₦airaland Forum

Slottersign:
Are you okay? You better stop sniffing ada's panties.

If you're old enough to pay for yourself, otherwise you could forward it to the people you stay with.

Creep

Young03:
Choi one carton of cold goldberg for that guy

Abeg add one carton of Alomo from me join.

sweerychick:
so I'm dumb enough for going to diamond bank branch and using their ATM abi. Without knowing is diamond bank Well done

Person wey you suppose ignore. You should know when a teller just start work for bank such remarks are expected

Let's wait till one oga shows him for the remix of this nonsense he's talking

The day this man will say one truth fowl will grow teeth

Kiakia:
This is absurd. Clearly a case of hypocrisy and insensitivity. Can't do without Buhari in 2019! What a joke!

It's the person that did to him that I fear. See how they turned a whole adult to be talking rubbish with gusto.
Tufia!

ijustdey:
what kind of vote of confidence is this... instead of them to put the president on his toes and charge him to revive the economy and inflation figures...



they are passing vote of....

mtcheww.

cc lalasticlala

You sef!

So you're actually expecting those people to have sense?

People that relate with cows from morning to night ?

Come, I'm suspecting you o

dikeigbo2:
Just See,negodu dressing,lemon scarf...in this hot weather?.....this their dressing is alien to the igbos........Team scarf all the time

Why are you mentioning the igbos here? The igbos have nothing to do with these people o, people that are running on their own frequency is that how igbos use to do?
Pls leave the icons out of this biko

Slottersign:
What are you saying?

Hang in there, it'll come to you soon

Even with the plagues in Egypt during Moses & Pharaoh's time I don't think it was this much.

Nigerians it seems you people have wronged God in selecting this despot for a president.

Who knows what's next ?

Slottersign:
He is going to Abia and not Imo, reason the Abia state governor is there to receive him.

Both Rochas o, the deputy governor o and oshibande himself there all...you know the rest

Gten:
Please APC goons tell "osunbade" to do away with that cap and get another one, it makes him look malnourished. I don't want people thinking he is on presidential dry fasting.

I don't even understand who gave him the stupid cap. Him sef is forming branding

Part of why Hell rufai called him commissioner the other time

Donshemzy1234:
Mi I want revolution

Where dat one sef? He will not come and join protest na.

When den open thread for lie Mohammed own (I sure say e go pass 100) make den call me.

I'm tayad of all the MMM talk dem

LordAdam7:
Then you should have been clearer.

By fanning embers of discord.

Started with the 95%/5% dichotomy.

Graduated to keeping mute with the Agatu massacre because it was done by Fulani herdsmen. Then it was the Nimbo. Then it was the Kaduna genocide. Doing basically nothing.

Then he is moving on to silencing religious leaders that speak up against his government/policies/status quo.

That answers your question.

-Lord

The dullard said 97% and 5% don't change his answer sheet.

seguntijan:
I still always say it, TINUBU is the best person we need as a president. Yes he has a lot of flaws like any other politicians but one thing is that he has conscience (just like GEJ) but he knows how to use people to get what he wants unlike (GEJ). He's sound politically (he can manipulate the legislative to approve bills without wasting much time, he will just use his political calculator to get it passed), he knows how to source for capable hands to handle jobs as get it done (even his enemies can't dispute this), he's closer to people than any other leader(unlike fayose cutting kpomo, he knows how to get feedback from people). Go and search his records in public or private administration you'll know that there's none at present that has the skills needed to lead Nigeria of today.
let's give Tinubu the chance

Pls stop right there

I won't even give this post a response beyond that. What kind of talk is this?

goshen26:
Take over wat?

Wen the northern govs are currently holding a secret meeting without the invitation of VP/acting president....




The movie will start soon. God spare ur life and my life

Confirmation of him only being a commissioner let him go and be opening MSME clinic that's what he should be doing at his level.

Sophisticated non entity

BanevsJoker:
The way all of his strongest supporters suddenly have have a voice to criticize his government suggests that there's something fishy about his health. Why now? Why 2 years after this colossal failure at government? Why in the days after this rumour started? Let him just give a press conference and clear the air. I hope he is okay though, they should just stop playing with the intelligence of 170 million Nigerians.

Not fishy, cow-ey.

obataokenwa:
This she-pig is still commenting on nairaland

Blood of Nebuchadnezzar!



Someone's child! That was carried for 9 months + labour pains?

Guy you're dangerous o

LORDOFAFONJAS:
what if that guy was saying the truth

That na why him dey vex am na APC people and truth be like vampire and sun, they must not meet.

Or have you ever met a truthful APC person before?

These shiite people they're even doing like this abeg who dem vote during last election?

TANKDESTROYER:
Something fishy is going on here

Something cow-ey dem no too get fish for north

three:
Bad, ignorant and obnoxious policies put the country in recession not declined oil prices, is Nigeria the only oil producing country suffering 'declined oil prices'?




Now you have achieved 'wider spread poverty' on one hand and incredible wealth creation via forex manipulation to a few on the other



After all this is what you achieved in Lagos




At extreme odds but you have no problem inheriting 'Ronald Chagoury', Abacha's business partner to be yours abi?



'Genuine, positive message' that is currently impoverishing the same people you hoodwinked with 'hope and aspiration'? Continue..



Jonathan was the cord around your 'broom' once the cord was taken away, d broom SCATTERED!



Fantastic strategy to win an election, Abysmal (zero) plan to lead a nation = We weren't planning to lead we just planned to topple and loo...



The Grasscutter and other stories (2015-2017) and 53 Suitcases and other stories (1984) says otherwise



false accusations of religious intolerance? Yeah, right



Good job here, your political prowess shows



The same card reader you used to defend your proxy governor's win stating that it wasn't enshrined in the electoral act - It's good when it's useful to you and it's bad when it's not



Sir! you're joking right?!!!!

Pls who are you? Me I like intelligent people o and right now I'm standing and shouting "see finishing" to every single line you wrote.

Bros God bless you beyond your expectations.

Meanwhile * follows * intelligent people will always be intelligent

saintneo:
We don't have fulanis in Nigeria, they are from Libya (by Buhari), Senegal and Mali (by Northern Governors). I wonder why MURIC sympathetic to foreign killer squad.

Lai say na Mauritius dem from come

dracosith:
people died in Kaduna, u said nothing and here diz educated fool is saying nonsense. brethrens, any Fulani herdsman dat comes near u, kill him, cut off his head. I support

Educated?

bluice2:
Stick a finger into the veejay during ur next pre-intimacy and stylishly smear it across her nose. She will pause to ask Wat that smell was..............uwc

Crase man

Mutiatu used our kitchen knife as pillow , when I queried her; she said her pastor instructed her to use it against bad dreams

Now this part cracked me up .

Be deceiving yourself idiot

fratermathy:
Spell the VP's name correctly please.

Even buhari him oga dey f@ck up with the name too sometimes so free the guy abeg

Lai Mohd will soon come and talk his own

Give it time oyibo
This too shall pass

LecciGucci:
Lol.. did she say that?.

No oo before she go face me
Was just wondering ni as you were dropping names

LecciGucci:
.. brymo??.

Dude hav lost my respect!!.
Hope he havnt started doing drugs.
Coz even bobrisky and afrocandy cant say this

Kemi olunloyo nko?