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Travel › Re: Nigerians In Czech Republic How Life by redcliff: 12:49pm On Aug 15, 2013
Demaejy: @All, please is there any students already in Czech republic or currently processing admission/visa ?
Do you ever stay in a place? Be focused man!
Nairaland General › Re: Femi Fani-kayode Is That One Guy (one Does Not Kiss And Tell.) by redcliff(op): 11:36am On Aug 15, 2013
Chynx: Good write-up OP...but sadly enough, this won't make front page...as usual.
Nah, not expecting it to hit fp...
Nairaland General › Femi Fani-kayode Is That One Guy (one Does Not Kiss And Tell.) by redcliff(op): 7:33am On Aug 15, 2013
[size=13pt]There’s always that one guy, who just accepts it as his calling to go out there and makes the rest of us look bad.

You know the guy I’m talking about. You first meet him in Secondary school when his talents begin to bud.

He’s that one guy who had done his assignment and was ready to submit when the rest of us were at the back of the class asking: “What assignment? When did this happen?”

There was always that one guy that’ll start giving girls the gist of what goes down in the boy’s hostel, just to get on the good sides of girls.

There was always that one guy that would snitch to the form masters when they asked who were those making noise in class.

Once in a while, this one guy would be rounded up by his mates and thorough corrective beating delivered to him. Quite remarkably, such a person would often see the error of his ways after this and resolve to take a quieter, more convivial approach to life.

Once in a while, though, one or two of such individuals slip through the netting and become part of the larger society with these traits still embedded in them.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we present to you Femi Fani-Kayode. One of those who got away.

For those who haven’t followed the story, FFK, is just one of those guys that says the first thing that comes into their brains. Experience teaches us that while being first is often admirable and noteworthy, it is not necessarily the smartest and most brilliant thing to do. But alas, not everyone pays attention to the lessons life gives us.

So this guy, FFK, had said, in one of his long-winded written speeches, that the Igbo people had not contributed much to the development of Lagos, or something to that effect.

So everybody got riled up and said how could he do that? History this…and History that? And isn’t he just a tribalist to say such?

In his rebuttal, FFK stated a number of things he has done which do not qualify him as a tribalist.

He talks about writing to Ojukwu and midway, just when he’s getting into the stride of things, he drops this:

“I was not a tribalist when I had a long-standing and intimate relationship with Miss Bianca Onoh, an igbo lady, who later married Colonel Emeka Odumegwu-Ojukwu the leader of Biafra and who is now our Ambassador in Spain. I was not a tribalist when I had a long-standing and intimate relationship with Miss Chioma Anasoh, another igbo lady, who I almost married. I was not a tribalist when I had a long-standing and intimate relationship with Miss Adaobi Uchegbu, another igbo lady, who was exceptionally close to me and who is now a leading figure at the National Headquarters of the ruling PDP.”

Nah, bruh….Nah.

While the entire civilized world has been left dreaming meanings to what “long-standing and intimate relationship” really mean, we are taking the time to say we do not approve of this, and in no wise support it.

There is the Gentleman’s Code which we abjure all men to live by. One of the important pillars of which is this commandment: One does not kiss and tell, period.

And One does not kiss and tell at the bar. One does not kiss and tell at the picnics. One must especially does not kiss and tell on the internet. Good sir.

On behalf of all the sane, sensible men out there, I will use this medium to apologize to the ladies involved. We are not all clueless bumbling bulls in the China shop of feminine sensibilities.

Please believe.

And to those of you who thing you can run around the country making things difficult for us. Be warned. A friendly corrective beating can always be delivered.

It is never to late to correct the mistakes of youth… especially the youths the ones you went to school with.

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TV/Movies › Re: Breaking News- Jackie Chan Is DEAD by redcliff: 7:31am On Aug 15, 2013
wasak: grin first to comment.... glory be to God... rip drunken master
Shallow minded individual..
Car Talk › Re: How NOT To Add Oil To Your Car by redcliff: 7:12am On Aug 15, 2013
[size=13pt]na woman for you be that[/size]
Fashion › Re: Urgent Help:how Do I Remove A Black Mark Caused By Lace Wig. by redcliff: 10:08pm On Aug 14, 2013
SugaryBelle: its gone already,shame
oh really? Then good for you!
Car Talk › Re: The Longest Road Trip You've Driven? by redcliff: 10:00pm On Aug 14, 2013
lonelydora: You funny o!
grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Things Every Man Should Learn To Do by redcliff: 3:21pm On Aug 14, 2013
ighoosagie: as a man u don't really dis long list of c0ck n bull story.


its just one tin needed: Financial responsiveness 2 those u care abt.

Datz all
if u lik dance awilo, azonto , garara, yahooze, n alatan, without money 4 Pocket. U go useless lik blackberry bat3
[size=30pt]GBAM!!![/size]
Politics › Re: Atiku Replies Obasanjo by redcliff: 2:42pm On Aug 14, 2013
roxell120: agbero defending his hero undecided
agbero defending his hero
You say what now?
Politics › Re: Atiku Replies Obasanjo by redcliff: 2:38pm On Aug 14, 2013
sasho9ja: Wetin concern "To*to Dike" and this topic?
Epic troll!
Seems you just learnt the word. Tsk*
Politics › Re: Atiku Replies Obasanjo by redcliff: 2:14pm On Aug 14, 2013
Personally, I think the Hinternet is the worst thing that happened to Nigeria as a country. I wish we were still in the days where you have to walk for miles to make a phone call at Nitel's dilapitated office or schedule to use your rich neighbour's phone to make a call or write a letter and HOPE it reaches the recipient in 2months time, I'm sure all these abuses and rebuttals would not be taking place at the moment. OBJ caused all thses things. Because it started in his regime. Toh!
Investment › Re: Nairaland On The Nigeria Stock Exchange (NSE): A Good Idea? by redcliff: 1:10pm On Aug 14, 2013
[quote author=P.Stacks]Who told you Facebook didn't turn around? Get your facts right.. Don't you know how mush burden was taken off Mark Zuckerberg? Do you know the comfort that comes with using Other people's money to run business. Or u haven't heard OPM B4? Do you know the sharp practices you can involve in when you are public? If anything happen the owner is safe but share holders bears the brunt, do you know how much Dangote has been able to raise from the public to further his own personal course and declare just a portion as dividends for public to share while he holds the major chunck.. When there is profits, its for us, and when there are losses, its for Share holders alone.. It has its merits and de-merits. Don't say facebook didn't turn around.. You aren't there at Silicon Valley to know what goes on there or in Newyork..[/quote][size=13pt]yea "other people's money" Well comment was based on the initial outcome of the IPO. I knew it plummeted at the initial phase. didn't follow it up. I just presumed. but i still don't think seun would like to do this tho.[/size]
Car Talk › Re: US Billionaire Unveils Transport System Dat Move From LA To San Francisc N 30min by redcliff: 12:49pm On Aug 14, 2013
bishopjoe02: end time wat! dis is technology..................
[size=14pt]Lmao! now i get it when I don't catch sarcasm.[/size]
Investment › Re: Nairaland On The Nigeria Stock Exchange (NSE): A Good Idea? by redcliff: 12:18pm On Aug 14, 2013
[size=14pt]nah. seun is too reclusive to take the company public. Besides Facebook did not turn around after they did theirs [/size]
Car Talk › Re: US Billionaire Unveils Transport System Dat Move From LA To San Francisc N 30min by redcliff: 12:14pm On Aug 14, 2013
[size=14pt]in the words of a a few " end time tinx "[/size]
Car Talk › Re: The 2014 Range Rover Sports - Big Boy Toy by redcliff: 12:11pm On Aug 14, 2013
sooper rescue: Nothing changed in the new Range Rover Sport. All the options are the same with the 2011 model. It is only the extra seats at the rear that was added and the new cockpit. Which roads were you talking about? Range Rover Sport does not have good off road capabilities. I was stuck in the mud in Games Village for two hours on a rainy day in my RRS and all the terrain options could do nothing. I waded thru river niger when it overwhelmed the express way and I had my headlight charger burnt.I change my bushings every time I travel from Lagos to Abuja with the jeep. As for performance, no comparison. Driving a supercharged RRS on regular unleaded fuel is going to cause grievous wahala for the owners so no need to be envious of the latest model when we that are using the ancien modele are still waiting for Nigeria to start selling premium fuel.
[size=14pt]Please can you specify how much you changed these components? I hear that its parts are piranhas in the pocket. grin grin[/size]
Car Talk › Re: The Longest Road Trip You've Driven? by redcliff: 12:01pm On Aug 14, 2013
[size=14pt]Strong men. I hail thee. The day I drove from Lagos to Babcock (Ilishan Remo-ogun State). That's probably 80km or so. I slept for two days as my back ache did not go for another 2weeks. Lmao![/size]
Family › Re: Help! My Parents Are Adopting! by redcliff: 10:12am On Aug 14, 2013
SimonAndal: _

Will be graduating soon, but that ain't the point. They have this twisted reasoning that they're doing it for me (whatever that means). I don't need a sibling to bog me down. I perform better on my own, it's a tested and proven fact.

They think that maybe this will keep me from "running off abroad".
[size=14pt]Maybe they are actually really doing it for you. They want you to keep it in the family. grin[/size]
Politics › Re: Obasanjo - Nigeria Is Cursed, Criticized Atiku, Tinubu by redcliff: 9:45am On Aug 14, 2013
[size=14pt]He and his cohorts started the destruction from 1999 and left the remnant for his proteges and Now that he's on the side of the masses he's seeing what we are facing and he's here complaining? You imposed GEJ on us and you should be the first person burnt at the stake. Niccur please.[/size]

Celebrities › Re: Chris Brown Suffers Seizure At Studio by redcliff: 9:42am On Aug 14, 2013
naijathings: I have Jesus Christ. Na all of una sabi the christ una dey talk.. weda na antichrist u wan give me. thank you.
[size=14pt]lol. really. With the reprehensive comments you made up there. na i dont think so brah.[/size]
Fashion › Re: Urgent Help:how Do I Remove A Black Mark Caused By Lace Wig. by redcliff: 9:23am On Aug 14, 2013
SugaryBelle: I removed the lace wig and the cap and bond i used has left this long black mark on my hairline.I have been getting embarrassing questions for a week now, Please Dear people i need help on how to remove it before it becomes part of my facial feature.
[size=14pt]Lmao! live with it. You asked for it ma..[/size]
Science/Technology › Re: Blue-eyed Boy Can Read And See In The Dark by redcliff: 7:22am On Aug 14, 2013
[quote author=val_dubem]The US military needs him.[/quote]For what? They've got night vision google camera anytime they want to go for covert night operations.
Nairaland General › Re: SimonAndal's Farewell by redcliff: 7:14am On Aug 14, 2013
Unilag boy. Read a lot of books while growing up...smh
Crime › Re: Abandoned Police Barracks In Lagos Turns Rapists, Hemp Smokers' Den by redcliff: 6:45pm On Aug 13, 2013
Where is @Policewoman? What does she have to say about this? grin
Politics › Re: Militants Kill 44 In A Mosque In Borno. by redcliff: 7:49am On Aug 13, 2013
Harbioollah: People like you makes me doubt every human has a brain
I thank you so much for qualifying yourself.
Celebrities › Re: Chris Brown Suffers Seizure At Studio by redcliff: 8:04pm On Aug 12, 2013
naijathings: [size=14pt]what the furk does that mean ?
i hate it when people say stuff like this just after something bad happens to a person.
someone gets scammed... he needs christ
someone gets rayped... she needs christ
someone gets sacked from their big office... they need christ
fire burns down the house... the religin talk comes up again..

so... people with christ dont have siezures and heart attacks and HIV and cancer and stroke and malaria and epilepsy and all the other one billion diseases in the world eh ?
go to the hospital and see pastors and "born again" muslims and christians screaming for christ to save them..
we are humans and bad things keep happenin to people everyday wether u have christ or allah in ur life but how the furkk can you know that? you can not.. why ? because you are just a
dumb blinded religious minded Nigerian like so many other nigerians... full of religion but always short in supply of common sense..
i guess common sense is not common.[/size]
[size=14pt]My brother, u and this your comment needs Christ. Lmao![/size]
Car Talk › Re: Fix All Your Troubling Car Issues by redcliff: 7:51pm On Aug 12, 2013
autodudez: Are you sure its white smoke not stream? if its white smoke then you probably have a valve cover seal leak or valve oil seal leak.so take out the plugs and see if oil is seeping through them into the cylinder if not then its a minor leak from d valve oil seal
@bolded can you please show me a diagram of that in a Golf 3? thanks..
Celebrities › Re: Kehinde Oloyede's House Built For Funke Akindele (PHOTO) by redcliff: 4:28pm On Aug 12, 2013
[size=14pt]Lol, dirty yoruba house. Whether them no dey hire professional labourers to do better finishing.. POP everywhere. tufia.[/size]

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