₦airaland Forum

Elan83:
U're just lookin 4 an xcuz 2 deflower urslf, ur bf is d ryt psn 2 protct u & mek ur virgnty last longer, cnt u see hw he 's gvn u less atention & romance,not because he dnt luv u but because he dnt wnt u 2 spoil nw,dis is an unconscious natural action dat is very gud 4u,dis 2nd guy wil disvirgn u,mess u up wella & dump u at last, BTW i dnt tnk u're due 4 mrrg,,so stick wt ur bf & lock ur ass 4 nw, u spoiled brat!

Lmao . Haba

IAMBREEZY:
i've seen a lots of guys that bought pricey gifts to there girlfriends and they regret buying it afterwards although i haven't done it before. So Guys have yall ever regret after giving your girl a gift.

Hmnm.. geh that receives something pricey from me must be overvaluable to me in the sense that im doing it for her because i know wat she has gone thru for me and im only using that medium to tell her i appreciate her. How would i just give a woman something pricey just like that

tajay12:
you know what?..follow jesus and leave dis bf thing.he will show you the right thing to do

Best advice ever

Nigerian girls.. confusing themselves and every other element within their proximity since before the time of creation. Thats why i like oyibo gehs.. theyl clear you about their relationship status before you say your second sentence when introducing yourself..

Daninya11:
Randy young governor turn hair stylist..

Vote for change...

Sai Buhari /Osibanjo

Please una help me find shoe for the man from Otuoke..

Do you know what randy is?

Enegod:
insult to manhood
She is even sitting on the balls

Na today women start to sitdown onballs?

RomanceLander:
Are you for real?

well...i dont know what you mean by that but if you want to follow due process it may cost you more and its not guaranteed. The only option i suggest is that if your customer protections days are not over yet, you have to file a dispute to Aliexpress and give them substantial evidence with pictures. I think you should make a video which would be more convincing. But if you dont have the customer protection still active, forget it.

RomanceLander:
Hello niralanders, i had a terrible experience yesterday when my order was delivered to me in Enugu. i bought a white 10" lenovo tablet on 02/02/15 and it arrived on 01/03/15 but i picked it yesterday.
At the first instance, i powered the tablet and it was fine..... i had to insert my micro sims to continue the testing but the network didnt show. i then decided to restart the tab to allow it detect network since it couldnt do that automatically. To my greatest surprise, the tab didnt power up again. I removed the sims and retried it again but no show.
i had to wait until there was power... i plugged it and waited for the screen to come on but no way.....the charger indicator was green meaning the battery was either full or not charging. I left it in power and slept off hoping my story would change by morning.

Right now i'm the most confused girl on earth because i dont know what to do........... i contacted my seller and the guy in China was talking rubbish.... that i should send him a video of the tab and myself trying to power it so he can understand what i meant. i've done that tho but no reply from him up till now
Please brothers ...... give me some helping hands here. I'm just down

lesson learnt: dont buy china electronics. They disspoint! count your loss and let this slide..

2 things. Its either you want to scam someone or you are waiting in line to be scammed.

Hashtag GBAM!

shadowgwalker:
...those were the days of the fallen Angels. if you want to use people to compare then call men of war that were fighting after the coming of Christ.
illiterate claiming Prof, rolling stone that gathers no more moss.

Fixed..

anonimi:
You can't get it because there is NOTHING to get.

Anyone can pull any figure from the air and CLAIM it is what was spent to do something not so

Was that not how Sanusi said $49.8 billion NNPC money was missing. Later he himself said it was only $20 billion missing and later turned it to $10 billion before the forensic audit was done for only a fraction of the amount to be accounted for.

The same way his predecessor, bitter Soludo, said $30 trillion was missing


Anyway when you know your fellow citizens are mumus you go dey yearn different tori to get them excited and titillated

N30TR. Not dollars..

GentleToks:
I have been with different babes from other side of my region; destiny has refused to lead Yoruba ladies towards my way. It's either I am with calabar, urhobo or Igbo lady.........

I quickly learn how to cook it on my own when I realised that these ladies have started using dis my yummy soup to hold me to ransom.

hmnm... That palm oil is popular in europe. I am guessing you live there?

TrishaP:
What part of the body is that?

Thats definitely the armpit. I wonder why someone would use a perfume on the armpit. that part of the body is too sensitive to be treated likely. besides you are in another sense trying to tell deodorant companies that they do not know what they are doing by making skin friendly deodorants for use. Just leave it after a while it would heal by itself. hashtag Iyanma...

AmeLonRo:
When our Buhari speaks in the North does he speak in english or hausa?
Do you know pidgin is a language and english gets translated to english in the south south? You think you know Nigeria. I am unbiased but critically logical when I see one that requires it.
School cert is different from principal letter. When did the corruption thing start? with who? Wake up early before we begin to say had I known. God is my source sha!

Pidgin is not the native language of the south south. Patience jonathan is from the ss. She should speak the language of the ss. Period!

Mcowubaba:
brov dats deep:| ur unborn child!! emmm, we way u guys utter words all in d name of politics, no sanity
my broda APC/PDP r nt worth ur unborn children ooo....
Dnt just say things out of anger or support 4 a person...
Eventhough u r benefitting 4rm dem ....tak a chill pill
bless..

Who is foolish enough to go for that kind of bet? I just wanted to show the intensity of my statement, that even given another chance, dhe would make a mistake with the statement over and over again.

AmakaDNB:
Seun Kuti always blasting ...Nobody is safe where that boy dey.

Lmao

Lmao!! if burhari has a dead brain, Patience has no brain at all.. she should have said these words in english

“Wetin him dey find again? Him dey drag with him pikin mate,”she said in Pidgin English.“Old man wey no get brain, him brain don die pata pata.”

I bet my unborn child she would make heavy irredeemable mistakes..

Stomach infrastructure indeed.

stevikenna:
Naija go hot if them commot this man last minute

Omo dont downgrade o. Nothing would happen. Talk would just fly to and from many destinations and that is the end

barcanista:
. Commissioned in 2006 by Chief Olusegun Obasanjo. Yaradua took over till Feb 2010 when Jonathan stepped in. In otherwords, it was neither built nor commissioned by Jonathan. However, the Government of Jonathan is concerned that is why they sent YOU/your company to work on it.

The Youths of Rivers State(my dear people) need to stand up to looters-in-power at the state level. Sadly, politics of cultism means blood will be shed. The best we can do is to encourage people of credibility to seek elective and appointive offices. We shall be great!

I wonder why people here made you look this important. You are a disgrace to your own political ideologies..

I dint know insomia comes with mental problems too..

He should marry you..mschew.
the way people are taking up other people's matter amd just posting anyhow online..

So what dyu now want us to do? Use ogbono to do skipping rope?

DaJulee:
How Can We Vote For A Man Who Has Neglected His Father, Mother, and Family Members As This?

Say NO To Osinbajo.

may you be this daft until the end of time. amen

nekaa:
then she really begins to believe you not taking her seriously...

owkaaay!

davit:
Can someone tell me who to report my neighbour to. His generator is right behind my flat while he stays upstairs. He does not put off the gen until some mins to 12 am while as early as 4am the generator is on again whenever there is power outage. The gen is so noisy that my family has to wait for him to turn it off before we are able to go in to sleep at night. When he turns it on in the morning, we have to move to the living room to avoid the noise.

Our landlord does not stay with us and all efforts to resolve this have proved abortive as the said neighbour doesn't appear reasonable. As I type this , the gen is on.

Your contributions will be appreciated.

does this your neighbor not have a balcony he can put his generator by?

nekaa:
hmmmmm..... so what happens when it extends for a long time?

Lol. you tell me

iceberylin:
Lol... so sophia loves me

Thats your concern

iceberylin:
A girl will only hate you if you dont give her Attention

Yea, its a lovehate thing because she is only angry you are not taking her seriously but she reallly likes you.

Chei.. the cuteness is toooooooo mad!