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RomanceRe: My Wife Refused To Do Family Planning Now She Is Pregnant Again by rejoke(f): 11:11am On Apr 25, 2022
if she does not want to do family planning, you have the option to do too, why not discuss it with her and go for it? no be only woman de do am.. speak to your doctor mbok
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Share Your Experience With BEDC by rejoke(f): 11:00am On Aug 30, 2021
BEDC, very terrible, my community (Agbarha- otor) in Delta state has not seen light for four years now.
Government bought step down and transformers, everything has been fixed but that woman refused to try the light on, saying we are owing bills.. How do we pay bills when we have not even seen d light?
PoliticsRe: Power Minister's Claim: What's The Electricity Supply In Your Area Like? by rejoke(f): 4:44pm On Jun 11, 2020
Am in Agbarha-otor in Ughelli north Delta state.. my community have not seen light for over two years now
FamilyRe: Please Help Look Into This Family Issue (I'm Loosing My Mind) by rejoke(f): 11:11pm On May 17, 2020
please keep your dad from that house.. he could be suffering from Alzheimer's disease which is a progressive disorder that causes brain cells to waste away (degenerate) and die. Alzheimer's disease is the most common cause of dementia — a continuous decline in thinking, behavioral and social skills that disrupts a person's ability to function independently.
FamilyRe: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by rejoke(f): 7:49pm On Apr 29, 2020
when I was about five years old, my dad made a law that no body in the house should speak pigin English. either English or Urhobo.. that night was a solemn night for everybody. we were are so mute until he left for work the next day... on returning the next day from work, he enquired "where is makpo"...? no reply" he repeated it like three times, I got tired and decided to try my luck in answering as a waffi girl.. I replied "he is chopping for palor".. see laugh, everybody crawled out of their hiding place, the boisterous laughter that followed was something I could never forget.. and that was how the English matter ended.
CrimeRe: Yetunde Akilapa Arraigned In Court For Theft (Photo) by rejoke(f): 9:47am On Jul 06, 2018
Kleptomania or klopemania
[1] is the inability to refrain from the urge for stealing items and is usually done for reasons other than personal use or financial gain. First described in 1816, kleptomania is classified in psychiatry as an impulse control disorder.
[2] Some of the main characteristics of the disorder suggest that kleptomania could be an obsessive-compulsive spectrum disorder.

the actress is not a kleptomaniac, rather she is a THIEF. the act was premeditated and she even has a master key to the house.
PoliticsRe: Aishatu Jibril Dukku: "Nigerians Eat Maggi So Much, That's Why We Are So Edgy" by rejoke(f): 10:21am On Jan 19, 2018
funny woman... i wonder watin maggi do her to deserve this blame.
RomanceRe: Man Impregnates Girlfriend During NYSC, Dumps Her, Weds Another Lady Secretly by rejoke(f): 10:17am On Jan 19, 2018
the girl is so dumb expecting something to come out of her relationship with someone who practically told her not to have d baby. if she was willing to keep d baby.. she should as well be ready to take what follows.
TravelRe: Man Wears All His Clothes At The Airport To Avoid British Airways Luggage Fees by rejoke(f): 10:07am On Jan 19, 2018
the guy for tell them say cold de catch am naim make am wear all the excess cloth
LiteratureRe: Taken By Freakywrites (sanusi Farouk) by rejoke(f): 9:57am On Jan 19, 2018
nice write up.. but i think there is no much suspense before the antagonist and where about of the wife was revealed. i would prefer it if the father is a little bit emotional about the death of his wife and the identity of the one calling the shot hidden for as long as possible. kudos to you.
EducationRe: The "BIG" Gap Between Engineering And Medical Students! by rejoke(f): 7:01pm On Oct 07, 2014
in camp, the corper doctors taks turns in attending to even the engineers... the question is what does the engineers do?
RomanceRe: Confessions Of A Fat Girl by rejoke(f): 5:55pm On Jul 17, 2013
Well my dearest, a chicken once said,''its ALL in your HEAD''. I hav neva been slim, am married for over two months now n I know bigers girls who are married. Self carriage is born from within an individual. Just start by thinking right and becides.. Don't expect a boy of 26 to be so loving, it will tak a mature minded person who knows wat he wants to appreciate u.. So think right first.. Shine and bounce it all round and above all be contiouse of ur diet... U cld actually drop some kg.. So how much do u weigh?
CultureRe: The Slogans, Meanings And Histories Of The 36 States by rejoke(f): 8:03pm On May 20, 2013
I thougt nobody will mention my Delta, D Finger of God.. I still wonder why Uduagha decided to change it.. I think I like d Big heart better
Christianity EtcRe: Church Leaders In Zimbabwe Blacklist T.B Joshua, Calling Him A Fake Prophet by rejoke(f): 9:06pm On May 12, 2012
if he says he is a prophet, let him be!!! It is not in their power to stop him from proclaiming the word of God... Do u guys think that vision is seen just for the purpose of revealin it, somtimes, dey are said so that prayers can be said to avert them. If a family member calls u one day n says dat he dreamt dat somone wld die in the family... Please pray.. Wld u not pray? And if eventually nobody dies, wld u assume dat it was a false alarm or a victory? Just try to hold on to wat u believe.
Christianity EtcRe: Church Leaders In Zimbabwe Blacklist T.B Joshua, Calling Him A Fake Prophet by rejoke(f): 8:53pm On May 12, 2012
Ptolomeus: Expelled from Cameroon and now in Zimbabwe ... coincidence? Jealousy?
Joshua calls himself a "prophet" and says he is inspired by God ...
With this "alleged divine inspiration" Joshua predicted sports results (something ridiculous, inappropriate for anyone who claims to be profveeta of God). It is unethical for a true prophet, that kind of crap vaticine on behalf of God.
But let another subject even more serious.
In January 2012 Joshua told the world that if Argentina was president underwent surgery, she would die.
Joshua's word is despised around the world ... he does not exist as a prophet, even as a circus clown, so the president of Argentina underwent surgery, and the result was magnificent. Today, five months after surgery, the president of Argentina has a great health!
Joshua believed that thanks to the great distance that exists with Argentina, his "prophecy" would be forgotten, and his terrible mistake would be concealed. But here I estoyu, denouncing the fact that nobody can deny. Joshua falsely announced the death of a person. There are many more examples.
Such a fraud, it can be called "prophet"? That is an insult to the prophets.
It can be said that Joshua is inspired by God? That's a lot to underestimate God (heresy).
Cameroon and Zimbabwe begin the list, many other countries will drive out the fraud. It is a matter of jealousy.
Cameroon Bravo! Bravo Zimbabwe!
Where do u stand?
FoodRe: What Are Your Favourite Nigerian Food/Meals? by rejoke(f): 3:44pm On May 09, 2012
banga soup and starch

Christianity EtcRe: "POVERTY" Is A Choice, True Or False? by rejoke(f): 9:03pm On Apr 30, 2012
Well i would say... Poverty is not by choice but one can decide to be poor sub-consciously,depending on the decision one makes. Nobody want's to be poor but situations may deprive one from being rich, de say' wen u hookup with d right people, d right connection, a feasible opportunity, u will meet wealth' some persons has wat de call hard luck.. Nothing works for them even the fast lane may backfire. But u can gearup ur determination and tak drastic steps... Which ever ways to make a difference. Just dont settle for less.
TV/MoviesRe: Interesting Television And Radio Programmes In The 1990's by rejoke(f): 12:41pm On Apr 29, 2012
ukodo show
Williwilli
geringori
Jagua

Those ar my favorite
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast At Bayero University In Kano by rejoke(f): 11:38am On Apr 29, 2012
SAVE THY PEOPLE OH!! LORD GOD ALMIGHTY FOR THEY HAVE NO MIGHT AGAINST THEIR FOE.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria To Import Fuel From Niger Republic by rejoke(f): 11:17am On Apr 27, 2012
God help us!!!!
PoliticsRe: Should Goodluck Jonathan Appoint Buhari To Tackle Boko Haram? by rejoke(f): 7:07pm On Apr 26, 2012
Its a futile idea because even if Buhari accepts and does his duty, he will still be seen as the enemy tryin to disarm his rivals. It is all in the heads of GEJ and PDP alike, they know what is happening, they know the sponsors of this group, they are just afraid to face the truth because these same sponsors are his sponsors.
PoliticsRe: JTF Uncovers Another Bomb Factory In Kano by rejoke(f): 10:39pm On Apr 25, 2012
The Lord shall continue to expose them...[i]The Lord shall continue to expose them...[/i]The Lord shall continue to expose them...

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