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Politics › Jonathan Approves Recruitment Of 500 Engineers, Technicians! by Relax101(op): 12:54am On Oct 22, 2011
Uyo – The Minister of Works, Mr Mike Onolememen says President Goodluck Jonathan has approved the recruitment of over 500 young engineers and technicians to increase performance in the ministry.
He said on Thursday at the two-day retreat organised by the ministry in Uyo that the new recruitment would provide the enabling environment for the ministry to further work on its various projects across the country.
The theme of the retreat is “Improving road sector infrastructure for socio–economic transformation’’.
Onolememen said the development would also address the issues of unemployment and poor designs of roads in the country.
According to him, the retreat will drive the social change in the road sector even as the expectations of the public are becoming higher.
He said there were already reforms and directives by the ministry that would guide all consultants and contractors handling jobs for the ministry.
Onolememen said that directives had been given for the review of the capacity/ capability of all consultants currently working for the Ministry with a view to retaining only those competent for the design of roads.
“The ministry is no longer ready to make payments for substandard jobs, only the intrinsic value of services rendered by consultants will henceforth be paid for by the ministry.
“The era of omnibus payment to consultants that add no value to our work is over.”
The minister also said that mandatory laboratories were being created for all road and bridge projects for effective assessment of materials meant for the construction and rehabilitation of roads across the country.
Onolememen warned that the ministry’s engineers and representatives would be held accountable for any shoddy work done by any of the ministry’s contractors.
In his remarks, the Minister of State for Works, Amb. Bashir Yuguda, said that focus would be on transformation, reforms and partnership.
He appealed to the staff to ensure that a holistic approach to good governance, concentration and focus with the stakeholders, contractors and the civil service work force were not left out in all their transactions.
Akwa Ibom Governor, Chief Goodswill Akpabio, represented by his deputy, Mr Nsima Ekere thanked the Ministers and stake holders in the sector for the honour done them.
He assured the ministers that his administration would not relent in infrastructure development in the state as they provided the backbone to any growing economy.
Akpabio solicited the ministry’s support and partnership to effectively ensure even development in the country.
The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that a communique would be issued at the end of the technical sessions deliberating on road challenges, management and reforms in the sector. (NAN)
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Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday Mukina2 by Relax101(m): 12:46am On Oct 22, 2011
toba:
u are also banned as well
No, I wasnt banned. I saw the way she reacted to some threads in a very biased form.
Romance › Re: Do Guys Actually Like Slim Girls? by Relax101(m): 12:40am On Oct 22, 2011
Amaka G29:
No, I'm not fat. I'm tall enough that I'm just thick, but my fear of being fat keeps me working out and my fear of being skinny keeps me eating. (jogs with a bagel in mouth)
Kedu? You wont be fat in Jesus name. say amen. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Culture › Re: which nigerian tribe respect elders more(with poll) by Relax101(m): 12:11am On Oct 22, 2011
Holy crap.
Sports › Re: The Worst Super Eagle Player Of All Time! by Relax101(m): 11:53pm On Oct 21, 2011
Garba Lawal was one the best in the team. Utility player.
The worst is Berti Vogts. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


for me the worst player na Furo Iyenemi.
Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday Mukina2 by Relax101(m): 11:37pm On Oct 21, 2011
HappY Birthday to Mukina but she's a real but quiet ethnic bigot.
Romance › Re: Do Guys Actually Like Slim Girls? by Relax101(m): 11:32pm On Oct 21, 2011
Candyness:
Emofine sound like the same B!tch called Natasha. If y'all so hot, put up your pictures. y,all B!tches are invited to kiss my a***  twice and am sure you would like it
hey moraf0ka, that's not your pics. I have watched you terrorize the real beauties on every thread.
Put up ur real pics or I will create a thread putting up the site where you got that pix from.
I give you 24hrs to change your pix or i will give you the real kondo you want.
Romance › Re: Do Guys Actually Like Slim Girls? by Relax101(m): 11:28pm On Oct 21, 2011
You all should read my signature but I can manage lepa wey get flesh for the right places. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Women Prefer To Date Mostly Nigerian Or Black Men by Relax101(m): 11:23pm On Oct 21, 2011
[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=785501.msg9391130#msg9391130 date=1319220038]
Now let me ask you something, what was it that was so fascinating about white women that you all dreamt of being with them? undecided
[/quote]Sup inked Nerd. Can we start something, anything, everything? hehehehe
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room VI by Relax101(m): 11:21pm On Oct 21, 2011
Dyt:
^ check out d man above u
he says he cld go 2hrs non stop
If the guy is for boasting[b] 2 common hours[/b], then He needs medical check up real fast.
I am the alpha and omega on bed. I do what is unimaginable.
No be mouth, which babe wan try me? kama roll. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Politics › Re: Bomb Planted At Enugu Shoprite Defused By Anti-Bomb Squad? by Relax101(m): 11:01pm On Oct 21, 2011
[quote author=High_Chief link=topic=786845.msg9392261#msg9392261 date=1319233991]Seun this is a shame. Am sure you are one of those Yoruba dudes with another ID bashing Igbos on every thread, prolly you forgot you were using your real ID when you posted this. Shame[/quote]HAhahahahaha, very possible o.
Politics › Re: Ogoni Village Files $1b Suit Against Shell In U.s. by Relax101(m): 10:42pm On Oct 21, 2011
Sun of god:
Their like 15 years late . . .

Hope the villagers can hire a legal team to match that of 'Shells'

And why have they not also filled a lawsuit against NNPC?
They are not late.

ff to 3.58.


Meanwhile listen, [flash=400,400]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkDgnVJa7SU[/flash]



We are going to demand our right peacefully, non-violently and we shall win. Yeahhhh!!!, no to shell, no to shell!!!!!
Crime › Re: Political Aspirant Possibly Violated And Murdered In Aba? by Relax101(m): 10:41pm On Oct 21, 2011
The commissioner of police during that time should be held responsible.
He should be traced and bundled back to Aba to answer those questions.
Politics › Re: Youth To Embark On Hunger Strike Over Fuel Subsidy Removal by Relax101(m): 5:35pm On Oct 21, 2011
Lol, See pipuli o.
Hunger strike ke?
Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Women Prefer To Date Mostly Nigerian Or Black Men by Relax101(m): 5:44am On Oct 21, 2011
[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=785501.msg9386259#msg9386259 date=1319161765]
I was agreeing with you up until I got up to the bolded red parts. I will show you a video of a Nigerian girl who is with the type of guy you described. By the way, the sexy oyibo in the video is ENGAGED to the girl.

[flash=450,400]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLOQ-uXqfN4[/flash]

[flash=450,400]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLskOqj2H44[/flash]
[/quote]That guy go dey shine that girl thing well. cheesy cheesy cheesy
I get one jamo friend wey like white guys because of licky licky.
Politics › Re: Let's Predict The Next Pdp Presidential Candidate In Year 2015 by Relax101(m): 4:20am On Oct 21, 2011
Obama Barack.
Business › Re: AMCON Acquires N275b Bad Loans Of Zenon Oil, Geometric Power, Seawolf by Relax101(m): 3:39am On Oct 21, 2011
Is Mustapha Chike Obi not the son of the popular mathematician, Prof Chike Obi?
They are acquiring everything acquirable shay? tongue tongue tongue tongue
Romance › Re: An Interesting Conversation Between A Ph Boy And A Calabar Babe. Lol: by Relax101(m): 3:27am On Oct 21, 2011
I need a chick from calabar.
Politics › Re: Group Wants Igbanke Included In The Proposed Anioma State by Relax101(m): 3:23am On Oct 21, 2011
PhysicsQED:
LMAO  grin grin grin grin

The return of the Ogbuefi of lies indeed! You didn't disappoint with your essay. You really piled it on there and I've already spotted several errors just glancing through that epistle you wrote.  grin Well, I have a test Friday morning, so expect a full response on Friday afternoon! However, when I do post my counter "essay" I'm going to do it in that Delta Igbo Bendel Igbo thread, because you had some other false claims there that I [b]still [/b]intend to correct. I was waiting for you to return, but since you're here now, it's all good. I'll respond in that thread and post the link in this thread just in case you miss it.
Wetin you dey study and for where?
Hope you dont mind my funny questions.
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room VI by Relax101(m): 3:00am On Oct 21, 2011
[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=756971.msg9379208#msg9379208 date=1319094362]Ohhh wow how brilliant. your getting there. Very soon u wud b off nappies undecided

*throws a stick on her way so she trips on it n buyakasha!* grin grin tongue[/quote]Sup sexy mama.
Holla at your boy. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Business › Re: Stanbic Ibtc Bank Arm Twisted Ibikunle Amosun Over N300m Debt. by Relax101(op): 12:29am On Oct 21, 2011
Hahahaha, i am just a poster o.
I dey post any news wey I see concern the masses. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Health › Re: Anambra To Recruit Foreign Doctors As Local Doctors Continue Strike by Relax101(m): 8:46pm On Oct 20, 2011
Eko Ile:
I don't know why your are so dumb and foolish to know that you and your moronic nonsense are irrelevant and inconsequential to me. You are just another riff raff to me, talk less take you and the other clowns like you seriously.
By the time I throw your smelly gay arse to jail with your lover Tinubu, you will take me serious.
Meanwhile enjoy the stolen money while it last jare. No lele.
Health › Re: Anambra To Recruit Foreign Doctors As Local Doctors Continue Strike by Relax101(m): 8:38pm On Oct 20, 2011
Eko Ile:
I don't know why your are so dumb and foolish to know that you and your moronic nonsense are irrelevant and inconsequential to me. You are just another riff raff to me, talk less take you and the other clowns like you seriously.
I dont knw why you are so dumb.
Ibikunle Amosun, the ogun state governor is currently depleting left right and center Ogun state's money to his friends.


Meanwhile @ topic, Peter Obi dey mumu anyhow
Business › Re: Stanbic Ibtc Bank Arm Twisted Ibikunle Amosun Over N300m Debt. by Relax101(op): 8:31pm On Oct 20, 2011
I talk say ACN and PDP= deceive government.
I like people wey know say dem be devil pass people wey dey fake say dem be angel.
ACN is just the flip side of PDP. Same coin.
Business › Stanbic Ibtc Bank Arm Twisted Ibikunle Amosun Over N300m Debt. by Relax101(op): 8:28pm On Oct 20, 2011
The Ogun State Governor Ibikunle Amosun, now known as[b] Emperor Amosun[/b], has named his commissioners that comprises mainly his business associates and three politicians in persons of Muyiwa Oladapo,Olu Odeyemi and Daniel Adejobi.

What many people didn’t know, however, is that Stanbic IBTC Bank railroaded him to give the institution juicy appointments to safeguard its investment in the governor. Gathered that before the last election, Amosun had approached the bank through one of his friends, Segun Adeoluwa who is now the Secretary to the State Government for N300m loan to help him prosecute the campaign.

It was alleged that after serious negotiation, the sum of N290m was given to the senator while some officials of the bank pocketed N10m, with the condition that if he eventually won the bank would produce the commissioner for finance and be in charge of budget, which used to be under the ministry of finance. This unholy agreement was why the new Emperor of Oke-Mosan created a Ministry of Budget, manned by the two staffers of the bank –– Kemi Adeosun, who is in charge of Finance and Oluwande Muoyo, who is in charge of Budget.

This arrogance and misuse of executive power didn’t go without causing rancour within the fold of the ruling Action Congress of Nigeria in the state who feel slighted over the way the governor is handling the affairs of the state without consulting the party hierarchy.

Further learnt that Amosun was confronted with this misdemeanour by the party leader in Ogun Central Constituency, Chief Segun Taiwo, who told him about what they were hearing about the list of commissioners. Amosun played a fast one him by showing to him a list that comprises those the party preferred.

However, when the governor sent the list to the House of Assembly for confirmation, it was not the same as the one showed to the party leader. This, we learnt, prompted Chief Taiwo to go back to Amosun but instead for him to offer an explanation, he simply told the man to go to hell and that he should be allowed to run his government the way he wanted. He allegedly stormed out of the venue of the meeting and reported back to Osoba.

The House of Assembly members also queried the list and asked the nominees to produce their party membership cards before the House could go ahead with their screening but they were unable to do so. The duo of Hon. Adijat Adeleye representing Ifo 2 Constituency and Hon.Allen representing Abeokuta South Constituency 2 made so much noise about the anomalies before other members of the House prevailed on them to allow the screening after serious negotiations.

The negotiation made the governor appoint some opposition party members in the newly constituted local government caretaker committee recently inaugurated by the governor.

Global News further learnt that[b] it is not only Stanbic IBTC that has its nominees in theOgunStatecabinet; billionaire businessman Aliko Dangote gave Amosun huge amount of money during his campaign and produced some of the commissioners. One of them is Barrister Segun Odubela, the former head of Rickey Tarfa Chamber who is now the Commissioner for Education in the state.
[/b]
Right now, the centre can no longer hold within Action Congress in the state because the party is now polarised between two factions right from ward level: namely Osoba and Amosun groups. It is said that if anybody wants to do anything within the party, the question he would first have to answer is which group he belongs to. And if he/she doesn’t belong to the Amosun group he is doomed.


http://www.globalnewsnig.com/?p=165
Health › Re: Anambra To Recruit Foreign Doctors As Local Doctors Continue Strike by Relax101(m): 8:25pm On Oct 20, 2011
Eko Ile:
Oloshi, why not confine your idiocy to one place? Must you chase me around like a damn fahhgot?

If Tinubu is the beginning and the end of your life, good for you.

And if your dikkkkk can not get up till you dream and shout your daily Tinubbu Alehluyah, kill yourself.


Your dumb a/ss cry every day about Tinubu, but you are yet to tell us what he stole from you and from where

You dumb a/ss cry everyday about corruption, but you are yet to tell us what made him a cor rut man.

Until you do that, the only corrupt entity is your slow a/s/s.

When sane and normal people level allegations, they bring out facts to support their allegations, but a worthless scum bag like you is too lazy and incompetent to do just that.

Yelling rubbish that you can not substantiate all over the place is obviously your only portion in life and I hope it remains so and I'll keep reminding you.

Btw, shouldn't you be looking for Tinubu's shiitt to see if smells like Awolowo too?

Fuckkkkking jobless loser.
Tell me how you gonna campaign for Fashola or Tinubu on nairaland if they indicate interest for 2015. Your mouth be like tifi tifi mouth. You lack serious home training.
I have over two million votes.
Politics › Re: Yoruba Afenifere Leaders Paid Solidarity Vist To Gbenga Daniel by Relax101(m): 8:13pm On Oct 20, 2011
Eko Ile:
^^^^^ Back to sender and every soul inside your household.
So you dey fear?
You go enter prison when time come.
You better pray make opposition no win Lagos for your lifetime or else.
Politics › Re: Yoruba Afenifere Leaders Paid Solidarity Vist To Gbenga Daniel by Relax101(m): 7:25pm On Oct 20, 2011
^^^^^Tani omo jatijati ole to nsoro yi?
Ewon to tobi ni ma ju esi. Iwo ati oga Tinubu.
I wo ni mo n ba wi, Eko Ile.(eko igbe).
Ole aji bole ole. tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Politics › Re: Nigerian Hereos Of The War In Burma . Touching Documentary. by Relax101(m): 5:31pm On Oct 20, 2011
I just remembered my Grandfather too fought in Burma. lol
Politics › Re: Nigerian Hereos Of The War In Burma . Touching Documentary. by Relax101(m): 3:54pm On Oct 20, 2011
My grand uncle fought in Burma.
I dont know if He's still alive.

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