₦airaland Forum

Too much fuck3ry in one post

I'm outta here

idupaul:
Which dirty Boko Haram? Boko Haram that has been disbanded by its sponsor ..19 months into his govt Buhari still doesn't have a road map , he hasn't added a single unit of value to the lives of Nigerians ..Human rights is at its lowest with his military killing more innocent Nigerians in our history , over a thousand shias killed and buried , over 236 IDPS killed...Electricity supply brought down to its knees , not a single capital project started ....Bro Buhari is is the worst leader the black race has seen period

Not adding a single unit for even better, he has made us far worse than he met us.

Calling him worst leader is an insult to bad leadership. Please choose your words appropriately

Hurry up and make the announcement already

Sylverly:
lol..The equal right issue is like a dominant factor..However, u have to apply wisdom. because, that very issue..has so many links.

It's so annoying
After claiming equal right finish when landlord knocks for rent you will hear are you not the man?

Please let's leave this issues
Let them continue doing equal right and the men should continue with the list biko.

We cannot come and go and die because of life companion

Get married first when your wife starts to give you drama come back and veto this.

Let's be honest this is just another mild men are scum post.

How about the men don't they need attention love and care?

Not tonight I have a headache is no where in this post.

You try to talk to someone they try to prove equal right for absolutely no just cause.

Drama unnecessary..unending

Wetin him write again sef ...I'm coming...

Babes what's wrong? Response: nothing. Later you don't even care you saw how I was looking and you didn't even bother ffs when I asked what's wrong what did you think I was doing?

Seriously, the drama women put up after marriage ? SMH

Noticed that before marriage boy and girl in car will be jisting and laughing, make dem marry finish.

Women take note. All that drama and trying to prove God knows what, STOP IT! Nobody has time for that sort of thing abeg.

That minister of health comment left me in stitches ...Naija! Zero chill always

Every single time this forsaken r3tard they call garuba opens his mouth or tweets it must be nonsense

Ah ahn what is it?
Which people do this work on top this man matter abeg?

It's like having sense avoids him and even he himself dey run the opposite direction.

Tufia!

APCmyheart:
LOL when your PDP have been avoiding debate did you every condemn that?


Who go attend arrangee debate by GEJ

And you lot kept chanting "change" and "things must be different"

Anyway the people are wiser now...the zombies however, I have nothing to say for them

Nomfanelo99:
no one is getting evicted Sunday. it was just a twist on biggies game . 2 more housemates are coming Sunday . biggie told the housemates that those 2 new housemates will be replacing 2 old housemates...which isn't true

They should bring bobrisky biko.

mex22:
THESE WERE SOME OF THE MEASURES JONATHANS GOVT. HAD PUT IN PLACE AND WAS STILL DOING .BUILDING CONFINDENCE OF FOREIGN INVESTORS BY POTRAYING THE COUNTRY IN GOOD LIGHT TO THE WORLD.BUT THIS GOVT .PAINTED NIGERIA IN BAD LIGHT SCARING OFF FOREIGN INVESTORS.WE SAW THE MASSIVE INFLOW OF FOREIGN INVESTMENT INTO THE COUNTRY DURING JONAS REGIME.OUR ECONOMY GREW RAPIDLY.NOW YOUR GOVERNMENT HAS COME IN A SPACE OF 2YEARS AND DESTROYED EVERYTHING.THATS WHAT YOU GET WHEN U TURN AGAINST A MAN GOD HAS ORDAINED TO RULE.YOU GET DISGRACED AND HUMILIATED THAT U WISH U NEVER GOT INTO THAT SEAT.ALL THOSE THAT CRITICIZED JONATHANS GOVT.ARE HIDING THEIR FACES IN SHAME COS THEIR SO CALLED GOVT HAS FAILED NIGERIANS AND THEY DONT SEE ANY LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL.2019 IS A YEAR FOR WE TO CORRECT OUR MISTAKES.WE SHALL VOTE TRUSTED AND TESTED HANDS NOT ANYONE WHO WILL START OFF ANOTHER TRIAL AND ERROR SESSION AND FURTHER PLUNGE US INTO FURTHER MESS.

God bless you for being so truthful.

George2016:
FCT

By trying to implement FRC law is the way to help private sector?

VP you people has good plans but very poor implementation policy.

What Nigeria and Nigerians need now is implementation and completions not to use two years already to identify.

Good plans?
Guess you've not heard how this joker went to embarrass himself at the WEF ?

Pls let's stop deceiving ourselves

Technocrat

Rocket scientist

This guy can talk for Africa I'm sure his name used to be number 1 on list of noisemakers those days.

Talkative

Just be talking upandan.

Tomorrow he will come and say it was not him that said this.

Abegi

Young03:
who is freeze?

The male kemi olunloyo
No stop gap between brain (if you could call it that) and mouth

He's wife used to brush him (I guess because of the above reason also) and he will come and be crying on social media.

Some authorities believe (strongly) that he probably got hit a bit too much on the head by the wife at some point and now the world is left with this disaster of a human being (if you could call him that)

akintom:
Really?
Are you speaking from legal ground?

Psychotic grounds more like

Enemyofpeace:
Allahu Akbar



Allahu. Akbar





Allahu akbar

*runs away before bomb detonates*

fortunechy:
naija most useless governor

Say it again !

Then seven times on Sunday

googlepikins:
are you dis confused in your generation? Wetin concern you with an Eastern governor

Oshogbo weed on fleak speaking, you still dey ask am question?

Guy!

Jengem:
See as okorocha be like houseboy

Be like? Abi him be?

LordAdam7:
It is very shameful that the only updates we hear from this woman is how much money she released to states. If that's the only thing we need a Minister of Finance for, we should just replace her with a high school graduate.

Till date, she has said nothing about the progress of the supposed fiscal blueprint they are supposed to give potential lenders to secure the loans they need to fund the budget, MTEF, and re-position the economy.

Earlier this month, the AfDB president was saying the bank was holding back the second tranche of the loan they're meant to give us because they've not heard back from Nigeria. This is an Adesina that single-handedly convinced the bank to give us a $1b loan when China and the IMF were playing games with us, and he even put his job on the line to give release the first part of the loan on recognition bases. Now, he is the one begging Nigeria to forward our fiscal plan.

And you wonder for something so important, this madam Queens has said nothing about it. Whereas it's supposed to be our #1 priority.

She has not devised ANY fiscal policy for any sector in Nigeria more than 1 yr after she was appointed. Not one. The Rice revolution is currently being spearheaded by the CBN.

What is the Finance Minister doing there? Or does she think her job is solely to find who to give money in Nigeria? Because she go see plenty people.

She said she released N800b abi is it N2t into the economy in 2016. My people, did you feel the money? When there is no co-ordination, plan, or policy; that's how she'd just be throwing money away until 2019.

-Lord

In short she's just a cashier not finance minister?

I agree with you totally.

Cashier wey go polytechnic speaking cockney like a British tout...FFK Na my guy abeg!

Ayoswit:
Buhari is next

In sha Allah amen

HeavenShield:
I think our Nigerian politicians need to hear this..beginning from Buhari To the Counsellor in our country..that their BRAINS will be configured to think that leadership is about serving people..that a nation exists to serve its citizens. Americans want great schools for their children, safe neighborhoods for their families, and good jobs for themselves. These are just and reasonable demands of righteous people and a righteous public.

...when they have a righteous President in truth. Not this vindictus who thinks he's doing anybody but himself .

*spits*

Arsenalholic:
Obama had a thing against us....

*WHAT NIGERIANS SHOULD REMEMBER ABOUT FORMER PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA*:

1. He refused to visit Nigeria and flew on to Ghana.

2. He refused to assist us with the experimental Ebola drug when we had Ebola outbreak. Nigeria had to fight alone and we won.

3. He stopped buying Nigeria's oil for years. NIGERIA went from a supplier of 10% of US beeds to Zero.

4. He refused to classify boko haram as a terror organization even when advised to do so till they became top powerful and bombed the UN building in Abuja. Even after UN bombing it took two more years and 25000 Nigerians murdered for OBAMA to accept Boko HARAM was a terror group.

5. He refused to sell necessary much needed weapons for Nigeria to confront Boko Haram forcing us to fly cash all over the world to buy arms. This hurt Nigeria badly.

6. He interfered in Nigeria's presidential elections and did not hide his support for a particular candidate. Now he is concerned about Russia's interferrence in US elections what rubbish

7. He played politics of division by sending his Secretary of state Senator John Kerry to bypass the Southern Nigeria and hold secret meetings with only the 19 northern states governors and the Sultan of Sokoto. He went further to subsequently host 13 Northern Governors in the White House in Washington DC. Only God knows why he was trying to divide Nigeria in this way.

8. Even as we were sliding deeper into chaos and recession, and misguided Federal Government policies President Obama said our president was doing very well. Indeed after 5 million jobs lost, 11 currency exchange rates, inflation at 19%, a contracting, shrinking economy, he said doing well? How, he must have meant doing well for him Obama not for Nigeria or Nigerians.

For the above reasons and more, I and many other Nigerians say *good riddance to bad rubbish*

Whatever he did for Americans is their business. This is the Nigerian prospective. So Obama lovers can go eat their hearts out.

I am happy today has come
#copied

I'd really like to copy this

...in case I forget some points while rejoicing about today

...or when I remember how he helpedd this gap toothed du!!ard to become president before landing us in number 8 above...

....oh for fucx sake it just seems good to just have these points abeg

Can I copy please?

doctokwus:
This is a new low for this failing govt.
All,for or against this gvt must stand with premium times,lest nland may be next

Did you say failing ?

Darlx:
Thanks alot bro. I think you've solved the puzzle. It's a little easier to see where the problem is coming from now. Sincerely I may have placed too much emphasis on the wrong thing. She's a beauty indeed, and like you rightly said... HER TYPE IS RARE. I guess I'll be more patient with her, and focus more on all the good things we have built together. Thanks a million! This means alot to me.

*blushes*

This is great bro
Now don't forget to invite me on that day o.

God bless

Osaibande take note

Darlx:
Ahahahah... Funny fellow #BoldedStatement

She isn't cheating on me bro to the best of my knowledge.

What I want out of the relationship? Baba, that one hard oOo. My hope is that it leads to marriage, although sincerely doubt we will get (topic for another day)

Go on with your advice...

Dude!
I think it's a beautiful thing you have here, knowing she's faithful & stuff. Truth is I think you should take time to really know what you want first before knowing what you want from her.

I don't know I'm a sucker for your story to be honest, two broken hearts finding each other...she asking you out (wipes a tear -lol) but honestly bro, I need you to find yourself first so it doesn't all turn out to be a waste of...I don't know...everything!

Here's what you should do
Clear your head of the clutter, not what society expects, does or wants ...what do you want?

If you want this girl (think I read you say marriage somewhere) you're going to be head of the house. Now there's no voice from heaven with a white light and all that'll shine on your head after the wedding that'll automatically make you know how to head a home. You need to start making steps and being focused.

I hate to break it to you, she sounds smart at least from how you've described her and probably more matured than you're giving her credit for. Problem with smart girls? They need smart guys! Probably your assistance with her business opened a door for you with her but your 3rd leg is making you not want to be "reasonable" in other aspects hence the 'cock-blocking' aka pre intimacy only.

You need to look at the big picture dude, start with you really deciding what you really want.

That girl seems very focused stop assuming she's your everyday run of the mill child. Leave her body count history in the past where it belongs.

Between you and me? I'd say go for her, they don't come plenty like her, trust me.

You however have the bulk of the work to do, starting with - what do you really want?

Cheers bro!

DICKtator:
Two lovers working in the same branch?

Or is it two lovers working in the same bank?

I know this issue has been discussed on NL before
But I thought it wasn't allowed in banks?
Maybe one of them would have to resign after they tie the nuptial knot.
You know bankers don't like it when they work with their spouses in the same bank/branch.

They claim there may be undue influence or nepotism at play but they fail to add that they like to f@#$& one another too

Why do you think the CEO is happy?

TSA
No money
They can't reduce staff
If they marry (why he hopes for an invite)
One person must resign

One person salary wahala don comot be dat

See...when she's not expecting it just grab both of her nipp!es at the same time. She'll succumb

Lol

Just kidding.

Women can be very spiritual almost out of the blues and when they start, no be here.
If you see signs she's truly becoming more religious, then I think the best you can do is encourage her and don't put any unnecessary pressures.
Ask yourself if it's just for the s3x you're with her or there's a deeper need to be in the relationship with her. Often times we tend to believe the s3x is a confirmation of love, but it isn't. Be patient with her more.

She might even get more spiritual and put an end to the pre intimacy sef. Yeah they're wired like that sometimes.
Important thing here is what do you want out of the relationship really?

I say these things because you make me believe she's not cheating on you bro.
Respond to this truthfully then we take it up from there.

Best of luck

kabrud:
Wicked woman. Something she will still stop after sometimes on her own. I haven't seen any adult or teenager sucking his/her finger.

Let me introduce you to the Nigerian president

DIKEnaWAR:
Ayakata!


Gbadesimi!....le le le le le le le eeee. .. (x2)

Arigiji....Arigiji. ..Arigiji. ..thunder!
(ti ka ka ka ka ti ka kpom! )

Guy are you OK ?

If you see as I burst laugh after reading this lol

modelsms:
like freeze like kemi olunyoyo

Walaitalai