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Foreign AffairsRe: Melania Trump Doesn't Wear Headscarf In Saudi Arabia — And It's Not An Insult by RealHaute: 1:39pm On May 20, 2017
pocohantas the action lady. I bet you can also sport your hairdo without a scarf in Saudi Arabia. Na cane your go chop tire. tongue
EventsRe: Wedding Of Igbo Man In Malaysia To A Muslim Woman (Photos) by RealHaute: 12:59pm On May 20, 2017
pocohantas:
Such a simple occasion. They look good together.
The wife is beautiful and young, unlike this one.
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She should remain there with him o. If she come back here,na to dey find who go pound akpu morning and afternoon, then jump on his potbelly at night.
Aunty pocohantas. You're something else. Smh!
Christianity EtcRe: Dele Momodu Writes T.B Joshua An Open Letter by RealHaute: 12:55pm On May 20, 2017
Shortyy:
I can bet on my left boob that all the people that commented above didn't read the post.
Oya bet.
EventsRe: Princess Teju And Prince Ifedapo Oyegunle's Royal Wedding Photos by RealHaute: 1:24am On May 20, 2017
Raine80:
Let them come ..I am ready
That's the spirit. Fight! Fight!! Fight!!! grin
EventsRe: Princess Teju And Prince Ifedapo Oyegunle's Royal Wedding Photos by RealHaute: 10:43pm On May 19, 2017
Raine80:
For 5 Naira a day your donation can help feed Princess Teju.... donate now
Raine80 is definitely up to no good here. They are coming for you. And I'm not talking about the vaseline crew.
CrimeRe: Ghanaian Bar Owner Cleaning Glasses With Her Saliva Caught On Camera (Video) by RealHaute: 10:39pm On May 19, 2017
preccy69:
c dem,u canno drink from d glass but u can suck pussy
So that's why you have 69 in your handle? Wehdone ma!
Music/RadioRe: Faze - "Perfect Woman" (Video) by RealHaute: 8:43pm On May 19, 2017
Shortyy:
Finally Faze is back
Finally you don change DP
PoliticsRe: Anne-Marie Imafidon Awarded By Queen Elizabeth Arrives Royal Palace With Her Dad by RealHaute: 8:41pm On May 19, 2017
Meanwhile...slayqueens are slaying their desti.......
PoliticsRe: Ayiri Emami Relaxes On His Bentley Car In His Warri Mansion. Photos by RealHaute: 7:56pm On May 19, 2017
Real or replica?
CelebritiesRe: Skales Releases "The Never Say Never Guy" Album Cover And Tracklist by RealHaute: 7:53pm On May 19, 2017
Which kind album title be that?
FamilyRe: Man Forges Wife’s Landed Documents, Sells Her 2-storey Building In Lagos by RealHaute: 7:38pm On May 19, 2017
Great news! Scientists have just created a plate that can prepare any food you want in 5 seconds. All you have to do is say the type of food you want and put a drop of water on the plate. If you want this new innovation, raise up your right hand. Oya slowly bring down your arm to level of your neck. Now stretch out your arm and slap yourself. You are very stupid! angry

Better go and collect branded wheelbarrow and go to farm. Don't forget to post snake pictures if you encounter them. And if you get bitten and die, email the snake picture to Lala from heaven. No go hell o.
CelebritiesRe: Robbers Break Into Dencia's Car In L.A, Cart Away Properties Worth 28million by RealHaute: 6:22pm On May 19, 2017
angeltolly:
Is her house also inside that car? $90k worth valuables in someone's car?
Chuku chuku chuku chuku chuku! Don't mind me. I'm just laughing.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid To Do Free Shows In Uganda. See Details by RealHaute: 6:12pm On May 19, 2017
StephDamielola:
Yes if only you will be on the pitch and not benched.... cheesy
And what do you know about the pitch? Arsenal is a volleyball team, right?
CultureRe: Throwback: The Most Bizarre Nigerian Freaky Myths Children Ever Heard (funny) by RealHaute: 6:08pm On May 19, 2017
Indeed. By the way, Folakemigeh usually pronounces indeed as Ndidi. Smh for that girl.
EducationRe: Twitter User Appreciates Her Security Guard Father During Her Graduation by RealHaute: 6:00pm On May 19, 2017
What's she wearing?
CrimeRe: Man Beats Another Man’s Wife To Stupor, Blinds One Of Her Eyes (Photos) by RealHaute: 5:59pm On May 19, 2017
I just pity man wey go beat pocohantas if the man no beat am well. lipsrsealed

Na play o.
RomanceRe: This Lady Has Been Wearing Her Pants For 6 Days And Thinks It's Cool by RealHaute: 11:37am On May 19, 2017
Hmmmmm!!! What's that smell?! angry angry angry
CelebritiesRe: Bisola Reunites With Iyanya; Signs New Management Deal (Photos) by RealHaute: 11:28am On May 19, 2017
ModusOperandi:
Ehen?

Who died and made you Greenseer, that you suddenly know who can/can't succeed?
Don't you watch most likely to succeed on Discovery Family? Smh!
Car TalkRe: Would You Buy This Maybach Smart Fortwo? (photos) by RealHaute: 10:18am On May 19, 2017
Yes. I will buy it for Folakemigeh .But not before installing a remote-controlled driving system in the car. Anytime she tries to go out in it, she'll find herself at my place. tongue

I will also buy it for pocohantas so she can have cramp from bending her legs all the time. But wait o....what if pocohantas is a dwarf? cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Efe's Thanksgiving Service In Jos by RealHaute: 8:45am On May 19, 2017
ModusOperandi:
Why was he given a rope? In case music doesn't work? lipsrsealed
Why evils! shocked grin
EducationRe: JAMB 2017: Oloyede Made Everyone Look Brilliant by RealHaute: 7:54am On May 19, 2017
Oloyede my Ex-VC is a great man.
RomanceRe: "This Is The Most Handsome Man In The World" - Social Media Users (Photos) by RealHaute: 11:15pm On May 18, 2017
Safiaa:
Theres better looking darkskin men out there. Too feminine for me.
Hmm...we are very surprised. Madam choosy. tongue
RomanceRe: Couple Take Their Pre-wedding Photos To The Pharmacy by RealHaute: 9:15pm On May 18, 2017
Raine80 ...what's that pronunciation again, run-ay? Well read my lips....and my eyes, then try to make deductions. shocked
Stop looking confused. I'm the green guy staring you in the eye. grin
RomanceRe: Romance: 33yrs Old Married Woman Caught Giving "Mouth Action" To A 15 Year Old Boy by RealHaute: 5:25pm On May 16, 2017
Pocohantas ...tell your people to stop consuming underage prick. tongue
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid To Do Free Shows In Uganda. See Details by RealHaute: 12:59pm On May 16, 2017
StephDamielola:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

And 2 new Baby Mamas cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
You wanna join the league? undecided
Music/RadioRe: Princess Vitarah: "I Want 20 Inches Dick" (Video) by RealHaute: 12:52pm On May 16, 2017
So Safiaa is Princess Vitarah? shocked grin
CrimeRe: Kwara State University Student Was Beaten For Slapping A Guy - Eyewitnesses by RealHaute: 10:18am On May 16, 2017
They've stopped pocohantas ' party with this topic. grin tongue
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Reveals How She Met Her Husband In London 11 Years Ago. Photos by RealHaute: 10:33pm On May 15, 2017
pocohantas:
I wish them the best. He has seen her at her worst...
This is all it takes to hold down a good woman, Love and Support.

Sadly, some of my Nigerian brothers think it's all about money and sex. When they chop their money finish, they'll na come online and be opening 20 threads in 2 seconds grin

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I pray for this generation of slaykings, awon prick administrators and waist benders...may their minds grow, so that their dicks can make better decisions. Amen smiley

Sisters, when you meet that good man, cherish him. We don't want a situation where to see a good man would be like solar eclipse. grin
Blah! Blah!! And more blah!!! undecided
Music/RadioRe: Kiss Daniel Releases 'Sofa' (Audio) by RealHaute: 9:08pm On May 15, 2017
Billyonaire:
Youtubing it at the moment. I like the pitch. C-Minor all the way.

Beautiful Piece!
huh
You mean the key.
CultureRe: Excited Masquerade Poses With Catholic Priest After Meeting Him On The Road.PICS by RealHaute: 9:04pm On May 15, 2017
I'm sure the masquerade's costume stinks. I have found the perfect punishment for pocohantas : hug smelly masquerade 7 times daily. tongue

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