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his predecessor fashola
claimed he spent 700m to upgrade d website of lagos
govt..bullshiiittt

nawa o

where are all those prophets of doom when u need them.

front part..na v boot engine and bonet
back na copy cat do it your self no royce

edo state..benin city
a civil servant town
so basically 60percent are on private biz
30 percent are lazy..jobless..cultists..robbers..okpos...etc
10 percent are aged .
so wtf
dis crowd sef nor reach.

rich man can fit him.
even if he is poor
he go still be the richest of d poorest..lol
if hez poor
he go be elder
rich..a king
richly evil...a ritualist

i still prefer chiwetalu agu.
he is always evil in movies

are u in ibadan

af bought two compressors
they all burnt
says i have to flush out every
buy new compressor.condenser
change valve
cause during afternoon it does not cool
it eventually pack up a month ago

i cant sven buy car again
afta checkin vin of 6 cars in ibadan
5 are non drivable and flooded..but they have been panel beated and say toks toks..abegi
men na to either buy naija used grade a
or i no buy again.

is this a room and parlour
cause na 46 inches wit tv stand suppose dey dia
abegi.dis na self con jor

2019
baba for the cam
2019 elections
gonnabe bloody

na dis kind owo dem dey call block
wire wire
see funds
in olu maintains voice.
aleh
aleh
aleluyah
maye
mayay

wtf is our business wit dat
nairaland wtf
are we based in ghana
wtf
bullshit

we all kbow wbat happens wen d stadium gets abandoned.
it wud become a hideout for criminals
a place for sale of hard drugs
bar n shepe joint

one bich af ova fuckd hardly calls me
last she called was jan 2.sinxe den if she call i no bother pick again sef.she got nothing to offer than pussy..comes empty handed . y is it dat girls like demanding money after u have startd fuckin themm.
like baby pls snd me something.
dah one u can understand maybe ahes broke.
u fit send am 6k
but d one dah says she wants to buy latest jewelry
wanta to change her phone
dis..hair..o bobs
just run...dah one don turn u to mah what.
i said she don turn to mad
maye

baba read d story well na
haba

piagetskinner:
you are addressed the way you are dressed
..


sorry to say but you guys don't look responsible..no wonder cult boys want you to join them...


imagine you had a clean cut..no cultist will even notice you

i can imagine how soldiers must have played the leader of d cult group.
all these warri miscrants
come to okere
nazo so mouth
most of them are useless.
imagine d coward on white tshirt
went and mobilized 24 more cowards to beat up and obtain a jew.
nawa o

not per say dah ai feed them a must o
but i stopped throwing foodstuff into the bin as it quickly attracts maggots
so its better i throw it to the backyard where all manner of birds base as dia feeding point
infct i recently noticed dah d new recruit they brought last october which was looking dirty and skinny
has added weight and clean up
they must be praying and thanking me always
esp house birds..pigeons

Humility017:
you're trying...me look at every bird through the eyes of chicken...
especially big birds like pigeon and guinea fowl...left to me...I won't mind go hunting after them...
that guinea fowl is the best meat for egusi soup...

daz u i neva carry woman matter put for head
yur gal go fuc tire as u don be suicide boss

i feed about 30birds daily
they alwsys come to scope if af throen food to the ground.
i spotted a grass cutter d other day battling with bread and bone i threw to the backyard

u r a pained fellow
geh d fuc off
u hopeless broke bastard
fear go let u come out
u jus created your acct sef
all u 100 naira data sub
fuc off
go bug someone else
not me
u cant afford my btc
so u are pained
u hopeless fool with no proofs
frustrated afonja bastard

Goldaccumulator:
Shut up there scammer, I should link u to people wey u scam? Wow, I no sabi say u stupid like this, how u carry even scam those guys sef? I swear you will die before April

9mm pistol
with ak 47bullets
nawa o
npf sha

kindly link me up to the ppl have scammed.
if u r bold enough meet me in the court of law
the accident that will kill u.
your head go cut comot from d body
how dare u accuse me falsely.

Goldaccumulator:
Avoid this scumbag. Don't pay him till he sends coins

who go fuc out
go fuc out

hustle and jonhsons family already becoming a boring series

u sha dnt get tired
u don go create another account again
for 5yrs
its been d same
no hope
no level
u neva still blow
u jus dey waste your time

colomi1:
is all about records, and i have it check through and call or whatsapp below if interested, i dont tlak too much.

all those humer buses wey be say na turbo be dia name
d last time i wantrd to make a u turn
forgot a trailer wss behind me on express
fuc
i stepped the gas.
speedometer jumped to 50mph
men naso d trailer brush my traficator buh e no break
fuc
if not id have been crushed
not paying attention.
if i wan overtake
no be lorry o.
give lorry and tipper dia space
abeg

they wee advanced to use bow and arrow
and pump actions
it should be
killed at sight if u r serious

the hell fire they been talking about
we dey see am for naija everyday
wtf

no sudden operation wipe out fulani
no operation fulani dance
abegi

vote for buhari
at owners risk

suddenly boko haram have become quiet
its now fulani herdsmen

d thing dey be like prison break for my eye
jonaz time was so so boko haram
now bubus time..boko haram don tire
na fulani herdsmen ti take ova

why must everyone gather to see a semi naked woman
jus make one gal open yansh for road
everyone go gather
dey look.
perverts

dahs why they call them maye
at times
im like fuc
what wud af the world been without the whites
fuc
boring.
in africa
it will be hot shiithoole
cause we for no see laptop.tv..phone.car.cloth.mirror..we for jus dey wear banaa leaves as tshirt
dey ride cow like car

really
my nairaland profile has been officially cloned

Goldaccumulator:
I don hear, the screen shot explains it better

bich shut d hell up
nobody wants yur sorry asss
bich sit d fuc down