₦airaland Forum

bros na my bro buy am.
its not salvaged
or accidented.
naija bike men
useless dumb women have hit me so many times
dat am scared to do lil body work and resetting cause whoever hit me again.i go use my steering lock wey be like arrow stab d person hands.
imagine a lady hit me damaging my boot and bumper all in traffic and later came out to say it was my fault.
i was ready to beat her even her husband na army.i wud bear them all and abandon the motor
its a 2008, crv bought as tokunbo in 2013.
and we are in 2018.
i try sef.

EgunMogaji:
I continue to stand by my opinion.

Not all crashes result in salvaged title, especially 5 years ago.

ders no way to tell in a male if he is a virgin or not.
ugly looking cheap fake casual cloth niggi
go fuc yourself
u just a dumbo.
virgin my dic.
fool

at all.
its clean title
bought in 2013..its 5years old now

EgunMogaji:
Your vehicle has probably been in an accident before.

You’re paying the cost and f a cheaply repaired vehicle.

buhari wud die d way abacha did

can a camry use a ferrari engine.
neva
glo has been slow since 2010.
i use s8.
i did 1k sub to test.
it was a bit fast the first day
second day
on the third day
oh fuc.i started gettng 50kb/10kb....35kb...80k.
i connect vpn e no even move again
na 3kb..
i rststart phone.
abegi.i vex go sub for spectranet
no fit dey get panic abeg.
glo na shiiit network.
u nor fit use glo download movie of 1.8gig
e go download quite alright.once e don dey reach like 150mb d download go pause.network go vanish
afta network resume.download go resume.
but from start again.making u waste 150mb for nothing.
glo and nepa no diff abeg

i hear funny noises when im on a bad road.or climbing ujtarred road esp from the front tyres.
my fuel guage shows tank empty but i topped it qith 4000naira fuel.
the a/c compressor burnt afta 3months of usage
dis d second one im changing.

engine seater is broken
when i kick start it takes abt 6seconds before it picks which not supposed to be so.
door lock always returns back when i central lock it
remote does not open or lock again
i have to open it using the key
no engine issues
no gear issues.

its a 2008 crv
i think suspension is bad cause when i park its not always straight.its always like i park sideways.
af been to 4diff alignment shops including total
its always the same result afta some days later
im fed up.
mechanics have damaged everything.
epp me
so far af wasted close to 120k
both on tyres..ac..compressor..radiator.faulty guage filter replace..alignments.wheel balancing...is it a crime to drive crv
i need help

dnt burst wall to put a/c

i hate local scam

silverr:
These ppl are seasoned crooks. We were told it's grown men that were talking like an old woman and a little girl of 7yrs.

i spend 30k a month on wifi.fuel and feeding
i shud be the best wifi user
with a reward of 2m

who best graj student epp
abegi

catfish with pork meat wit cold goldberg only
last time i ate suya was 2017 sept
since i vomitted it

i neva go back to my vomit

im sure they used drone fake fly/bees /robot beez/flies to monitor his movements.
fear usa army

wat a shame

my client refused to pay 5000$
checked google and turned out to be a scam
i just lost 1.8m
im drinking away my loss
s.k now 8 wrap

homo

he shud be given headshot

who dey watch savage kingdom for discovery channel and aninal planet
see as lions dey attack buffalo
d ones i fear pass na im be hyeannas
dem be sure foot soldiers
dey threaten lions and co wen dem don spot free food.

id rather buy a foreign cat..male and female
i love them....if u wan buy dog
buy normal baby dog.
nor be all those wild dogs.

2years
fuc
r we in uk
e suppose be 50yrs

enuf arizona

naso g bpys take dey work o.
naso yahoo be
once u find maye
men d billing nor be small.
each stage
diff format
diff payments

den tmrw u go ser dat lexus for nairaland as neatly used
we all need to shine our eyes
fuckin flooded rx
auction local import loading

e fit be poor alignment
and terrible suspension
i haye sedans abeg

they deserve it.
wen they kill innocent persons always and brag about it.
as a police officer yur life is always in potential danger
they wont wear bullet proofs
they dont carry 9mm pistols.barettas..shotguns..
they walk freely with pride and i dont care attitude
wtf is 2019 gonna look like.
RIP to the fallen
fuc
these are ppls husbands..wives.brothers..sisters.breadwinners.
nobody rejoices over premature/untimely death.
God protect us all.

if who kill 2pac stil dey waka freely for yankee
talk more of a fucking european wey get funds
wen npf see bag of money.. 5m.. d case na station e go end.
he go travel go back him country.
but y kill d innocent gal .
i know naija women are useless.
if u give dem d whole world..dem go still fuc out
its like its a curse from d stomach..before naijs gals are born.
they are neva satisfied
im sure he must have seen chats..or pix or videos of someone fuckin her or somethin related to cheating.
those europeans nor dey use cheating play o.esp wen they love u from dia heart.u cheat them..they find out.mu under the same roof with them..u dead.
dis not the 1st time such is happening.
naija women are never satisfied
esp from ages 18-45yrs.
they want to fuc around
drive d latest range
go to mall and pose
i stay at banana island
dis dat.my rich uncles wife isbso rich.but she still fucs out esp dubai and yanke and has turned the mans head upside down.a wealthy man who is so stingy.
den frm thr one man wud start eyeing her..frm thr senators..bla bla bla.
d man night have felt used and fooled
its not easy to be heart broken by who u trust 100%
but neva take a life. why dont divorce her ad move along.
fuc
anger is of the devil

shame on sars
npf
and all security operatives.
wtf
they need to drop those rusty ak's
and form a naija swat team...NST whose sole responsibility is to kill all bank robbers wud resist arrest wit the use of advanced and deadly assault riffles.
naija leaders are fools sha.
nawa o

owners na one chance be this.
if una venture enter station. e don be .
just close eye go buy new car

wen robbers hear sound of advanced guns.
dem go flee

all these broke asses forming yankee under naija soil
what a damn shame.
most of these celebs are broke asses
they wear replica watches
and high quality GL for dia neck.
let sickness hold them now
na dia u go know say all na packaging.
abegi
ugly phyno with ugly beards

im broke
but fuc it
i still buy fuel
eat out
drink out
fuc out
hush na sure ritualist.
vewi certain

i wud neva marry a nigerian gal
they are all useless biches
wtf
see dia life
waiting for champ glass and yaking selfies
then wud come to naija to brag abt it.
if mike tyson could go broke
wtf is dis ugly niggi
no hating tho
but no sinner wud go unpunished

oba of benin shud place a curse

i rem how nairaland banned me
ppl insulted me.
i predicted the end.
hahahahahahaha.
mmm.
see greedy bastards prep for xmas
gbam.
on the 20th or so dec last 2yrs
mmm cast
see men
ppl go commit suicide
vewi certain

3 cars i fear on pub transport
picnic mini van
18 seater bus
sienna

them dey always wan tear speedometer
wtf

some curses n brain washing remains in africa.
wtf