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Well, Ghana are one of the favourites, being host. Egypt also are favourites, being defending champions.
But one team I dread is the Ivory Coast (Cote d'IVoire) team. That's one star studded team, with players like Yaya Toure, Emmanuel Eboue, Kolo Toure, Salomon Kalou and not forgetting the goal machine Didier Drogba!!!!!!

The super Eagles would definitely go far. We would reach the Semi-finals at least. That I'm very sure of. We've got one of the most star studded squads as well and we still command huge respect, being the giant of Africa and all.

But the final matches would be really tough, as smaller teams like Mali are fast catching up.
One thing is for sure, the next Nations cup is g'onna be interesting. Expect upsets from minor countries again this time.

And expect me to bring you all the inside gist all the way from Accra, Ghana.

@Jackal

Are you serious? Adebayor last scored 6 weeks ago? Wow! If I was Wenger, I'ld play Da Silva ahead of him. Afterall, Da silva scored about a hundred goals last season for his former club.
You guys should send Saha to them on loan in January. Maybe WenGAY's Indomie cuisine would do something to keep him playing. Or maybe some good series of 'luving' from le prof would make him play. You never know. . .


AKINWUNMI!!!!!!!!!!!

Where da hell has your ass been?

You have a case to answer. What have you done to J-girl? She has gone missing since the battle you had with Debosky for her hand in marriage.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-49076.0.html
Word on the street has it that she was last seen with you boarding a plane to Alaska on honeymoon and you came back without her.
Please tell us what you have done to this thread's first lady before I call the police!!!!

@Jackal

Jackal:
Eduardo is not a viable excuse for playing 4-5-1 . . . . .Walcott, Hleb and Bendtner can partner Ade upfront to make a 4-4-2.
I have a feeling Wenger will play a defensive formation and fight for a DRAW to protect their league position and the unbeaten run.
He knows once the United game is over . . . . .he wont be tested firmly again till he faces Chelsea in december!!!!!!!!!!!

Very good observation. That would be the smart thing for him to do too. Getting too adventurous would be too risky, so I see him doing the wise thing, being cautious, which may make things a tad bit boring.

Anyway, while watching Arsenal's last game against Liverpool, I realised something interesting. It seems it's only the gaynners on Nairaland that think Adebayor is a decent PREM striker, because all the gaynners I watched that match with kept screaming at the top of their voices that he is the worst striker in the Premiership.
They all agreed that he should be sold or sent out on loan in January.

@Jackal

I just realized something extremely interesting. Something that makes United favorites on Saturday -

Do you know that Arsenal has NEVER beaten Manchester United in a Premiership game on any Saturday in Prof. WenGAY's dispensation?

If any gaynner wants to dispute this fact let him do so with proof. So the gods knew what they were playing at when they influenced the FA to schedule this match for a Saturday.

That aside, I believe a 4-4-2 formation(your most exciting formation as far as I'm concerned) is what Sir fergie would play and I am seriously wondering who and who in the Arsenal squad have what it takes to tame Tevez and Rooney.

Honestly, who in Le Arse do you think can tame Tevez? Especially with his current frighteningly impressive form.

Hahahahaha

Jackal baby. . . Leave Head-Nigga-In-Charge alone. Ignore him.

Why are you so surprised? He's a GAYnner for pete's sake. He sees two United fans chatting and he starts having erections. That's perfectly normal for a guy with his sexual inclination.

Chelsea fans should find this very interesting -

[size=15pt]Mourinho back to Chelsea ? [/size]

Could Jose Mourinho be back at Stamford Bridge as early as December?

Well that's one possiblity as it seems that "the special one" is odds on to get the vacant manager's job at Valencia who will be visiting Chelsea in the Champions League on December 11.

Mourinho is quoted at 4/7, with the closest other candidate Fabio Capello at 5/1.

http://www.goonersguide.com/2007/10/mourinho-back-to-chelsea.html


Well, what can I say? Jose could be back in SB in december, but this time around he would be coaching against us. The news is all over the media that Valencia is in talks with him.
Very interesting news.

Watch this space for more info.

@HNIC

Honestly, I don't w'anna insult you, but I've gotta say this: You've got the IQ of Firewankster.

Is it just me, or does anyone else smell a vermin? Lemme take a stroll downstairs and buy a can of Baygon frm the 'aboki' there.


@I-man

You need deliverance for sure. Only God knows how you figured that one out before me. That resemblance is too striking.

[quote author=I-man link=topic=17491.msg1629662#msg1629662 date=1193678052]The Return Of The Anally Fixated [/quote][quote author=I-man link=topic=17491.msg1629673#msg1629673 date=1193678336]The man's pedigree transcends football.Here he is in his former role as a character in "Danger Mouse".[/quote]I-man, honestly, I don't know what to say to you anymore. You need DELIVERANCE!!!!

That was HILARIOUS!!!!!

Hahahahahaha Oh ma dayzzzzzz

Jackal:
The most over-hyped manager that has never won any European title in his 20 years of managerial position.
[size=13pt]If he's not careful . . . .Avram Grant(unlicensed manager) will beat him to it this season.[/size]
Take it or leave it . . . . .Arsene Wenger is a quack manager.

Hahahahaha. The end of the season is still far. What of the 15th of December?

Who knows, the unlicenced manager might just choose that day to go on another 6-nil ass-whooping exercise and guess who might be the victim.

Jackal, I hope Loyika doesn't get to read the posts on this page o, cause his face would turn crimson if he sees how you've exposed his side.

Wow! So Adebayor has a 17 year old kid! That's some juicy info!!!!
Lemme do some more digging. Who knows, he might just be a father to 6 kids.

Jackal:
Wenger goes to Africa to buy players . . . . there's a primary reason behind that.
Its simply because he knows Africans lie about their ages.
Do u really believe Adebayor is 23? Toure is 26? Those players are in their 30s.
If u believe that then u surely believe Britney Spears is a VIRGIN.

Oh ma God!!!!! You're a genius!!!

Do you know that thought never occurred to me?
So in addition to being a gay, Wenger is also a 419 expert! Wow! Ma respect for the man has increased! He sure is very smart!

And the funny thing is that he carefully selects the players. He picks the young-looking ones to save face.

I can place ma money on the fact that Adebayor is not less than 35. And Toure is at least 37.

I'm quite sure those two are older than Drogba!! Prof. WenGAY is definitely a criminal!!!!

@I-man

Leave Fabregas. It's already showing. The plonker missed two clear chances yesterday - right in front of the box. Goals that the baby kicking in ma tummy would have scored. So much for being the best midfielder in the world(according to gaynners).

I hope Hargreaves breaks the self-servicer's legs on Saturday!

@Jackal

Spot On!!

Those gaynner players have deceptive looks. The reason why people claim they are young is because they have small faces.
And their smallish look is because they eat only indomie unlike Rooney, Tevez and Essien who eat pounded yam and Akpu.

The gaynners' choice of nutrition should also explain their inability to win the PREM in years. Any sensible parent or coach should know that indomie doesn't keep the child strong and can result in things like weakened bones towards the end of a major league like the PREM.


[quote author=I-man link=topic=17491.msg1629479#msg1629479 date=1193675575]I said on the other thread that as things stand today,Chelski is the best team in the Prem and they will beat both United and Arsenal if they were to meet. I'm hoping Chelski don't catch up with us but I will love them to catch up with the noisy boastful Gunners [/quote]Oh good! I guess we're friends now. Send me your address and I'ld send a bottle of Champagne or some other nice gift to you in the event that you beat these gaynners on Saturday.


By the way, what happened to Loyika? Has anybody seen him? Or has Tinubu finally caught up with him and arrested him?

@I-man

I know you guys have all the trappings of back-to-back title winners with your recent performances, but I'ld have to go with this quote from Loyika's favourite analyst .

"Which brings us on to Chelsea, and the rejuvenation that has taken place on the quiet under Avram Grant.

Manchester City were awful, but Chelsea were rampant and Frank Lampard was magnificent. Lampard's pass for Chelsea's second goal, scored by Didier Drogba, was the sort of thing you dream about.

Chelsea showed quality, a will to win and real team spirit. One thing is for certain, and that is those players are playing for Grant, despite all the talk of dressing room unrest.

They have the quality to get right back in the title race - which will be a real thriller if this weekend is anything to go by. "

Culled from: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/7067526.stm


My dear 4Play, I repeat, the fear of Chelsea is the beginning of common sense. Write us off at your own peril.

Watch your back!!!! We're just 5 points behind you.

And do you realise that if you make the mistake of drawing against Arsenal on Saturday, the gap between Chelsea and the top two would reduce to 4?

Who knows, Chelsea might just move to the top of the table by December 16. Don't ask me how.

TKB sharaap and go strategise on beating em gaynners.

If it was Manchester United that scored those goals they would have been fire-crackers. Egbe oshi.

You think e easy to beat Man City? A team at the third spot? Please go and sleep. If they are as bad as you say, how did they manage to be in the third spot? Abi na jazz Sven do? Make I hear word abeg.

Ask Jackal, even he would tell you he respects Chelsea a lot now. He's glad you guys played us when you did - when we where disorganized. Or do you think if we repeat that match at this point, you'ld just walk over us like that?

Anyway, I don't w'anna fight witcha cause I need a favour from you on Saturday. I trust you would deliver.

WOW!!!!

What can I say?

First things first, where is Loyika? I've got a special thank you message for ya.

Oh ma dayzzzzzzzzzz

Chelsea moved from 11th position into the top four in just two games.

I told ya we would climb to the top of the table by December. It's not even November and we're already doing it!

Chelsea is definitely the best team in England!!!!!!!

Did anyone see those goals? [size=16pt]6[/size] fire-crackers that completely demolished the team at the 3rd spot!!

What can I say?. . . The Fear of Chelsea is the beginning of common sense!!


About the ArseAnal and United game, well, a draw would be best for moi. Let the big teams keep dropping points, so I can climb to the first position.
But that aside, I wouldn't mind seeing these gaynners lose. Too bad Liverpool had to Bleep up. I'm sure Manchester United would finish the job for moi.

But a draw would be best for Chelsea.

I'ld just get maself a bottle of champagne, cross ma legs and enjoy the match and then watch chelsea go on another demolition campaign. I feel bad for Wigan, our next scapegoat.


Can't wait to meet these gaynners on the 15th of December. I'd like to teach these dumbo scousers how it's done!

Loyika, you go d'ey Lagos on the 15th? Make we watch that game together sef. I wan d'ey look your face as we d'ey beat you. You can invite your girlfriend, Kit, as well. By the way, how is Remi?

@Le Chacal

What did I tell you yesterday?   I'm g'onna make so much money off these gaynners again this weekend.

Rafa's head is on the line for the first time and right now, he would rather die than lose that match. Seems the scousers have given up on the C/L this year and have their sights on winning the PREM. These gaynner 'kids' would be the perfect scapegoat for uncle Gerrard and his wounded tigers.
http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,2199607,00.html
http://www.buzzle.com/articles/158317.html

How Arsenal would leave Anfield in one piece on Sunday beats me. I don't see it happening. Rafa would destroy their spirit completely. He has no choice. He's been told to deliver or get sacked.

@Wormedup

Naaaa. . . I think Bitch is appropriate.

Look into the dictionary -
A Bitch can also be defined as "A man considered to be weak or contemptible", which fits Mr. RitchBitch's profile adequately.

The word Bitch can also mean "A female canine animal, especially a dog" and you'ld have ta agree that Mr. RitchBitch here has displayed some characteristics of a female dog.

OH MA DAYZZZZ   

Wormy Wormy!  I agree with every part of your post except for this part : -

wormedup:
ritchidiot,

RitchBitch would be more appropriate.

debosky:
He had a few chances though

Ofcourse he did. He then did what he knows how to do best - Kicked the ball 10 feet over the net each time. I love that guy, I swear. Wish all your strikers would be injured on the 15th of Dec. and he'ld be made the lone striker upfront.

@Kit or is it Mr. Dayo Chopinsin

Sharaaap!!!!

Kit's real name is Dayo Chopinsin.

@Debosky

Hahahahaha

You're a case. You need deliverance!!!! Just when we are trying to pour ice-cold water on this thread, you want to rekindle the fire.

Anyway, Bankole is Somze's Alhaji Kareem's mother's maiden name. My dad used to shag her when we were kids and the Mr. Bankole he was ranting about is his mum's daddy. Nice old man he was. Used to preach to we kids a lot in those days and buy us candy. And he used to tell Kareemu's mum to stop throwing herself at my pop. Anyway, the woman is dead and in the grave now(she died 7 years back of AIDS) so lemme stop talking about her. It's not good to speak evil of the dead.


As for who Kareem is, come on. . . don't tell me you haven't figured it out already!

Lemme give you a clue - He's some N/L boy that chases girls all over the place, writing dump poems and toast lyrics. He also gives phone intimacy to lonely gals on these blog. He also is a houseboy who lives with his madam and uses her computer when she goes to work or travels.

If you still can't figure out who I'm talking about, then I can't help you.

Rafa Benitez joined Liverpool in 2006 and he only played one match against Arsenal at Anfield.

- Nairaland quote of the day!! The quote that got Uncle Bandit so embarrassed that he suddenly became an English Language lecturer.

By the way, oga lecturer, since we're having English lessons, I think it's only fair that you spot this blunder from RitchBitch as well : -

ritchboy:
"is this the kind of illitrates"?

I believe it's spelt 'illiterates' and not 'illitrates'.

Just a little observation.

Okay . . . If I say members of the Kareemu family are dumb and pathetic, Nairalanders would tell me to cool it, but I always have my facts.

If they are not dumb, pathetic and completely lacking in creativity, why would the discovery of someone's last name get them so excited and make em rant forever like they just discovered the exact location of heaven?

@The kareemus

Relax, almost everybody on this board has heard the Bankole story before, so please if you want to exchange yabs, get creative and do it intelligently and stop making fools out of yourselves. The damage you have done to your image is bad enough already.

There's something Mr. Bankole used to tell me: - It's that if you are a fool, people would not know it if you keep your mouth shut.

Just a friendly advice.


PS: Alhaji, have you found a job yet? Seems unlikely with the amount of time you spend on these boards these days. Anyway, I just quit my job and opened a business and I might be able to find you a job you're qualified for, in my company, if you're interested. You can send me an e-mail with your CV and I'ld respond before the end of next week.

Jackal:
If u take a monkey to California dressed up in designer gear and blingz . . it doesnt change its status.

Hahahahaha

A typical Chacal statement. Pure Genius! No wonder the azeezats and tolotolos keep sending all kinds of jazz at you to capture your heart, thereby making their husband hate and dread you with so much passion.


By the way, what do you think is wrong with Drogba? The guy seems to talk too much of late. It's weird!!!

From -

'I want to leave Chelsea.'

To -

'I'm not leaving Chelsea.'

Then -

'I'm in constant communication with Jose. Me and him are very close.'

And -

'Ballack should never have come to chelsea and I admire Bayern Munich.'


What's up with this guy?

@Jackal

Why can't some people write good English?

Check out this quote from a close pal to our Bleep-up star of the day.

somze:
You are such a woeful looser in life

He said looser, instead of loser, but am I surprised? It's nothing strange, considering his closest pals are Banfuck-updit and miz Azeezat.

What's the saying again? - Show me your friends. . .

@Kit

RoosterDrinker?

What's so strange about that? I'm a woman for f'cuk's sake. It's perfectly normal to suck a cock and get f'ucked in the pussy. Even Father Abraham did it to Sarah.
What's not normal though is for a guy to take a cock in his anal region like you and your gaynner friends do all the time.


Nairaland Quote Of The Day -

Banderas: Benitez arrived in England in june 2006

@Jackal

Have you noticed something? -

Even Loyika is speechless from embarrassment for once.

Jackal:
NOT ALL NAIRALAND GAYNNERS ARE PLONKERS BUT ALL NAIRALAND PLONKERS ARE GAYNNERS.

True that. . . and here's a nice example. . .

Banderas:
Benitez arrived in England in june 2006

I'm still trying to get over this one. And what makes it even more ridiculous is that the plonker was so sure of himself. Kept expantiating shit.

Well, I'm not too surprised, since his best pals are Alhaji Kareem and his wives Azeezat and the self-service crazed tolotolo.
What that saying again? - Show me your friends. . .

Banderas:
Benitez arrived in England in june 2006

I can't believe this!!! Oh ma God!!!!!!!!

Bandit, so you had us all fooled all these while! So you've been a muppet and fooled us all!!!

Rafa joined the PREM last year? You're definitely a muppet! You shot yourself in the foot and exposed yourself.

I can't believe this!!!

Another Gaynner muppet EXPOSED!

There are too many of them these days.

It's been confirmed!!! Kit is a muppet!!!

He went to call Loyika from the oil rig where he works to come defend him!

Loyika, get your oilly hands back to work, before I report you to your boss. Incase you didn't know, your boss's wife's mother's brother is my very good friend. I've gat connections you see, so don't piss me off.


@Jackal

Let's forget that match and go sleep. We all know that the scousers(as much as I hate em) would trash the gaynners on Sunday. Even Loyika told him on phone yesternight(when he called me like he always does to beg for chesticle milk) that he's really scared 'bout that match. He says he's been having nightmares and couldn't sleep.

@Bandit

You're getting it all WRONG! What I'm saying is that ArseAnal has not been TESTED sufficiently and have played most games at home, which has helped. If you w'anna disagree 'bout the home fixture factor, just look at Chelsea last season, we didn't lose any of our home fixtures and still didn't win the league.

What I'm simply saying is that Arsenal in the time of Mr. Wengay has been too fluke-prone to be taken seriously. Arsenal is the only team I know that can go 2 million games unbeaten and still not win a league. That's why we can't take you seriously. A win over Liverpool (away) on Sunday would simply tell me that ma assumption that you've done well cause you haven't been fire-baptised was wrong.

Mc Omo:
Ten Cate, u don try !!! . . .at least u gave someone back her libido

@Kit

I acknowledge that you're not a muppet. Infact, I've gat some respect for you, but you sounded like a muppet in that post. Please go modify it. Chelsea's current coaching crew is GOOD and is providing the kind of entertaining football Roman desires(they even gave Roman a birthday gift yesterday), but was it Cate that got us the win over Valencia at THE MESTALLA? Stop talking out of your ass my friend.

@Jackal

SPOT ON!!! Most of their fixtures have been at home and we acknowledge that they're very strong at home. But it's true that they have not faced any serious fire-baptism and like I said earlier, I would not see them as title contenders until they beat a strong team like Liverpool and then beat United and then beat Chelsea on the 15th of December. Do you seen them doing this? I think not.

Raffa the Gaffa awaits em on sunday and last time I checked, he's hungry for some blood and raw meat and the Indomie-like bones of these gaynner players would provide the right prey for the man.