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Eugene83:
Hello red cliff , thankyou for the good work you're doing on here. You and all the other contributors. God bless you all.
I've got a question and I hope you or anyone else can help me out with it. I've gained admission to university of geneva for the master of science in global health program. And as I gather documents for the visa purposes I'd like to know concerning the bank statement how much should it be
And should the money be a huge sum of money just sitting in the account
Also since my parents will be sponsoring me what do I need from them. Is their bank account enough evidence or should I add land documents investments and business certificates as well. Thank you all.

that was unnecessary and somewhat cliche. Different Kantons have their different requirements for getting a visa. Some require that you have that money in Switzerland. Especially the Kanton of Zurich. The funds are the only thing you need. All others are totally unnecessary.

Ademat7:
innovation they say is the mother of invention,two topics have grace the FP we all share problems but solution hence I wish we could hv a shift of paradigm, without much ado let's get to Biz
1. leaders of pepper and tomato sellers association be summoned by national assembly
2. is north the only source of this product? if No let our land borders b open;Togo,Benin, et al will cushion the scarcity effect
3.let our security men stop collecting "kickback" from market women

more ideas are welcome...

Tomatoes now na national issue... nigeria is a joke!!!

KissCODE:
I am happy with this if it will be implemented.

I am a little skeptical about 2nd Niger bridge. If only 13billion is to released for it, it means the bridge might take more than 10years to be completed.

I just hope it wont be like Onitsha/Owerri road which OBJ couldnt finish for over 5years.

Another problem is about APC which has a way of sending different messages at same time. I hope someone from budget office wont come out morrow to counter this one here.

APC IS OVER CONFUSED... Thats all

Are you ssying 13b isnt enough to build that bridge?

NCP:
Na una sabi. It should be #1000 for 3GB of data, useless data zapping network.

You for go steal am frm them.. ole

CaroLyner:
he's right though'

What right? The only thing he is trying to say is that this isnt the best time to remove the subsidy because of economic situations. My question now is when does a person say an economy is good? Never! And economy is never good and there is no best time to do what the government did. However time they did it is the best... that guy's brain is bleached

peteken:
wot goes around comes around.....and no body get away by d consequences of he's actions.... u can not all of a sudden clam ignorant of subsidy jux because u want to sabotage ur predecessor government.... i cant wait for dis #OCCUPYNIGERIA..mheeeen dat Wednday too far ooooh....

But make i ask you simple question? You bever tire to dey go back and forth for your life? What did the protest in 2012 do?

All of us at Zikoko were super excited when we heard we’d be watching Captain America: Civil War as a team.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dance-maniacs.png

Nothing sweeter than a free movie.

As much as we LOVED it, the first 10 minutes set in Lagos, did have us like:
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/look-judge.jpg

What’s happening here?

Team Zikoko, every time someone in the movie pronounced it as Lah-gos.
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What are these ones saying?

Lagos, watching the movie like:
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/respekk-e1462343027423.jpg

Who are you calling Lah-gos, biko?

Oya, let’s think of some of the ways Lah-gos, Nigeria is completely different from Lagos, Nigeria.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/thinking.jpg

When they started off with Black Widow and Scarlet Witch drinking coffee under Lah-gos sun.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cofee.png

Abeg abeg!

Lagos sun and hell fire that are like:
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/img_1955_480.jpg

See ehn, Lagos in the afternoon is not where you want anything hot anywhere near you.

They now showed us two Lah-gos policemen and neither of them had a potbelly.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/police-cw.png

WE DON’T BELIEVE YOU!

Edakun, where was this oga in all this?
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/potbelly.jpg

Well, he was probably still sleeping.

Then we saw Falcon looking down at a Lah-gos street in the middle of the day
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/falcon-traffic.png

Are we dreaming?

…and the roads were actually free.
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Where is all the traffic?

There was actually light in Lah-gos in the afternoon.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/light.png

Which light?

PHCN and Lagos that are like:
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/opposite-e1463042150353.jpg

Na so.

Fast forward to Black Widow in the middle of a Lah-gos market
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/black-widow-market.png

See all those shops behind her.

…and nobody did this:
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Even when Falcon finally came down to join her
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/falcon.png

A whole Anthony Mackie.

…not one Igbo brother shouted “heysss fine boy!” at him.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/if-i-hear-e1442917678425.png

Who will now buy all their jeans trousiz?

Then see Lah-gosians that were just standing around watching people with guns and bombs fight.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/watching.png

HOW?

Real Lagosians, when they hear anything that just sounds like a gunshot:
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/run.jpg

They are not about that life, abeg.

Captain America, calling for the Lah-gos fire and rescue department after a bombing:
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/fire-and-rescue.png

…and they actually arrived on time.

The real Lagos fire department when you call them:
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/water-no.png

No vex, Captain America!

Anyway, all na jokes. Lagos is awesome and so is the movie. Oya, go see it if you haven’t.
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[size=1pt]Lalasticlala help the ministry abeg[/size]
Source: http://zikoko.com/list/lagos-in-captain-america-civil-war/

queenoflafia:
Mobile cancer center It's yet to make sense to me

My exact same thoughts!!!!

dapizy02:
I no get plenty mb

Op u open thread still rush collect FTC......Op u re Kworrupt.

Una go just dey mention pmb even fr place wey nothing concern am

Plenty mb pmb

Bigprozzie:
IPOB people will commit suicide



95% of us are with Sai baba

Ipob go and die

E be like say that ipob una dey talk dey sweet una to talk without any reason at all..

MaziOmenuko:
Nice one very adventurous...

Although I am not that impressed. Don't get me wrong, I am not trying to bad-belle or anything, from a business-man point of view, you did great but from a scientist point of view, this is still the same 'running around in cycles' that has kept us in the dark.

My point, we need to start thinking of ways to preserve tomatoes! It sold for N300 per basket 3 months ago, now its N14,000 per basket. That is almost 500% increase in just 3 months. If we can get a preservative to keep tomatoes intact for just 4 months, we will be making smart profits without dodging bullets, dodging thieves, sleeping in the forests, taking flights upandan

Anyone that can pull this off should contact me with a proposal and funding.

Hi, can we talk? I would send you a PM

pinkiberry:
am not saying she shouldn't give back to the society but isn't it too early to start giving back? cos she doesnot look like a millionaire to me or someone who is financially stable to give out. Well its her life.

exact same thouhgts. her handlers are just trying out anything with her...its too bad if she doesnt enlighten herself and let these people keep on exploiting her

[size=15pt]Olajumoke is to breadsellers what Linda Ikeji is to bloggers right now.[/size]


[size=1pt]redcliff[/size]

Omo this should not even be news at all...importation of grass?

MaziOmenuko:
Yes, I am talking about the 'impossible'. Fruits and vegetables are available all round the year in foreign countries, what are they using?

Bro i strongly strongly doubt. If you should know im not in nigeria. Some so called fruits have their seasons too. If its in can fresh to an extent fine. But its always not the same as the one from the farm impossible!

MaziOmenuko:
Nice one @ymodulus, very adventurous...

Although I am not that impressed. Don't get me wrong, I am not trying to bad-belle or anything, from a business-man point of view, you did great but from a scientist point of view, this is still the same 'running around in cycles' that has kept us in the dark.

My point, we need to start thinking of ways to preserve tomatoes! It sold for N300 per basket 3 months ago, now its N14,000 per basket. That is almost 500% increase in just 3 months. If we can get a preservative to keep tomatoes intact for just 4 months, we will be making smart profits without dodging bullets, dodging thieves, sleeping in the forests, taking flights upandan

Anyone that can pull this off should contact me with a proposal and funding.

When you say preserve tomatoes is it in cans or in the state it came from the farm? If its the state it came from the farm then i doubt if its very possible..

mrsage:
I'm sure you haven't conducted a single business transaction in your life time.

You need to take lessons in business and basic economics.

Actually he said the truth although its bitter and this is why you are castigating him. When i read this first i was angry that 1. Why does Tomatoes have to be scarce and expensive in nigeria 2. That the economy has gotten very bad to the point that tomatoes ordinary edible is now gold...

sonnie10:
I thought about everything you mentioned but because there were so many cheerleaders here, I decided to chill.

Lmao cheerleaders!!!

Abidex35:
So unfortunate our previous yuan transactions were inconclusive, but this time around no excuse, I must deliver results

It's high time we get our hands dirty with tomatoes, will give you a call tomorrow morning coz it's late by this time already.

Na una dey too talk no action.

sonnie10:
The lower one (94) is a little high.

136 sef is too high

HarkymTheOracle:

Oh lord you said you would see me through!!!

mikron:
17, The Bishops Avenue, N2. Owned by Nigerian Ibrahim Jimoh
He is the chairman and chief executive officer of Global Fleet Group, a diversified conglomerate based in Nigeria, with business interests and subsidiaries in neighboring West African countries.
Owned this property on The Bishops Avenue, London.

Jimoh obrahim is now a politician right? Stupiifd post

OnWebTech:
Muse is not free and you have to be online to use it...i am also into graphics and i have heard good things about it...so i tried it out well o discovered its not all that effective in this part of the world.
Though its a nice software than can create cool pixel based websites.

thanks.. when you say you must be online that means one has to buy it right? whats not effective about it in Nigeria?

omo na wa o.. una no dey answer person question for this forum?

Hi House, kinda of new to web development and I am basically just curious and reading.. Thats all for now. I want to know how good Adobe Muse is. Personally I think its a platform adobe created to help graphic designers become web designers. I may be wrong I am not sure. I want to know if Muse is as advanced as other website creating applications out there too. Best regards.

vizkiz:
you need work

I have never ever and will never ever say to a lady "it is over" but my previous relationships has been the faults of the ladies (though i am always tired of them before it happens) As a guy, you put yourself on the safe side by being the victim so one girl will not come tomorrow and start saying "you broke my heart, you used and dump me"

can you just try to be inactive everywhere for once? you and your comments are constituting nuisance...#truthbetold

STFUareyouG0d:
Average song



The song isn't all that

The song is no where near average. I am 100 percent sure she recorded that song maybe when she was in ss3 or something. only "shion", "shion" "shion" i was just hearing about..

GAZZUZZ:
these are personal health issues, why bring it to the public domain?

My brother i tire oooo

lol. who even wants you to? you would not get more than ur state votes...no jokes

suzan404:
5.When the only section of the theory you know is the part meant for ghana

lmao

If this is not madness i dont know what is anymore. You are oweing workers for 3months but you are still hiring
.. everybody in nigeria now doesnt seem to be thinking straight.. even the so called logical ones.

White007:
Young man, don't allow money to be the focus at this early stage of you career. Btw, who are Kelechi's advisers ?

Whar early stage? Iheanacho should be in his 30s by now. So if he does t make the money now when would he do it? Im sure he wants to use this opportunity to get play time somewhere in a very okay club where he would not be benched. He has proved his worth. I dont think its wrong for him to ask for this. If mancity cant pay him another club would give him something close and more play time... thats just it.