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jejelolatu:
AND JUST FOR THE RECS

wormed up is the raining CHAMPIONS.


ruudie has the details

Haaaa Jeje, you no go school? 

It's spelt 'reigning' not 'raining'!   Also, wormedup is singular, not plural, so it should be 'champion' not 'champions'!   

Olodo rabata!     

Thanks for puking. Make sure you wash your mouth o. Yeye girl. Carry your wahala comot. 

Make people wey the thread konsain comment jare.     

      

Barely a few weeks back, Chelsea rendered schorlarly services to Manchester United in a training session called "Effective Football - the Chelsea way"! That training session was dubbed 'the FA Cup final'.

Now, in about 3 weeks from now, there would be a reunion of the two clubs at the same venue (Wembley Stadium) for another training session to test how much of the knowledge Chelsea FC tried to impart on Man United was actually assimilated by the later.     

I'm sure most of you already know who the winner of that match would be. Chelsea FC ofcourse. 

Manchester United cannot and would not beat Chelsea in a competitive football match in the next ten years. Man United players have recently learnt to give up whenever they are drawn against Chelsea in a football match. This match would be no different ofcourse.     

What do you guys think? 

Jesus, this una match no get half-time break?

Hunger they catch me jo! I dey go chop!

I'll be back!

I give up. Insanity has creeped in at the highest level.

Let me find something else to do.

Wormy, cat got your tongue? What a little sissy you are!  You're making the match boring!

   

Wormy, come on. . .  I've got witnesses!  

I'm sorry for washing your dirty linen in public, but you can't deny that one.  

I've even got pictures to back up my story. If you keep denying the stripper story, I'll post them!    

Wormy, are you blind?

Didn't you see my last post?

Anyway wormy, since you are too much of a coward to answer my question about the operation, I'll like to move on to other issues.

Last saturday, I received a call from a good friend of mine. He sounded really troubled so I asked him what the problem was. He said he went to this strip bar, somewhere in Lekki, Lagos and saw you. I said "so what?" and he said, "no no no, wormy wasn't there to watch the girls, he was actually one of the stippers!"  

Wormy, I know you're having financial problems but why didn't you call me to ask me for money? Has no one told you that it's undignifying for a man (even a he-she) to display his genitals to the entire public.    

Please wormy, why didn't you talk to me?    

wormedup:
an so says the court !

it's really shameful how u keep sulking for more.
do i have to rip the skin off your face ?
pride cometh before the slump ! how hard do u want to hit the ground ?
i'm still trying to live with u being female but u mock the whole creation of human beings.
the only thing u know more than my 4month old niece is amala !
you're on course the the great depression, and you're just seconds away from the end.
u'll soon be running about with mouth full of seminal fluid !
hang your baggages where u don't need to jump.
i'm cutting u some slack, make a g-string from it and bail !
better still, be the bum you're and wait for the grains !

haaa haaa haaa haaa

Wormy wormy. . .

Trust wormy to go dig out a nice piece of rap instead of attacking the issues at hand.    
Who composed that for you, ruggedman?

Please gaylord, talk to me and stop singing.    

jejelolatu:
offside,

freekick to wormy.

yellow card to razorr.[charging at a commentator]

See what I'm saying?

How can you give a yellow card for charging at a commentator?    Oh my dayzzzzzzzz. . .

This match is bullshit!

The officials are thieves and cheats!

I give up!    

Jeje, I was expecting to play this match in England, but I didn't expect to suddenly find myself in Italy (the land of soccer cheats). The commentaries are lies and bullocks and the match officials have all been bribed.  I give up.  

RuuDie:
^{*** Commentary ***}

A thunder-bolt by wormy from the center-circle flew like a rocket and my word, what a GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL  

keep that up man 'n in no time you'll be in the hat for Nairaland FREE-KICKER of the YEAR !

what's the opposition's response - over the bar ! the accuracy just wasn't there; very li'l power . . .

Typical male. He just has to take sides with his fellow man. another case of a man without balls. Why don't you participate in the match, instead of being a cowardly commentator?  

Damn. . . for once you impressed me. It seems your IQ improved after that operation. You see, this proves what I always say about women being generally more intelligent than men. Wormy is a living example. He used to be dull and stupid when he was a man, but after being injected with female hormones, his IQ went up!  

As for the 'straight as a rod' issue. You are disappointing me by displaying traces of stupidity here and there(don't worry, u'll get better as you adapt to being a woman).    I was talking in a different contest. I wasn't talking about my physical looks, but about my sexual orientation. What I meant by 'straight as a rod' was that I'm not a self-servicer.    Trust me, I've got all the [b]Ass[/b]nal and Man[b]chest[/b]er qualities a complete woman should have.  

Ok wormy. I know you're getting old and senile and its affecting your medulla oblongata, so I won't bother.

You know what, wormy, I'm getting irritated. I hate it when I meet a guy who has no balls. Why are you doing everything possible to avoid answering my question. Please wormy, be a man, grow some balls and answer my question about your transsexual operation experience.    

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa. . .

Wormy has gone quiet again. Why does it take you so long to compose replies to me?   I know you've got a low IQ and all, but please try harder. 

By the way Wormy, I have another theory.
As your friend, I always knew that you had an inclination towards prostitution.   I know for a fact that you render services to men to make big bucks. I suspect that you had this transsexual surgery carried out to make your job (prostitution) easier.     

Haaaa haa haa. . .  I'm impressed! It actually took you 30 minutes to come up with a suitable answer!    I was expecting it to take you 4 hours at least to answer me, considering your low IQ level.  

As for the Lesbo question, naaaa. I'm straight as a rod. I was just curious, that's all. But you're deviating from the point. What would make a grown ass man decide to change his sex midway throught life?  Are you gay?  

What's up wormy, cat got your tongue?

wormedup:
yikes !
i must have really hurt somebody

where did i hit u ? in the thorax area or the pelvic region

Naaaaa. You didn't hit my body. You hit my cage! 

You've made the fatal mistake of waking up the dragon! 

Get ready to accept whatever fate befalls you! 

By the way wormy, I heard that you have recently undergone a transsexual surgery (surgery in which they inject female hormones in you to convert you to a female). I heard they even gave you large boobs!    When would you show your homegirl your new pics. Don't tell me you're shy! 

wormedup:
all you chickens, stop clucking !!!

somze, blah blih blih blah; what else is new

kitaun = rev. king stop preaching

loyika, u didn't have to come here and embarrass me with your rhymes !

razorr, muki sharrap !

jackal, what's up with your testicle ? heard no restorations !

free f.ucken kick y'all
i'm off to play ball !

You piece of sh*t!

We crowned Somze as King of wack raps yesterday, but you've just dethroned him, you rotten banana!

At least we made more money than you. That's what matters.

Here's a list of the highest money earners from the last Champions league(2006/2007). Chelsea came second after AC Milan (the winners). 

Here is the list of the 12 highest earners last season:

1. AC Milan 39.592.000 euros
2. Chelsea 34.662.000 euros
3. Liverpool 32.218.000 euros
4. PSV Eindhoven 31.600.000 euros
5. Manchester United 31.533.000 euros
6. Roma 31.086.000 euros
7. Inter 29.582.000 euros
8. Bayern Munich 28.732.000 euros
9. Barcelona 22.702.000 euros
10. Olympique Lyonnais 22.647.000 euros
11. Valencia 22.601.000 euros
12.Real Madrid 21.026.000 euros

Where is Arsenal in the list?     

http://www.chelsea.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=72894

My mind's made up. I'm not going.

Oyindamy:
l learned that the Nigerian breweries already know the people for the search that this screening stuff is just a formality and I'm beginning to loose interest in it.

And when i heard that I checked out this Amina girl in the last search and I realize she was also in Amstel Malta box office, how come is she that lucky? because the search and amstel malt is sponsored by Nigerian breweries.

And that Stanley guy in the first search, he was the weekest contestant amongst the male and female, is it that there are no stronger people for the search?

I think this partial thing is been done by there top staffs.

That does it. I'm not going for the auditions anymore. I can't afford to make a fool out of myself.

What a question. Kitaun IS ur daddy.

Mukina, go and call your daddy! Tell him we're waiting for him. He has many freekicks to take.

Loyika, please send for your home boy o. He has a case to answer!

loyika:
Razorr what a shame
Even Lampard ain't that lame

Oh gosh!

Loyika, I'm so disappointed! Is that the best you can do? *Laughing my ass off*

If that's what you call a freekick, then you've lost the match!