₦airaland Forum

fuc all of these shiits men

another da grin
female accra version.
daz y iz bad to travel at night
poor night vision and wreckless driving

south african coti na pistols.magnums...barettas dem.
dem nor dey carry old ak 47...
na 9mm tins
come add supressor join am
na clean headshots.
just as u saw on the robbers tophead
clean headshots.

cant wa8 to cum on d bich's face
bich

borrow pose life
renting a car and using it to snap pics
whike holding shopping bags with gucci belt ...100$
gucci slippers..50$.
gucci jeans 90$.
then uploads it and says he is rich
fuc
im bigger than these fake it till u make it typa niggiz

normally wen u see such
get a trained sniper
or lay ambush
no
na too dey shoot ak with no aims
wen u see wetin pass u
u nor go run for your life
men fuc
too graphic

scam
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same handwriting
u dull
u wikl neva makr it
poor bastard
if u like create 5000accts
with the same handwriting
u still will neva pick

mattrudy19:
Make your time meaningful because time is Currency.Call or whatsApp

thank God i drink pure water
tho at times i cook with well water
but fuc
God help us.

if this is the hell fire they have been talking about
then we already in it.
Nigeria is Hell fire.
im tires of saying naija for life
i must travel abroad

86cars
dem prado dem 2018 model dem
hilux them
lexus dem
mercedes dem

we are cursed for life
God is never coming to Nigeria
never

africa too like jazz and rituals sha
yet u did not drive range rove
still broke
still empty

im not buying no car till i am made
i must leave naija soonest

why
when they produce shiiit movies
dumb movies
if india is already making hollywood standard horror movies.
we are still battling with king and queen movies
useless movie titles
abegi

i hate camp gas.
pls buy a seperate 4 head cooker
buy 12.5kg cylinder
seperate it from the building.
use a hose
burner inside
cylinder outside.
or better still place phone off before anything

buhari is coming second term
whether donald trump or d north korean devil president likes it or not.
abegi

digital dash

me69:
The dashboard is ugly. They just fixed a large tablet on the dashboard

who does mistaken identity in naija
abegi
stop telling lies.
she dey fuc married man
na d wife cast am.
wen u toast them
dem go say u nor dey dia level
na married men be dia level
but women heartless sha
acid
not even pepperspray

d camera man shut up
fool.
when they were closer to u.
u quiet.
u nor shout
u nor fit gather rock
stone d officer wey wear blue
but u go dey hide for corner
na afta dem don dey like 50metres away from u
na dia u come dey raise your voice
dey shout
fuckin coward
mumu
typical mentality of a nigerian

flogging a dead horse.

yet naija
no development
no jobs
no light
no water
nothing works
no good roads
no good leadership
no hope
u return money back to a corrupt agency
then d fools in edcc will share it amongst d top boss them...dirty job.
useless shithole
since time immemorial
all monies recovered by anti graft agency
of what benefit has it been to the economy.
till all dirty and corrupt leaders are killed and dead ..all corrupt agencies go defunct we aint moving forward.
efcc my dic

taking heroin with no pains
naija coti been shooting ak's with no aims
all these ugly bleached bich
pub toilet piece of shiit
no bullet proof jackets
bullet proof shield glass
nothing

naso o.
but na mostly taxi dey horn like mumu
and dem micra dem
u need to horn cause d mumu wey dey your right fit no check him side mirror
next time u go bash am for road
den ejo sir
ejo sir
naso so beg.
in naija u need to press horn constantly
cause mad ppl are on d road
dull ppl as pedestrians
impatient okada riders who will rathee stay at middle of road
then awon ear piece rubber slippers guys
them go loud dia earpiece and wont walk against traffic.
naso u go crush them from back.
seen enuf dah died dat way

i like such girls
they we have 50k and br spreading like who has 50m
bich

niggi got no job for sale
fuc a bich get more money niggi
broke niggis go burn
in hell

since don wany was killed n family wiped off
everyones surrendering

abegi
only in naija
we u see Bail is free.

only in naija wee u see dem mama dem selling cigarettes and beer and still stamp no smoking here.
only in naija wee u see them write 419 emails are not allowed in this cafe..but d cafe na den for street boiz.

so wtf is an hotel set up for.
to preach the gospel abi.

in nigeria
only wen u drive a car of 10m u are veru rich
once u own an iphone..u r rich
once u bleach and become robust and fat
it means u r making it
fuc off bich

in rihanaz voice.
s.o.s
state of statues

auction export sighted.
bumper colour to body
shows its accidented

abegi

dats all we see on nairaland.
one said she fuckd 2face wayback
now this says snatched bf
nawa o.
God i must marry an australian
yankee women to dey hide gun

delishpot:
Jiri nwayo... O'tin binu Ju

bich gpt nothing like real value
shez a pussy.
fake hair
fake eyelashes.
nothing spectacular
brought a bich up 2d city from hood ajeg
now she brags
calls me razz
lives on the island
ungrateful bich
drives a g wags..range roves...
feeling fresh
bich last last
na ritualists go end am
make a post after your death
nobody go send am
ladiez got nothin to offer than pusi
slay queens always proud of the shame they creating
den inay couple of months anoda hood bich says changed from her bad wayz.
shez given her life to christ
so she need to put on some old ragged clothes
bich u a ho
and a ho isay bich

i just saw a bich's profile
she said she is a God fearing lady..
one of those illeterate afonjas biches.

and all pixs are xo fuckin contrasting
wtf
bich
she dey happy say me go message am.
naah bich
i dont talk to biches
local okpo
u sef wan copy wizkid
poor bich