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Health › Re: Why We Knock Before Opening Mortuary Door – River Mortician by remi4ever(m): 9:58am On Oct 19, 2016

GADDDD!!!! DAMN...

Education › Re: Hilarious School Name Spotted In My Neighborhood by remi4ever(m): 9:52am On Oct 19, 2016

Lmao...

Celebrities › Re: Davido: "Give Buhari Time, 2 Years Not Enough To Fix Nigeria". Nigerians React by remi4ever(m): 9:42am On Oct 19, 2016

ahaha..

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Celebrities › Re: Nino Idibia Shows Off His Trumpet Playing Skill In A Church by remi4ever(m): 10:10pm On Oct 04, 2016

jhyde101:
Is that trumpet?

Somebody, please tell the mod, that' thing is a Saxophone...

Politics › Re: Police Superintendent, Ada, Celebrates Her Birthday by remi4ever(m): 11:13pm On Sep 20, 2016

IhateYorubafool:
Ogoma Hardworking Igbo lady.
The haters are busy eating their Amala and Ewedu

This is the last Quarter of 2016, and you are still this dumb.. SMH! Only Jesus can save you..

Politics › Re: Police Superintendent, Ada, Celebrates Her Birthday by remi4ever(m): 11:13pm On Sep 20, 2016

IhateYorubafool:
Ogoma Hardworking Igbo lady.
The haters are busy eating their Amala and Ewedu

Celebrities › Re: Jude Okoye Kisses His Daughter As She Leaves For Her First Day In School by remi4ever(m): 1:01pm On Sep 14, 2016

Alright because he kissed her now that one has become news abi?
Okay, This is where life begins... she"s beginning to grow up!!

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Politics › Re: Recession: See What A Fan Said To Buhari’s Daughter by remi4ever(m): 12:52pm On Sep 14, 2016

The Dude just gave her his sincere answer, like the poster above me she asked for it.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Has Lost His Memory – Fani-kayode by remi4ever(m): 12:44pm On Sep 14, 2016

In Olamide's Voice Buhari be like "Freedom of speech dey i no go dull you but freedom after speech i can't assure you.."
FFK you hear??

Agriculture › Re: Photos Of My Snail Farm In Edo State by remi4ever(m): 12:37pm On Sep 14, 2016

Impressive..I'm salivating, abeg text me your house address..
Emeka, oya bring that Gun (Bajinotu) make we go rob snail meats...
abeg e dey very important e don tey wey i eat snail meat..

Crime › Re: Undergraduate Defrauds Seven Ladies On Facebook In Lagos (photo) by remi4ever(m): 12:31pm On Sep 14, 2016

To the gullible girls, this is a food for thought..
Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough”
― Oprah Winfrey

Crime › Re: Undergraduate Defrauds Seven Ladies On Facebook In Lagos (photo) by remi4ever(m): 12:29pm On Sep 14, 2016

Career › Re: 7 Jobs Nigerian Parents May Never Ever Understand by remi4ever(m): 9:31pm On Sep 11, 2016

CaptEColeJnr:
Mama Lala: lalasticlala,why don't you go to work?
Lalasticlala:Mummy,I'm a moderator,on an online forum.
Mama Lala:Moderator kwanu! What are u moderating?Election Debate?
Lalasticlala: Mummy!!!! They pay me and I move threads to frontpage.
Mama Lala: what is frontapge? And why are u moving threads to front page.. Is front page a shop? Do you supply threads?
Lalasticlala: Mummy,biko kwanu! I do not supply threads... I move online topics to the homepage of an online forum.
Mama Lala: But I have never seen you carry suitcase and wearing suit to go to work... You are just in front of ur laptop all day.. Are u sure it's not 419 you're doing?
Lalasticlala: Mama!!!! Biko leave me... I've just seen a snake thread...

Your sense of humour score 100/100, Laughing out Loud...
Ahahaahahah!!

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Celebrities › Re: Diamond Platnumz's Throwback Photos Show "You Are Not Ugly, You Are Just Broke" by remi4ever(m): 7:51pm On Sep 10, 2016

bleckzy:
who don wowo Don wowo! no matter ur wealth..... diamond is still ugly, he is only presentable nw

I felt i was the only one thinking the same thing.. He just groomed his muscles.
You just hit the Damn nail on the Head.
Shuup Knuckle!!!

Romance › Re: 8 Things Nigerian Girls Say That Are Annoying. by remi4ever(m): 5:31pm On Sep 08, 2016

Beamborla:
Op, I disagree a little. Why can't I tell a beautiful dark skinned lady that she is a black beauty? That's me not only complimenting her facial appearance, I'm praising her skin as well.

We are in a world where to some people, black is synonymous to ugly. A world where ladies alter their skin color just to be beautiful? Telling a lady she's a black beauty is actually a good thing to me. Why should anyone even have an issue with that? That can only happen if she is not comfortable with her skin color in the first place.

*I'm still trying to fathom this black beauty point* I mean why should 'you are a black beauty' unsettle an African lady?

So yeah, I saw someone and I like the way her skin looks, I can't compliment and ask her what cream she's using? Does it mean only fair chicks get such commplinent since it's now attached to bleaching and fair skin

I'm dark skinned and I hear that a lot. It's petty and unreasonable to find it difficult to tell someone the beauty product you are using except you are bleaching for real. If you can't own up to it and be proud of it, why do it?

I don't think if the occasion or situation does not calk for it, anyone would just make the comment 'I will make my hair very soon' from no where

'like really' could be my way of reacting to things I find stupid, annoying, shocking... It's an English word and it's not offensive on it's own.

'I like my man, tall dark and handsome' can't a sister have taste anymore? That's what she wants and you can't be so sure she knows nothing about it. Is it safe to conclude that only the 1800's male are tall dark and handsome while our contemporary males are fair, short and ugly. I mean I see tall dark and handsome guys on a daily basis and it's would be weird if no one desires them. Moreover, the men also have their own picture of a dream/ideal lady and no one is shutting them up.

A sister is free to desire smth. I mean heck yes, she knows a lot about it. Tall dark and handsome is too good not to know anything about it. What could be more original?

The part I made bold, was what Intrigued me. You know why? Cause I'm TDH...
Tiri Gbosa for you.. Babe!

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Celebrities › Re: Reekado Banks, Your Song Is A Wack - Twitter Follower by remi4ever(m): 3:24pm On Sep 07, 2016

idupaul:
Both of them are quite right ..Reekado banks album is wack and the guys nose actually looks like an adult letter W

Lmfaoo!!! My Belly ooo...

Celebrities › Re: Funke Adesiyan Flaunts Her N2M Bag, Replies Trolls Who Say She Is Broke by remi4ever(m): 3:15pm On Sep 07, 2016

Bolustic:
I thought the visit and the demonstration of simplicity by Mark Zuckerberg ought to have changed the orientation of many Nigerians particularly these celebrities.

They spend like there is no tomorrow, when they now fall sick, they start disturbing Nigerians with appeal for monies to foot hospital bills.

was about to say the same thing, God bless you brother..

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Programming › Re: Nigeria Rated 3rd Best Programming Nation In Africa Behind Egypt Nd South Africa by remi4ever(m): 7:14am On Sep 04, 2016

socrates007:
U are a genius .i was once like u too.i did a lot of coding then in BASIC language..
*TRUNCATED*

Thank you for the compliment sir.
I just love programming alot I'm into almost every aspect of Computing i.e 2D animation, Software dev, Hacking e.t.c.
IMHO, the program we have in this country is the fact that we do too many things manually in government organizations.
I have worked on some programs you can search some of them here on NL, some of the programs i've worked:-
1. Phone number generator *Offline

2. Hospital Record Management system

3. A Lottery Program *Advanced*

4. Maths solving software
and some other bitty programs.
I decided to venture into Database programs, because they are too many Game developers already with almost any game u can think of out there.
I just got admitted to KWASU, and i'm already working on an App that connects students together, whereby every department have their own Chat-room. I just want to make it easier for students to Hook-up with friends nd spread information easily. It got loads of features i can't disclose here! I'm using B4A tho!

Programming › Re: Nigeria Rated 3rd Best Programming Nation In Africa Behind Egypt Nd South Africa by remi4ever(m): 12:21am On Sep 04, 2016

socrates007:
C ,in my opinion. is best for accomplishing such a task.i just have basic knowledge of c.i mean am just able to design console apps.but i do most of my jobs on java or vb.net

Yeah, I concur. When you say ''console apps'' Hacking programs comes to my mind.
When i was younger I' did use Batch language to destory things, I was young and insensitive..
You know, when you watch too many Hollywood movies, and you just wanna feel like an Hacker!
LOL...

Programming › Re: Nigeria Rated 3rd Best Programming Nation In Africa Behind Egypt Nd South Africa by remi4ever(m): 12:18am On Sep 04, 2016

socrates007:
just software .

C++ is awesome, but for the sake of Speed, and simplicity I'd use VB.net or Vb6 to develop a regular *.exe* program, Instead of C++.
C++ is for the bigger deal, I Mean High-end graphical game development, Graphical softwares and all that...
BTW, Sir I'm just 19.

Programming › Re: Nigeria Rated 3rd Best Programming Nation In Africa Behind Egypt Nd South Africa by remi4ever(m): 12:12am On Sep 04, 2016

kingofthejungle:
python on arduino?? Bros abeg explain

I don't have an arduino micro-controller/PCB. Price ranges from $24.95 atleast for a *UNO R3 Board * I look forward to getting one for myself.
Basically, you use a plugin in the IDE that enables you use Python codes instead of the native Arduino language to write/communicate with the board. I can't type much on that, just look it up yourself. Besides, I'm just a teen with Wide targets. Gotta sleep now, I still have to wash plate when it's dawn.
Good morning..

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Programming › Re: Nigeria Rated 3rd Best Programming Nation In Africa Behind Egypt Nd South Africa by remi4ever(m): 11:59pm On Sep 03, 2016

socrates007:
just software .

Cool!! Someday, I'll work with Hardware too. You know, build gadgets and write programs for them..

Programming › Re: Nigeria Rated 3rd Best Programming Nation In Africa Behind Egypt Nd South Africa by remi4ever(m): 11:31pm On Sep 03, 2016

socrates007:
Am a programmer too.I code in java,vb.net, c++ and basic skills in c.

You code in C++? Awesome, So you deal with Hardware I/O or just software? Because I'll only use C++ when I need to work with Hardware, You can also use Python with Arduino Boards.!

Programming › Re: Nigeria Rated 3rd Best Programming Nation In Africa Behind Egypt Nd South Africa by remi4ever(m): 11:28pm On Sep 03, 2016

socrates007:
Am a programmer too.I code in java,vb.net, c++ and basic skills in c.

You code in C++? Awesome, So you deal with Hardware I/O or just softwares? Because I'll only use C++ when I need to work with Hardware, You can also use Python with Arduino Boards.!

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Programming › Re: Nigeria Rated 3rd Best Programming Nation In Africa Behind Egypt Nd South Africa by remi4ever(m): 11:26pm On Sep 03, 2016

SpaxeX:
Go for c++... Its good on many aspects like algorithm data structure,even artificial intelligence instead of Ruby

I Love C, C++ takes years to master, the learning curve is very Steep. Currently, I use VB.NET, VB6, AND some native RAD such as B4a, Xamarin among Others.
BTW, are you also a programmer?

Programming › Re: Nigeria Rated 3rd Best Programming Nation In Africa Behind Egypt Nd South Africa by remi4ever(m): 11:11pm On Sep 03, 2016

And That's why I love being a programmer, Someday I'll affect the world Positively!!
So Help me God.....

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Phones › Re: Android 7.0 Nougat Out: What You Should Know.(pics) by remi4ever(m): 7:37am On Aug 24, 2016

RichDad1:
8.0 will be Doughnut.

I agree to disagree, Since Google has been releasing versions Alphabetically..I think it will be Andriod 8.0 Oat...

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Education › Re: JAMB Admission Status Checking Portal For 2016 Enabled by remi4ever(m): 7:29am On Aug 24, 2016

When I'm already receiving lectures @ Kwasu,I don't need their sh*t again... I Just pray those waiting...for and really deserves it get the admission...

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Science/Technology › Whatsapp To End Support For Blackberry, Windows, S40 Phones by remi4ever(op): 8:24pm On Mar 21, 2016

WhatsApp, the Facebook-owned messaging platform, will leave some mobile operating systems behind by the end of this year.

BlackBerry,Android2.1 (Eclair) and 2.2 (Froyo), and Windows Phone 7.1 are among the mobile platforms that will soon miss the popular messaging app. The announcement started by noting that Whatsapp recently celebrated its seventh birthday. “But anniversary dates are also an opportunity to look back,”according to the blog post. Given that the mobile landscape has shifted from one dominated by BlackBerry and Nokia to one taken over by Android and iOS, the company declared that it’s time to refocus their efforts.

By the end of 2016, support for WhatsApp Messenger will stop for BlackBerry (including BlackBerry 10); Nokia S40; Nokia Symbian S60; Android 2.1 and 2.2; and Windows Phone 7.1.“While these mobile devices have been an important part of our story, they don’t offer the kind of capabilities we need to expand our app’s features in the future,” according to the blog post this will be sad news for Whatsapp users in developing markets, where some of these older operating systems are still relevant. At the beginning of the month, Whatsapp announced that it has 1 billion users. In January, Whatsapp founder Jan Koum announced that the app would no longer charge a $1 annual fee, making the messaging app completely free.

What's your take on this? Do you think this is a nice move?

Education › Re: My Frustrating JAMB Experience! by remi4ever(m): 6:45am On Mar 07, 2016

The whole jamb cbt thing is not a software, just a website whose URL was converted into an IP address to make things perplexing for I.T noobs..

Celebrities › Re: IcePrince's Girlfriend, Maima Goes Braless, Shows Nipples, Gets Blasted [PICS] by remi4ever(m): 6:22pm On Mar 03, 2016

BeeBeeOoh:
I love bursty women, I'm a breast fan..

Sorry, did you mean[b]"BUSTY"[/b]?

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