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So the man also resurrect the dead? Now he come detect 10naira note hidden in the soil,come add small convincing back up story to take garnish the 10naira note discovery scam. Bravo!

Upon all the powers you and your fellow pastor mates way una dey show to get for this country,Boko Haram still dey kill people about since 2009. D way I take see una finish eh.

My deep gratitude goes out to the galant soldiers both young and old that have lost their lives in this Boko Haram war.I say thank you,for you guys are my personal Jesus you guys actually died for me so I can live.Rest in peace

Dem nor dey hear,

Marriage is about two people who are so much in love and have decided to be and live together for the rest of their lives. Relations nor join d live together forever.

As young couples it's highly advisable to stay alone without anyone or relatives for years. Some couples keep saying he is my brother,my sister,my father,my mum. There are different issues that comes up if people stay with you ,namely sexual temptations,interference in your minor marital issues,fathers and mothers may find fault with especially your wife lifestyle like dressing,cooking,house chores e.t.c

Young couples should learn how to live,love,quarrel and settle their differences by themselves alone. It actually helps you guys work out your winning formula for a better long lasting marriage.

The guy was just too stupidly confident.He has been doing it before and has always got away with it.Lesson learnt, all girls are not thesame. The fact that you have succeded in doing this and other things to sleep with different women in the past doesn't mean it's always going to be a sure thing for you. Hand don meet am.

It looks like an overloaded car lifted up by a car jack

Oh boy ! The stones are plenty.

This is not them say. I have an uncle I crave so much to have a child.Funny thing is he is a pastor who likes Faith A LOT! For up to 28 years now nothing.Christians celebrate miracles selectively and forget about the ones that never get even when they are more holy.He loves his wife a lot and I respect him for that.His wife is the best deal a man can get as a wife.Now why should Ese-Walter-dating pastor get one and my uncle doesn't get?



You guys say God gives children, why should God give a child to Boko haram Leader, Shekau and not give one to my uncle?

Why should God give a married woman that is cheating on her husband a child?

Why should God give a girl that has being violently raped a child?
Why should God give a child to a girl friend and a boyfriend that is fornicating? Fornication that he hates?

I don't know why some people keep disturbing people about marriage.It's their lives let them live it as they wish afterall they didn't borrow it from you.They keep pushing them into loveless marriages.So one is sub-human if he or she isn't married? Shallow reasoning and they keep quoting their Bible as if it is the law of the the federal republic of Nigeria.The last time I checked, it is not against the law to be single.You are okay with a reverend father or Nun staying unmarried but you are not okay if Rita Dominic isn't?

Even the story that guy quoted above of how they took one bone out of Adam to create Eve is senseless and laughable.For example, it wasn't mentioned that the taken rib was replaced in Adam, so where is the empty space in our rib cage where the bone was taken?

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The problem I have with you guys is that na poor people like you una wan swindle.Our politicians and leaders wey make us dey struggle and suffer so ,una never find wey to do dem 419 . Morons!

Africans are too docile that's while someone as old as Mugabe can still rule in Africa.

I have never seen people as incurably inconsiderate as Nigerian lawmakers. It's always about their selfish wants and desires.They always threaten to dump the party if their desires are not met.Political migrants,I nor blame una if to say we come dey beat una for sitting like dem do for Venezuela una for don dey behave una selves.

You are a hardworking,talented,gorgeous young woman.Carry go

Yemi nor mind dem you set nor be small.Full African man desired specs,and by the way your beauty soothes aching eyes. If I was your man u will be mine dinner everyday I beg
.Stay beautiful.

So sad rest in peace madam.

I am happy for him e nor easy to get brain. Na my tribeman.

SmartMugu:
7 masters degrees, yet he's poorer than Bill Gates, Zuckerberg, Otedola, Dangote etc that probably have one masters degree or not even a Bachelors.
Dem dey follow this one from him village.
Na drone we go chop? Abeg, na money matter no be degree.
Ok, u don get 7 Masters degrees, what next? Wake me up when e reach 100 Masters degrees. If after all that, ure not a billionaire in $$$, then shut up, u just wasted your whole life going to school.

Sometimes we nor suppose dey talk pass some margin.So you dey say school nor good na? The Dangote, Bill Gate ,Zuckerberg nor be people wey nor get money rich dem make dem dey alive? Abi nor be doctors wey dem get money pass dey treat dem when dem sick.Even the drugs wey doctor dey use treat dem nor be Pharmacist wey nor get money rich dem do the drugs? Nor be Mechanical Engineer do their cars wey dem dey drive? Their phones unkor?

Money is good but we all are very important to each other.That is the balance in human society.Make we nor dey criticize person wey wan improve on himself or herself for wetin dem like to do.Besides I know he isn't broke.Nor be moi moi to school abroad

IKC10:
Dear Realist1, there is no assuming anything that Jesus Christ is the creator of the universe. The bible holds it very clearly, and there is not even an iota of assumption anywhere in it. I am putting up a post soon that will clear the confusion off every atheist. If you go with The Big Bang Theory thing, then you can be sure you are following the most illogical thing in the world. I am happy that you are science-inclined, fine, but do yourself the favour of making a research work of the organization of the things that exist today and tell me how that came to be by just a big bang. How did the big bang create the marks on your palm, which is definitely different from mine and anyone else's? Huh? Tell me? Please, you are educated, I wouldn't want you to think like one who isn't. The "Big Bang Theory" is seriously misleading!

My friend I know we are not going to be able convince or win each other to each other's side.All I can say is I have been a christian all my life shutting down my reasoning all these years but I couldn't anymore when the errors became too much. I can do without and live fine without Christianity ,but my life will be a living hell without science and what it brings. Heck check what we use to communicate now Smart phone and internet, great thinking.Do have a nice day .

IKC10:
Why talk like this, friend? Did you just come to be? What is your theory of creation? Let me know

We are still trying to know and understand how we came to be,atleast that is honest enough.Believing stories hook line and sinker of what some uneducated and probably hallucinating men cooked up centuries ago is no longer holding up. Man got this far by proper reasoning and always finding out why are things what they are.

Finally in terms of creation I go with science's Big bang theory their explanation is logical enough atleast.Science so far has made my life better and kept me alive or else na common malaria for kill me. Do you know diseases was once believed to be caused by evil spirits? However we now know diseases are caused by micro-organisms.Thanks to to a common inquisitive man,a Dutch cloth material seller,Antony van Leeuwenhoek who in 1674 discovered the microbial world, I for still dey bind Malaria now although some people still do.He was the first man that discovered microbes with just a simple magnifying lens.
Freeing the mind from mental slavery is really a difficult thing it's even more difficult if one wasn't a science student.It becomes more difficult to visualise scientific explanation and arguments but if you open your mind to proper reasoning it's not hard to pick holes in an argument

Good stuff,exactly what I tell my cousin. I tell him the God of the bible can't create the universe I know .The universe is bigger than any God to create . More so the universe is too dangerous and unsafe for an omnipotent,omniscient and perfect God to create something like that.

They praise him for a universe so perfect he made for us, whereas everything in the universe is going to be destroyed eventually.EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE AND ON EARTH IS TRYING TO KILL US ! Is it the harmful sun rays, Asteroid/meteors that bombard earth and fly by earth every now and then,the fluctuating extreme temperature of space that astronauts face,the explosions of nearby stars including our sun that wipes out anything around them(Gamma ray burst) which our planet might face one day, collision of galaxies,rogue neutron stars that are just flying through space destroying everything on it's path,black holes sucking in everything around them.

Even on earth, Tornadoes, earthquake,volcanic eruptions,landslides,Tsunami,Lightning,diseases,even the humans kill themselves through terrorism,assassination e.t.c Most importantly even our body system fail also,Kidney failure,heart failure, etc. Sometimes our own previously normal body cells turn against us ,cancer. Unless perfection has a new meaning would I believe this is perfect

I just discovered this page today.Bros Acunon ,my LG LED 42 inches Model LN5700 Smart Tv screen got broken.My back light died so on the process of taking for replacement the screen got broken.

Please how much is the screen? How much is charged to replace the screen (workmanship) Make I know how to dey prepare.Then I hope a new screen comes with its own backlight?Thanks

I sensed it that there is a secret reconciliation going on between Saraki and the APC ogas.Just watch much won't be said by the APC ogas.We are just pawns in their game of deceit.I see as Saraki come dey pass bill upon bill, he is now loyal hence this is the reward for his Loyalty.

How many count charge did they just wipe out before us now 17 abi 18? Well it is obvious only we the citizens can liberate ourselves from this hardship. We are the change we have been waiting for.So if we don't go about actualizing our dreams for this nation by ourselves,obviously we will wait forever. How do one expect a job that can only be done by yourself to be done ,when you don't get up to do it.The job will remain there forever.

I think the lady is related to the boy.Then as for my belief in the whole miracle shenanigan count me out.

Why is there no wedding ring on both the woman's hands and on the man's hand? They could just be in a normal relationship.

That ass is rude and mean. That is what I call a roadsafety-officer-harassment-worthy-ass.
As she dey waka for road na so road safety officer go shout park! Park! oh oh sorry ma I think say you be an oncoming car wey carry serious overload.You can go madam.

O boy dat money big na, for dis one wey suffer grip and squeeze cloth for people neck dey shake leg join so.Like Ashawo wey dem nor pay

In short as we just dey agree on nam I go don dey clean body with towel, I don finish tey tey,soft work. Bonus, I go repeat am for CNN.

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I hope you are not a kid.Read that write up above.I don't use any drug for sex.The best treatment for Premature Ejaculation (P.E) is to train your mind and body.Don't focus on the sweet sensation you are getting that much during sex.Instead while doing it distract your mind,think about a problem you have, or someone who owes you money and doesn't want to pay,or recite silently in your mind the multiplication table from bottom up 9x12=108,9x11=99,9X10=90,9x9=81 if you get to 1 start 8 timetable and so on, before you know it u don tey untop .Even deep slow breaths while doing it can make you stay longer it's hard to do but it works,we often breath faster while doing it. Relaxing the stomach muscles also works ,the stomach is always tightened why we are at it.

Even the masturbation you do , you can use it to train yourself.Note I'm not against masturbation.I was born free, I live free now,irreligously.I only obey the law of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. During masturbation time yourself,you can watch the clock while doing it and say I don't want to come in the next 10mins after you are good at lasting to 10mins increase it to15mins, then 20mins,then 30mins and so on.Moreso masturbation itself help you stay longer.Firstly, the harder friction of your hand on your thing makes you able to stay longer when you now get down to the softer wetter friction of the girl's thing.Secondly, if you are the one that masturbates often, you continously empty the semen in your testicle and prostrate fluid along with it regularly.So most of the time you have a little semen left to ejaculate.It then takes more time for you to get the semen out during sex or further masturbation, this translates to longer time during sex with a girl.This second reason is the secret of most guys staying power.
There are lots of ways to improve your staying power naturally.So Google it.

As for drugs do you really need it ? No.However remember to it take 50mg 2-12 hours before sex.If the 2-12hrs before sex does not work then you start taking it daily,50mg daily.This is the part that scares me most.If you have any medical issues they mentioned there don't take it.The brand name is Anafranil why the substance they use to do it is Clomipramine .

Guy why didn't you hide the Identity of one of the girls.They can be traced.You bleeped up abeg,besides na only you girls don fight over?

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It's very painful that there are people you admire and are attracted to in life ,but you don't ever ever get the chance to date them through out your lifetime.Life is unfair sometimes.

By the way Yemi you fine nor be small, premium package,full option.







I dey like fine women I nor go lie.

Headmistress:
Sir....... This is me. :PSir....... This is me.

Headmistress in this case means she knows how to suck the joystick.Except that's what yours also means.

It's not only the face that concludes if someone is beautiful these days, the body plays a role as well.Then personality,intelligence,humour,talent e.t.c She is okay facially but she has a banging body, boobs,hips and all.That is why I will pick a Mercy Johnson before her getting married to a Genevieve at thesame point.The whole package matters not only face.

A woman that is sexy and brings about restlessness to the Joystick is the winner.

When I first saw it on yahoo news two days ago I was flabbergasted! Striking resemblance it is.
What's more, it looks like he has height in short supply as well.

Reza is by your left while Messi is at the right @ the image below

Of course one has to be a certified mor.on to disbelieve the Chibok Girl's abduction and say it's a hoax.Some people don't know when to separate hatred from admitting the truth.I don't like arguing with such people who are obviously proudly stupid.