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Hey Guys. . .

Information just reaching my news desk says that Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich is undergoing divorce proceedings and his wife Irina, would get half of his wealth! The report reads: -

[b]Roman Abramovich is set to divorce, but says it won't affect his ownership of Chelsea.

Abramovich is splitting with wife Irina, and according to The Sun the settlement is likely be the world's biggest ever.

The tabloid says Irina could have pocketed a staggering £5.5billion - half the oil tycoon's total fortune. That would dwarf the current record payout of £1billion.

Abramovich's spokesman John Mann announced the end of the 16-year marriage in a statement.

He said: "Mr and Mrs Abramovich have divorced in Russia on a consensual basis and have agreed terms in respect of arrangements for their children and a financial settlement.

"Mr Abramovich's corporate interests, including Chelsea Football Club, are not affected. Mr and Mrs Abramovich would appreciate it if the family's privacy would be respected."

Mr Mann would not disclose any other details about the divorce, or when it was granted.

He also refused to discuss which partner had issued the proceedings or how much Irina had received.[/b] Source: football365.com

I don't know what to make of this, but do you believe it wouldn't affect chelsea's fortunes?

loyika:
4Play

I respond to you, cause as much as you are a "Vagabond SOB" you are still my son on Nairaland, and i can't let "wanton stupidity reign on this forum all in the name of refusing my responsibilities".

I know you feel i am an "slowpoke" and i understand you are mad at me for abandoning your case to the point that your brain only functions in[b] "mono seconds", [/b] i trully understand and apologise.

but now i am here to help you, as it is coming to my attention that "Everyone thinks you are a CLOWN". Son name 1 United supporter on Nairaland that understands you, but i can name 5 that feel you are a FOOL, sad but true. every other club supporter just ignores you (although Razorr in her kind heart has decided to reach out and help ). So you see the only real friend you have on Nairaland is me.

But i expect the aggression, i should have done something earlier. Now how am i meant to explain to God that my Nairaland son is a real "Nutter"

Son you need help, 1st thing, stop coming into the Gunners thread every second, its like someone shouting they are HEZBOLLAH in the middle of an Isreal market!? "Very Stupid".

We will work the rest out with Dr. Bunkum.

Sorry fellow gooners for this embarrasment, called 4play (i didn't give him the name, his Nairaland mama did)

GOONER 89

                  
LL.OO.YY.II.KK.AA.!     

EWO! See as you just finish the guy!       Loyiks, abeg no kill am for me o, he don ready to repent! 

I think the idea of the Yankees buying Yankeepool is a great idea! It might just make the game of football more popular in the United States!
More businessmen should do the same! 

donforts, I see you are new here! Let moi give you a piece of advice. Don't take all the peeps here seriously. Most of them are crazy!

Loyika and 4play are at it again! Loyiks baby, don't worry, mama's here to kick him out! As soon as he sees me, he should take off!

What truth?

     Loyiks, Dr. Kit, Muki, Debosky, where are you? Come hear this one o!

Yes. Visit: - https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-44372.0.html

Thank you very much Mr. Bad News Journalist! Don't get an erection yet though, those players aren't going nowhere! That's an internal problem that would be fixed soon. It's simply money politics and nothing else!

Let me help out here! It means Dildos, vibrators, sweet condoms, edible underwear, sex machines (Sybian), e.t.c. Do they sell viagra also, or sexual stimulants for women?
I would also like to know what people's reaction to the shop was, when it was opened. Was it positive? I know that muslims might not like the idea and Abuja is an islamic community.

hmmm. . . Only a fool would undermine chelsea!

Icon:
Na wa for Tornadoz o. I think say na joke before o. It seems he's really serious. If you notice, he's only replying those who seem to be giving him some answers.

Anyway, Razorr & Mukina, I like your idea! I have another proposition. Let's make it a reality show. "Witches West Africa" would be appropriate as a follow up to Idols west africa) We'll have 3 judges. I nominate Ikamefa , Snazzy and 1 wizard and we'll have Auditions in Lagos, Abuja, Port Harcourt, Calabar and Ghana. Wetin una think?

Icon, that's a very good idea! Witches West Africa! However, I disagree with the part about the judges o! I want to be the chief judge! We need to find sponsors though. I would talk to my friends in Naija Breweries and a couple of other places. Someone has to foot the Media bills and the Cash prize!

@toshmann
Reds ko, reds ni. There can't be two reds. ManU are the only reds as far as I'm concerned! You are YANKEEPOOL! Come on. . . You've been given a sexy name. Who knows, you might just become a world power and dominate the world like your Yankee friends!

ruudboi, na you know every.

Make I go chop come back. Then we go come begin dey strategise, you hear!

As soon as people start expressing interest in participating! We need to examine people's views first! We shouldn't be too much in a hurry!

Spot on Muki. . . Spot on!

Muki relax! You don't need that much to start this business! By the way, haven't you heard that Roman is my bobo?

What the heck? If I have the capital to start the Biz, who wan stop me?

mukina2:
razorr .witches from Nairaland will be entered free of charge all other witches will pay

Fantastic Idea!

I'm thinking of hijacking this idea from the author and starting it myself! WOW! Just imagine the profit! I would make the cash prize one million dollars!  

Muki, yes o! That's the whole Idea! WOW! Real life witches on Television! That would be a money spinner, trust me!    

Muki, don't you think it would be interesting to have witches compete for prizes?  We could have a Television crew in China who would note and record what time the witches arrived there and we would have another crew in Nigeria who would note the same! It could even be a live T.V. broadcast, if only you guys would agree to it!

Why should Seun delete this thread? I see nothing wrong with it. If you are a witch, or know any witches who might be interested, let us know, or just ignore the thread! Thank You!

Muki, its not only for naija celebrities. You can come up with your own. Kwam 1 and and Pasuma are fuji music singers. Donald Duke is a prominent Politician. Stella Damascus is a Prominent actress in Nigeria. Fred Amata is a Movie producer and Actor.

From what I saw, Ferreira himself didn't look ok. He was one of our weak links. Mourinho just wanted to gamble a little bit, which is something every sensible coach has to do when he's in trouble! The gamble paid off eventually, since we were able to hold them back eventually!

@Kit

Donald Duke is a Chelsea fan. So is Stella Damascus.

kitaun:
Kwam 1, Pasuma are gunners

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

NO WONDER!