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account statement for a month dey read 350k
nawa o.
money na spirit o.

these fools are midgets men
wtf
they always got to escape thru the back door and get shot
so dem nor get escape route
cctv cam
informants them and all
na too dey shoot gun dey nake noise
diff btwn black gangsters and white gang members
abeg wipe them all off abeg

u must be a dreamer

bros tokunbo
not new o

luvinhubby:
Compressor - ₦28,000
Booth shelf - ₦25,000
Bonneth - ₦35,000
DVD - ₦25,000
Condenser - ₦15,000
Plastic radiator cover - ₦10,000

i say u go create reach 5000 accounts even wigh petrol on u.u nor go fit blow.
continue to litter bet shops and keep up with picking tickets on d floor
for how many years u never stil pick.
account created..4mins ago
same handwriting.
u r just d dullest of dullards

mattrudy55:
Totally trusted & Guaranteed cause no chance of loosen...view details,WhatsApp/call

Yorubas are always daft.
u sef wan turn opray abi
whats drug abuse
couple of guys lighting up and taking smoke and s.k
then u carry your big ugly bleached fat disgusting body and face and do like who see shiitt.
nollywood Yoruba movies no more selling
abegi

avoid aboki transport
they are killer drivers

u r all invited to the launching of my car wash
and lounge
reg fee is 100k
davido will be performing

forget the scent and fill my tent

timmydahpeace:
i have and i would have sent it to you but your signature says : i'm waiting on nobody......

i want to buy belts .sneakers and some shirts on amazon intl.
how do i go about it
can u also ship wristwatch from amazon intl
im fed up on ebu and abba chinco tins
i wan buy original

can i order for belts ..sneakers snd some other clothes
i want to buy from amazon intl
how do i go abt it

i don graj since
i guess its under 18 dat r now in uni these days

airforce 1 be spending his peanuts on cheap lounge and s.k sipping adulterated hennys ans china made mo'ets
shame on u airforce 1 say olamide nor sign u up
airforce1 of loosers
hahahahaha

i need 500k badly

i can like american justice system.
d judge and verdict is always heartless..disastrous
if u watch fbi files and crime station how them dey redocument am to luke movie and hear sentencing
u go dey hear 400yrs
300yrs.
if too severe..lethal injection...

if u like pray to Jesus from now till 2022..God aint gonna save u. u doin 235 to life
u'd be thr for life

dagbo

tectonotimes:
Please, can you define scam for me?

how much toks honda crv side mirror with led indicator

krav maga only

na radio dey dia
and u write dvd
scam

range has no sevond hand value
id rather use d money to build 3 hostels and live large
for naija use
who send u buy range before

my guy dont waste our time.
put your price here
u dey fear
write the price
if its reasonable we go call u.
fuc all dat twitter,bbm and whatsapp piece of shiitt
write your damn price on here
dont be greedy

must u snap direct from car wash
nor be tokunbo na.
i ready wit 600k

who stands on a railway line without fear.
fuc
no sane person does that
who goes on a railway line
and keeps pressing his phone
when the devil wants to end it shaps
he looks for nearest tools in your posession
he was not on earpiece
is two hands were actively working
eye could see
ears could hear the loud ground vibrations nd train horns.wtf his phone was stolen at the scene ..hardship everywhere ...nawa o
was it that he was instantly deaf at that moment
or was it a suicide attempt
i mean wtf
we that drive sef
side mirrors and rear mirrors dont mean shiit
u could be get hit by bank police escorts driving wrecklessly against traffic
agressive commando deadly bullion van stunt driving on bad pot holed roads
impaient okada riders driving against traffic
i mean fuc
something must kill a nigerian
and its usually nigeria based
1000ways to die
or was he reading latest posts on nairaland that he forgot the yells and warnings from bystanders
its a big ass mystery

earpiece been killng since bc
naija before u go anywhere or u are anywhere out of your house .u always ave to watch your back.
u have to look up
down
back and front cause death is lurking everywhere
God help us all

minerals...soft drinks
revise...instead of reverse
stood instead of stool

Icon79:
One of those quack English you can only hear from a Nigerian:

Cellphone = GSM
PC = IBM
Underwear = pants
Plastic bag = polythene bag
Cellphone = Handset (and btw, do y'all have a "leg-set" as well?)
... and I can go on and on


O pari

abegi
wen d app full playstore
we are back
i mean wayback in technology
fuc

all those hummer buses are accidented before import
panel beater will panel it
esp them hyundai
bus dah wud af expired long ago.
this must be excessive speeding and wreckless driving.
why not board all those dem luxurious buses dem
nawa o

boko haram don comot pistol stage
won ti di bazuka

dem don advance from boko to fulani herdsmen

fuc biches
bro
im on dat mayweather money shiiit
i'm on that rich forever money shit
imma be home smoking my s.k all day
fuc val shiiit
ive ran outta love

how much for crv grille new model..toks
how much for crv compressor 2008 model..tokz
how much for crv boot shelf..toks
how much tokunbo crv bonnet 2008 model
how much toks crv dvd player 2008
how much for condenser 2008
radiator cover..toks

scam

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