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Kitaun, please don't sheath your sword. Let's set this place on fire.

I dey go buy popcorn and coke.

fellow:
Did you just say Nairaland Orgy Wouldn't you be a nice person to like take the lead razor.

At least we can all learn from you

haaaaaaa noooooooooooooo

Jackal would have to do that. He's the expert in such activities. Kitaun can be his assistant, since he's the ladies' man.

Maybe we should just have a Nairaland orgy and be done with it!

It can be organised you know. . .

Haaaaaaaaaa. . .

Lest I forget, there is also the issue of Kitaun versus Jeje! Wetin happen na?  

Kitaun, I'm getting confused o! You and all these women. hmmmmm. . .  

OK OK OK

I have finally had it!

What is it with all these hidden inuendos on Nairaland?  

If anyone wants to make an accusation or open up some secrets, please do and stop all these silly squabbles!    

Kitaun, wetin happen between you and Mukina?  Please let the truth come out!

Jackal, wetin happen between you and Razorr?    Let the truth come out!

Let's know who is banging who, or who has banged who, or who is toasting who, or who has been told to f*uck off and is sour about it!

Abeg o. . .  You guys should start to talk, as I'm sick of all these!  

Jackal:
Thanks for the compliement.

It's spelt 'compliment' not 'compliement'! Olodo! Stop showing your ignorance on this forum.

[size=16pt]FC Seoul 0 Man Utd 4[/size]




What a relief. . .

Haaaaa. . .  THE JACKAL! The 'richest' guy on Nairaland!   Nairalands's official financial expert!

I hail o!      



I'm sorry sir, for my ignorance.  

Guys, please help me out, I'm really confused here about something.

I looked up Stan Kroenke's wealth estimate in wikipedia and found out that he is worth 2.1 billion dollars, according to forbes. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E._Stanley_Kroenke

According to Sky Sports, Stan Kroenke is about to launch a takeover bid for your club worth 650 million pounds http://home.skysports.com/list.aspx?hlid=477799&CPID=8&clid=3&lid=2&title=Kroenke+set+for+Gunners+bid.

650 million pounds == 1,333,215,000 dollars, which is more than half of Kroenke's wealth.

My question is, why would a sane man invest more than half of all his wealth in Arsenal?

I don't get it. . . I just don't get it.

If he invests this much in the club, he wouldn't be a Billionaire anymore.

mukina2:
JK heartbreaks yes just imagine two wowo creatues on the same pitch

How did you read my mind girl?

debosky:
keep shagging chelski boys, you'll have no steam left for the premiership race.

but men after looking at those chicks, all i can say is God Bless America!!

haa haa haa. . . Debosky, you bad o.

If only wishes were horses. . .

If only wishes were horses. . 

rikkyjen:
Why is Tevez sending fears and jitters through people's spines. Razorr and Dr Kit, what is this unusual bonding and gangup against United? . Is

Rikky dear, it's not fear. We are just irritated at the fact that we can't pick up any magazine these days to read news like decent people, without having one Tevez story or the other being thrown in our faces.
There's a word called 'over-hype' my dear!

Jackal:
Whats the point in signing African players only to be treated like Dung the way Chelsea treats DROGBA and ESSIEN.
Someone said ESSIEN and DROGBA are the biggest performers in Chelsea and they earn the lowest wages!!!!!
Indeed, Chelsea represents Africa both on the field!!!!!!!! Representing by paying Africans minimum wages.

You dey crase, infact, you need brain surgery.

How much was manure paying Eric Djemba Djemba when he was with you guys?
What was the contract package of Mikel when he signed for manure? How much is he getting at Chelsea now?

So what rubbish are you talking about?

E be like say all these babes wan marry our boys o!       Abi na Abramovich Dem find come? 
I bet that Tara Reid doesn't even know what the word 'Soccer' means!        

Chei!

I wish I was a Chelsea player. . .

[size=16pt]Lordy lorrrrddddd![/size]      

[size=16pt]ENJOYMENT GALORE. .  CHEI![/size]

Sharaaaaaaaap Viee. . . Dem send you? By the way, where've you been girl?

Manure and others must be dying of envy!
What a way to start the season. . . Party galore!

[size=17pt]Stars out for Blues' Hollywood bash[/size]


Football has been given a Tinseltown makeover as Chelsea FC held an exclusive showbiz party at a mansion in the Hollywood Hills.
John Terry, Frank Lampard and co swapped their soccer strips for designer suits and were given permission to let their hair down for the night at the celeb-filled bash, where the invites declared the team were "painting the town blue".

Sex And The City star Kristin Davis came along to party but seemed fairly bemused about the invasion of British football stars in LA. When asked if she was a soccer fan, the actress shouted back to journalists: "Yes, I have to say yes!"

Ex-pat Lady Victoria Hervey didn't seem too thrilled about having the Beckhams as her new neighbours.

"It's really quite a hype for us guys who were living here before, but I'm kind of happy that I was the first Victoria over here!"

She also quipped that she hadn't come to the party to learn the offside rule: "I prefer the men!"

Actor Jonny Lee Miller couldn't hide his delight that his favourite team were in town.

"I'm a (Chelsea) season ticket holder back at home and I don't get to go too often so I'm thrilled."

Jonny explained he's already booked his ticket for the Blues match on Saturday against LA Galaxy: "I will (be there] with bells on."


http://www.lutontoday.co.uk/latest-entertainment-news?articleid=3045108

Na dis kain thing we suppose they promote, if we really want soccer to grow in the US.    

Imagine Paris Hilton marying Abramovich.  Or Serena Williams marrying one of the boys!  

Can you imagine the media hype that would create?      

Oh my dayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I don't think it would be a bad idea to give Paris one of our players?

I think we should bring Paris Hilton to London.

Oya, which of our players are still single? I'ld have given her Scott Sinclair (A.K.A. Fine boy), but he's too young for her (17). Mikel is not a bad idea, although, she might be a racism bitch!

Maybe we'll just give her Roman, that's if she hasn't set her eyes on him already!

Hmmmmm. . . It seems the boys are having a swell time in LA with Paris Hilton (According to the Sun).
Tennis ace Serena Williams, hotel heiress Paris Hilton, model Kimberley Stewart and socialite Victoria Hervey have all been getting to know John Terry and Co.

I also heard that Roman is going to join the boys in LA.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm      

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm       

Thank You FBS for your comments. Please ignore our haters. They're just scared of us.

Am I the only one that noticed how a certain manure fan singled out a small part of my post and became extremely defensive?
If that isn't evidence of a guilty conscience, I don't know what is.

Kitaun, me sef I tire o. These scummies can be so new. Talk about over-hype.  

If Tevez is the god that you guys are trying to paint him to be, then why did the Brazillian defence tame him like a puppy in the Copa America final?
If Brazil could tame him, then are you underestimating defences in the Prem?

My only advice to manure fan's is that if they want tevez that badly, they should organise for some of their tout fans to go kill Kia Joorabchian.     
That shouldn't be so difficult anyway, since most of their fans are touts or criminals, e.g. some of those on this forum. 

Banderas:
Actually this has nothing to do with United whatsoever. The fact is that if United buys Tevez and West Ham doesn't get the money, then the premise under which West Ham escaped relegation last season becomes void, and Sheffield United will sue. As a result, West Ham must ensure that all the requirements set by the FA are met, in order to ensure their remaining in the premiership.

Good. So it's a case of a deadlock. Or do you think the F.A. would agree to eat their words? It would be too embarrasing. I can promise you all that Tevez would be playing in a West Ham shirt next season. It would take some time for this issue to be resolved. Don't expect any magic from Fifa, as the F.A.'s men there would do everything to stall any decision that would be embarrasing to its rep.

[quote author=Gucci_Babe link=topic=66595.msg1303233#msg1303233 date=1184781346]i knew ir will be more than crowded when i heard the gate fee was only 10thousand naira,( to me thats kind of cheap) i felt like there will be too many touts there and thats why i didnt bother myself going out there [/quote]naaaaaaaaaaa. . .

I heard the venue was scanty. It wasn't full like the last one. And the place was a mess. Too many touts and criminals.

Please, does anyone have a picture of Kelly Rowland fainting on the stage?

I had no idea that our new away kit was this beautiful!