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Once upon a time, a man would meet a woman, they’d exchange phone numbers, make a date and learn about each other by sharing experiences together. In today’s hyper-connected world of tweets and Instagram photos, we start learning about our potential mates the second they “friend” us online -- often before we’ve even met them in person.
One benefit of digital courtship is that it gives you a chance to spot any red flags before you’ve invested any real time or effort with a new woman. For instance, if your new love interest has a mean streak, it’ll probably come out somewhere on her Facebook profile. The same applies if she’s hung up on her ex or hits the bottle a little too often. Once you know how to spot the clues, you can decide if the woman you found online is really the type you’re looking for.

No.10 The Overly Dramatic Girl
Cryptic, attention-seeking messages should tell you that the woman you’re interested in is likely passive aggressive and high maintenance.

No.9 The Insecure Girl
A woman who posts about how ugly she feels either has serious self-esteem issues or is so desperate for praise that she’ll regularly fish for compliments on Facebook.

No.8 The Heavy Drinker
Sure, she sounds like a good time -- the kind of girl who’ll lead a drunken singalong at a packed bar. But she won’t be nearly as cute when you’re cleaning puke out of her hair or trying to win an argument with her while she’s sh*tfaced.

No.7 The Spiritual Catchphrase Girl
We respect a woman who makes a concerted effort to improve herself. Peddling spiritual mumbo-jumbo in a status update doesn’t qualify in the same way that putting on a policeman’s uniform doesn’t make you a cop

No.6 The Ex Stalker
Any mention of an ex-boyfriend should immediately freeze your intentions with a new girl. If she’s bashing her ex all over her profile, she hasn’t gotten over him. Move on.

No.5 The Serial Complainer
If the woman you’re wooing is so offended over a traffic jam or a snooty barista that she needs to vent rage all over her Facebook, then she’s probably a serial complainer who gets off on being miserable.

No.4 The Super-Religious Girl
Statuses that praise God tend to come from a woman who’ll never allow you to take the top spot in her heart. That spot belongs to God, and you definitely can’t compete with God.

No.3 The Ultimatum Giver
For some people, offering an opinion just isn’t enough. They need to follow it up with an ultimatum like, “If you agree with same-sex marriage, then go ahead and unfriend me right now!” Do yourself a favor. Take the bait. Unfriend her.

No.2 The Confrontational Girl
Similar to the Ultimatum Giver, the Confrontational Girl seems to seek out and thrive on conflict. Any arguments with her will eventually boil down to who can scream louder and longer. You’ve been warned.

No.1 The Manic Pixie
Yup, she’s sweet and genuine. But, really, how long until her ridiculous level of excitement about every little thing starts to drive you insane? I mean, come on, seeing a purple butterfly is really not that random!

*yawns* i wan sleep abeg

Official: David Moyes has been announced as the new manager of Manchester United, replacing Sir Alex Ferguson.

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Reports reaching us say an aircraft belonging to the Nigerian Air Force has crash-landed and burst into flames at the military barracks in Port Harcourt, Rivers state capital.
Its not yet known if there are casualties but we will bring you more details as we get them...

You guys are right o. The annoying thing is that, its in the heart of Abuja, our capital

Photo taken at Wuse 2 in Abuja. Lol! Naija! I just can't laff....

Normally I would say soft porn...but there's nothing soft about this one. Lol. Afrocandy and her team went in! I watched the movie trailer with my mouth open. Who the heck is this woman? Her name is Judith Opara Mazagwu popularly known as Afrocandy. She's a US based actress, singer, writer, model and erm....mother.
The ashewo movie is titled Destructive Instinct 3 & 4 and it contains a lot of sex scenes, bare asses and boobies. This is by far the worst I've seen. Produced by Afrocandy and starring Afrocandy. Check on it after the cut. Please only for people 18+ and do not open at work
place! :-)
This is Afrocandy, and before you see the screen shots from her movie just know she doesn't give a hoot what anyone thinks. Lol. Choi!
Here are screen shots from the movie....

Months after opening his night club, PoP, in Victoria Island, Mavin CEO and ace music producer Don Jazzy has shut it down. Heard he shut down the club down after realizing running a music
label is different from running a night club.

PoP was shut down because it wasn't making money as expected. Heard some people will show up at the club just to take photos with him and leave. Also, some important people will buy drinks and not pay. Naija people sef. Lol. Well, he has shut the club down to concentrate fully on his music label.

According to what i heard this night, the American Embassy have said that everyone that wants to give birth in the states should have a minimum of $140,000 in their account balance.

I think this is an indirect attempt to make a mockery of us, our leadership system, and our health sector. They enter our country the way they please, we (not me though) treat them like kings, and they see us as shit. I think it makes it obvious the way they see us, thats how bad it is.

Why must we even travel to give birth in the first place? Would you go that far just for delivery in the states?

paleo: dear mod, please put this on front page asap, the populace needs to be updates

updates huh? In case youlre writing utme, i wish u luck...gbagaun to quality

the fact is, if you cant allow it....you are a bad person...you keep bad friends, and you do what they do. If you are good, then your friends are good. My gf is my friend's cousin...she hasnt regretted it...its 4 yrs dat we're dating now...and both families know us

yemmy19: Which institution ∂i∂ u graduated frm......smh

Probably one of the people that pad for their certificates

All i see is a leader who got overwhelmed by his positine. *coughs* dats all

doofanc: Where's d link to d original post?

I strongly suspect d writer was merely fooling around, trying to attract attention. Its easy to see deliberate mistakes

I strongly agree with you. I'm not very sure its real. Besides, grammar apart, this person is saying the truth. He has brought our attention to what a lot of people are too blind to see. And above all, he has shown to us how bad Nigerian educational system is.

larrymoore: Everthigh requires a back-up, they are only being smart.

So you have a back up for your own gf right? That sounds smart tho.

I don't think I have any favourite tribe. I believe its not about your tribe, its about your environment. I love all tribes. Its about your personality, not tribe.

This issue has been going on for ages, I have been kinda indifferent about it tho. But lately, I stumbled on a video about Nigerian girls talking about how many boyfriends a girl is supposed to have. To my surprise 80% of these girls think a girl should have a minimum of 3 boyfriends. You as a lady, how many boyfriends do you have? How many do you think a girl should have?
The video link: http://m.youtube.com/watch?hl=en&gl=US&client=mv-google&v=Lw3uAqT2iQE

I remember the day my mum's sister visited us and told me to talk to her pastor over the phone. Said he should pray for me. The pastor said I should pray against obstacles and challenges. After this, my mum's sista said I should go and meet him for special prayers. All because of these visions.

Then I asked her, who doesn't have challenges or obstacles in this world? That was the end, I didn't go. This people will always tell you something that's common to everybody, and you might be the one to tell them everything they need to know themselves, either with your mouth or your actions. They are psychologists. They're thieves.

Dear Obama, I'd like to marry that girl, the one to right. She's beautiful, and I've fallen in love with her. Thank you. Lol

This is an example

ismailtunde: bros abayomi i score 253 in my jamb and 32 in my postutme,and am going for accounting,i chus oou as first choice,will i be admit

Lolss, with that you #gbagaun, you cannot be admit. Just kidding though. You have a good chance.

Call her IYA OLOGI, that's a classic, she'll love it. Lol!

OSRC? OSBC? You know what? I've seen both stations before, you won't wake up in the middle of the 9t to watch what they do. The anger they cause with there daylight broadcast will already be enough for you. Poor programs, poor quality, poor personnel....its soo bad

Billyonaire: Women are better managers, administrators and marketers. If you think I lie ask why front desk/customer service/marketing staff are preferably ladies.

Its not true, front desk/customer service/marketing staff are preferably ladies because they will make you come back. It might be for an ulterior motive, but you will be their customer first before having a chance with their staff. Why not try and give the job to ugly ladies? We all know most of the ladies used are pretty ones

My own problem is that i'm not sure if i shaded my type and the more i wait for the result, the more anxious i am. Pls do i have any chance of seeing my result if that happens? Cos i remember putting my OMR in between my question paper

Emma_esty: Oou does not have buses for transport within the school and no electricity cos from the look of the fans in da hall i could tell dat they've not been used in a very very long time but apart from dat the school has nice buildings and flowers(even though some have died off) and funny, playful lecturers.

I would have considered your point if you had a genuine reason. Your reason doesn't justify your statement

I feel this should be brought to the attention of the general public. The rate at which schools take money from prospective students. An example is olabisi onabanjo university, collecting 5,000 naira and calling more than 50,000 candidates to come for their post utme examination including students that got 180 in utme and then those that chose the school as second choice. These ppl don't a good chance of getting admitted but still had to pay the 5,000 naira for probably nothing. Not only this school, but there are lot more of them.

I hate it when the world bank gives us money, it just gives room for more corruption, lots of this money won't be used for its purpose. We don't have a good foundation on ground. Until we change our perspective of corruption, we can't do any good thing wit that kind of money. Besides as a christian, i hate it that we take their money. Its more blessed to give than to receive. The reason we're getting poorer is because we receive more than we give.

I got a B.Sc second class lower in environmental biology and fisheries and i want to take direct entry for medicine, can any1 tell me how gud my chances are?