₦airaland Forum

[size=14pt]"[/i]We are not sure whether we will have him(Tevez)
signed in time for the new season[i]"[/size]


United chief executive David Gill

I don't know how true this story is, but The SUN is reporting that Chelsea has offered John Terry £135,000 a week!
The gist is that he'll sign when they get back to England.

If the story is true, then he'll be the highest paid player in England!

Kitaun, your friend is finally losing it.

[size=16pt]Robben agrees terms with Madrid[/size]


Chelsea winger Arjen Robben has agreed personal terms over a move to Real Madrid, reports BBC Radio Five Live.

The clubs are yet to agree a fee, which is understood to be about £15m, but Robben, 23, is due to fly to the Spanish capital on Friday.

It is also believed Feyenoord's 20-year-old left winger Royston Drenthe has been lined up to replace Dutch international Robben.

Holland Under-21 star Drenthe is expected to move for £7m.

BBC Five Live's football correspondent Jonathan Legard said: "Sources in Holland say Robben has agreed personal terms on a five-year deal and is due to leave Chelsea's pre-season tour to fly to Spain on Friday.

"The two clubs have yet to agree a fee and Chelsea have maintained publicly that they want him to stay.

"But with Robben stalling on a new deal and admitting talks are not going well, I am told they are holding out for £15m. Real have so far indicated they would pay £12m."

Real Madrid president Ramon Calderon earlier admitted they were keen to sign Robben but Blues boss Jose Mourinho denied the winger was to leave the club.

Robben has two years left on his Chelsea contract but Calderon told radio station Onda Cero: "It is a negotiation which will take place in coming days or weeks.

"If the situation is favourable financially, I think that he is a player who could be brought in."

But Mourinho is in no hurry to sell, saying: "The club wants to keep these players. I trust the board and our chief executive Peter Kenyon in the negotiations he is doing.

"I know the players want to stay and I would be happy if they signed."

Robben's future has been further clouded by Chelsea's signing of Lyon winger Florent Malouda and Robben admitted on 10 July that contract talks were not going well.

The winger has been one of manager Mourinho's key players but his progress at Chelsea has been hampered by a succession of injuries.

Last season, a thigh strain and knee injury kept him on the sidelines for several weeks of the campaign.

However Mourinho said he was keen to keep Robben, despite Malouda's arrival.

Robben played 45 minutes of Chelsea's 1-0 friendly win over Suwon Bluewings at the Home Depot Center in Carson, California, on Tuesday.

After the match Mourinho said: "The latest with Robben is that he played the game. I cannot tell you more than that.

"At the moment he is a Chelsea player with two more years of contract and he is working well.

"For me, he is a player like Terry or Lampard with two more years of contract.

"I look at him as a Chelsea player and he has to compete against very good wingers like we have. I am happy with the situation."

Drenthe caught the eye during this summer's Uefa European Under-21 Football Championship.

The player, who can play at left-back or on the wing, has been linked with a move to a host of European clubs.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/6904044.stm

Kelly Rowland collapsed?

Abeg give me gist o!

My oh My. . .

Because Tevez wants to sign for manure, he is suddenly the best striker in the world.

I won't be surprised if my friend Jackal comes in hear now and starts saying Tevez is better than Drogba!        

They won't let us hear word again. . .  Tevez this. . . Tevez that!

If Drogba signs for manure tomorrow, they'll say he is the best in the world.

Bloody hypocrites. 

Malouda, SWP and Sidwell have impressed me so far.

I think we should bundle Glen Johnson and throw him at tottenham in exchange for Chimbonda! There've been reports about this being likely, I hope its true.

Chei, so Tevez is now your savior.

You guys are so daft!

Was I the only one that watched the Copa America Final?

Just because a player has a few good matches, you want to turn him into a God! Haa haa haa. . . Silly scummites!

Anyway, on to other issues, you guys are in desperate need of a goalkeeper. If Van der sar's game against Urawa is anything to go by, then you guys are in trouble! Anyway, that's good news for us.

Chei, you guys couldn't even beat a side lowly ranked by Fifa.

Anyhoo, see you on the fifth!

The show didn't hold again on saturday as planned. It was postponed till sunday morning at 11.00 am.

I went to the Palms to get my ticket on Saturday and was shocked to hear horror stories from ticket holders. They said the venue was a total mess and that the stage was still being cemented at 5.00 pm on saturday. I didn't need anyone to tell me to do a u turn and head back home.

I finally asked a friend of mine who attended the show on Sunday how it went, and he said it was a flop. He said the turnout of people was poor and that there were too many touts and criminals at the venue.

Please can anyone confirm this?

Can anyone also tell us what the quality of the show was like?

.

*Jose*

Jackal, I really would love to stay here and engage you in banter, but I've got to go eat. Some dude here just invited me out to lunch. He's paying and I can't refuse.

I can do this all day but sorry, gotta run.

Ciao.

loyika:
@ Razorr

We will see at home

Haa haa haa. . .      

Haaa haa haa

Someone is dying of embarassment right now. . .

Jackal:
I will die NOT to be in your shoes if that is what u call having fun.
Sleep in the house all day and watch TV when i can be playing around with beautiful women in the world.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaa. . .
Who told you that women can't or don't do that!

Wake up sweety. . .    

Talking of male escorts, what percentage of women actually do that?    Very few. The rich spoilt ones. Why would a woman pay a guy to sleep with her, when she can sleep with one and make money?    It doesn't make economic sense.    

Darling, it was you who brought up this 'african man' thingy, so I'm just clarifying things.

One thing I can tell you for a fact is that, I wouldn't be were I am today if I was a guy. I would have suffered. I'm having things so easy because I'm a woman. I'm never broke or hungry. If I'm broke but want to go to the movies, all I have to do is call a poor sucker up and the nigga would spend his hard earned cash trying to impress me and not get anything at the end. I've done that to a million dudes, so I know what I'm talking about.

Get over it. . . Women rule.    

Sharaaaaaaaaaap!

Jackal confess. Please speak the truth.

Instead of killing to make money to impress a woman, won't you prefer to make 100,000 Naira, just from sucking a guy's d*ick?        

I'm engaged to a guy who wants to pay all my bills, he would rather have me lazing about doing nothing, than working. He wants me to stay at home and watch T.V., while he sweats his ass off, working hard and buying me clothes, jewelry, and all kinds of cool stuff.

Jackal, won't you love to be in my shoes?

Confess baby. . .  You envy us.     

loyika:
Errr!! Elaborate Loyika has no idea what Jackal is on about Preacher's daughters is that a new musical group like Scissor Sisters

I am lost Bro

GOONER 89

Haa haa haa haa haa. . .
Nice one!

Jackal, can you now see where the respect came from?

Loyika, you dey crase!

Jackal, don't worry, I don't need wisdom sermons from you. I got plenty of that growing up.
You still don't seem to understand what I'm trying to tell you. Should I break your head and put it in? Listen, look around you, women rule!

Why do you think guys steal, kill, loot, work, sweat, e.t.c. It all comes down to women. Your world revolves around women. Everything you do is for women. Many times I feel sorry for you guys, because many of you are living in a fool's paradise. You think you run things, but you don't. Like I've said before, I can give you a million scenarios in which 'male superiority' went to sleep, but let me not go there.

Listen, go and ask the elders (peeps over 50) you know. They would tell you that women indirectly run things.

@ Jackal

Talking about 'male superiority', I can give you a million scenarios, in my life, in which 'male superiority' proved non-existent.
This happens especially in my office. Do you know I get almost anything I want from guys here? They buy me lunch, fill in for me, jump at any opportunity to be of assistance to me. The guys here dance to my tune like puppies.    
Whenever I commit a crime, I usually get away with it, but when guys do the same, they get punished. I had a fight with a guy last week and the whole office was backing me. The guy looks like a fool today and he has lost the respect of the senior management.  

Haa haa haa

Male superiority, huh?

I can tell you for a fact, that you don't know what you're talking about.    

Jackal:
@ Razorr,

Seems like i touched a sore nerve.

Oh no. . .  You didn't!      

Jackal:
Sometimes women have to be put in their place and sometimes u just need to show male superiority.

Haaa. . . I've done this a million times. I've had this argument before. Jackal I'm so disappointed. Male superiority? You're having a laugh. Go and ask your pop about 'male superiority'.     

Jackal:
So u respect Loyika?
Respect? Loyika?

What? Have you got a problem with that?    You need to learn a thing or two from him on 'male superiority'.        

jejelolatu:
nooooooooo
jackal u got it all wrong

because am sooooooooooooo freaking HAPPY to be a lady.

listen, if u do not knw, women have tactics,natural talents and skills.

we control the menfolk, infact behind every man is a remote control[women]

we let u sit at the wheels but we drive from the back sit[owners corner]

we run things.

Haaa haaa haaa. . .

Girl I love you. You've said it all!

Spot on!

Haaaaaaaaaa. . .

Some Nigerian men are so shameless.

Why do you guys think I respect Loyika so much? You'll never see Loyika pick on girls the way some guys do. Loyika is generally more witty and knows when he's overdone things.

But some guys still think we're living in the dark ages. They think women should not talk or defend themselves when insulted.
Ok, it's all good, I'm waiting for the miserable asshole that would cross my path!

*Enters thread, sees 2 guys picking on a girl and starts screaming - "GO JEJE GO JEJE GO!"*

Loyika and Kitaun the two of una dey crase o!

Would you leave my girl alone?

Because she has left, you now have mouth to talk, abi? Wait till she get's back!

     

Loyika are you insinuating something?    Or should I beat the info out of you?  

Predictions huh?

Chelsea would beat manure in the community shield match. Anybody w*anna bet?

haa haa haa. How touching. Ok, let's make it 20,000 Naira.

loyika:
@ Razorr

I just went to the scummy thread to look back at all what your "Sex Slave!!" wrote

Razorr , i am disappointed in you, To actually think that "House Help!!" (who is sneaking about using Oga's children's PC) is scaring anyone

Now listen Mama, i can't help if your fantasies has now degenerated into "Shagging the Help!" thats your private affair.

But before you send your "Slave" to come and torment us with his Illiterate nature, at least SUGAR MUMMY! Give him money for school. (She bi you dey work now!? ) Razorr don't be stingy, give to the needy!!

As they say, "Give a person a fish and you feed him for the day, teach him how to fish, and you feed him for life!!"

GOONER 89

*Faints* *wakes up then runs out of the thread*

haa haa haa. . . I feel you darling. 

Let me go call FBS.    This is bound to be interesting.     

Jackal, mind your business. This is between me and Ruudie. If a nigga wants to open his wallet, let the nigga open his wallet.

Bring it on Ruudie.

Jackal, get your ass out of here. Nobody is battling anybody! See his black ass!