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Jackal:
[size=13pt]This time last year, there were only 4 of em standing and 75% of em were supporting Chelsea.[/size]

Ofcourse!! where do you think people like HNIC and ritchbitch sprang from? My intel sources say, this time last year, they were Chelsea supporters. They were Arsenal fans in the 2003/2004 season though.

As a matter of fact, the same Intel source says that one of those guys mentioned is a well known Chelsea fan on these boards using a double ID. The source says he was arm-twisted by his new wife, who is a gaynner (member of this board as well) into becoming a Chelsea fan and is only posting with his Chelsea addy to save face. I believe my source said the guy has this other name - smeagol or something like that.

@Loyika aka DPOP

Something interesting just ocurred to me. Arsenal FC is the first footie club to win the UEFA Champions league final in the first half. Hmmmmm. . . Anyway, that's a discussion for another day.

I've got cheery news for ya. Fernando Torres would be back to play against you on Sunday.
And I've heard from a good source that Benitez has told his players to liken that game to a C/L final and we all know what that means. . .

If Liverpool and Arsenal were made to play each other in a C/L final, Arsenal would win it in the first half and Liverpool would win it in the second half. Hahahahaha. . . Oh ma dayzzzz. . .

If you honestly think you're g'onna just stroll into Anfield and steal a win from those wounded tigers, then you must indeed be high on breast milk (from Remi's boobsticles ofcourse ).


@Jackal

Don't mind these gaynners. All the goals meant for Liverpool were scored against Sunshine Stars of Akure on Tuesday night. I'm quietly anticipating the ass-whooping they'ld get on Sunday.

4:00 pm is the time. Already put ma money on it. I'ld make so much money off these gaynners again, like I did when we beat em in the Carling Cup final last year.

By the way, is Loyika disputing that Graham has been their best manager so far? Naaaaaa. . . He can't. . . Loyika is a pillock, but I don't believe he's a muppet.

Hmmmmm. . .

This is soooo weird.

I start a deliberate dig at them gaynners based on a completely false story, like I always do, and suddenly, the largest and dumbest buncha ninnies on Nairaland (I'm not mentioning any names b4 I get banned and unbanned again ) suddenly come out of their sharia caves and start hyperventilating like ladies on PMS.

Dumb ass ninnies.

@Gaynners

I forgot to tell you'all congrats for your goal thriller last night. It was fun to watch, but silly as well. You scored all the goals you should score against Liverpool next Sunday.

hahahahaha

Can I ask you faithful gunners a question? I mean those of you that have any business sense whatsoever.

If Roman buys Emirate Airlines, what would happen to your stadium.

Precisely, what would be done about the 100 milla pounds that Emirates gave ya.

Come on. . . use your heads. . . You would lose your stadium.

You'all would have ta relocate to highbury.

I hear Highbury is being converted to residential houses, so what are y'all g'onna do?

@Banderas N other Gaynners

Have you heard the latest news being circulated in the grapevine?

The gist is that Chelsea owner, Roman Abramovich is about to place a bid to purchase Emirates Airlines.

If he should pull off this deal, you know what it means don't you? Well, I'ld tell you. . . You'all would have to shift your faggy asses out of your stadium and relocate somewhere else.

You might w'anna start thinking of relocating to highbury.

Buncha cock suckers.

Classic Cafe

It's somewhere on Olosa street in Victoria Island opposite the Korean Restaurant.

They have the best pizzas I've had in the whole of Lagos. Their food is awesome. They've got both local and international dishes and they have a fastfood joint as well.

And they have the best big-screen arrangement I've seen so far. You can watch 3 matches comfortably at the same time.


Sportshaq is the liveliest sports bar in Lagos though.

@Loyiski

Since I've done as you requested and come in here, do you mind answering ma question about Diarra, or do I have to beat it out of ya? I need solid proof that Mr. Wengay is not a player molester as he's been accused of being.

@Ricky

Damn! I was right!!! I knew it! You're indeed high on SPERMFLAKES!!!

Why all the noise about one disallowed goal? Is this the first goal to be disallowed in a football match?

Damn this your love for Jose's willy is getting out of hand. You even named your siggy after the man! Well, do I blame you? Jose is the hottest Footie coach of our time. But please stop fronting and sending hidden messages to him through your siggy.

Anyway, unfortunately Jose ain't gay, but I'm sure Mr. WenGAY would be glad to oblige you.

PS: Please leave Jackal out of your rants. Or do you have the hots for him as well?

@Rickyjen

I've gat just one question for you - What da Bleep does your siggy mean?

Are you high on SPERMFLAKES?

Jackal:
Get this . . . . . . .Razorr is Lordi's girl.

Jackal, please help me tell this jealous plonker called Loyiski this o. I've screamed at the top of my voice one million times, that it is Lordi that get's ma breast milk, but Loyika simply won't believe it.

I always knew he had something for me. Now it's been confirmed.

My dear, I'ld suggest you go into hiding, as it's not Lordi you need protection from, but Loyika. He seems to be looking for blood with this show of jealousy.

Last time I checked, Loyika was a MEND chief.

@Loyiski

It shouldn't be 'I DON'T shag DSTV chics', but, I CAN'T shag DSTV chics.

From what I last heard about you, you are a fugitive in one remote village in Port Harcourt where DSTV doesn't exist. I've already begged Mr. Tinubu to forgive you and he agreed, but it isn't my fault that you are too scared to come out of hiding.


About my story, there is absolutely nothing untrue about it. The link I posted is credible enough.

But wait a minute. . . Why did my story get you riled up so much? Is it because it's true and Wengay is really a player molester?

@Ricky

Like I told Loyika, mind your bloody business and leave lil' Miss Razorr alone. Who she screws is none of your business.

Gbeborun oshi.

As for being here, you'ld have noticed by now that most other threads are boring, including my thread, as regular oldies like Akola have gone missing for a while. So Sir, don't blame me. And don't question who I flirt with, it's none of your business. Last time I checked, I was still single.

@Loyiski

Geeeezzzzz Take it easy!!! Temper temper dude.

Who I flirt with or who I Bleep is absolutely none of your business. Whether they be wiv Man united, Arsenal or f'uckever club.

Geeezzzzz. . . Stop being jealous o. Afterall, you never were my boyfriend.

As for my posting the Diarra story here, I had to, since this is where you gaynners love to party these days( I wonder why).

Anyway, to properly discredit my story, why don't you give me proper proof that it isn't true, instead of carrying on with your jealous rants.

Geeezzzzzz

Cool it bro. You know you would always have a special place in my heart.

Plenty Love.

Razorr.


PS: I've already told you to be patient till December before having erections about winning the PREM. Instead of fretting about where my p'ussy's been, why don't you fret about your impending ass whooping(yet again ) on the 15th of December.

@Loyika and other GAYnners

Please can you guys tell me why you bought Monsieur Lassana Diarra, cause fresh intel reaching ma desk says he is tired of your club already and wants to leave.

He said in a recent interview that he would seek to leave in January if he isn't playing by Christmas.

Now, you guys really need to tell me the truth. Why did you buy the guy? Did you buy him to play footie, or did Mr. Wengay buy him for something else? Won't be surprised by the later, since the guy ain't bad looking at all and we all know of Mr. Wengay's weakness.

The funniest part of that interview was when he said he regrets leaving Chelsea since Chelsea has more class than the Gaynners. It's funny he should say that since he was the same person that said Chelsea has no 'class' when he left the club. Infact, if I remember correctly, he said something during that interview about wanting to leave, cause Mr. WenGAY harrases him sexually. He says Wenger told him that he shags all his players and he'ld only get a shirt if he agrees to give him some 'loving'.

The FA needs to look urgently into this, as Mr. Wengay's excesses are getting too much. It's embarrasing.


http://www.arsenal.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=501623

Hi Lordi darling.

Did you miss me?

Na wa for you o. One whole week and not even a call from you.

Anyway, come catch me later at our usual spot for some breast milk and anything else you have in mind.

I'ld holla at you later, as I'm a bit busy at the moment.

Bye for now.

Loyika, I'm a bit busy with work at the moment.
Please can we re-schedule our chat. Let's fix a date for 9:00pm tonight? Is that ok with you?

Ohhhhhh. . . . I forgot! You can't come out at night. You're a fugitive. . . And I have a nice N sexy surprise gift I woulda shared witcha. Too bad.

Anyway, concerning the gay thing, here's your clue: -

ArseAnal FC.

Gaynners.

WenGAY.

Please do the maths.

By the way, when do my boys get to play you guys? I honestly can't wait.

And one more thing. . . There's a question that's been bugging me for a while and no one has given me an accurate answer for it: - When was the last time Arsenal FC beat Chelsea FC in a football match. Whether in a 5-aside, 7-aside, 2-aside or any-aside tournament. I believe we shit on your faces each time we played you in the last coupla years. If I'm wrong, pls correct me.

Well, I guess it all goes to show that moi and you aren't in the same league. When you eventually succeed in beating us in a footie match, I'ld begin to give you some respect. For now, you are simply beneath me.

PS: Please wait till December at least before you start having erections about winning the PREM. You might get blueballs if you don't cool off. But hey, well, Mr. WenGAY is always there to work the pressure off ur willy.

Jackal:
Loyika is a bishop in the temple of doom so ignore his rants and cries when it comes to footie.

Wow! I had no idea. Thanks baby for the tip.   Would keep that in mind in future.

@RitchBitch

You know what? When you graduate from being a cyber muppet, me and you can talk about issues in the beautiful world of the round leather game. But for now, go back to your psycho ward and find something useful to do instead of being cyber pest. Nairaland.com is not the place to find gay partners. I would suggest you visit www.gaylove.com for nice hook ups.

@Jackal

I can't wait for the coming games in the next five weeks. I see a major upset on the table, with Chelsea gathering more points and moving up and FLUKE teams like em Gaynners and City being pushed down.

I don't see ma team having any problem beating City next week and I can predict that by mid-December at most, things would have been back to normal on the table, with United and Chelsea dominating.  Mr. Loyiski would disagree ofcourse, but also remember that Mr. Loyiski was the same man that predicted that Villa would whoop your ass yesterday and see what happened. By the way, did you really call him a PROPHET OF DOOM?

P.S.  Please ignore Ritchboi. He's an just an attention seeker.  He's a GAYnner isn't he? That might explain stuff. I think he wants to Bleep you, cause with all these rants, he looks Hot to me.  Please tell him to go Bleep WenGAY. I've not met a gay MU fan yet.

@Jackal

Thank goodness I wasn't the only one that saw Mr. Adebayor's COMIC MOMENT.

I had not laughed that hard in a loooooooooooong time man! You should have seen the gunners around me. They all covered their faces with their hands. It was so EMBARRASING!!!   Laughed ma ass off.  The plonker did all the hardwork and dribbled the defenders and just when he had only the goalie to beat, someone from his village sent a spiritual missile at him that hit his chest. The plonker then fell down in the most dramatic fashion!!!   I heard from the grapevine that it's his wife in his village that did it. She's angry that he's cheating on her by shagging Wengay.   Something has to be done to stop Monsieur WenGAY from shagging his players o, to avoid calamities like these.

Didn't see the Aghahowa incident, but we all know that the man is nearing the end of his career. For someone nearing 50, he's quite strong!!  I doff ma hat for the plonker.

@Jackal

I'm very happy a fan of a rival club is giving Alex props for that goal. It was a wonder strike!!!!  Best goal of the day. That bloke should be allowed to take set-pieces like that henceforth. I was so happy to see Chelsea score a goal from a set-piece, as we have been very poor at set-pieces of late. Long gone are the days when people used to tremble when Chelsea had a set-piece to take.
I hope those glory days come back soon cause we seem to get many free-kicks N corners but just waste them. Seems Monsieur Grant knows what he's doing afterall.
I'm sure people are beginning to fear Chelsea again and acknowledge that we can win the PREM this season.

As for your match, Tevez was ma man of the match!!!!  Boy, he was AWESOME!!! Hardworker to the core. If Rooney doesn't step up his game, I think Tevez would outshine him and prove to be better than him as he's already doing.

About Le Arse, I've gat no comment . I just pray Mr. Benitev wouldn't disappoint me next week. That's all I have to say.


P.S. What does Rio think he's doing scoring goals?   He's a Arrow. Why don't you guys just turn him to a striker.

Jackal:
Anyone (except the Arrow himself) disagree??

Well, I concur wiv you sweety. And I'm sure 60% of peeps on this board do too. The other 40% is made up of muppets like Monsieur Richy here.

Jackal, why you even bother trying to have a decent conversation wiv this parasite beats me. I've tried before and failed. Just ignore him.

Vieira:
[size=13pt]The fact that a person is a gunner is an indication of his poor IQ level.[/size]

That's the most accurate comment I've heard in ages!!!!!

No wonder most of the Area boys or agberos in Lagos wear gunner jerseys!!

It all makes sense now.

Always used to wonder what the reason for Dayokanu's passionate hatred for England and everything English was and after doing some digging, I found my answer.

Well, it turns out that Mr. Kanu here, between 1999 and 2003, consistently applied for a British Visa and was denied each time. He then embarked on a road trip in a dusty truck, through the Sahara desert and eventually got his ass into England. But unfortunately for him, England's ever efficient Border Patrol dogs got a sniff of his ass and nearly mauled him to death if not for the intervention of some patrol officers nearby.

He was afterwards deported back to Nigeria.

Eventually, after applying a couple of times, Germany oferred him their Visa and he now lives there, hating England and all it represents with a passion now.

That explains it all.

And Loyika retreats into fugitive status. He'd be back on Monday morning.


Blue 99

Hahahahaha

Loyika, 6.00 O'clock don pass o. Won't you run off and go back into your fugitive mode before Tinubu's boys get you?

About the quality and spirit talk - Let me ask you a question - when was the last time Arsenal FC beat Chelsea FC in a football match? At least the quality and spirit in my team showed in those times we played you in the last 3 years, which is what matters in this instance.


Blue 99

Wormy, don't even compare our nu staff addition to craptista. He's handsome and Craptista is ugly. No comparison. All black men are handsome anyway.

@HNIC

Lemme make this as clear as possible to you. Le Arse would not win the league. At least not this season. And I don't recall Jackal saying there's even the slightest chance of you winning it.

As a matter of fact, you guys would come 5th this time around with Man city and Liverpool finishing above you and Chelsea and Manchester leading the table again.
You simply do not what it takes to win this league. You don't have the quality or spirit. Your current form is only a fluke that would be dead and forgotten very soon.

@Loyika

Come off it my dear. Stop ranting to save face on Nairaland. It's no longer a secret that if Beyonce spent a night in bed with you, your d'ick wouldn't even jump, so stop making mouth jare. We aren't fooled by your rants. Gist is that you only give it to gals up their asses when there's no guy to shag. And that's even after wanking some life into the willy wiv Arseline. That's what happened in Remi's case.

@Loyika

Please let's do this - If Bolton beats or draws with you guys tomorrow, I owe you a personal hook up with Mr. WenGAY. I promise that he'd satisfy your arse with the very best shag of your entire life. You'd love that wouldn't you?

@Bandit

Do you use glasses? If you do please go put them on as it seems you aren't seeing properly.

I believe I re-iterated a million times in my post how much I love ma darling Loyika, despite his sexual inclination. If I was discriminating, he wouldn't be my friend, would he?

loyika:
P.S. Yeah Chacal Why are you and razorr coming back at the same time

What do you think? Le Chacal came down to Lagos for a short visit to consummate our recent wedding and we were shagging 18 hours each day so there was no time for Nairaland.com. That's the reason for the coincidence.

@Loyika

First things first - Have you made peace with Mr. Tinubu? I get some parole for december wey I go wan give you free invitation for o. Me and some of ma niggas are planning a homecoming party for Nigerian artists who abandoned motherland years back. Peeps like Sade Adu, Seal and co. so I need you to be able to come to Lagos during that period for the show, as you'ld be given VIP treatment, being my friend. Go and beg oga tinubu and promise to keep your d'ick in check next time and I'm sure he'd forgive you. I want to believe you're already tired of being a fugitive.

Secondly, I have no plans of leaving Chelsea. Chelsea is ma first love (sorry, second love after my darling boyfriend ). And I don't think leaving Chelsea for United would have been too bad anyway, so long as it's not Le Arse. It's not that I hate Arsenal, but it's simply that I'm too homophobic to join your club. It's unheard of in my family to associate with Gay people.

Loyika, I love you like a brother and your GAY status has been a blessing to me. At least, me and you can lie on the same bed without your making any attempt to touch me. Or sexually assault me. That's why I love you. I feel safe with you and feel that I can confide in you. Because of you, I have concluded that the best male friend a girl can have is a gay.

Anyway, please do something quick about your Tinubu problem so we can enjoy some evening chats, ok?

Regards,

Razorr

@Bandit

Hahahaha

That was very funny but very untrue. Chelsea doesn't sell branded diapers. What is true though is that Arsenal sells branded vaseline. I think it's called Arseline or something like that. I saw it on one of your websites.

@HNIC

I don't w'anna sound like a hater but we've g'otta be sincere here. We all know that the boys in Arsenal have faggish bodies that can best be compared to indomie noodles.

You guys can start the season well for all we care, but at some point, your players' bodies start to crack like dry indomie. And it has just started with RVP. I wonder who's next.

You've g'otta agree that Le Arse would start to crumble soon. And who knows, it just might start tomorrow.