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haa haa haa. . . Loyika, he's not my play thing o. He's just a loyal chelsea fan, like you're a loyal gunner. Give the guy a break.

haaa haaa haaa. . .

Ruudie, Jackal can testify to what I said about not losing a bet. He wants to land your ass in soup.     

Ruudie, I'm not sure I should do this. Last time I had a bet with a scummite, I was so disappointed. The chap didn't pay up.

We would have to work out a way to make sure you pay up. And for your information, I have never lost a bet since the day I was born.

Anyway, I'll say 500 dollars.

@Loyika

Did you say suffer? You don't know what you're talking about. The guy bad o. I saw the way he dealt with you on the other thread, chasing you away from the thread. Haa haa haa. . .

I wish these scummites would just put their money where their mouths are, or are they all broke-ass niggas?     

Sharaaaap Mustay. Let thunder and fire fall. I don't care and I don't think FBS cares. We need more vocal people in the Chelsea thread.

By the way, Loyika, when did you become a manure fan, or is there something going on that I'm not aware about? 

rikkyjen:
Fergie is an Institution, can you displace an Institution? . Hell Nah!

Well, I would love to see the look on the face of that 'institution' when my boys trash you in that community shield match in less than three weeks.    

By the way, anybody w*anna place bets on that match. Loyika, you game? Chelsea to win!  

Mustay, thinking positive doesn't hurt. 

Kitaun and Loyika, you can both carry your wahala comot!     

FBS my guy, how you dey?    Welcome on board! I hereby officially ordain you as a fulltime Chelsea thread member.       You are entitled to all the benefits that come with that highly esteemed position. Don't let all these gooners and scummities and scousers put you off. We are solidly behind you! 
Everyone take note!     

To other issues - seems our new boy, Malouda has gotten off to a good start, shutting up critics. Intel in the Chelsea camp says he really shines during training and I'm sure we all know by now that he scored the first goal against Club America on Saturday, and set up John Terry's goal.
Let's wait and see how he fares during the season. I hope a problem doesn't arise during the season in which he starts banging in goals and Drogba starts seeing him as a threat. Anyway, just my thought. Not likely to happen.

By the way, what's this gist I'm hearing about Real Madrid wanting a swap plus cash deal for Robben, thereby sending Cannavaro to us?    Abeg abeg o, we no want Cannavaro o. The guy is way past his prime.    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabio_Cannavaro

Mind your business Loyika. Gbeborun!

Loyika, if I cane you, ehn!

Typical manure fan. Different rules apply to Manchester United and different rules apply to others, huh? It's the same thing you guys did when Chelsea was buying players. You guys didn't let us rest when we did, but now that manure is doing all the spending, it's no big deal!

RuuDie:
Tevez's deal could be sealed by the day's end!

Sweety. . . I don't know where you get your news from, but last I heard, your chief executive was ranting about how the Tevez issue has become 'over-complicated'!

http://home.skysports.com/list.aspx?hlid=476995&CPID=8&clid=1&lid=2&title=Gill:+Tevez+deal+complicated

RuuDie:
[size=13pt]Rooney and Tevez play alike - all the more better for SAF and UTD c'os they wouldn't take forever getting to know each other[/size]

Ruudie, I'm sorry to say this, but with that post, you have proven to me that you deserve a slap in the face (or a kick in the groin) from time to time. 

Was it not you that was condemning MacDoughnut for playing Lampard and Gerrard together in England's midfield, citing the fact that they're both stars and would cancel each other out? 

Has someone stuck a pin in your Medulla Oblongata, or why do you now feel that Tevez and Rooney playing alike would be a good omen for you? Are you saying Rooney won't feel threatened? 

Oh my dayzzzzz. . .   


NB: - I think Tevez is shyte by the way.

Jackal:
[size=16pt]I lost 100 pounds bet [/size]

That's my money!

Jackal pay me my money shap shap, or na me and you today!

bu haa haa haa haa. . .


Let me see. . . 100 pounds == 195 dollars == 25,000 Naira.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2007320797,00.html

Gosh!

What a sweet defeat!

I'm so happy we lost! Had we won, we would have been living in a fools paradise!

           Gosh!

What a sweet defeat!

I'm so happy we lost!       Had we won, we would have been living in a fools paradise! 

hucarson:
the shield is there for the taking. on the same note, the shield is a bad omen. u win the shield, u lose the title.
if i am to go by the best team, united will definitely clinch it. who has chelsea got in their ranks to defeat an attack minded man united? pizarro? shorey? or even a rusty frankie lampard?

jose mourinho has lost the plot. his summer signings are disappointing. why would any top manager sign shorey or ben haim? what was he thinking?
i looked at chelsea's 1st eleven and they don't have enough fibre to break this united side brimming with young talents. how would chelsea defence cope with the surge of ronaldo rooney and carlos tevez?

game on!!!!!

HAA HAA HAA!

I would be really delighted to watch this team that 'lacks fibre' trash your 'perfect' team on the fifth of August.

Sorry sweety, but Nani, Anderson, Tevez, and the rest of your players have nothing on us and you know it.

We would whoop ass that day, like we did at the FA Cup final. It's going to be a case of Deja Vu, except this time, we would whoop your ass by a margin of 4 goals!

Sorry ma. It was a slip of tongue.

See teepot calling kettle black.

Anyway, Somze dear, is the circulated part in the picture below your d*ick?  Is that what your d*ick turns to when you change form?  

Jackal:
@ Razorr,

Are u saying Somzee is SMEAGOL?
Nah . . . . . I refuse to believe that.
How come? How the Bleep did this metamorphosis happen?
Fucking hell . . . . . . .Oohhhh i get it, Its a lunar thing.
Somze becomes SMEAGOL every full MOON of the month.
Remember WEREWOLF IN PARIS?

Oh! Silly me! I get it now!

I was really cracking my head about how he managed to achieve that feat!    

So, once a month, he changes form and becomes Smeagol, then the next morning he becomes somze again? That makes plenty of sense!    

This is a living proof of the existence of Werewolves! Please Somze don't eat me o!  I promise to be nice from now on!  

   

mukina2:
Jeje spot on

razorr first pic is snitchy grumpy Jackal thanks for letting us see his pic

the secong pic is somze fine boi no pimples

Mukina, I no wan fight with you this afternoon o!    The two pics are Somze's!    

justkunmi:
if u can't beat them, join them. .

freekick at razorr. . .

reasons? don't know

Reasons? Come on. . . You know the reason. . . You luv me!

mekoyo:
Chelsea is winning the cup no doubts about that. Its going to be a second defeat to manu

Haaa haa haaa. . .

It's not a cup o! It's a shield!

That match should be an expose to what the season would look like.

I hope Tevez plays in that match and dies on the pitch.   

doyin13:
just crossing the wires

man u make 50m pound bid for ronaldinho

That was a joke, right?

Manchester United are favourites to win, as they have spent the most this tranfer period. 

Is it just me, or is Manchester United trying to buy titles with their crazy spending? 

I would love to see Chelsea whoop ass, especially after all the money that manure has spent on trying to buy titles.