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Crime › Re: Soldier Beats & Disgraces A Lady For Indecent Dressing In Ogun State (Photo) by Rawhumper(m): 8:38pm On Dec 05, 2020
When did God ask you to become his enforcer?

Thats why am never sympathetic with the way boko men are wasting them.

Dont be a hypocrite and pretend to use God to support such.










quote author=SilverNorGold post=96761299]Okay, I won't reply anyone again. Let the insults fall on me..


God bless you all.[/quote]
Crime › Re: Soldier Beats & Disgraces A Lady For Indecent Dressing In Ogun State (Photo) by Rawhumper(m): 8:33pm On Dec 05, 2020
This is nit about keyboard warrior, its time to look into the Army's excesses....people should know these are mortals like us and bullet enters their body and we should alsi know we die one day so lets rise now and end Army brutality before its late.


I bet the soldier toasted that lady, she refused.

Very useless soldiers we have here.....i hate Nigerian solduers with passion and i pray they keep dying like fowls.

Littke wonder, they have deployed female solduers on the road, shows there is shortage of personnel in the Army.

Foolish and useless set of people.










quote author=dre11 post=96758616]

https://punchng.com/soldier-beats-strips-lady-naked-for-indecent-dressing-in-ogun/[/quote]
Romance › Re: Girls Find It Hard To Resist Guys With These Five Things, Number 4 Is So Common by Rawhumper(m): 6:48pm On Dec 05, 2020
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Hi did you testify today cheesy wink?










quote author=Raychee post=96568948]


Like testifying to the goodness of God smiley[/quote]
NYSC › Re: Lies About Sex During NYSC Camp & After Camp by Rawhumper(m): 6:47pm On Dec 05, 2020
Bro its not easy but i accept it doesnt mean much but its not easy.

Many guys pay other guys to arrange babes for them, some even go extra mile to get it down bro.

In the vanity world its number achievement bro cos most guys hustle to make money to get laid by hotties.












CsRockefeller:
You keep boasting about how many ladies you've gone down with and anytime I see your comment I keep asking myself, what's d big deal?

It doesn't matter Bro wether it's 1 or a 1000, it doesn't count for anything even in the vanity world.
NYSC › Re: Lies About Sex During NYSC Camp & After Camp by Rawhumper(m): 7:47am On Dec 05, 2020
It nay be hyped to an extent but whats the big deal in meeting a girl tiday and fucking her tomorrow.

I have met many (have lost counts) girls in keke and bleeped them in less than 2days we met,we didnt discuss price oo....if am lying may i not see good (i don swear) so is this one hyped?
Am not the club ir paarty type but the two three times i attended disco party( twice or thrice) and club(once) my first time in party i met a sweet girl that all the guys wanted to rock, she left them and came to me dancing...las las we went to one corner (toilet and lounge on different occassions) and we kissed and smooched deeply.

Club one, i ended up fucking one of the attendant i met the first day i and my sisters husband went(it was more of a Naval officers clubbing thing so he took me along).
Within that same week i controlled her to my house and it was really a sweet sex damn the girl was busty and has space btw her legs when she stands.
Was it church own? Abeg i believe every story here because i have experienced more.

Many things happen, it all depends on one's personality and ways.










Winterfell2:
Still beats me. How you'll meet someone today and next week you're fuvking already. How can people be that lose? These stories are hyped. That one or two do it doesn't mean it's rampant
NYSC › Re: Lies About Sex During NYSC Camp & After Camp by Rawhumper(m): 11:00pm On Dec 04, 2020
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No guy here bleeps more than me its only celebs i can bow down to when it comes to fucking girls. But becareful with too cheap chics, most of them have spiritual mission distributing various problems to the guys they sleep with.

Once a girl is free for all, i don japa believe me i dont Bleep free for all girls.....most of them have mission but guys dont know.

I have been into women of all classes(half caste, underaged, about to get married, cousins, sisters, teacherz, policewomen, nursing students, housemaids, salesgirls, lawyers,etc) this no be audio, i know get time for bullshit but i have stories and true life horror experiencies with women/girls but still here i am stronger so listen to my advice dont Bleep FREE FOR ALL KIND OF GIRLS!!










quote author=DemonInvoker post=96723605]So we need to come tell you and everyone about our sex life for you to know shiit was going down in Camp?!If only you know how many female Corp members that were sexually used for money rituals that year in Ondo,you will weep.
During my time Na Corpers dem use any how take renew their Otumokpo that year.
Me get one wey I start to FVCK from camp(Ika ra akoko) til she later carry Belle for me for Akure.
Abi na Nnenna,one female Corp member from one of these school for East...She fvcks for fun...Almost every guy around this babe enter her Island.[/quote]
NYSC › Re: Lies About Sex During NYSC Camp & After Camp by Rawhumper(m): 9:50pm On Dec 04, 2020
He may be saying the truth or not but i believe him because i have bleeped over 600 girls in my life(not Nysc things oo).
so i think its possible to Bleep upto 100 girls in camp if you know your game and have good looks and some change.










quote author=Daniwak post=96723058] abeg make we hear word. Na so una go dey show una kpai number. Tight una no tight[/quote]
NYSC › Re: Lies About Sex During NYSC Camp & After Camp by Rawhumper(m): 9:41pm On Dec 04, 2020
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They girls are ashamed nah, means all girls in NL had done it sometime during their service years.

Honestly with the rate of availability of sex, i decided not to marry but changed my mind because i met a super rich young lady that wants to settle down....if not she is complete(excess money and big ass and busty too) i would have remained single believe me this no be audio na real talk.













quote author=DaytonaAries post=96737934]Why is it only the men that are commenting?. The general idea about sex in the NYSC camp should be explained more by women since they are the ones giving it. This shows most of these tales are either exaggerated or mere puff.[/quote]
NYSC › Re: Lies About Sex During NYSC Camp & After Camp by Rawhumper(m): 9:36pm On Dec 04, 2020
Few months afo after the lock down, i bleeped a corper i met at GT Bank at the ATM.

Within few days of our meeting she claimed she was a virgin but i didnt knowvwhen my preek enter as she was doing no no no till it entered though she is too sweet and fair with fresh skin she was never a virgin. Nah the format most girls dey use now for marriage, even a girl i visited today told me same thing.












Lewisdinho:
OP u make me Laff ah swear. I remember back then during my nysc days in Calabar. My bro dey play football and him been wan do visa to enter yankee go play. Most times when him wan do him football training the white guy where be him agent go show the place. Most times when i go to watch him play with any corper gal where i catch. As soon as she sent say my bro na footballer and him wan travel yankee go play na so so free pussy those corper babes d free me. Cos i cap em say na me be my brother Manager. Ah swear i knack plenty babes for my ppa and CDs. Nysc na fun time. Trust me those babes loose up die. Na for u to know ur game. That's all.
NYSC › Re: Lies About Sex During NYSC Camp & After Camp by Rawhumper(m): 9:28pm On Dec 04, 2020
Lol Nigerian gurls are number one hypocrites on planet earth.....you so right.

If any will comment, she will claim she was the only virgin in her camp....pretenders of highest order.










Cammo:
Dey there make pant dey wear you. NYSC camp na modern Sodom and Gomorrha in case you don't know. Not even married women are safe. Why do you think girls are avoiding this thread? Check the first page and this one, no single girl has commented on the topic. They've all gone dumb due to guilty conscience.
Something still tells me I impregnated at least two girls during my time.
Politics › Re: Senator Elisha Abbo Slaps A Man In His Hometown In Mubi Adamawa (Video) by Rawhumper(m): 6:43am On Dec 04, 2020
Please am not making, if you are a psychologist you know my type is very stubborn even to death.

Believe me, if I didn't do him wrong but out of mistake I did, he slaps me God knows I will slap him back.


Useless money miss road senator.
Rubbish!!









EBMedia:
A video purpotedly showing Senator Elisha Abbo slapping a young man in his hometown was captured online by IgbereTV.

In the video, a man who looks and speaks exactly like Abbo is seen angrily scolding a young man before exiting his car to slap the man repeatedly in Mubi, Adamawa state.

Sharing the video on Twitter, @Jacfelixchidama wrote:


https://twitter.com/Jacfelixchidama/status/1334479516673175553?s=19

@OlalekanOR wrote:


https://twitter.com/OlalekanOR/status/1334511530033942528?s=19
See video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07E4PsLzSUU

This comes one year after he was captured slapping a nursing mother in a store in Abuja.
Romance › Re: Don't Marry Naija Girls From These Places (Pictures) by Rawhumper(m): 11:01pm On Dec 03, 2020
In his entire pathetic life this fit no Bleep pass 4 women and all of them fit be olosho and he is here blabbing thrash.

Mbaise women are known to be expensive but industrious and their husbands never go hungry, we al know that in life there are always exceptions.

Go and check for Op house you go see say their banana and plantain trees don shrink because he don smoke all the leaves tire.

Rubbish!! angry











author=Mypeople2 post=90329017]The leaf you smoked last night, is it not still clear? So the whole of Delta state ladies are not good ? How many girls have you dated that you concluded





that the whole of Delta state ladies are bad ? Please grow up, marriage is not for kids[/quote]
Romance › Re: Don't Marry Naija Girls From These Places (Pictures) by Rawhumper(m): 10:53pm On Dec 03, 2020
You are the REAL HE GOAT, after your birth, it was from you that Dictionary coined the word HE-GOAT EWU OFIA!!

See rubbish and thrash you wrote....i dont need to start arguing cos I don't have time, I seldom comment nowadays.

Better delete this thrash, if it didn't go well with you or your brothers doesn't mean it wont go well for others with girls from these regions.












quote author=marvelck post=90327261]If you're a guy and you are thinking of settling down or have a friend that wants to get married soon, pls you guys should avoid getting married to ladies from the following areas in Nigeria, to avoid stories that touch.

1. Owerri Girls: Their girls are usually domineering, arrogant and


tend to control their husband.

2. Mbaise Girls: Their girls are mean and heartless. They do things without conscience.They care only about themselves. Marry an Mbaise girl at your own risk

3. Ikwerre Girls (in Rivers State); Usually stubborn and troublesome.

4. Delta State girls (especially those from Asaba & Ogwashi-Ukwu). They are just like Mbaise girls. Mean, inconsiderate and selfish.

5. Ngwa Girls: Their girls are just like their men. Mean, and vicious minded

And if they tell you, all of them are not like that, don't mind them. Almost all of them are like that.

Bros, if you want to settle down, go for girls from Enugu, Anambra, Mbano, Orlu (in Imo state), Umuahia, Bende, Igbere (in Abia State), and other parts of the country, and thank me later[/quote]
Romance › Re: Sugar Mummy Story In Abuja: Man Shares His Experience (Pics) by Rawhumper(m): 8:43pm On Dec 03, 2020
True talk shaaa...though I have turned down two different offers to bed married women and get paid, I cant really say much cos that area isnt my field.

My main aim to sustain my relationship with a super rich young lady I met.....she wants me to impress and woo her before she gets committed.










quote author=pocohantas post=96696679]Kondo-matic come and see your younger brother with his head like bicycle seat. The shape of his head is enough reason not to pay him sef.

This gender wants to cashout too, it is so sad that women are not willing to pay for sex. A willing penis is more available than clean water. There is no scarcity of any kind.[/quote]
Crime › Re: Final Year Female Student 'Found Dead' In Anambra Few Days To Graduation (Photo) by Rawhumper(m): 8:28pm On Dec 03, 2020
Some people can be queer, the person that put dislike to this story os he or she happy with her death or is it the Killer of this girl?


May her soul rest in perfect peace. Such a beauty.

Wonder why she was murdered.










quote author= post=96690138]Update From . COM

Clement Ruth, a final year Political Science student of the Nwafor Orizu College of Education, Nsugbe (NOCOED) Anambra State, has reportedly been killed few days to her graduation, Reports.

From The Information Gathered By , The Deceased student was last seen alive was on Thursday, November 26, after writing one of her final exams. According to Ruth's friend, Ugochinyere Precious who shared photos of the deceased on Facebook, she was found dead.

Friends and classmates have taken to Facebook to mourn Ruth As Obtained By Below:

Ugochinyere Precious in her post, wrote

"just few days to be called a graduate, you were found dead."

What a life!!!
Very hard to believe you're gone..
Dearly course mate

We actually greeted each other after the exams we had on Thursday, we laughed and talked about many things.. As finally GS exams was over. Stil like a shock to I and chinenye cos the three of us were heading down to the dept
What a world.

Just few days to be called a graduate, you were found dead.. Oh God
Why now.. Why now Ruth

Political science Department wil miss you
Rest in peace Ruth Clement
Rest in peace Dearly course mate
Rest in peace girlfriend
I and chinenye wil really miss your company

See Photos As Obtained By Below:

Source: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1417333318598578&id=100009657704701&fs=0&focus_composer=0[/quote]
Nairaland General › Re: What's The Greatest Lesson You Learnt In Life? by Rawhumper(m): 6:27pm On Dec 02, 2020
Mine is never to Bleep several women and to pit more energy on women affairs.....it really makes the guy to lose focus and not to know the right woman to settle with.










[b][/b]
Pobbleesher:
Due to some occurrences in the past year, I've made up my mind to be courageous no matter what happens or society I find myself.
Celebrities › Re: Man Caught While Using His Girlfriend's Card To Shop For Another Lady by Rawhumper(m): 9:42pm On Dec 01, 2020
It depends on the kind of guy, am seriously dating a single independent young lady that is super rich.

I dont ask her for a penny, we are to get married because I want to be serious with her and its she that I need.

So please all men are not the same.











quote author=Biglittlelois post=96629422]


A grown ass man that can't use his car and money to comfortably woo a lady, is it/he worthy to be called a man?

Next time, he should be proud of his brokenness and use a public transport or trek, there is no dignity in borrow posing


BTW, I like the way the girl supported his soon to be ex girlfriend cool[/quote]
Celebrities › Re: Man Caught While Using His Girlfriend's Card To Shop For Another Lady by Rawhumper(m): 9:27pm On Dec 01, 2020
TWOCLANS cheesy grin grin










quote author=Twoclans post=96618982][/quote]
Celebrities › Re: Man Caught While Using His Girlfriend's Card To Shop For Another Lady by Rawhumper(m): 9:24pm On Dec 01, 2020
On point.... I like ladies of nowadays cos they are bold and risk takers....always going for what they like.








quote author=pocohantas post=96618864]

The point; stop shit-talking your EXes, it is classless and a total turn off to sensible people.

Bill Gate’s son won’t spend his time whining over an EX. So yes, he wasn’t Bill Gates’ heir. If he were, maybe we would both FCK him and collect our shares of the national cake/penis.

Nothing spoil at all... grin[/quote]
Crime › Re: Talking Esther: "My Sister And I Were Kidnapped And Raped, She Died" (Photos) by Rawhumper(m): 7:31pm On Nov 30, 2020
I condemn this heinous act, no matter what does to you, a real man doesn't rape talkless of killing.

I dont really know if really we have human beings or wild untamed beasts as humans amongst us.

God have mercy.










quote author=rosy1992 post=90340469]This act is heinous.[/quote]
Romance › Re: Girls Find It Hard To Resist Guys With These Five Things, Number 4 Is So Common by Rawhumper(m): 9:08pm On Nov 29, 2020
Something like that but more than than that... lipsrsealed

You are blessed with excess lips, put it into good use dear. Bless you.










quote author=Raychee post=96568948]


Like testifying to the goodness of God smiley[/quote]
Romance › Re: Girls Find It Hard To Resist Guys With These Five Things, Number 4 Is So Common by Rawhumper(m): 7:23pm On Nov 29, 2020
Humor is important in relationship but sha those your lips can do wonders.....










quote author=Raychee post=96562644]

No one ke shocked ?? I do o and I'm sure some people do. It is of utmost importance.. how do you keep a relationship going with a dummy? Unless they are looking for a man to take advantage of then they might go for the dimwitted ones.[/quote]
Romance › Re: Girls Find It Hard To Resist Guys With These Five Things, Number 4 Is So Common by Rawhumper(m): 6:48pm On Nov 29, 2020
The bitter truth is having a good dress sense first....and oh I met her in the church.

I dont want to ask her for anything though my birthday is on the 1st.

My main aim to to marry her, I like to fish from the main river bro so asking small small things from her will put her off, even if she offers I will decline it.










quote author=ZIINI post=96566423]
You're one lucky motherfucker grin
Where do you see thses girls?
Those I come across are the send me 2k geng embarassed[/quote]
Romance › Re: Girls Find It Hard To Resist Guys With These Five Things, Number 4 Is So Common by Rawhumper(m): 6:43pm On Nov 29, 2020
Abeg bro tell mama Chaka Chaka to give you three shots of dry gin, I will pay.

I love Nairalanders and Nigerians, they are really intelligent.

Am proud of you guys, you made a point bro










quaintbloke:
Lists like this could be misleading because they may be correct for 2 or 3 out of 10 ladies.
The saying "ladies dont know what they want" may sound like a cliché but it holds true for a good number of them.
A lady who pretends to know what she wants would give you a list of non-negotiable, but when faced with a guy who has all those criteria, she would be at crossroads and come up with new criteria. That is female psychology and it's normal.
Eventually, it's a lady who is contented that settles for a man of her choice. And that only comes with maturity and experience.
Romance › Re: Girls Find It Hard To Resist Guys With These Five Things, Number 4 Is So Common by Rawhumper(m): 6:35pm On Nov 29, 2020
She doesn't have time but she agreed we meet this week, she is always busy.
I dare not call her in the day time except on sundays its only at night though she didn't tell me to but I used my sense from what she told me.

She is a rare gift to me, so simple, u only know she is super rich when she enters her flashy car with the driver opening the door for her.

Am two to three years older than her But she has a son.....thats my only worry




















quote author=ZIINI post=96565889]
Dating an independent girl is still very difficult
Cause she don't need you
She can kick off your ass any fûcking damn time
Shit happen have this at the back of your mind.[/quote]
Romance › Re: Girls Find It Hard To Resist Guys With These Five Things, Number 4 Is So Common by Rawhumper(m): 6:33pm On Nov 29, 2020
She doesn't have time but she agreed we meet this week, she is always busy.
I dare not call her in the day time except on sundays its only at night though she didn't tell me to but I used my sense from what she told me.

She is a rare gift to me, so simple, u only know she is super rich when she enters her flashy car with the driver opening the door for her.

Am two to three years older than her But she has a son.....thats my only worry










ZIINI:
Dating an independent girl is still very difficult
Cause she don't need you
She can kick off your ass any fûcking damn time
Shit happen have this at the back of your mind.
Romance › Re: Girls Find It Hard To Resist Guys With These Five Things, Number 4 Is So Common by Rawhumper(m): 6:26pm On Nov 29, 2020
Yeah you right though but we plan to get married, told her my intention cos
that's what am after....to settle down with this
particular chic.

I think she is observing me, to know what I really want.....my next goal is to impregnate her no time ooo.
But I gat to take it easy, though I have 3 independent ladies am dating, two are serious including het, the other one is really forming cos she travels to Europe and America, but this particular one i want to marry is far ricer than the other two and she is simple and travels out too but my heart truly yearns for her.











quote author=ZIINI post=96565889]
Dating an independent girl is still very difficult
Cause she don't need you
She can kick off your ass any fûcking damn time
Shit happen have this at the back of your mind.[/quote]
Romance › Re: Girls Find It Hard To Resist Guys With These Five Things, Number 4 Is So Common by Rawhumper(m): 6:16pm On Nov 29, 2020
I cant stop laughing .... cheesy grin.

God bless Nairaland, this is the place I seek the real happiness.....

But its true sha.

A girl I toasted few days ago to pass time, refused because according to her, I won't have time from her....i tot she was joking till it dawned on me she meant it when I told her am most times busy.










quote author=EdmundChidera post=96560496]What about funny guys huh


What about broke guys, I heard some girls loves broke guys because they're always less busy grin


Girls loves guys with sweet mouth, guys that can lie very well
grin
[/quote]
Romance › Re: Girls Find It Hard To Resist Guys With These Five Things, Number 4 Is So Common by Rawhumper(m): 6:08pm On Nov 29, 2020
You really hit it on point...

When a woman is broke she looks for money

When she's rich ....she looks for love..













Jessepaid:
Shit....well...
A woman seeks all these in a man but craves financial stability first..

When a woman is broke she looks for money

When she's rich ....she looks for love..

That's why we have so many young ladies today in loveless marriages... They only enjoy money nothing else..


Suffering and smiling
Romance › Re: Girls Find It Hard To Resist Guys With These Five Things, Number 4 Is So Common by Rawhumper(m): 5:46pm On Nov 29, 2020
Bro you right and wrong, like I told somebody the lady I want to settle down with is super rich and very young. To be honest, I dont have enough money to take care of her but she still accepted me when i approached her and chose me.

Note she is very young, I gave her 2years gap but she is established and super rich.

Definitely men have been proposing to her but she decided to give me a try, if it works out we settle down.....its not about money bro, she is not desperate cos I know many men will kill themselves to marry her but I thank God for His favour.

So I say women are complex, it depends on the category of girls and women bro.
Happy Sunday.






Yungstallion:
Some girls have eyes for guys with good and quality things. They easily fall for guys that meet up to their standards, they find it hard to resist them. 

A guy that doesn't possess what most of these girls want, will find it hard to win the girl over. Nowadays, the standards and taste of most girls are high and only guys that can meet up with their taste and standards will easily win them over without stressing themselves

Most girls find it hard to resist guys with these 5 things, number 4 is common.

1. Guys that are caring and nice.
Girls have a very elegant heart unlike guys, they are easily driven by what they see. When a guy shows them, love, take care of them nicely and sweetly, they will easily find it hard to resist them when the guy asks them out. Girls find it hard to resist guys that are caring and nice.

2. Guys that know much about them.
When you're too close with a girl, you almost do everything together, and you're always together, if you ask her out, she will find it hard to resist you. Since you know almost everything about her, she will see no reason for you guys not to be together. Girls will find it hard to resist guys that know much about them.

3. Guys that are God-fearing.
Girls find it hard to resist guys that are God-fearing. If you are a guy and you play a very important role in the church, girls will always want to be around you. They know a God-fearing guy will never hurt them physically and he will never make things hard for them. God-fearing guys will always be irresistible to girls.

4. Guys with cool cash.
Who doesn't like money? I don't think there is any girl that will resist any guy with money, even if her heart is like a stone. "Money isn't everything, but everything needs money" and that's why girls find it hard to resist guys with cool cash. Don't be deceived, if you don't have money, you will find it hard to maintain your relationship.

5. Guys with swags.
A guy that knows how to dress well, look good, will find it easy to win a girl over. You see, girls like it when a guy has swags, they fall for it big time. Girls find it hard to resist guys with swags.
Add yours.
Romance › Re: Girls Find It Hard To Resist Guys With These Five Things, Number 4 Is So Common by Rawhumper(m): 5:39pm On Nov 29, 2020
Both you and him are right and wrong.

Everything boils down on a kind of lady.

As am talking to you, I just hooked up with an independent single lady that has three flashy cars and various big shops.

In money wise, I no see her back in any way at all but she accepted me recently and I intend to marry her because she is very young and simple and SUPER RICH-has personal driver, gateman, servants she pays.

Now did she accept me because I have money? No!!!






ZIINI:
Aside from number 4
The rest is bullshit cool
Romance › Re: "I'm The Only Girl That Took Her Boyfriend Out & Spent N7k On Him" - Lady Boasts by Rawhumper(m): 9:02am On Nov 29, 2020
Dont mind them you really look cool but abeg stop destroying threads cheesy angry it doesn't fit that gentle and docile image looking at me.









fati2001:
never knew you are fugly... because of lack of self esteem you are scared to upload ur photo yet you are still talking.

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