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xxxtedyxxx:
Even the son resemble thief...

see em face

Did thief have a special look?
How does thief look like?
Later now you people will be shouting SARS are these SARS are that because of this mentality.

OP you are referring to packaging right?

But the real thing ladies notice is money

After getting her attention with all these your clues and she later found out you are not loaded the way she expected she will loose interest in you.

Your packaged appearance have already won her expectation, its now left for you to meet up with her expectation.

However if you are rich they don't even care about all these your aforementioned, the worst of it is that even though you behave like an animal they will still run after you.

It is better to appear plain and real to any lady than to appeared fake because it will cost you to maintain the fake life. Appear real to her if she likes you fine and if she don't, move on and work on developing your mind and pocket.
I'm not saying guys should not take care of themselves just do what will please you, don't try to please a woman you can never satisfy them, they are not even satisfied with what God gave them then how can you as a human satisfies them.
Just do your do and leave the rest joor

I'm saving this thread for my future baby girl
She may need it as backup advice/encouragement from me.

Confirmedzombie:
Obasek will steal won the election. I have been tolding people hear that Edo is not Lagos.

PDP must won and took over Edo state

Sir! with all sense of humility and sincerity I must divulge that after deciphering your annotation I completely went off.

Good of you
You really tried especially for that file manager

Emzy10:
"But person like me no like free things especially free pussy, i believe e dey choke."
I keyed into that line, only the wise would understand. Thank you for the wisdom Bros.

Thank God you keyed into it.
If I tell you the second story you might call me mumu but assuming I did what the story entails, hmmm I believe my life for get K-leg by now.
free pus*y dey choke but if you come across a lady of your type and you're ready for her not her pussy alone, it's a sweet approach

crossfm:
Hehehe,I will like to know who imported it for you.

You funny boss

crossfm:
Now that you said this,I think its time we all place order for shock absorber because so many shocking invents might be on the way.

Someone like us has it already
The last shock that occurred was after 2019 election. After that election I program myself to expect anything anytime from anywhere and anybody

I'm done reading stories now is high time I dropped mine.

I had encountered it a lot both directly and indirectly. Presently at my place of work there is a lady that's giving me a green light but she's not my type and I'm not giving her attention even the the rest of the workers knows that.

story 1
Back then in school there is this new neighbor of ours (in a lodge). She brought some stuff to her room accompanied by her friend I greeted them and left. I don't even care to ask whether she is a new neighbor or not, I like minding my business because I realize that girls think that you want to toast them whenever you met them new and you a start conversation.
So the next day I saw them in school at my faculty they greeted me and we had a little chat that's all. The following week the lady moved to my lodge with her friend visiting her frequently not knowing she's coming because of me. She kept asking of me when ever I'm not around and likes to talk to me whenever she sees me. To cut the long story short her friend broke out to me one day that her friend is dying for me. I be like shuuuuuuu, it sounds like a joke I didn't take her serious. The other day this girl showed up in my lodge in front of everybody she called me her husband that she loves and she like how I do dress bla bla bla.. Her friend replied from inside saying yes o my friend is in love with you, she's dying for you. Mhen at this point I couldn't talk I was just laughing "mumuciously " and embarrassed. She entered her friends room.
You need to see advice from guys around saying na free ticket saying make I dey lash her. But person like me no like free thing like that especially free pu*sy I believe e dey choke

I started running away from her because on sighting me she will shout my husband and rushed to hug me to my amazement even on campus.

Her friend do advice me that she have money I should date her she will spend on me.
One night she came to our lodge from a birthday party drunk. I wasn't around when she came but I was told she was shouting and calling my name up and down calling me her husband where am I.

Immediately she heard my voice she ran out of her friend's room to hug me outside with kissing o boy I just have to maintain myself o. All sort of words kept coming out of her mouth saying she loves me she will spend the night with me. Me be like haaaa aye mi temi bami.
I just carried her and took her to her friend's room who was shouting that I should take her to my room.

That event helped me sha because after that day she started ignoring me.

Story 2
Na married woman her husband is in abroad
Ah swear I wouldn't tell this one
This one sweet me die but I no bleep her
and I thank God for that

I Fear NLs o, see space booking




The story I read doesn't shows third party and if she claim it does she can also put the original post out.


Social media will cause more harm than good
Be guided in what you post. This year so far I have seen tens of problem caused by social media.

Who won end am??

Abeg make una shift

crossfm:
President Buhari is terribly shocked at the invents playing out in Aso rock.
Infact I saw shock all over his face and I was also shocked at how shocked he was.
If not because of how shocked we Nigerians were when we had the sad invents in the villa,we would have mobilise the shock crew from all local government across the country.but as you can see even the local government chairmen are even shock to make any move.

What of if they have shock absorber

E yaff happened

What was she expecting before? That Davido will be loyal to only her pus*y right? I pity her.

Aunty Kemi na your Father??

Hmmmmmmmm



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Amen

He deserve it

Good one

Here comes the husband defender

Nice one Op
Continue
They are not yet finish

Imagine what the poor man is going through
and they are still adding more to it

Indeed this world is wicked no wonder Corona want to filter the world

Baba
This your epistle long o
You sure zazy Nigerians go read am so

Someone said this is Lala






For those of you that doesn't know Lalasticlala.
Come o I yaf seen him

This is not ordinary again
There is a curse or something else else where.
This can't be ordinarily

I smell Nollywood short story.

Who else does that

Value2020:
For consent reasons I didn't post some names. I can guide some people that are looking for careers in sales.

Sir can you assist me
I'm currently in that field and I need upgrade
If you can message me on whatsapp I will appreciate

Thanks