

Nice one.









quote author=LaEvilIMiss post=97347706]Boarding schools are still problematic but in my days as a boarding student - IT WAS WORSE THAN HELL - we survived[/quote]

Lol....still crawling with your eyes? All u need do was just to close it and you feel the bliss around u .

Hope you having a great day.

adajoe555:
still awake

We are here to learn and i did love to learn from you too cos nobody has the sole knowledge dear.

Thanks dear, it was a great write up.

adajoe555:
ok..... I've learnt

Lions are not the kings of the jungle...its just a phrase there are many animalsmore powerful than the lion like the Siberian Tiger, hippo, elephant, even full grown wild bull one on one can kill a male lion.

Lions believe in team work thats what helps them.

I need to correct that belief that lion is the strongest nah, when you see Siberian tiger, u can google about it, you know a lion is no match to Siberian tigers.

The above is an exception, animals kill pregnant animals and their kids at will.

Thanks.








quote author=adajoe555 post=93049116]I have noticed that no matter how wicked a woman is, the wickedness does not reach to a point that she would see a pregnant woman and refuse to show mercy.

What a lioness did when she discovered the antelope that she killed is pregnant shows that even female animals have sympathy over their fellow pregnant animals.

I have discovered that the major difference between animals and humans is speech.

Animals do almost everything that humans do everyday - sometimes they even do it better.

Some animals are predators, some are prey, and some are both.

There is no doubt that Lions are the kings of the jungle and are at the top of the food chain.

Lions are powerful creatures that are also known as scary animals and this can make you think they are heartless creatures without any awareness at all.

An amazing event was documented by workers at the safari at Madikwe Game Reserve in South Africa, and this event between a lioness and a pregnant antelope amazed the whole world.

As the workers were walking around the animal reserve, they discovered that a lioness has caught a large antelope.

But after the lioness caught the antelope, she suddenly stopped.

What The Lioness Did Next That Will Amaze You:
The lioness discovered the unborn baby of the antelope in her mother's stomach.

What the lioness did next when she discovered the unborn baby of the antelope will amaze you.

The lioness immediately took a step back and stopped eating, she took the unborn antelope baby and gently put it down, walking around it, as if she is trying to find out if the baby antelope is alive.

The lioness gently placed the fetus on the ground, and started looking sideways and looking tense and stressed, she continued to push the newborn lightly with her head, rolling it gently, before lifting it from his neck as if the baby antelope is one of her puppies.

But when the lioness finally realized that the baby antelope is dead, she gently picked it up and placed it behind a bush, as if she is giving the baby antelope a respectable burial place. So she stayed nearby, as if she was mourning.

And as if that was not enough, the lioness' next move stunned the group of eyewitnesses at the animal reserve, the lioness stopped eating completely, and just laid down beside the antelope that she killed as if she's feeling guilty and regretful.

The lioness stayed with the dead antelope for a while before she left.

Who can blame the lioness who hunted her prey? It's her natural instinct.

Even though that it's a perfectly natural behavior of lioness to kill it's fellow animals to survive, but this lioness felt guilty after the act and displayed an amazing behavior.


pictures below
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1165832/The-lioness-showed-remorse-realising-killed-pregnant-antelope.html



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edw803CRspk


cc lalasticlala[/quote]

Yeah good night then...










quote author=adajoe555 post=97333601]




ok.... I have nothing else to say[/quote]

I meant to say most guys, yes our grls love sex true except those that had unfortunate experiences that killed their libido.

What i dont like is the way they flaunt whatever whether true or false to impress girls, some will cook up stories. Believe me, most of these guys dont have kobo...they are the type that gives stories upon stories after sex.

Instead of to waste their energy and yeye tactics, its better you meet a girl tell her your mind, if she accepts your PM, u discuss with her, she gives u her number, thats how it rolls than telling stories of how they took a girl to 8 star hotel crap!!! Shows they lack confidence...and yes most naija guys lack confidence thats why they hide behind friends/groups to build their rep.

Am a loner and i have laid many many ladies here in nairaland(have many numbers that i dont call some till date), facebook, and outside here.
But its no big deal, at all!!!

Rubbish!!!










quote author=adajoe555 post=97331362]



Lol ... If you say Nigeria guys are mumu, which means you are among too, (just kidding) but I don't Just know why naija guys just label any girl that comes there way as sex freak. the way they talk about girls in this forum is very demeaning. that's why I hardly even comment. its very bad.[/quote]

Naija guys are very mumu ooo....see as they d
form Bill Gate just to impress, girls that once
they like you, they spread legs like eagles
wings thats what these guys are disturbing
ones ear drums with their thrash.

Thats why i have very few guys as friends and more ladies, guys of nowadays talk crap. I dont really relate with most of them and they are really jealous of me(saying fine boy dey my head,am proud, i dont relate, i see others as lesser beings-which are not true) but i dont give a shit las las!

adajoe555:
Because I came to your house, that's why you are telling everybody abi

Why didnt you take her to a 7 star hotel?]

I rather tell a girl straight i find her attractive than faking stories just to impress them.

These Nairaland ladies i have met at least 5 of them and i have 15% of their numbers....some of them in here know that.

I dont know why guys will be claiming thrash just to impress a lady, girls are smart oo never think you can outsmart them even if you end up sleeping with one, no big deal, its just sex you both enjoyef








quote author=jasontrigga post=97325909]Currently on same situation !! After trying for a month or two , unlucky for her
She suggested we see
I agreed
I fixed the venue in a 4star hotel after the nice treat
The next day she visited my house

Omoh!!! This girl now wouldn’t allow me Rest with video calls and calls

I told her I’m no longer interested in the relationship

She asked me “why then did I invited her to my house “

I told her “ just to prove a point , that it wasn’t really just about sex and if a guy invite you to his doesn’t really mean it’s sex that he want “

Today she called , that she want to see me pls
And want to discuss something important ��‍♂️

Women !! Kai . Smh[/quote]

Guy this your thread is absolutely unnecessary.
Are u trying to tell the ladies you have a nice place?

If you didny like her why did you invite her to your place?

It is stupid girls that will fall for your antics, see this one abeg look for a better topic next time.

Meeettttcheeeeewwwwww!!!!!!!!!!









quote author=posh4545 post=97308570]I have explain things to her but she just kept calling and come around ..because I gave her a nice treat..the last time she came by[/quote]

Houseboy sounds lame, especially if he got personality, he can just say he is the oga driver. Simple!

internationalman:
She probably liked what she saw in your house when she came visiting..she now knows money resides with you people..


Simple, just tell her you are a houseboy in the house and watch her stop calling you..

I used to watch the guy then especially that
brilliant movie BRUNO AND THE LAW!


I cant say what i dont know, whatever the case, may he have a peaceful rest.

But what am sure is the Hausa Fulanis have
destroyed Nigerian economy and security
system, people are on the verge of eating themselves, Buhari and his cohorts are busy
wearing white up and down.


I know come 2023 if the North become President, Nigeria will break up thats for sure. So Atiku, Zulum and co should better relax cos theur region is the cause of what is happening
and the NATIONAL ASSEMBLY DOESNT WANT
TO IMPEACH BUHARI WITH ENOUGH EVIDENCE AND REASONS TO.












quote author=IamHeWrites post=97310596]Controversial actress and singer, Judith Mazagwu, popularly known as Afrocandy, who is also known for her explicit sexual movies, has said that actor JT Tom West died on the set of a movie and not in a car crash as reports claimed, Igbere TV reports.

The 49-year-old shared cover pictures of the movie Ghetto Crime which she acted alongside JT in an Instagram post on Saturday.

She said the day JT died someone called her to let her know there had been an accident on set where he was shot with a loaded gun by mistake.

Afrocandy also said Nigeria has no justice.



https://www.instagram.com/p/CI_SR6YgP-w/?igshid=1bno6lhndmr16

JT died in September 2006.

According to reports, JT died after a ghastly motor accident.

He was an actor, singer, dancer and film director.[/quote]

Plz Send it







quote]I have the video, incase u need it I can send u the link. It has been on xvideos for more than 2 years now .


Quote me if u need it.[/quote]

You are partly right bro, ues Nigerian women especially feel entitled to what any good a guy does for them. But if a guy can help and just see it as helping a fellow human, without seeking any form of reward from her...that is maturity bro.

Though most of our girls deserve to be left in the dirty GUTTER if you look their attitudes but there are nice ones amongst them, many girls have helped mein life thats why i never fully urge any guy to destroy or harm any lady.








quote author=PopSmoke post=97204768]you did the right thing

these hoes ain't loyal and they hardly appreciate any help rendered to then[/quote]

Ubunja alias greatresearcher at work.....

virginprincess:
Chai, redpill has spoilt this one's brain. .

I possess those qualities, no kidding believe me...if you noticed its only you i commented on cos we share similar traits...

Happy weekend.








quote author=butterflyy post=8374672]Must b chocolate in colour. Wth fyn face n good height nt too fat, then am down.[/quote]

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That your name sounds Elvish bro, are you from the city of Riverdale?

Thanks for your advice, the truth is the husband doesnt greet me any longer.....he
doesnt know i would have bleeped his wife tey tey.....all i needed to do was to keep visiting
her especially the period he travelled, i noticed
for a very long time he has not travelled unlike him...maybe his wife is using me to keep him
around but nah i dont intend to sleep with her.


Once again thanks bro...Aniron!!










quote author=sonofElElyon post=97142451]You seem not to know the destructive fury of a man when he catches a man messing with his wife. He will assume the worst. Many men have been killed for "trespassing". Go and get married and leave fornicatious and adulterous behavior! Don't be a victim of a crime of passion![/quote]

Di nothing bro....i toasted my neighbours wife few months ago, she told me she is not into that but we can be just friends....i notice sumtimes she sits showing her laps while washing her clothes, the other day we were gisting during lockdown, we were playing like we should not come eachothers side, i playfully touched her and she was all smiles....revently i told her i visit her someday with goodie, she said thats how i talk because i have promised but never showed up in her house.

I dont care if she told the husband, but deep than me i dont want to Bleep her though she has one of the sexiest arse on earth but i have never showed up to her house for over a year....i had another married one that wanted to come secretly i toasted her inside Keke, she was relunctant before cos she said her hus is very jealous...when she asked me on phone the day i be around....i told her i have siblings at home that ended the relationship(she doesnt want to have sex in hotel cos of fear of her husband).

I like to flirt just for fun, your neighbour may be my kind, i never sleep with her no matter, but i can talk rubbish flirt up and down once you married thats where it ends.

So bro just watch her but keep her busy, if she bleeps him then save your bride price money.


















author=tylerboy1501 post=97084277]Good day fellas, I need your suggestion or idea on step to take.

My wife that stays with me at home, though I have not paid bride price yet, planning doing it next year by God grace just opened up to me today that our neighbor who stays in the same compound approached her when she went out to brush her teeth and started telling her that he will like to befriend her and that he heard when we were quarrelling at home, that I'm not supposed to santion her for whatever reason, that he loves her and sees her in his dream that he will like to friend her.

So she told him that he has someone already which he knew and she told him that if he didn't stop he will tell me, he now begged her not to let me be aware of it.

This incidence happened about a month ago, so I was surprised when she opened up to me today.
I was not happy at all. I need to take an action before it's out of hand.

Meanwhile we are only 2 Tennants living in the compound

Pls guys what do I do?[/quote]

I just toasted today a 16year old very pretty girl with the pink mouth like O shape(fresh and tender).....let them come and arrest me if i get to sleep with her...soon she will visit me cos we live in same Street....

As for thst guy that burnt the girl friend and pastor, he deserves to be left in Sahara desert with no water or food....when girls plenty why should a girl invest alot in a lady because of love because thats what he say if you ask him why?
Mtttchhheeeeewwwww....

ijustdey:
https://m.guardian.ng/news/why-i-set-my-girlfriend-pastor-ablaze-man-confesses-in-bayelsa/

Very good you feel it....and i hope it will make you to persuade your brothers to be better leaders and more tolerant.








quote author=Loveurneighbour post=97126352][/quote]

Least i forget, i dont comment for people to love or appreciate me.....i dont need anybodys attention or commendation, so you can shove it into your bloodthirsty smelly anus.

Nigeria is burning, y'all are here talking crap about allahu akbar and praise the Lord!! What a lame topic for discourse.

Loveurneighbour:
Ok. The analysis is nothing but your own opinion. So keep your opinion to yourself.

Not just an opinion but the fact and reality.

I cant keep something that is yearning to happen.

Loveurneighbour:
Ok. The analysis is nothing but your own opinion. So keep your opinion to yourself.

You remember the era of the Crusaders how Sir Godfrey, BARON AND DEFENDER of the Holy Sepulcher destroyed the Saracens in
Jerusalem, or was it King Richard the Lion
Heart that fought you to a standstill untill his
brother plotted against him.
Or was it the Night Templars that used to kill the Saracens like fowls that even made the
Baldwin, King of Jerusalem(a christian at that
time) to start haunting the Templars cause
they were trying to destroy the fragile peace existing btw muslims and christians.

Jerusalem was retaken from your people, remember the whole of Europe rose against the Saracens(the Holy Roman Emperors and Kings).
These men helped to stall the spread of Islam all over the world thats why islam is only
strong in the Middle East, partially strong in
Africa(few African Ststes).
Bro in event of another war, Islam will be
crushed...cant you see how Libya, Palestine, Iran and Iraq have
been crippled? Saudi Arabia and co are using
diplomacy and ass licking(including bribe) to
stay safe from been crippled too.

So dont make noise, in Nigeria in event of
Christians vs Muslims you and your lots will be
chased into the desert where you originated.








You

Loveurneighbour:
The world hate or u guys are envy of Islam. Let me tell u, there is nothing u Christians can do to Islam no matter how hard u try, and no matter your propaganda

Yeah they just using religion as a cover up.

Am glad Nigerians know the truth aboit them and their sponsors.

CandyOps:
I think BH are more of a mercenary grp than religious fanatics.

For you to be alive in Nigeria today shows God is alive bro.....God acts slowly but steady and He never fails....inspite of my sins, am a witness.

God is not dead, He is alive and working in ways we can never comprehend.










quote author=kilonshele101 post=96632312]


Which god's name are you talking about?? You mean the one that hasn't done anything for Nigeria since the beginning of Nigeria.

If permitted, I would slap anyone screaming any of the above statement for disturbing the peace of others

In another case

One might be an indicator that you're about to be bombed by a brainwashed suicide bomber
While the other might be an indicator that you're about to be scammed financially by a con artist.

So if permitted, without wasting time, I'm ganna push both out of the moving bus [/quote]

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Oil dey for your head.... But let them keep burning the north nah as for East, We don't strap bombs on ourselves scream Allah Akbar and blow ourselves up neither do we hack innocent children to death in the name of rituals....

No wonder Buhari doesnt want to retire Buratai, i feel Buratai is Buhari's real boss but most people dont know that.

Buhari is a real failure, i laughed when he said he wont allow himself to be pressured by anybody to take hasty decisions as if he has the brains to make and take decisions.










quote author=HopeUzodinma post=96631531]The number 1 bokoharam is in AsoRock. Kill him and all our problems are over.

Some few months ago, Niger army totally wiped out bokoharam and they leader was begging. Buratai saw that his business was threatened and he ran to borno and claimed he won't return to Abuja again until bokoharam is totally and 'technically' defeated.

Today, bokoharam has regained power all thanks to buratai, the number 2 bokoharam leader. Buhari is the main bokoharam. Shekau is just a front for this billion dollars business.[/quote]