Romance › Re: How Activities Of Unknown Gunmen Caused Me To Sleep With A Girl On First Date. by RedCentaur(m): 8:45am On Feb 26, 2022 |
Dozzywest: Hello Nairalanders, I have been a strong opponent of the activities of unknown gunmen since they are now causing restlessness and insecurities everywhere, especially in Anambra State.
I recently met one beautiful undergraduate in one of the polytechnics in Anambra State from social media and we struck friendship through chatting and all that. Now yesterday afternoon I told her that I will be coming to visit her on campus which she agreed. After the day's work, I rushed home, freshened up and drove down to her school which is a few km from my place of abode.
Fast forward to 45 minutes later, I was already cruising around town with her friend and roommate after a heavy lunch in an eatery nearby. As we where driving and gisting, we came to a popular supermarket and notice a man on a trench coat wielding an AK 47 riffle with another man kneeling before him and possibly pleading for his life as it seems to us. It dawned on us that we have ran into the operations by some gunmen. I hit the gas pedal immediately and fled the scene, taking another longer route to drop the girls off in their lodge, when the other girl started saying that I should consider sleeping in their room tonight as it was risky for me to find my way that late evening.
I pinched myself and looked at my friend who was sitting beside me in the front seat but she objected to the idea at first. As I was negotiating a bend close to their lodge, we saw some people running in different directions only to find out that the unknown gunmen had gunned down a man just a stone throw to their hostel. Now we were all panicking as I drove faster to the lodge and packed, my friend reluctantly accepted to the idea of sleeping over after her friend repeatedly insisted about how dangerous it is for me to drive home.
Brothers, that was how I went inside their room sharply, after recounting the ugly events of the evening, I was served warm water and took my bath. Being they have only one bed, the other girl went to sleep on the floor after taking her bath and left me and my friend on the bed. Lights off and comfortably tucked in bed, that's when I realized that god, devil, Amadioha or whatever benevolent deity up there has really arranged for me to bleep some hot puna through the ignoble activities of unknown gunmen. As it was not planned beforehand, and no protection was at hand then, I jejely bleep skin to skin and made sure her soft moaning do not arouse or awake her friend lying on the floor. Silently I appreciated the gunmen for giving me this wonderful opportunity, but felt sudden remorse at the man that lost his life. At this point, we all can agree that everybody in this kwantri is mad, asin crazy as F. Dafuq! |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I've Just Been Sacked by RedCentaur(m): 7:54pm On Feb 23, 2022*. Modified: 10:56pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
This is inhumanity at it's peak.
With these string of events talking place by this time of the month, it's obvious she's not including you in her payroll, at least not for this february.
Kindly return the material as requested by her, ask her if you can continue working for her. If she declines, kindly leave.
When the period of payment of salary is approaching, go back to her and demand for your salary ( be calm and careful with your words this time). If she's still adamant, let it slide.
I experienced something similar around October last year, mine ended with a surprise and a bigger package. |
Politics › Re: Nigeria Imposes Massive Sanctions On Russia by RedCentaur(m): 6:22pm On Feb 22, 2022 |
I had to rub my eyes to see the title of the thread very well.
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Family › Before You Wreck That Union, Read This!!! by RedCentaur(op): 8:08am On Feb 22, 2022 |
This is sad��
How can husband be AA and wife is AS, and baby is SS? Paternity fraud looming...
Husband is AA, wife is AS. 3 months after they had their first child, they found out their daughter was SS.
At first, it appeared like a joke, a very bad one. Medically, that isn't or shouldn't be possible. They conducted the genotype test in four medical labs, and the result came out the same.
Husband and wife decided to have their genotype test again. Results were the same.
Then it became clear what was happening. Husband ain't the father of the baby. He secretly had a DNA test and it was confirmed he didn't father the baby.
Amidst the confusion, he asked his wife if he fathered the baby. Wife wouldn't confess. She insisted he fathered the baby. It's just obvious that whoever fathered the baby is AS which resulted in the baby's SS.
They went for a paternity test and it was glaring husband ain't the baby's dad. Wife still insisting she didn't get impregnated externally. She went ahead to do another DNA. Result was the same.
Wife became a shadow of herself. Husband got crazy. Their home became a "once upon a time."
Wife kept researching how possible it was that her husband didn't father her baby and the baby's genotype is SS.
Then she told a friend of the whole matter. Her friend just felt she's using female's antics. "Take responsibly," she was told. She kept swearing and swearing. Her friend told me of the whole drama.
I kept thinking about how this would be possible. Medically, it was impossible for AA to birth SS. Coupled with the DNA results, it was glaring. But wife claiming innocence and swearing on her life was a whole different thing.
I thought of what could have been. Then I arrived at a conclusion: if wife is innocent, then she's not the mother of the child. I immediately called my friend that I've found a possible solution. MNA (maternity test) to the rescue.
They went for an MNA, and test revealed she's not the mother of the baby. Babies were changed at birth.
©️Life Our. Women are always attacked in such cases ��� |
Politics › Re: President Buhari Sent Me 100k (screenshots) by RedCentaur(m): 5:25pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
My goodness, I thought all of this NL politics section trash talk all ends there.
For real, people do mortgage their future for what, a chunk of meat?
You are gallivanting on a faceless forum cos someone out there is milking your national treasures and out of pity, decides to pat you on the back with $182 ?
I think lazy youth is an understatement for the so the so-called leaders of tomorrow. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Worst Employment In Nigeria! Please Avoid This Job At All Cost by RedCentaur(m): 3:12pm On Feb 16, 2022 |
HardMirror: I swear. I wonder why people still work for these useless companies. It is better to even ba a sales girl than to work for these useless companies Their modus operandi is unethical, though most users of the loan platform can be indifferent in paying back the loan they took unless they are perturbed. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Worst Employment In Nigeria! Please Avoid This Job At All Cost by RedCentaur(m): 2:05pm On Feb 16, 2022 |
HardMirror: In a country where the citizens have NO RIGHTS Protection, leaders dont care for your welfare, the judiciary is designed to serve only the rich and powerful.... you know you are only adding to your sorrows when you work for a company or individual that is out to take advantage of the shittyness of this country to screw you over.
What companies are these?
LOAN COMPANIES!!!
What makes them so terrible?
1. They target desperate people for employment. They are ready to employ you even if you have zero experience and only a Secondary School Certificate even if filled with F9. This is intentional, they dont need people who understand their rights. They want slaves.
2. The salary does not even worth it. N30 000 for what?
3. The salary is a bait and a lie. They would tell you they are going to pay you N100,000 after you work for 1month. This is a big lie. They Never plan to pay you and they will make sure you are not going to last a month talkless of collecting the second month salary.
4. You salary is based on impossible conditions. The moment they employ you, they dump bad loans on you and ask you to recover the loans before you can get your salary.
5. You will be mentally abused, physically abused at your work place. You are useless to them and as good as a slave because they want to pay you peanuts.
6. It is not your Job to get people to pay their loans. That job belongs to the courts not you. Stop letting your employers oppress you. Quite that useless job now and stop letting them pressure you and make it seem it is your job to get the loans recovered.
7. The work environment is so unprofessional that you use your own personal contact to contact debtors and this puts you at great risk.
8. You are expected to behave like a mad man because you are trying to recover loans from stubborn people and endup creating enemies for yourself all for a company that does not appreciate your efforts Hilarious |
Romance › Re: Why Do Poor Parents Keep Breeding More Children? by RedCentaur(m): 4:39pm On Feb 15, 2022 |
Southernigbo: I think it's based on the principle of not putting all ur eggs in a basket. Such an evil notion. They didn't even deem it fit to invest in these children the little way they can, by providing basic education? They are just gambling with the lives of the unfortunate children. |
Career › Re: How I Lost My Job Through Gambling & Becoming An Irresponsible Father by RedCentaur(m): 3:41pm On Feb 15, 2022 |
Yankeeboy02: Getting married early wasn’t the problem I was well paid and wasn’t looking for extra cash or any under pressure, I just don’t understand how the gambling urge came about. I lost my job when my employer noticed I gamble When the gambling shop owners came to my office to up the debt I owe them. I am pouring out my mind here, because suicide is always coming to my mind. I can tell for free that there are people with much more horrible experience as regards to gambling. You are not alone in this. I'm not going to share mine here cos, It's not something to boast or be proud of, so to say. But I will like to share some useful tips to curtail the addiction. * All the loses can never be recovered. *The virtual is programmed to extort from you. *Sit down at your own convenient time, take a notepad and write down the bigger losses you have encountered ( gamblers have series of a day loss they can't forget in a hurry). Calculate all of them, then ask yourself...if am going to stake on a particular booking, am I playing to recover all or just half of it or a quarter or just for winning sake? And for the record, suicide in this case, is as useless as P in psychology. |
Romance › Re: Gin Experience With Hausa Girl . by RedCentaur(m): 11:56pm On Feb 12, 2022 |
To the best of my knowledge, jinns are demons according to islam.
But, you should have asked her whether she experience this all the time or just then.
We guys should be Fvckn careful, this could have spiral to homicide. |
Travel › Re: What Is My Chance Of Survival Going To Ghana From Nigeria. by RedCentaur(m): 4:42pm On Feb 11, 2022 |
pansophist: I was in Ghana late last year, and I met a guy on his way back to Nigeria after being beaten to a point where he was saying that Nigeria is heaven compared to what he experienced in the hands of so called yahoo guys. His story is just like yours. That sfter he finished school, he was broke and a friend introduced him to yahoo business, and he left Nigeria for it. I'll tell you what he told me.
They will lock you in a flat, seize your phones and documents, and give you food like twice a day, while counting each money they spend on you until you cash out and they minus it from it. They will beat you mercilessly if you are not turning up financially, as they see you as a wasted investment, but letting you go is a complete no, since it means they've loose their money.
He was flat broke, marks all over his body, and I paid for his transport back to eastern Nigeria. I wanted to report to the Nigerian embassy and Ghanian police, but he was dead afraid of his life, and prefer to just go back to Nigeria and start afresh than entangle himself with it. You can pm me your number and I'll ask him if he is willing to advice you.
But I'll advice you not to go. Only go to Ghana (or wherever) if you have something reasonable and legal to do. This fake promise are what landed my young girls as prostitute all over Africa and Europe. If you think you're suffering, then you haven't seen suffering yet,. Don't just believe words and promises from people, they won't tell you the hell that awaits you. It's up to you. Op, kindly adhere to this piece of advice. Who no go, no go know. |
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Romance › Re: The Most Beautiful Woman In Wwe(my Opinion) by RedCentaur(m): 10:33am On Feb 11, 2022 |
Truvelisback: Sasha banks is a bad girl(in bed). She isn't that facially beautiful but she get swag. She is a sexy twerker. She is Snoop Dogg's sister. Nephew or something I think. Why's no one talking about Alexa bliss, Bianca too, hot as f. |
Education › Re: Who Remembers The Name Of This Book? by RedCentaur(m): 9:25am On Feb 11, 2022 |
Good old days.
What about;
Fruit of honesty, africa night of entertainment, |
Education › Re: Who Remembers The Name Of This Book? by RedCentaur(m): 9:21am On Feb 11, 2022 |
dominique: She was not wicked even though at that was the initial impression the story have at first. she lost her husband and children and the village labelled her a witch. She had to flee from the village to start living in the bush where she found a lost Ralia and took her to her hut in the bush. Along the line, the prince's horse knocked down Ralia and he took her to the palace for treatment. The old woman wasn't aware of this and started looking for her. Word had gotten out that Ralia was living with the old woman in the bush and the youths rushed to her hut to fetch her from there, unfortunately the old woman could not produce Raliya and they automatically assumed that she had killed her like she killed her husband and children, they arrested her immediately and dragged her back to the village. Ralia got better, found out that her friend has is being detained because of her and she came forward to defend her and convince the villagers that she's not a witch. Your memory is superb. |
Romance › Re: Guys, When Many Men Are After A Lady You Are Wooing by RedCentaur(m): 5:26pm On Feb 10, 2022 |
light099: The real question against the backdrop is, why should many men be after her? In a parallel universe, where I come from, sane people don't chase problems; one reason why the mental stability of many men threading this planet is in question. Who should be after who? Many men or the leech? Your signature, real as F. |
Nairaland General › Re: What’s That Thing You Can’t Turn Down No Matter How Angry You Are? by RedCentaur(m): 10:45pm On Feb 05, 2022 |
Roasted groundnuts for me.
My mom knows this, |
Romance › Re: ... by RedCentaur(m): 10:15pm On Feb 05, 2022 |
Wondering why we are here (on earth of all places), is enough to throw one into depression.
The struggle to survive, only to answer the ultimate call, death, someday. |
Romance › Re: "No!!!" To Singlet And Boxers This Valentine's by RedCentaur(m): 11:32am On Feb 02, 2022 |
Iyaebe: How I go take carry my own money come carry my own leg, come go market abi boutique abi where sef to dy go buy something for a man?another woman's son oooo,all because of some yeye Valentine. The last time I wanted to give it a try,I rushed back home because I felt so stupid while trying to make a choice on what to get.Buying something for a man isn't for me, I guess individual differences. But you will shamelessly accept iphone 11 from him without asking where and how he got the funds? |
Crime › A Wakeup Call To Tackle Money Ritual Among The Youths. by RedCentaur(op): 11:06am On Feb 02, 2022 |
As culled from a Facebook group page.
I have not seen a movie where someone did Bloodmoney and ended well.
We grew up watching KOK, we did not join blood money even though he made it look cool, but the madness or death that follows at the end scares us.
If you get to Asaba Airport or Owerri Airport on Friday and see the number of boys coming to Lagos for Friday clubbing, you will marvel.
Most of those boys are in their 17-25 years and you will notice that not all of them are tech guys or all of them, business boys, they are just a group of people that needs t to be questioned properly.
Then to our Police, you encouraged this thing.
The Police knew when the danger started and instead of ending it, they made money off it.
I remember a Policeman that was advising my client accused of Armed Robbery to do Yahoo instead of Armed Robbery. His reason was that the Police are more likely to execute an Armed Robber, but will likely take money from a Yahoo boy.
Then in 2014, they were taking 500k from yahoo boys and it was rumoured that some police officers were learning work from some of those they caught.
If the Police acted fast, we would have checked this on time.
Parents watch your kids, they will use you or their siblings if they are requested to bring you.
For those saying it does not work, as a lawyer, I have seen a situation that convinced me that spirituality controls things and I have worked on a very unfortunate case.
//© Kingsley Chukwuezugo Okekearu
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Celebrities › Re: 5 Top Harry Potter Cast Who Have Died (Photos) by RedCentaur(m): 8:27pm On Jan 31, 2022 |
Proud to be a potter-head.
Really love these characters;
*Tom Riddle *Sirius *Mad eye *Luna |
Celebrities › Re: 5 Top Harry Potter Cast Who Have Died (Photos) by RedCentaur(m): 8:22pm On Jan 31, 2022 |
Speaklove: You lied . The movie is full of demonic inspiration in the name of entertainment. One could learn some elementary principles of witchcraft by merely watching that movie.
I was a fan of the movie but got to a stage where it became clearer to me that sorcery,witchcraft ,and different sort of demonic activities actually took place in that movie . Even though you might want to argue that it was a mere acting ,and casting but still spiritual impartations ,inspirations,and activations do take or could take place if the soul of those who were acting it has it in mind to do so .
Our environment is constantly imparted with various energy that comes out of pictures sounds and vibrations and in turn influences the souls of individuals to gear towards a certain direction which is intended by the inspire of such energies.
You might not be spiritual but your non spirituality isn't an excuse of such realities .
Education blinded the hearts of many though it was said to open their eyes.
It did opened it torwards carnality I always knew you for your paranoia, but not being dumb and clueless. |
Family › Re: My Mother Is At War With Me Help!! by RedCentaur(m): 8:36pm On Jan 30, 2022 |
The heart of man is indeed wicked.
If all you wrote up there is what really transpired, then I really doubt you being the biological son to the woman you claim to be your mother.
You stay put with your cousin and look for something doing for the time being.
But I strongly I advise your female cousin to look for another relative to put up with, you might have a clear mind about helping her and all that but seeing two opposite sex not related directly, living together in the same room or apartment?
Not advisable. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Low Turnout Of Teens In Churches Nowadays. by RedCentaur(op): 9:59am On Jan 30, 2022 |
superCleanworks: maybe they find the catholic church BORING and they have moved on to more groovy and swaggalicious church where the pastor has benzes and porsche and plenty fancy suits to inspire the youth to MAKE IT. They will also be able to meet girls in juicy sexy curvy outfits there and make connections with their fellow teenage guys who sag their jeans, wear earring and paint their finger nails. dem no get time to hail mary again. dem want that sexy usher called mary to hail dem when they meet in church. they got tired of reverend spraying holy water when people like odumeje is spraying dollars. Yeah, your observations about the new generation church is spot-on. I do visit them once in a while, I'm not the fanatic type. All I need is an avenue to worship, reconsecrate myself. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Low Turnout Of Teens In Churches Nowadays. by RedCentaur(op): 9:50am On Jan 30, 2022 |
jesusjnr2020: Are you kidding me?
And yet the church buildings were getting fuller by the hour, so who's making up the numbers?
The elderly ones?
Maybe you're speaking of the Western world but certainly not Nigeria, except the issue is with your church because it's an aberration, not the generality of the reality on ground, because Nigerians churches are filled with youths. Fact!
Except you're speaking of many them not being truly saved but church attendance? That doesn't fly for me.
God bless. My location might be a factor, true. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Low Turnout Of Teens In Churches Nowadays. by RedCentaur(op): 9:49am On Jan 30, 2022 |
Ebubu: Teens are pro-Pentecostals now, or not doing church and staying online on Sunday morning.
Teens are fleecing from Catholic and is mostly because of their unchanging, crude, unmodern and old orthodox doctrines.
Teens now are born as recent as 2005, hard for them to warp their head around 1,000 AD Doctrines. Your reply was cold but constructive. I do think that way atimes. Catholicism is more like a ceremony, following age old doctrines. |
Christianity Etc › Low Turnout Of Teens In Churches Nowadays. by RedCentaur(op): 9:15am On Jan 30, 2022 |
I just came back from service. I'm a Catholic, back then in my teen years, I do see alot of turnout of young people BTW 10-20 yrs of age.
But these days, it seems they ve left this church of a thing to the older folks.
What could be wrong? |
Health › Re: What Kind Of Fruit Is This? by RedCentaur(m): 11:02am On Jan 24, 2022 |
Sycamore.
The ripe ones can be so sweet. One of my uncles has one in his compound. |
Romance › Re: My Friend Impregnated A Deaf And Dumb Househelp by RedCentaur(m): 10:53am On Jan 24, 2022 |
My problem is, how did the girl know what sex is all about? She's deaf and dumb right? |
Sports › Re: AFCON 2022: We Lost Due To Bad Officiating – Eguavoen by RedCentaur(m): 10:36am On Jan 24, 2022 |
Bad officiating? Not atall.
We lost because the eagles played with lack of urgency.
We lost because these boys allowed the praises and acknowledgement get to their heads.
We lost to a struggling tunisian side because most of them play for the monetary rewards attached to the competition, what the heck happened to "playing for my country"?
Most of us are blaming our goalie, I thought goals were meant to be equalized?
I watched the super eagles in their sojourn in this afcon and I must say, this group is much improved from what we have witnessed the last 5yrs. Slowly but steadily, we will get there. |
Romance › Re: Do You Appreciate Your Gender? by RedCentaur(m): 6:27pm On Jan 23, 2022 |
For being a male? Absolutely! |
Politics › Re: My Husband Has Failed Nigerian Women: Aisha Buhari by RedCentaur(m): 3:54pm On Jan 18, 2022 |
And some people are already preparing to force another vegetable down our throats? |