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Etinosa1234:
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thank you.

Etinosa1234:
I've posted this b4 but lemme Write it here also

Jus remembered when I was in jss3...There was this gal that I loved very much...and I didn't tell her yet... Didn't want to kill the moment...we were close(or so I thought) .... So on Valentine's Day....me wey broke like bastard(and my aunt doesn't give me money to take to school)...come buy math set and other things totalling up to 1000 naira..The gal Jus said thank you very much..Omo...I Jus dey blush like mumu
Prior to that time, this gal has been showing signs that she doesn't like me ...but foolish me nor dey see signs...I thought because she's forming hard to get,..she really loved me and wants to test me..I then explained to my sister abt what is happening then she said that's the way gals do that I should give her time(I don dey toast this gal for four months)..So I Jus believe my sister(first lesson of my life...Never take relationship advice from gals Esp if she's ur younger sister)..Na so I Jus dey manage..
Then one day..One of my friends suggested I should tell her my mind. After much thinking , I decided to tell her.
Omo...come see interview on top love..I come dey sweat on top..
When I told her, she Jus look me with one Kain eye(I short die that time and she tall pass me).. then she said "Why do u love me".. after narrating one long essay abt why I love her, she jus smile say she go think abt am...Omo...I come dey rejoice ..
Before I knew it..I nor come dey see this gal again ooo..she come dey avoid me..I still believe say that one Na test of endurance until one day...My friend saw her kissing one boy...for one week...I nor get myself...
When I saw the gal recently in University(Na med student she be now), I don tall pass am ...she nor come fine again sef... person wey I think say he agbani darego....
This my mumu legendary...I never see person wey don beat this Kain mumu ..I still get other mumu wey I do...but Na dis one I fit remember as of now

But now with two daily tablets of redpill...My eye don dey open

lmao. I be proper simp till year 1 for school when I meet my alpha friend and brother. that guy reshape my life wey I no fit forget till I die.

I be dey reason mail you sef, you fit drop digit make I write you for WhatsApp?

Silvertrinity:
Nope. I just know someone in Edo state with the surname Alector. Thought maybe you guys are related.

Okay.

vivaciousvivi:
The movie was terrible, I am sorry.
When it comes to horror movies,I get more excited about the Director or the Production company and when I saw Blum house, i was excited. Like Truth or Dare before it, Fantasy Island fell flat.

@ishilove

I'll rate it 2/10 the 2 was because of the Mr Roarke and the fact that I sacrificed sleep and data. if not. I wouldn't want to say what I would have slammed Fantasy Island with.

Nicheey:
Are you being sarcastic or?? Cuz aside from col Abu we have many heroes, both past and present that has paid the Supreme price in Northern theatre.

You're stirred so easily? that's how komekn was feeling that day you were attacking him.

Zimri:
African map without Madagascar. Is that one an African map

Quit calling Madagascar abeg. those lot sent us dogoyaro and awolowo for millions of naira. no go let us vex.

samincredible44:
am serious oo.it happened in 2010 after my waec

I'm trying to visualise how reddish your eyes must have been like someone who used his mouth to blow smoky fire.

On her part I guess she needed time to focus on building herself. yunno she's contending with NOI for the WTO job. lmao. she's married now I guess.

Juliusmomoh:
Let the lie begin.....

Akpayi.

samincredible44:
I once begged a naija girl not to dump me with tears in my eyes in front of her friends,they laugh me tire

Bro this is a joke sha. I know right.

ghettokid1:
The dumbest thing I did while growing up is "Believing that Education Is The Key"

** in Femi Uches' voice** low ball bro.

Staying put and not learning a skill all in the name of schooling. the coming of Corona and the FG closing schools exposed how weightless I am economically. for me this pandemic although it took away people's loved ones and almost took mine, personal it gave me an opportunity to go back to the drawing board to fix things. I'm hopeful that when this phrases out, I should be able to have something to put on the table aside the certificate.

I'm open to learn programming, like it's my number one priority at the moment. I live in a quiet environment, I mean extra quiet environment with almost 12hours daily supply of electricity and I'm 17/24hours of the day indoor doing absolutely nothing. so automatically, I tick every single box of someone who should try his hands on programming. unfortunately, I don't have a PC. so all the ranting and regrets...

Nicheey:
Brother man, our two no get any issue. I have been following up your exploits in various theatre as a humanitarian worker, I commend your bravery, truly not all heroes wears cape.

Do heroes wear Cape? .
The only Hero I know is Col. Abu and he was always on camou pants and Tee.

pcguru1:
You have overwitten the original boot loader and using Grub bootloader, I do the same too, it is normal, however depending on your BIOS Settings, you can change the bootloader, if it is a modern laptop and yours allow it, but i my opinion just leave it be.

Pcguru1, I mailed the email address on your website.

Silvertrinity:
Are you related to any Alvaro?

Nope I'm not, infact this is the first time I've heard someone mention that name. are you an "Ex-Comm" or you know the teacher I mentioned.

chatinent:
That because you weren't me with all my reputation and good looks.

make we see the good look. I wantu check something.

Ishilove:
I vomitted fufu

Madam what's embarrassing for you to vomit fufu, my OG go to class with cooler filled with Egusi and Fufu. he devour the combo in class.

If I start my school senate go summon me.

folake4u, which one we go settle for when we dey go your Call to Bar?

GeneralFarouq:
By the Constitution u are allowed to exercise ur freedom provided it does not encroach into others right, and with certain exception as encapsulated under Chapter 4 of the 1999 Constitution as amended 2011...
Otherwise u will be voilating his right to dignity of human person section 34
and his right to freedom of thought, conscience, and religion under S.38 of the Constitution
And also his right under S.39, which entails he has freedom of expression
And other applicable laws like Tort.
Guy don't lawyer on a faceless thread...
Otherwise he can sue u in any Federal high court, or high court of a state with jurisdiction by Virtye of Section 46 of the 1999 Constitution.

My Lord May I... you're even versed regarding the law compared to I who's studying the law.

NewDelhi:
You're so right on number 1 and 2. Even in the NDA, 70% students you find there are kids of high rank officers. 25% are kids whose parents aren't high ranked officers but they happen to be close or be related to one. The remaining 5% are those who have nobody but God (it's even rare.).

5%, I disagree, up it to 10%. My little brother who is applying for 73RC is following this thread too. before he loses motivation.

SamuelAnyawu:
We do not use such words here please

Funny thing is, maybe he just stumbled on the thread for the first time and he wants to be noticed.

As the youngest child on this thread, I think I should be taking some of these trolls out. I hate it when I see some people coming here to use abusive words when there are better ways to counter opinions that doesn't sit well with them.

I wanted to ask, Who are the Rednecks?

Tunde835:
Either Dial *131*3# or go to social Bundles Menu u will See Youtube nd Instagram

thanks. Validity?

Tunde835:
I use freebasics on android nd button phone 2 browse with opera free browsing. Wen i want 2 use youtube instead of buying 100 naira 75mb in which case would finish with d speed of light on mtn i buy mtn youtube nd instagram which gives me 300mb 2 browse on all google apps nd websites including google play nd instagram for N100.I watch videos on basic mode which means with N100 i can watch about 30-35 videos, nd wen i need 2 download from other websites i browse at night wit N25 for 250mb dats how i browse wit minimum cost

what's the code to subscribe to the Instagram and YouTube plan please.

Sweeetheart:
Awon set wanna. Yahoo don destroy your brain from writing simple sentence



next time your mental provider is unavailable, cease to quote me

Use full stop. I'm tired of your written enjambment.

Werey, If I were you I'd be on my way.

I'm done with you, you can now run along didirin.

LordOfTheWeed:
Now, I've requested for a refund and the idìot is still begging me to calm down that he'll visit his bank first thing on Monday morning I've been threatening him with EFCC sef, alaye is just confused and running "helter seketers"
If his village people can't give him something to get busy with, I will definitely give him
Lalasticlala, abeg e don tey wey I enter frontpage abeg

Ma nigga, I'm laughing really hard here. should I send the numbers of those ones that keep posting 20k= 40k on the group chat I'm in.

Sweeetheart:
you're just a nonentity that's bent on doing promotion of his foolishness but guess what I will make you regret for jumping like a loose monkey on my post without your brain intact


there is nothing sensible in wanna in a British English, please make use of your brain. Dele ashade is a man like you, can't you use your own brain yourself


abeg stop disgracing yourself kid

kikikiki. See who's throwing tantrum. I love you Egbon.

Lexusgs430:
Extra cash flow, but you don't receive a physical credit card (just spending limit)......

Any retailer that accepts PayPal, just log in and pay.......

I go like go this UK, Daddy next time you want to travel, I'm following you.