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population according to spiritual magnet.

christ embassy.....youths...drop outz....100 to 300level campus noobs.... region....mostly east...

white garment... massive population...divorced wives...barren wives..lawyers... yahoo plus boiz....runs gals...
false prophets... basically the west

catholic......draws all in the east..old men..women.witches..wizards.middle aged men....children.evil persons ......

synagogue.....west..lagos.....foreigners..desperados.home and away.. all manner of evil persons.

all these agbero assasin with big belle
my fav assassin who is ruthless
jason statham
d oda guy wey resemble jason statham wey slim wiyh brown hair
and steven seagal

my speed from spectranet now
abegi
all wifi are using 2g and 3g
naija is a scam
nothing like 4g
na 2g ans 3g
confirmed from my location...spectranet is a 2g company

they shud make unlimited 10k with no data cap
im fed up if smile
spectranet
and d rest thieves

make unljmited with no data cap 10k
and watch me go to smile office
burn dia modem/wifi in they office
i aint smiling
if its still d same bogus data they offering then im out
in texas it is onky 30$ for unlimited data
buh here in naija no free wifi
no unlumited data
to hell with 4g

btw who can unlock spectranet modem/wifi in ibadan for 1k

broke ppl sell they naija used car

Ideagatesauto:
Poor man thinking

dey force yourself to speak phonetics
ugly gal

break up soon loading
banky carry dis bich on his shoulders
acting like its his first love
women will fuc out sure when the time comes
love too sweet at first u be like im neva gonna quit
couple of more months later
divorce wud be knocking at your door
mr banky mumu wey neva fall im love b4
ask mercy aigbe..ask tonto wey padlock her love

shiit happened to me wen ma bich was fuckin diff dic
i keep tellin pussy niggis fuc long dist relatnship
it aint worth dying for.
from lagos to warri
warri girls no see fuc as anything
live your life to the full
xo girls no dey lag
u nor see any gal in lag to friend and fuc
na okpo u go dey hype
warri bich for dat matter
u fuc up sha
for your mind u don dey dream say u go fuc her so hard.
sure u broke ass niggi been spending on dis bich
trynna impress a wild pusssy cat ..u nor reach
u not d only onw fuckin dis bich.
swallow your pride
burry your head in shame
cause your pussi na another mans lunch meat

i feed about 20birdz dailh
free food
left overs
they eat
shiit
fight
call dia selves wen they spot food
i do watch them at times

hope he doesnt go broke after 5months
Yoruba can like to show off

u dnt sound like who lost close to 415k
odd money
abegi
okpo dey form ajeh
not like u r a virgin o
bich

cars goo for it are as follows
nissan maxima sport edition
camry 2003 to 2007 se
bmw
amg
golf 2 sport edition

after sex
bich
we gonna shoot
put on only bra
u know niggis love it semi nude
nollywood Yoruba celebrities aint cashing out
movies aint selling like it should
i love dis okpo
bad gal shez so hood
back then in edge of paradise
dozie was always forming good.
u know dis bich wannabe madam rihana
bleached up her skin now looking like an unripe boiled banana

nepa caused it
just bought fuel 20ltrs
my gen go hear am

livebynite:
Chill the fück out yungin

Why you so stressed ? Yeah the nīgga is as fake as my ex's hair and skin tone but you don't have to stress bout it

naija is a full scam
fuc
everything abt it is a Huge Scam

wtf is dis niggi talking to on instagram n twitter.
wtf
niggi stfu
and take that shiit away men
grow the fuc up young niggi
or u dey bleach
fake ass niggi

i wan storm in filling station.
if i see say them no wan sell for jericans.
no problem.
i will dump my torchlight close to the nozzle.
walk some few meters away.
buy beer and keep dailing thebnokia phone nos wit my other phone
and booom
easy does it.
ive remotely ran suya booommm

im frustrated for 3days no light
i run go a nearby cyber cafe to plug
they bill me 1k saying laptop not allowed i must buy wifi time.i vex put am back for bag enter house.
d soup my bich cooked for me
now don dey do like say e ean spoil
coupled with stew.
my big gen needs servicing of 3k..
nepa bill of 29k driving me crazy
nepa only gVe me light for 3hours wich ws from 9 to 12am.
now i have to go to the atm to withdraw.buy some fuel in car and jertican just to power my gen.
strangely compressor suddenly burns afta 4months
forcing me to wind down my glass
something i hate to do when im tinted in AC
ac man bills me 100k
i say for wetin
he say he wikl buy condenser.compressor.change valve.flush pipes..someting of 60k..his greed wont let him use better phone he billed me 100k. wanting to make cool cash of 40k.
see naija isay full frustrated country.
i have big ac at home that can cover close to 18ft even powered with stab
but yet our current has suddenly become 1hp
forcing me to disconnect my 2hp split
i just thank God i got no High BP.

lost 250k yesterday
zo sad

who is afta me

how can i shop om aliexpress.
amazon is cheap buh naija guy wan use bogus billing price kill me.
pls how can i pay on aliexpress pls.
it keeps rejecting my uba card
and gtb

can uba debit card work

me i dont giv a shiiit
naija biches neva gonna make me rich
im done giving her money like shez ma bank to keep my safe.hmmm
runs gals all round the place
it makes me sick
i look at a rich dick sucka like lunch meat
i never trust ma ho's one bit
cause.they not moving ma way.
i take my own pills
i pay up my own bills
i'm gangstar now..got no chills
easy going niggi hated by much cause i keep it real.
ma niggi fuc dat bich and jump outta front seat
u shuldnt be begging .what is yours is yours
ma niggi.u aint cheap
its hard to find a clean good gal
all good gals gone bad and now r fully into runs so deep.
pusi milage be like 1mil
fuc

accidented 07 camry from califonia
how much to ship and clear alltogether to lagos nigeria.

whats the solution bro

Boland:
Brother, I know of a solution to all these, took me years to discover this golden ball (truth), I believe it will help you, brother.

same shiit im passin tru
i dont think love is meant for me
my phone nor ring at all today
all the times and efforts i used in calling useles girls and showing few some support
today just opened my eyes men
im not loving any bich no more
fuc all u broke ass biches
fake ass biches
stupid ass biches
naija is filled wifh 95% runs girls
i called my new bich today
she ddnt pick or call bac
but i sent her 9k just 2days ago.
shez def wit another guy
nothing to be worried about
im on that get rich forever moneyshiiit
got nothing to be worried about
love aint in ma heart
naija girls are biches fuckin diff dics apart

onine love
did thid shitt wayback 2011. travelled all d way to calabar from abj jus cause d bich was dying for me
after 4days i got tired of d fuckin and ran away

abegi
make up
and enuf filtering and editing
bleaching
see plantain fingers
wake up tomorrow morning
u go run
make up in 3D been distracting and deceiving men since way back

do u warch survivor on dstv
dah shite guy dat climbs treez
mountains
in the wild
eat maggots
raw fish
and other shitz
is he dead
no.
abegi.
we too dey form soft
d super market do u know what they themselves place on it.
men if fly climb am o
water touch am o
we nor fit die
we are nigerians
our blood too thick
id rather drink pure satchet water than bottled water

wen u touch am e still hot
u fit chop am finish
bread is sweet when its freshly hot.

so na nairaland u come dey talk many talk.
afin
abegi
china nor be caucasian o

ketu alakpere yay
alakpere
hey wo
ai.
alakpere
anyone wey miss him step
wud be in dat shiitholle infested shiiit water
plus if your phones are water proof
u miss a step.
e nor go ever come on again
once it drops into dat stinkin shiiit ass infested shiithole yucky disgusting black sea drainage water shiiit

tru out today no light
car fuel guage

on yellow..reserve tank
gen died last nite by 11pm..reason ..fuel got exhausted
laptop battery saved my phones from dying since 6am.
now laptop battery..20..percent
phone 6 percent.

the devil hates me today.

no light since yesterday 5pm
Fuc val abeg
im pissed off.
to make it worse my tenant has been rumning her gen since 5pm.
i must swallow my pride and go charge for dia

if filin station no wan sell fuel
men im lighting up
suicide matchesion.
boom
and d rest are suya

i've ran outta love
dont gif a fuc bout tmrw
bich
ive got nothing u can borrow