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My guy u still dey far,we wey don reach 600 roughly nko?

Nothing dey for sex,its not wat a guy should boast about.

There are those eating different pussies everyday I mean everyday




quote author=Gadafii post=80949729]Before I opened this thread,I checked my fvcks meter, I had 201 fvcks, after reading the post and the seeing the pictures attached,I checked my fvck meter again i noticed I still have 201 fvcks [/quote]

I like you dear...i really do

prettysassygirl:
Probably he would love to sleep with dead women too

Its really disheartening and heart wrenching to see increase in rape and murder of girls.

I have taken upon myself to create the awareness that ladies should be mindful of people the meet and visit.

There are monsters and sex starved predators out there.

Please my beautify ladies I don't want gratitude nor praise,all I want is for you all to stay safe and be careful of both your female friends too,they can lure you to your death so trust no body.

Pass this message to your online and offline female friends,this way a life can be saved.

I create a platform to see to it that every lady at least is reminded of this.

Sex should be with consent,its the sweetest and guys don't know ladies love sex more just that they have the ability to control themselves more than the guys...just approach them and present your case politely and sweetly,if you rejected move on there are many more ahead.


Think about the bodies of the lifeless bodies raped and killed,think about the family of the deceased and her plans for the next day which she will never achieve.

We all die oneday,nothing lasts forever even sex so it doesn't worth it!








quote author=prizlezzlalasky post=84245322]I find this hard to believe cause I have been following your diary.

Its not true joor[/quote]

I chose your thread after scrolling thru other topics.


Its really good to know you straight.
Its now one year now and how are you coping?

I cant just tell you I marry when I don't know anything about you and you don't.

Please be very careful the people you meet rape and murder are on the rise.


I have seen pics of pretti chics raped and murdered even the Rccg Uwa girl that was murdered inside church.

Please ladies I beg you all to be very careful the people and places you go.

You are important and precious to lose your lives,there are animals out there preying on your mistakes...share to all your female friends this way life can be saved.

Let any sex done be with a lady's consent..please and please.

Its time to put a stop to this before we lose half our pretty decent girls to these monsters!

HannahHitler:
Good day Fam,

This thing has been bothering me o, I've been gay for about 10years now and I had tried everything but I just couldn't bring myself to love men but this is a testimony.

After years of trying to conform, I finally accepted my fate and I've been living as gay since then but YESTERDAY a Nairalander mentioned me and said he was praying for me and he had commanded me to be straight and just like that, with the snap of a finger, just by saying it and today I woke up STRAIGHT. Praise Be. I'm well now, I swear I am straight.

I used to think women were the most beautiful thing God ever made but not anymore, I am straight now and all it took was a stranger telling me to be straight for me to be straight. Praise Be.

He also commanded me to find a man and get married so I'm here thinking, is there any man that would marry an ex lesbian or should I just join the convent?

Please I am very desperate because I am getting older and I just realized that I wasted years being a lesbian. Find me a man, I'm straight now.

Ehen, when I was still a lesbian which was just yesterday, I published a lesbian romance book on Amazon, if you're still evil minded like I used to be please go to kdp and buy my book. Teinks.

Praise Be.

Please don't send me PM if you're not ready to get married next year. In fact if you're a tall, handsome, dark, man with pink lips and a good job just indicate and I will pm you.


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You people sending PM cannot even follow simple instructions. How am I supposed to want to marry you? A man that cannot read and comprehend, is that one a husband material?

I'm straight now o, you people should now allow me revert back to default settings.

I said I will PM you personally if you specify that you're interested. Simple.

By then I was in ss3....same happened to me.

After waec one of them fought me and tore my shirt,I had to call police and they were arrested and paid me fully everything I wrote I lost to them.


A year later when I started lesson,d traced ne to fight me but they didn't know I was loved in my lesson both teachers and students.

I can never forget that day,guys can be good ooo just that I don't know wat is happening to them.

Almost all the guys in my lesson including those in jamb section joined me to protect me when d mumu cultists saw the crowd of guys backing me they ran away till today.

I am grateful and thank God and my lesson guys then that showed courage and true brotherhood that day!







quote author=gift2xl post=91798585]Local and hungry cultists, they have nothing to offer. Back then in secondary school 2003, I was asked to join, then I asked a simply question that non has answer till date. " how much will this confraternity be paying me monthly, they said I will be the one supporting with cash and monthly due. I laugh and told them I can't be wasting my precious time here". Na so I waka jejely commot.[/quote]

Baba u get mouth oo dry skin....sex in naiha don change level.

I had an 8year old girl my neighbour jump on me its like story it happened.

At her age she has ass,I never entered to confirm if she was a V or not.
I scolded her,8years for Gods sake!

Babatunde40:
Who are the men patronizing these kind of women? Some men sha. In my area, there's a woman that sells agbo. She brought a small girl to stay with her and assist in selling. The girl should not be up to 15. Then I noticed the girl will do make up in the evening and wear mini skimpy clothes on her dry body. The woman does excess make up too once it's evening. Some guys started eyeing the girl. i was highly irritated. I switched to another agbo seller immediately. i couldn't stand the nonsense

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U get mouth sha...Na ur life





quote author=mytime24 post=86926061]Is she coming out frm prison or hospital [/quote]

You can give it a try and see...

I dont dissappoint....

saxby:
are you sure? prove it

But i am

saxby:
Na wa o, some men are not gentle at all

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You did the right thing to stand for a stranger if it really how u said it.... D man deserves thorough beating.

You and your sis did d right thing










quote author=Swissheart post=91606289] So, it will pain me that I defended an helpless stranger? So I'll be ashamed that I stood against wickedness? I am the lady who confronted the guy and your "slim" girl is my sister.

You should be ashamed of yourself at this point[/quote]

Happy sunday dear.... Whete did it happen?

Swissheart:
were you there? I was there and I can confirm that the guy bullied the lady. The lady got to the atm booth first, the guy jumped the queue and removed his slippers to beat the girl. That was why the slim girl got angry

Am great ,am so glad and happy cos life is really good.

I give Thanks to God!

Hope You Are doing good out there dearie.









quote author=princessbecky post=91301199][/quote]

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U slowpoke my Region is not backward Note it
And do ur Research well.


Bitter belle welcome....yimu









quote author=SLAP44 post=91176055]

Think more about your own backward region instead.[/quote]

Wow am dumbfounded but d truth is with d way our ibo leaders Are going,dont u think that biafara will be worse? Or when we have biafara Wil these useless politicians pay dearly?


Thanks and sleep well

Muna4real:
Let me make this quick. Do you know that 95% of the news you hear about nnamdi Kanu on social media are fake? All those rantings that you see especially on twitter are all fake. I was beginning to suspect that the federal government has a hand in this. I thought that nigerians were smart but seriously, how can you believe fake news coming from different unverified twitter accounts. Funny enough, these accounts make it sound like nnamdi Kanu when they are not. You can search for mazi nnamdi Kanu or nnamdi Kanu and see what I'm talking about. Every idiot is having the name. You will see those foolish posts about nnamdi Kanu on those same fake accounts.

What baffles me most is the way nigerians believe the fake news . They hold on to it so tightly so that they will claim that nnamdi Kanu said this, he said that. I saw a post on facebook saying that nnamdi Kanu is begging for yoruba leaders cooperation. Wow! How do you think that a man like nnamdi Kanu will ask for the cooperation of leaders of the second largest tribe on ordinary facebook. Where are your senses bikonu?
Are nairalanders fool of idiots?

I'm beginning to think that nnamdi Kanu was right. Nigeria might be full of animals. I mean low class animals. I'm not referring to the sensible ones.

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Ok u can pm me till then take care.


Like i said i come online only when am less busy sorry for d delay










quote author=UndauntedYOCA post=90900197]
Awn, thanks a lot. Did you sleep well? I'm currently stuck in Benue state but I can way bill them down to you. Mind if I PM?[/quote]

Where are you located and how can i get them?


Its alright,i myself have been dead busy....i rarely come online these days.


Have a nice nightrest










[quote author=UndauntedYOCA post=90872283][/quote]

You are a real mad man ooo...like seriously u need to check urself.

I didn't even read that thrash u wrote because it wasn't making any sense.

I can see ur own is just to be bitter and I can see insanity in you.
Already I have my ladies even in Nairaland so if u doin this to make d beautify ladies pit me off u making d biggest mistake bro.

If u want say whatever u wish it doesn't change my relationship with those am in touch its just dat some of them say I shouldn't be exchanging words with mad men like you its kinda childish but it doesn't stop them to relate with me so bro kiss my ass and poke ur anus.

Guy u don dey kolooo better go check it lineage if it runs in ur family.

Just an advice don't bother to thank me yet










[quote author=Heathrow44 post=90761901]Did u call d number ??! I'm sure u did!! [/q

Heathrow is really a mad dude oo like seriously I have seen who ubunja better pass.


Sometimes we may not know its psychiatrist patients or people with brief madness like possession we may be chatting with.

Well I better ignore him cos he talks offpoint like he called me lanky when infact I grab well.







quote author=Heavensent01 post=90766553]


at your age this is what your brain could capture? ranting like spoilt toys on social media


you think i have time for this childish and gibberish talk? your case 7days in celestial church won't solve it finished[/quote]

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You are a real mad man ooo...like seriously u need to check urself.

I didn't even read that thrash u wrote because it wasn't making any sense.

I can see ur own is just to be bitter and I can see insanity in you.

Guy u don dey kolooo better go check it lineage if it runs in ur family.

Just an advice don't bother to thank me yet










quote author=Heathrow44 post=90774122]This is savage! Not dat rawhumper and bigBashir who are notin else but cheap farm tools for public pleasure, that girl wanted t scam u and blackmail uuuu, is obvious she was staying cos of d money ,nothing else otherwise y would she leave u over just a post u made, that u didn't even tag d girl.. Rawhumper would av easily fallen for dat cheap scam and blackmail cos he's aa "SIMP"...

Let d runs girl go!! She ain't worth d tym and also collect all ur belongings back from dat runs girl, cars, watch, shoes etc u paid for them!!



PS Reno spoke everything, u don't owe dem anything, call cards, birthday gifts, sharwama, and d likes, if she doesn't av call cards t call u, she shouldn't bother cos u don't care weda she calls or not cos people make out time and money t call who they feel is important, so if she aint calling, u arent that special t her ! don't celebrate her birthdays if she doesn't do urs, buy her d same qty and quality of wat she buys u!! That way u both are pushing d other t be better people in presenting gifts.. If she buys BYC singlet for u for birthday, rush t d nearest byc stores and get some byc undies and brassiers and even byc bikini and lingerine, everything should be equal, till she gets sense and buys sth that is special! When u go to the restaurants, she has to pay for some of the things u guys eat herself or u can make a formula of 50%-50% of wateva , but pls try and understand the income she may av and adjust when necessary but she must pay oo, don't go and waste ur money and marry a dependent leech![/quote]

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Yimu see how u carry another person number dey give.


If say she b ur babe u for know Na u be olodo..

slowpoke of the 1st order










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Did u call d number ??! I'm sure u did!![/quote]

I cant hve a bad day except God wills it but I know d tots God has for me.


Its ok buddy....am a man of multiple character.

I adjust vert well according to my environment










quote author=Heavensent01 post=90765531]


you're mistaken me for your father I presume? his genetic that made him to be a subject of joke among all his peers is what you too is embracing


someone want to have a bad day today[/quote]

I cant stop laughing bro well I told u guys am just having fun....its my kind of fun.


In truth am a happy guy that really appreciated d life I have and d people around but not here in Nairaland.

My apologies tot u were like d imps.

Thanks once again and know am opposite of wat I portray here lol.....its fun bro

Heavensent01:
I don't blame you two, na Nairaland that give access to ex psychiatric patients I blame. in a sane society you imbeciles will be place on strong medical surveillance in a rehab center

I pass










quote author=Heavensent01 post=90766553]


at your age this is what your brain could capture? ranting like spoilt toys on social media


you think i have time for this childish and gibberish talk? your case 7days in celestial church won't solve it finished[/quote]

U sent it to me and I thought he was the one but since u said u not civil in response n d kid of a thing u are a bigger fool than he is

Heavensent01:
what's my business with you kid, are you the one I quoted? I'm referring to the hethrow madness except this is his second moniker


behave, I'm not that civil in response

Like they did to ur lanky HIV stricken sister.

Welcome to my world bitch! I like to play dis game with bitter guys like u.









quote author=Heathrow44 post=90758448]


Rawhumper took care of u for me!! Tanx @Rawhumper d simp and lanky man, a cheap male Bleep ... slave d girls use for gross toiletry convenience! A minor probably 12-14 yrs old!![/quote]

Yeah u are brainless walking corpse,yeah I don't need to explain cos u are a big slowpoke.

Guy u too small for me for this,u are in my world so nothing u say wil makes difference cos u are a piece of shit and oh brainless walking corpse










quote author=Heathrow44 post=90758519]


Brainless walking corpse!!! Kai!! U don suffer, na zombie way u be @ heavensent01, hahahaha , this rawhumper na better afonja! [/quote]

I have slept with three different girls recently that claimed to be virgins

butterflyy:
Do we(girls) still lie about virginity A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ whatsnot. †̥hα̲̅†̥ is sooo ice age

Yeah am advertising it so what?

Your great grand fathers and mothers were the originators of psychiatry and psychosis remember the blood runs in ur veins....

Thats why u bitter but with the girls and d guys.

Am always ready for the likes of you....

You can say whatever,who cares when in reality I get what I want and am enjoying life,do u think I give a shit what anyone thinks here? Especially brainless walking corpses like you?










quote author=Heavensent01 post=90749603]


what a way to advertise your foolishness. all these woman wrapper on Nairaland set


psychiatric should be doing promo because of your likes at this critical time, your brain is totally shut down[/quote]

I knw u joking come join me I just had roasted chicken suya I bought full size with farm pride drink.

I know you hungry over there that's why you are too bitter bro.


You wicked how u wan make I spoil my manhood for d yeye Felicia u wan arrange for me.

Fresh guy like me Na u too wicked,if she sees my laps she go melt talkless of my hands when I wear singlet but Na I cant eat what a slowpoke like u hv eaten.

So shove it in ur ass.













author=Heathrow44 post=90742393]



Heavensent01 is another lanky male slave d girls use for toilet convenience, together with rawhumper and bigbashir[/quote]

See mumu Na how u don arrange with ur fellow criminals to rob me if I call her.

I don't do phone things cos she is faceless,well u slowpoke u looking for who to rob.

Like I told u am here to have fun and flirt that's all even what am doing here with u I see it as fun

Heathrow44:
Olosh.... Oya take felicia45 phone number - 08152746983, Try d number and get her in 3 days.. Na u sure pass 4 olosh... Business!!

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Shut ur trap....you can say whatever.

Keep tagging me,ain't complaining










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guy u dey funny I swear !!! Rawhumper I go dey tag u for post, u re so childish![/quote]

Like your papa na....mumu









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Heavensent01 is another lanky male slave d girls use for toilet convenience, together with rawhumper and bigbashir[/quote]