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@ Jackal.

Nice try. I'm not a Lesbian baby. What part of I'm married did you not understand?  

By the way, I thought you said Mukina was your wife? Is this how to talk to your wife?  

There's a blue shirt waiting for you sweety!

@Mukina

I think we should call his daddy (Loyika). Loyika! Where are you? Your baby is loosing it here o!

Guys, it's ok o! Let's forgive him for his sins according to the Bible.

Besides, we don't want him to run away again o! Let's not chase our darling Jackal away. He's a good boy. He just needs to grow up!    

Mukina, please tell Dr. Dre to inject him with a dose of that his special maturity formula.    

Mukina, where is the good doctor now. . .  

Tell him to come quickly as this is an emergency.

We have a serious psychio casualty here.      

Tell him to hurry!    

Mukina, please ignore his song. The very mention of the phrase 'taking it up my ass' makes him ejaculate!

mukina2:
Yeah Girl, those male nurses got him fast

I hope those male nurses are gay, because Jackal confessed to me that he likes taking it up his ass!   

mukina2:
madness

You've said it all.

RIP.

Mukina, where is Jackal? Seems he has run away.

Or has Dr. Dre locked him up in his Psychiatric ward?

Haaaaaaaa. . . The shrooms!

What about Dr. Dre? Why hasn't he come yet?

@ Jackal

Why are you getting erections for me?
Stop chasing me on Nairaland, I am married o!

All the noise you guys are making would not bring the guy back. Get used to it - Henry is gone!

You guys need to cut your losses and move on!

mukina2:
I withdraw my goodwill to this fool

i wish him Injuries plenty of them. as long as he keep spewing issh i wish him injuries stupid lying fool

why can't he just go and shut up. idiotic slowpoke

I hate you have a injury filled stay at barca

Is it the great igwe you're talking about?

*faints*

What's the date and venue of the party?

Huh uh. Akola, where are you going this time? Is it another honeymoon? (Wifey number 4? )

@ Jackal

Sweety, please don't blame me for finding you interesting. I love getting you worked up. It spices up my day.  
By the way, is the Gambian's name Mukinatu?    

Jackal:
@ Razorr,
Lest i forget, when are we inspecting your chesticle to check for the authenticity?

You don start again today abi, you dickless monkey!     

By the way, you must be sick in the head for saying that Joe cole is overated.

Jackal:
Aiiight kids!

As far as I can see, there's only one kid in this chat room, and that's you!

Jackal:
Imagine Wazza, Ronaldo and Huntelaar running at John Terry and Carvalho?
Could be a nice spectacle, innit?

Wow, so we're your biggest nightmares at the moment, init?

Kola, is this you?

You're a fine boy o.

Let Jose go to Barca, since they want to sack Rijkaard, so that the gunners can keep Wenger. Then Rijkaard can come to Chelsea. Let's see what happens then. That way, we would know who's a coach and who's a COACH!     

Loyika, that news is not only in the Sun, it's everywhere. Check the Daily Star and other sites.    I heard Barca is closing in on Wenger and that's why your bosses are panicking.    

I also heard that Real and Barca are about to start bidding for Fabregas.  

My point is, mind your stew and we'll mind ours!    

@Blues

A part of me wants Jose to resign. Maybe if he resigns and we struggle for a few seasons, Jose would be vindicated. I'm personally pissed of at the treatment he is getting from the Chelsea board.    

Loyika, this is something that should interest you : -

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2002390000-2007290226,00.html

Guys, some disturbing news: -

http://sport.independent.co.uk/football/premiership/article2710693.ece

Jackal:
I am from Congo.
A descendant of Patrice Lumumba.

Haa haa haa. . . In your wet dreams sweety!

Try another line.