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Education › Re: Kano To Build N100M Hostel In Sokoto For Usman Danfodiyo University by Relax101(m): 2:45am On Dec 08, 2011
Lol, The other kobojonkie should be fstranger! lol
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Are Rebels Who Want Change-ribadu by Relax101(m): 2:14am On Dec 08, 2011
Hahahaha, Ribadu na real heediioott! Namfav and ndu chucks, tell him I said so.
Nairaland General › Re: *~OAM4J Is Nairaland Moderator Of The Year 2011 *~ Congratulations!!! by Relax101(m): 1:42am On Dec 08, 2011
^^^^^ You know you are a closet tribalist. You just dey form like one free minded individual.


I nominate Ogugua88 and Odunnu.
Phones › Airtel Nigeria Invests $600m In Network Capacity And Quality! by Relax101(op): 12:20am On Dec 08, 2011
Leading Telecoms Operator, Airtel Networks Limited, has invested over $600m in the past one year to expand the capacity and enhance the robustness of its network in pursuit of world class Quality of Service (QoS).

The company’s Chief Operating Officer and Executive Director, Mr. Deepak Srivastava, announced the investment during a visit by some journalists to Airtel’s newly commissioned Green-Site in Lekki, Lagos.

At a brief parley after the media tour, Srivastava recalled that Airtel recently announced a landmark deal with Ericsson to upgrade 250 diesel powered stations in Nigeria to Green-sites, an initiative designed to enable the company harness solar energy to operate its base stations.

According to the Chief Operating Officer, the Green-Sites will contribute to a considerable reduction of CO2 emissions and prevent network outages associated with inconsistent power supply.

Srivastava regretted that non-availability of regular grid power supply to sites across the country is responsible for over 70% of down time resulting in poor QoS, adding that the Green-Site would go a long way in addressing this critical challenge.

He hinted that the company was exploring other options including a partnership with the World Bank to address the nagging issue of power supply especially to the remote communities.

“Even as we pursue the Green-Site solution”, he revealed “Airtel has in the last six months installed dual generating sets in 200 sites and installed high back up batteries in 600 sites, while noting that an additional high capacity back up batteries and 500 new Generating Sets are to be deployed by March 2012”.

He lamented that in some other countries, operators are concerned with managing customer experience rather than keeping the sites up as is the case in Nigeria, where power outages, fibre cut and community issues have combined to undermine the integrity of the network quality.

Mr. Srivastava, who was accompanied by Chief Technical Officer, Awadhesh Kumar Kalia; Regulatory Director, Osondu Nwokoro and Corporate Communications and CSR Director, Emeka Oparah, disclosed that Airtel has, in the last one year, continued to make significant CAPEX (capital expenditure) investment towards improving network quality and has embarked on specific initiatives to expand its network coverage.

Said he, “Airtel has invested heavily on Site Rollout, Power improvement projects, fiber roll-out, microwave replacement, technical engineering, network capacity enhancement and adaptive multiple rate”.

He added that Airtel has built over 500 additional sites in the last six months and intends to complete an additional 1000 sites by March 2012.

Commenting on the company’s Fibre Rollout initiative, the Chief Officer hinted that Airtel had commenced a drive to aggressively grow its existing 4500km of fiber by 1800km, giving a total of 6,300km by March 2012 to provide alternate and multipath redundancy and additional trunk capacity, hinting that this will reduce the impact of fiber cuts on network availability.

On Microwave Replacement, network capacity and technical engineering, Srivastava revealed that Airtel has embarked on several improvement initiatives and is replacing old Microwave radio links with modern high capacity equipment and a total of 150 hops are to be replaced by March 2012.

“We are committed to improving the capacity and robustness of our network because it is equally in our interest as we continue to grow our customer base. Nigerians should rest assured that we will co-operate with the regulator to ensure that the prescribed quality standards are always met and even surpassed”

http://tekedia.com/31108/airtel-nigeria-invests-600m-network-capacity-quality/
Politics › Re: 7 Same-sex Nigerians Demonstrate At Nigerian House In New York by Relax101(m): 4:22am On Dec 07, 2011
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=818597.msg9707767#msg9707767 date=1323190024]Why are the homo sexuals quiet in Nigeria?

Bunch of cowards. They can only protest when they're thousands of miles from home.  grin grin

PS: Chyz* and[b] Relax101[/b] which one of them boys be you?[/quote]Tufiakwa, Olorunmaje!!! Lailai ilaila!
I don tell you make you bring one of your heavy girlfriend make I use am do small testing.
No dey mention my name for this kind of thread.
Politics › Re: My Life With Ojukwu - Njideka Odumegwu-ojukwu (Ojukwu's First Wife) by Relax101(m): 4:05am On Dec 07, 2011
^^^^ You dey mind the yeye thief pikin. Him think say na everybody go steal like his oga wey dey just release from sanko.
Politics › Re: Eze Ndi Igbo Nairaland Election (voting In Progress: ) by Relax101(m): 3:50am On Dec 07, 2011
I dey come.
Politics › Re: *~ Gbawe Voted The Politics Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations by Relax101(m): 3:38am On Dec 07, 2011
Why is beaf's name missing? Genbuhari is one that knows how to ignore insults.
There will be rigging no doubt. No be Naija we dey again?
Business › Re: Akwa Ibom Governor Presents N397.141b Budget For 2012 Financial Year by Relax101(m): 2:59am On Dec 07, 2011
Akwa Ibom should have the wealthiest citizen in Nigeria. Honestly, i think there should be some world class development going on in the state(All corners). The state lies on the coast of Nigeria and the population is relatively manageable with so much oil money!
Politics › Re: Musiwa Should Launch A Party So That People Can Vote Well.ACN & PDP fail by Relax101(m): 2:52am On Dec 07, 2011
All hail the Aare Musiwa!
Education › Re: Fashola Defends And Justifies The Increment Of LASU Fees by Relax101(m): 2:48am On Dec 07, 2011
I am very sure if Rochas okorocha has said something like this, OMG, You will see enwe, mgbada and ikwikwi as usual rush to have a fun bashing-filled day.
Na wa O, This is a terrible idea.
Anyways, He better have a scholarship program for the bright students!
Politics › Re: Nigeria's Amalgamation Expires In 2014 by Relax101(m): 2:39am On Dec 07, 2011
^^^^So na count down be this? lol
Naija is not breaking up o!!
Culture › Re: Are Igbos Culturally Fused ? by Relax101(m): 2:35am On Dec 07, 2011
Nnenna1:
I'm from Anambra state and have never heard of this whole "Northern Igbos looking down on Southern Igbos" thing.
Nnenna come close let me take you on a tour of nairaland. You ready?
Culture › Re: Photos From Zizi Cardow's Chieftancy Conferment In Abia by Relax101(m): 2:20am On Dec 07, 2011
Superking:
My wife is from Isuikwuato. The town is now my first second home (as I am more at home than in my hometown).   Majority of the people are beautiful, peace-loving, friendly, hardworking and above all God-fearing.  They are yet to be exposed to evil practices prevalent in many Igbo communities.
My links to Isuikwuato is such a lovely one. What part of Isuikwuato is your wife from because I still remember places around all the way to Arochukwu?
I have dined and wined with those Eze's in the pics. Still got lovely memories of the place.
Culture › Re: Can Someone Translate Me A Few Igbo Sentenses Into Englisch? by Relax101(m): 2:09am On Dec 07, 2011
2shuz:
You must be from Enugu. its correct cos i know enugu peeps dont say the normal igbo. e.g Ajo nwa is said as Ejo nwa. but you know that saying "ejo nwa" is a form of hailing someone. It doesnt mean that you are a bad person ooooooo!!!!! shocked

when people say Ajo nwa or ejo nwa( depends on the dialect) it like when black people say e.g "this shirt is bad" it actually means this shirt is very beautiful. same thing with the first word, dont know hw else to express it huh, cos i use that word very often.
Ajo nwa might be used figuratively. It might mean the girl is a bad asre in the bedroom! tongue

This girl na real bad girl----This girl will sap your energy you during sex! lol


Biko O I dey speak how the thing sound for my ear and as wetin boys or guys dey use dey code some obscene words.
Politics › Re: My Life With Ojukwu - Njideka Odumegwu-ojukwu (Ojukwu's First Wife) by Relax101(m): 1:51am On Dec 07, 2011
[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=818957.msg9709102#msg9709102 date=1323201876]Stuupid woman making stuupid comments.No wonder oju-iku abandoned her for banca.[/quote]Your mama for house na she be stupioodd woman.

Eko Ile:
And she still got dumped for a gold digger,

Disgusting interview anyways,


SMH
They didnt steal from Government! Did you skip that?
Go tell your Oga how not to steal from Lagos!!
Oponu oshi!
Jokes Etc › Naija No Dey Carry Last! by Relax101(op): 1:30am On Dec 07, 2011
An American priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber said, "No charge. I consider it a service to the Lord."

The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 prayer books and a thank you note from the priest in front of the door.

Later that day, a British police officer on vacation came in and got his hair cut. He then asked how much it was. The barber said, "No charge. I consider it a service to the community."

The next morning, he came to work and there were a dozen donuts and a thank you note from the police officer.

Then, a Nigerian Businessman came in and got a haircut. When he was done he asked how much it was. The barber said, "If you are really a Nigerian then you don't have to pay since you are from the same country as Akeem Olajuwon the basket baller."

The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 Nigerians in front of his door waiting for a haircut!!!
Politics › The Stabbing Death Of 18yr Old Nigerian Boy, Stephen Ojerinola by Relax101(op): 4:39am On Dec 06, 2011
Stephen Ojerinola was an 18yr old boy who lived with his mother, stepfather and siblings in Camberwell, South East London. He went missing April this year and for seven months, his family frantically searched for him.

On Sunday November 20th, Stephen's remains were found in Lynsted Garden, Eltham. Test results showed he had been stabbed to death.

Two men, Lee Davies, 35, of Blackheath, south-east London, and William Regan, 36, of Lynsted Gardens have been charged with Mr Ojerinola's murder, but the men have refused to say why they killed this teenager, who family say, wanted to do so much with his life,

http://lindaikeji..com/2011/12/stabbing-death-of-18yr-old-nigerian-boy.html
Politics › Re: Can We Have Eze Ndi Igbo Nairaland? by Relax101(m): 2:58am On Dec 06, 2011
[quote author=Ejiné link=topic=816238.msg9702770#msg9702770 date=1323136343]@Relax101 - Ezeagu is an Ika son? That's completely new to me! And all along, I though he was an Aro. I must've mistaken him for EzeUche's alternative handle (after a ban or something).

Anyway, didn't know he was running. Haven't seen that deep into the thread.
Too many candidates though. Some of them should agree and join forces IMHO.[/quote]Yes, Ezeagu is a proud IKA son. So i heard from Ime Obi.
Chyz is an UKWANI son too.
EzeUche and Ezeagu are different people.
Politics › Re: Can We Have Eze Ndi Igbo Nairaland? by Relax101(m): 2:51am On Dec 06, 2011
Even if you run go anywhere for obodo oyinbo, we will find you okija juju.
We no dey joke o!
Be warned!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtFTSf0IEME[/flash]
Politics › Re: Can We Have Eze Ndi Igbo Nairaland? by Relax101(m): 2:47am On Dec 06, 2011
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiUWtMlnTZY[/flash]



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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS-NKGqMQ9I[/flash]


Okija juju be extremely careful!
Politics › Re: Can We Have Eze Ndi Igbo Nairaland? by Relax101(m): 2:39am On Dec 06, 2011
Okija juju boys are not smiling!

See them.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZMpEtotJxY[/flash]
Politics › Re: Can We Have Eze Ndi Igbo Nairaland? by Relax101(m): 2:04am On Dec 06, 2011
Breaking News


Onlytruth KidNapped----------------------------------------------huhuonline


Okija juju is suspect. He's been interrogated by the Uwani police station.
The Enugu state Police pro, Mr Roadblock Settlement says the Nigerian Police force is/are on top of the situation.

More details coming shortly!
Politics › Re: Can We Have Eze Ndi Igbo Nairaland? by Relax101(m): 1:59am On Dec 06, 2011
dayokanu:
[size=28pt]I was sponsored by Onlytruth - ALI KONDUGA[/size]

Notorious Boko _haramist has come out on national TV to claim that he was sponsored by onlytruth.

The SS has hereby invited Mr Onlytruth to their "headcutters" for kweshioning
dayokanu:
[size=28pt] Okija Juju might be consensus candidate[/size] -Saharareporters

7 Candidates might endorse him in the coming hours

Intensive consultations are going on with candidates like

Crayola, Ezeagu ,Eziogu ,Obiagu ,Relax101 ,Udezue
Lol,
This na wetin Abuja wan do for Anambra through the UBA brothers.
We say no to Abuja or Lagos interfering in Eastern Matters.
Una go soon bring thugs to come kidnap one of the aspirants.


[quote author=Ejiné link=topic=816238.msg9702568#msg9702568 date=1323131490]Okija_juju's Blood Oath With The Ogboni Fraternity - Nigerian Horn 

Information reaching Nigerian Horn is that the questionably (un)popular Okija_juju is indeed a member of the Reformed Ogboni Fraternity. This was learnt from a reliable source, pleading anonymity, who had more than enough to tell.
"Can you believe this man has no regards for human life? I have worked under him in the previous years, and I can tell you that he is a member of the cult; and I shall employ everything within reach to put an end to this menace. Don't tell him I said so please!" begged the source.[/quote][quote author=Ejiné link=topic=816238.msg9702633#msg9702633 date=1323132754]Ndokwa-Born Elder Expresses Fears Over Ballot Box Snatching - Nigerian Horn

An Ndokwa elder of the Ndiigbo 'South-South Branch Office' of Delta State, Chief Ejiné Egoagwughiagwu 'Ichie Onye Ego N'achu Oso', has called on the Alaigbo electoral commissioner, Point Bialelechukwu, to be vigilant at all times, in order to ensure a free and fair election completely devoid of ballot snatching by unscrupulous characters as well as ballot stuffing in support of a certain candidate who is currently backed by a band of aluta singing rascals. This he made known in his recent interview with Nigerian Horn.[/quote]Hahahahaha,

But seriously why is no one nominating Ezeagu. The guy dey represent wella.
Na recently I know say na Ika boy self.
Politics › Re: Was Ahmadu Bello The Greatest Tribalist In Nigerian Politics? (video) by Relax101(m): 1:46am On Dec 06, 2011
Anyway who was the first mayor of Enugu? The former capital of Eastern Nigeria?
Politics › Re: Was Ahmadu Bello The Greatest Tribalist In Nigerian Politics? (video) by Relax101(m): 1:44am On Dec 06, 2011
TV/Movies › Re: Who Do You Prefer Jackie Chan Or Jet Li ? by Relax101(m): 1:03am On Dec 06, 2011
Taich:
My love for you dey like Jackie Chan
^^^^ Nice one.


Shaky Shan na the guy!
Celebrities › Re: Blackface Forcefully Ejected From Apartment (Pic) by Relax101(m): 12:56am On Dec 06, 2011
I believe this is blakfaze's last collabo with Kelly Hansome.
This song is on point, I play it sometimes cos it's never old.


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxBI5h7U9ic[/flash]


Sometimes i dey wonder why some songs no dey make am even if e sweet like this one.
Blackface is good anytime anyday.
Education › Re: ASUU To Begin Indefinite Nationwide Strike Today by Relax101(m): 12:55am On Dec 06, 2011
Question: Between ASUU in Nigeria and Thunder who strike pass abeg i need to know
Politics › Re: GEJ To Use Executive Order For The Removal Of Fuel Subsidy by Relax101(m): 11:23am On Dec 05, 2011
GEJ, pls remove Fuel subsidy by all and every power you have.
We have seen how a few eat the nation's money.
Remove subsidy NOW!!!! You have my support!
Politics › Re: Nigeria Born Chuka Umunna Set To Become The First black British Prime Minister by Relax101(m): 11:20am On Dec 05, 2011
Who told He hasnt visisted Nigeria. Un a gp just come dey yarn nonsense.
cashmentor:
Has he Ever visited Home? Like The Real Obama did long long long ago? No! Coz that kid surely ain't black 2 me! Doesn't see see himself as one either!
Politics › Re: Ojukwu - The Economist by Relax101(m): 10:51am On Dec 05, 2011
Yes, I am from everywhere. Do you want us to move to a more friendlier/romantic thread?

[quote author=Jenifa_ link=topic=815768.msg9694430#msg9694430 date=1323061628]yea SW.
are you from Bayelsa or delta/Edo or the SW?[/quote]

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