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When is the war and confrontation gonna start? They dare not put any yeye san san for my own garri. |
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=782669.msg9354846#msg9354846 date=1318818200]^^^ when you're done, we can then get back to the thread sha. Mo ri pe o n try lati appear neutral. Good boy. We need more igbo boys like you. Eventually, you'd go back to attacking Youbas. But let NL enjoy this pretense for the moment being. [/quote]Haba, when me be part yoruba, my mom na Igbo. My grandmom for my mamaside na isoko, my grandmom for my papaside na efik. No carry me put for this tribal madness. I dey lash out individuals. |
yeah, my dad told Obasanjo to be president but Obasanjo ate the whole money meant for my father. Now my uncle told his calabar cook to take his two big dogs to the veterinary doctor for their follow ups. Chei come and see tori. |
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=782669.msg9354835#msg9354835 date=1318817849]^^^ I see that this is your attempt to shift the thread to my person. Do you ppl usually read too much into what you read on NL? ![]() Egbami o ![]() Ezeuche ko, the dude that is ready to beat up a Yoruba chick. Olorun ma je!![/quote]No , I no dey shift any thread on your person. That's what you think, but guys like that are usually soft when it comes to women they love/like. Ba wo ni weekend re? So gbadu weekend e ni? |
[quote author=alj_harem link=topic=782669.msg9354820#msg9354820 date=1318817301]ezeuche is a warrior and not a lover. the dude is too tribal and aggressive the only NLer Ileke idi likes are Lax75, Kilode and Alj Harem[/quote]Nah, I dont believe ezeuche was tribal. Was Ileke idi not going crazy with tribal threads before she cooled down a bit? They just fit each themselves jare. When Ezeuche was going crazy, only ileke calms him and vice versa. Ileke idi, ore to ma fun mi da? Moyin duro o |
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=782669.msg9354772#msg9354772 date=1318816084]Our "love" wore out. he was too igbotic for my liking ![]() My dear, I'm more than happy that you did not marry that backward girl Hope wify and children dey well.[/quote]How can your love wore out?Shay you people were disturbing the peace on NL with your Arochukwu-Ekiti Hybrid pikins? But you really loved EzeUche so much that it made boys from your ethnic group on NL to become so jealous of una online love/romance. lol |
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=782669.msg9354735#msg9354735 date=1318815400]LOL I'm not the one making stories up and posting consolation theories. ![]() Abi o. Odikwa serious. Very very. [/quote]Ileke idi, what happened to your strong love for Ezeuche?Abi, you no like am again? |
F0rk this yoruba and igbo poo. I have dated from all tribes in southern Nigeria. They all whine and cry and feel too special. I am going to marry from Cameroun. Where's my sweet Nayah? |
Boko Haram Replies Niger Delta Militants: Bastards Let’s Roll Some Heads. New York [RR] BAUCHI–In response to the belligerent Egbesu Militants in Niger Delta’s threats to Boko Haram and all Northerners currently living and doing business in the N’Delta to leave her territorial borders or get killed in an article captioned: ”Belligerent Egbesu-Militants Give Northerners 5-Days Ultimatum To Leave N’Delta”,is creating ripples effect at this time. Ibrahim Yankanuri an obscured leader of Boko Haram militant group fired back to Niger Delta Militants, challenging them to carry-out their threats. He said: ‘Fools, we are counting days, we are counting days indeed. Please, don’t be bastards, carry out your threats. We are counting, I have called brothers in the north and asked how prepared they were and they told me they are ready, RepublicReporters gathered Sunday. According Mallam Yankanuri: ”The ratio is 14 to 1, between northerns and southerners living in each other’s territory; it is time to uproot more trees”, He fumed. Mallam Yankanuri fumed: “I read it here in the forums last week, it was posted from an online media that some militants are war-mongering against the northerners to leave the southern region of Nigeria. They were given SEVEN DAYS to evacuate. Good, it is about time we uproot some trees again. Mallam Yankanuri added, “Fools, we are counting days, we are counting days indeed. Please, don’t be bastards, carry out your threats. I just called home and asked my people of their preparedness, I was told they had been ready since the first Jos riots over a year ago. Asking those bastards for UNITY IN NIGERIA will be dignifying them. NIGERIA WILL BE UNITED, no ma[/b]tter what. We are just too INTERWOVEN since the early 1970. “But, At [b]a ratio of 14 to 1 (fourteen of theirs in the north to just one of us in their region). LET’S ROLL SOME HEADS, let’s slash some throats. “It took the uprooted and replanted fruitless tree 40 years to get its root firm on the ground, this time, it won’t be replanted. RepublicReporters last week published an article titled: “Belligerent Egbesu-Militants Give Northerners 5-Days Ultimatum To Leave N’Delta. In it, we reported that Jonathan backers Egbesu Militants in Niger Delta has given Boko Haram and other Northerners 5 to 7 Days to leave Niger Delta, stating that Boko Haram activities including bombings are anti-Jonathan administration, RepublicReporters has learned. NationalMirror also reported the report: ”Militant groups in Niger Delta have ordered northerners domiciled in the region to leave within seven days. The group, under aegis of the Egbesu Mightier Fraternity of Izon, in a statement by the four commanders of the Joint Revolutionary Council, namely, Commander Okiki Kene, Gen. Okin Sele, Gen. Korumah and Gen. Abu Mic, said they were been compelled to issue the ultimatum by the bombing activities of the dreaded Islamic sect, Boko Haram RepublicReporters New York gathered the communique is captioned: “‘Leave our land now within seven days’. Sources said Egbesu belligerent communique was addressed to the “Muslim community in the Niger Delta. “We are compelled by the present Boko Haram merciless bombing in the country, without verifiable developmental agitation. “Even now, there are killings going on in the North. The continuous killings of Christians in the North are unbearable to us now. Boko Haram has been planting bombs around churches and other places with clusters of the innocent. “Its wild excesses are essentially a reaction to the presidential ascendancy of Dr. Goodluck Jonathan. If we are actually one Nigeria, why won’t we allow other geo-political zone to rule the country? “Saudi Arabia is the centre of Islamic faith, yet, there are no single killing of Christian faithful in that country. Why all these killing of innocent citizens in reaction to Goodluck Jonathan’s presidential victory? “With this trend, we can’t live together. Leave Niger Delta now. Your failure to leave at the expiration of this letter, we’ll start to kill any muslim we see in the Niger Delta region. “No section of this country is an embodiment of killing others. Muslims can’t live in our land freely (Niger Delta), while Boko Haram will be killing our people in their land. This is our message, If you like stay and test our ultimatum and see what will happen.” Our source added: ”The group reiterated its bloody past and threatened to shed blood again, if compelled to do so by those who refused to heed its quit order. “We have tasted bloody war during the days of our agitation for equal rights. Members of Boko Haram live among you and pray in the same mosques. So, you can’t claim that you don’t know where they are. “The truth is that no dispensation will ever be good in Nigeria, except from Muslim North. The North is out to fight the President with the Islamic sect. Enough is enough with this sect.” But Ibrahim Yankanuri challenged Egbesu Militants stating that: “Your militants are those born less than 40 years ago, (after the war), you, their fathers, who suffered the loss of the war, are just not wise enough to let them know that as long as rivers Niger and Benue divide us as they do, Nigeria will survive. Only the idiots will perish. “All of you war-mongering bastards need us more in the north than we need you in the south. Oil? You will need to get the book first before you can read it. He added, “We know, it is not all the tribes in the south that are war mongering, we will surgically take care of business this time. We love all those who love others, I am sure those will even rescue our people whenever your bastards start acting foolish, talking about the abotours in the N’Delta since the 60s. “Please practice your pronunciation of TORO well this time, that may be your key to staying alive, TOLO will not be acceptable. “We are counting days, we won’t strike first, we don’t like the rest of the world to think that we are the aggressors… ‘Sheegu, yan banza”, he signed off as Ibro Yankanuri http://www.republicreport.com/war-mongering-bastards-need-north-more-than-we-need-south/ |
kodewrita:I didnt know the ikwerre people are now Igbos? |
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=782669.msg9352966#msg9352966 date=1318791937]Its just something about Yoruba men that makes women go crazy. Dont worry, I'm yet to understand it too. Yoruba women usually go for edo men or middlebelt men. It's all about cultural similarities. It's a matter of heart. Lke Ify said, if both parents are not into it, she needs to think against. You need both parents to help advice and settle problems in the marriage. Goodluck. As a Yoruba woman, I feel the parents sha. I've told my sons and daughters to not even look beyond the SW, MB and[b] SS[/b]. It's a personal preference.[/quote]Na wao. An igbo man from the SS will marry her or him, lol No shaking. Dem dey everywhere for all region. ![]() |
2buff:My papa just retired from NYSE, na him hand over the chairmanship to me. ![]() I go see her for work tomorrow. Make she take am easy, naija people go woz am for floor. |
I am hot like fire. Next is Ogugua, hahahahaha ![]() who be this candyness wey dey terrorize this thread? |
[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=782802.msg9352169#msg9352169 date=1318784762]Your reaction to my post has confirmed that you are a brain dead dullard not worthy of any response from me. I make an exception here to give you another opportunity to reread my post and adjust your response to it, appropriately. I don't believe that you are an illeterate but I think you are letting your bigotry get the best out of you.[/quote]Your usual rant is getting boring and predictable. As usual, you will ignore the questions and give me silly excuses. What have you done to help your people in the north? What have your emir, the governors from your region done? Dem knw no say education is the key. Cant you guys find a way to stop almajiri system through your state lawmakers? Abi na only to implement sharia law dem knw? We all acknowledge the problems down south but haba you are getting excited about the problems down south when you refuse to give one solution the problem of mass illiteracy in the north. Get started and stop chatting what we know. I need action than mere emotional soul warming poems from you. Cunning man die cunning man bury am. Me no dey allow tribalism or OIL money dey affect my senses. Ina gajia. |
[quote author=Mr. Cartha link=topic=252017.msg9351740#msg9351740 date=1318780436]One more gallon left left for you. Plz hurry up to get!!![/quote]Hw much is it? How do I pay? |
Sup sweet baby, how can I help you calm down a little? ![]() |
[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=782802.msg9350286#msg9350286 date=1318766464]Let me first state categorically that the problem of Almajirai can be solved in only 5 years if the will to do so exists. It is a known fact that the Almajiris of the North [b]and the ordinary people of the Niger Delta area, including the ogonis who continue to live in abject poverty while the few elite enrich themselves and their cronies by stealing the wealth generated from the Niger Delta region, [/b]are indeed the most marginalized groups in Nigeria. I say again that the shame belongs to all of you people who refuse to demand a change by using your voting rights sensibly. The concept of Almajirai has been bastardized and is no longer a nobel cause of turning a child into a Islamic scholar. Today, a child becomes an Almajiri when there is high striking poverty line in his family to take care of his essential needs such as sustenance. Some children are forced to become one simply when they lose their parents and when their relatives or guardians cannot keep them. Most of such children become victims when their parents send them to Quranic schools outside their hometowns. Have you ever wondered why the children of the elite, governors, doctors, engineers, even civil service workers, are not Almajiri? The practice of Almajirai today, is nothing but gross child abuse which must be punishable by law. If this child abuse is left unchecked, there will be more Boko Harams and even worse in the near future because Nigeria's Almajiri children are learning a life of poverty and violence. In 2008 there was a raging debate over the Bill for an act to provide for the establishment of the National Commission for the Eradication of Child Destitution in Nigeria, otherwise known as almajiri bil. The fact that it passed a second reading in the senate is a clear pointer to how serious the almajiri issue is to many people. Unfortunately, the bill was never passed. I urge GEJ to submit another version of the bill to NASS for immediate consideration, in light of the security challenges we face. No child should be subjected to the kind of child abuse which the Almajiris experience daily.[/quote]Nobody asked for your opinion about the Ogoni people. Please whatever your plans are for the almajiris in Northern Nigeria will be appreciated. You always come with this and that for the south but you will never face the problems in the north where majority of the population is uneducated. You need to face your responsibilities man and stop trying to be helpful when your people in the north are worst hit. As usual I expect you not to understand but reply in a cunning way. Ina kwana. ![]() |
greateros:This is what I love most. Any other abuses and curses people? Pls add it to the ones highlighted. |
Is the oil still available? Abi e don finish. |
This was exactly how Awolowo and Akintola unconciously set western Nigeria on fire in the olden days. ![]() I, Rev. Relax101, hereby declare a state of emergency on this thread, Any attack from either side will be heavily crushed with full military and holy ghost action. Make una no try me. ![]() Eli!!! Mimo!!!! |
Aare Musiwa has done it again. He is the tested and trusted online president of the federal republic of mapogeria. [quote author=musiwa,,. link=topic=781360.msg9345181#msg9345181 date=1318688655]Look, Jonathan Goodluck have no clue to how to fix the problem. even if he stay there for 9000 years because he read fishing or PHD in fishing. so he has no clue to what to do. it is not rocket science. or you want to wait for another 20 year and see. am trying to be honest with you.[/quote]You see why Aare Musiwa is the God-sent messiah for Mapogeria. He read electricity at the Unilorin. That school must be proud of you. [quote author=musiwa,,. link=topic=781360.msg9341978#msg9341978 date=1318636957]jark azz read the cramb you wrote. what is wrong in written pingin on a nigeria website. you are suppose to be nigerian. nigeria best read engineering or medicine, so yam head, listen i speak better english. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF0Re7gJBb8 look at the people ruling you. do i speak english better than them. look i speak english better than ngozi iweala. i use to think she never worked for the world bank, that nigeria govt were telling lies. look the way she talk i wonder if she ever lived abroad . I am not that bad. she has accent for God sake. Tinubu have accent too. i am far far better than them. you should ask me if i have an accent first before, you open your mouth and say anything. do you think i have accent?[/quote]You see why he should represent Mapogeria. His spoken and written English no get part 2. [quote author=musiwa,,. link=topic=781360.msg9341618#msg9341618 date=1318630716]First of all, you say, I dont speak english. I laugh in idemili , ibeto , You are funny. Young man look at it this way. If Ngozi iweala was in my class in high school , ask any nigerian. I read engineering and she read economics. Who do you think. is smarter. In nigeria the best student read engineering and medicine. . am i telling the truth. So it means in my class if it had Ngozi iweala, i was smarter than Ngozi iweala do you agree. Or will she want to take an exam with me. I laugh in owerri english. This is the problem we have in nigeria. we have second rated people in power. Imagine if nigeria best were in power. and that thinking is what made siasia team loss. No coach in the world will use Obinna Nsofor ahead of martin obafemi. Even fifa rate obafemi martin high. And likely the most highest rated nigerian . above Yobo, Obafemi martin is an 80 player. Kanu is a 61 player. Yobo is 70. Siasia player were mostly 50 players or below. If I tell you, 1 year, take my word for it. Ok I give your government 1 year to fix it. There are thinks I know how to do. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wuc8-21BMHY[/quote]First, Aaare musiwa will laugh in ibeto and idemili at all the oyinbos that want to do us jibiti. Aare Musiwa will be a smart President. Ngozi Okonjo will always be in second position anytime she's in the same room with Aare Musiwa. I repeat anytime anyday, Aare Musiwa will always knock out ngozi OKONJO. Aare Musiwa, I fully endorse your party manifesto. That's what we want and been screaming and yearning for. Aare Musiwa, I salute you. Coordinating Supervisor Aare Musiwa for President 2015 ( North America and Europe branch) Relax101 OLUWACHUKWU. |
Do you mean 500 dollars or naira. if it's naira possible but if na dollar I doubt it, wahala go dey. 500 Naira=3.50 dollars. |
ajadek:Dnt get me wrong. My argument is about people who feed beggars. I am human too. No hard feelings for the dead. I am just raising an issue that is mistaken to be the best practice in Nigeria. RIP to his soul. |
Odunnu:If you grew up in the north, then you are just a Bayelsa chick in the north. I think say you be Igbo girl cos of the way you wrote the language like an expert. ![]() As for me, I can call anywhere my home state in Nigeria. No wahala. |
[quote author=pres-elect link=topic=413608.msg9342413#msg9342413 date=1318649131]Ify nwa mma . O wu obere njakiri a ka iji e threaten m with away match? Biko nne jiri nwayo. Onweghi ihe m ga eme. A dim safe aputaghi na a di m available. @creamy, relax 101 wu retired terrorist ejidere na Yemen college of psychopathic terrorism, tukpuo ya nga na guantanamo, garuo ebe ahu, afo asawa ya, ya nyuo ahuru m'owu nshi ebe nile eshikasia ndi US navy, ha achupu ya na guantanamo, ji style si na o di innocent, but ha si ya puo osiso, kpacharakwa Anya ebe o no. Omu neji nde oshi arab na guantanamo bay. Creamish baby, boyoyo dikam ne che gi. chei!! Biko zam, zam, zam! |
redsun:You probably right. Hopefully she's female. |
SAKUR:This is Osun defender so it might be the same propaganda. But hopefully it comes out true. But the one that interests me is the regional market. That got me cracking up and only moi why I laughed the way I did. Good job Alh. Aregbe. |
MegaMan87:That is what we say all the time. People like you refer to everything after Ore, igbo. You eddioottaa. So in your books and the one you claim your ignorant parents taught you, Tuface Idibia is now Omo Igbo because his home town is after crossing river Niger. You be real Oloribukuru oshi. lol Beacuse his last name Idibia is Igbo doesnt mean He's Igbo. Gerrit, Omoita. |
Ify anokwam ya. Ahu bom Strides anya. Odika Anya agabala ebe Creamish uno. ifyalways: Creamish:Biko creamish nne kedu kodi. Bia m nso kam gwa gi ihe dimma, odi ozikpote mkpa. lol. Ibu nwanyi maranma nku ukwu!! Chei!!! asanwa baby. Omu bu Ekwueme one of NAIRALAND. |
I do not know if that was the correct title but the main character was called uncle Joe. Chai, I knw remember how that program just con disappear like that. |
Orikinla:I no gree with your list Where do you put in VIOLATED, FLESH AND BLOOD(Ameze). Ther's one Igbo Film I will never forget in my life OGBU_ORIE( I dnt know if it's the correct title). Very good too. |
MsDarkSkin:Hey Jamo girl, You want me to use as my gym? I will if you allow me. ![]() |
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[/quote]Haba, when me be part yoruba, my mom na Igbo. My grandmom for my mamaside na isoko, my grandmom for my papaside na efik. 



, but that doesn't mean you should call her ugly

