₦airaland Forum

jonaji:
Very Creative I tell you.... So students in the house.... You can use it to challenge ur teachers

the question and the answer shows that the solver is a GOAL.

lalasticlala:
http://thenationonlineng.net/new/photos-i-pledge-to-nigeria-my-country-nysc/

them don start... Those lazy people. If them no redeploy me easily, them go redeployed me by force. Jos is cool tho.

KingEbukasBlog:
Niger Republic troops have reportedly deported more than 3,000 Nigerians escaping from Boko Haram. These Nigerians are said to be fishermen and refugees who were compelled to return to Nigeria after Boko Haram last week attacked an island in Lake Chad . Photo credit :NigerianBulletin

cc :Lalasticlala
See photos >> http://www.kingebuka.com/2015/05/photos-of-3000-nigerians-deported-from.html

the northern are suffering shaa.... Even niger dey deport pEople... Olorun Olodumore

msmon:
Power supply from the Transmission Company of
Nigeria (TCN) has dropped from 2,979.06 Mega
Watts (MW) recorded last Sunday to 2,817.05MW on Tuesday, the Federal Ministry of Power said.

Supply by Nigerian Electricity Supply Industry,
according to the power statistics which the ministry
posted on its website yesterday, dipped by 162.01MW in the period under review.

Of the 2,880.72 MW that the Electricity Generation
Companies (Gencos) produced, the TCN wheeled
2,817.05 MW to the Electricity Distribution
Companies (Discos), leaving 63.67MW stranded in
transmission.

The electricity market, however, reached a peak of
3,114.60MW from the 2,893.7MW recorded last
Sunday, showing an increase of 220.9MW.

The Group Executive Director, Gas and Power,
Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), Dr. David Ige, explained that the loss of 400 million
standard cubic feet per day (mscf/f) of gas and
reduction in water level at the hydro plants was
responsible for the decline in power supply.

According to him, some major pipelines were out of
operation because they were vandalised as
generation from Shiroro hydropower plant dropped to about 300MW due to inadequate water level.
Ige assured that once the water level hits about one
billion cubic feet a day (bscf/d), the electricity market would record a significant improvement.

The NNPC chief was quoted as saying: “At the
moment, gas supply to power stations is about one
billion cubic feet a day (bscf/d). Before the end of this year, we expect to see a significant increase as well. Cumulatively in the country, we are producing about two billion cubic feet of gas per day. Some of the gas we produce are available, but is probably stranded because some of the plants are not ready.
For example, we have got gas at Gbarian-Ubie power plant, commissioned shortly. We have gas at Omoku, which is awaiting the power plant. We have gas at Egbema power plant. When you bring all these volumes together, we have close to two billion cubic feet per day.”

But, the management of Abuja Electricity Distribution Company yesterday explained the
reason for the loss of electricity supply to some parts of its franchise area, including the Federal Capital Territory (FCT).

In a statement, the firm said the loss of power supply was as a result of the sharp drop in the quantum of power made available to it by the System Operator, which it said was attributable to a (partial) system collapse.

The company, however, said all concerned players in electricity supply industry, especially the generation and transmission companies, were already working on the system with a view to restoring supply as quickly as possible.

Pledging that it would immediately distribute the
load allocated to it by the System Operator, the
management appealed for the understanding of its
customers.


http://thenationonlineng.net/new/electricity-supply-drops-to-2817-05mw/
Cc: lalasticlala

una life trend go soon drop to -0.19. Useless people.

Kachisbarbie:
This topic alongside some memes has been trending on my bbm/whatsapp. It's fast becoming a trite cliche, people tag changing of display pictures with immaturity. It's common here on NL too.

Isn't one's display picture supposed to be his/her personal business or a means of self-expression/admiration?

What's your say?

I Think changing of DP time to time is a sign of joblessness because if you are so busy u wouldn't remember your dp.

mrvocalprowess:
Latest fashion in town and me rocking it!!

http://lindaikeji..nl/2015/05/lib-reader-onyx-godwin-steps-out-in.html?m=1

He need hot Slap to wake up from this madness.. What, did you just say Nairalander??

jchima14:
The Federal Government of Nigeria is set to deploy teachers to Brazil to teach Yoruba language. Aminu Nabegu, Director Monitoring Evaluation and Research in the Directorate of Technical Aid Corps said this in an interview with the News Agency of Nigeria.

Aminu said the two countries are finalising modalties for the programme to be implemented. He further said that the Yoruba-speaking communities, in the Bahie region of Brazil, are the major target for the programme as the place comprises of large group of people believed to be Oduduwa's descents. The Director added that the Yoruba-speaking communities in Benin Republic will also enjoy similar programme.


PS: This article is a summarized version of the original news

Source: http://thesummary.com.ng/index.php/component/k2/item/580-fg-set-to-deploy-teachers-to-brazil

very soon Yoruba will become official language. You don't like it murder urself.

Redoil:
Mumu op with sourcless source.
When you gather atomic bomb, hydrogen bombo, kerosine, petrol, BH, amala and ewedu, people of evil minds and intention, perpetual thieves, fraudsters, and rogue together in one room, this is typycal defination of APC.
To know more about APC cheack my signature

I think you need a sounded slap on ur flat head to rearrange your little sense so that, you can reason well. nah alaba market you tnk say u dey. Abi omo yi yanma ni.

illiad:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/senate-presidencyhouse-speakership-trouble-looms-for-apc/

dz is just the small one, the biggest one is coming up...... Dem go beat shege commout for themselves body. A little changed house with a big family #GodHaveMecy

lolaxavier:
http://www.punchng.com/news/pay-our-six-months-salary-doctors-tell-aregbesola/

Change indeed...... Change my Ass (yansh)

ki02020:
#100million per carGOD punish his generation if the money was trully public fund

even do isn't public fund.... God punish his coming generation because he is a public Man.

toobby:
The screenshot of the message below is
currently being bashed and shared around by
Nigerian twitter users. Many didn't find it
amusing and can't believe some people still
ascribe to such thoughts.



What are your thoughts about this?

d boy need a laudable slap for em to get sense..... The boi must be from enugu or onisha.... Yoruba guy can't be so foolish like diz.

livebullet:
Dear ALL,
I just received a cash inheritance from my father who abandoned me for many years until his last days...intend erecting a 4bedroom apartment but i dont know how far i can go with just 3m in a rural area. I need your suggestions...I knw we got consultants here!

supervise the house yourself and don't give anybody kobo to buy things for, buy all what you need by urself; it would go a long way.

Ishilove:
http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/05/nigerian-witch-doctor-jailed-14-years.html#sthash.Rl5gsqIR.dpuf

fake Juju dey enjoy your thin....

SenseiX:
http://m.news24.com/news24/Pages/Comments/CommentList.aspx?sid=5&cid=1059&aid=26fa8b4e-169c-4c66-916a-bc7bec2d6cc3&gid=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000000&CommentID=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000000&pid=2

I only blame our silly Leaders for these asses, We made Sa what they are today, without Nija what would Mtn, multichoice and co be? Sa!!! Naija is your god-nation. Soon, they will come stay in nija.

notime3555:
ABEG WHICH COUNTRY IS SOUTH AFRICA

I can only blame our leaders for this Asses!!!!! Who is SA We make them who they are. Without Nija what would Mtn, multchoice be? SA!! Nija is you god-nation.

Stanley4E:
Abi!

whats ur advice for newcomers like us, coz i've made up my mind 2 redeploy
do you think its a wise choice?

The choice is yours I also redeployed. But for the 3weeks, u are going to love It..

naija2dabone:
1. A legion of excuses and change of promises

Since winning election, Buhari has been singing a new tune totally different from what he told us prior to the elections. From "dont expect miracles", to "my agenda threaten by falling oil prices" Now we even hear that the APC's manifestos which Nigerians voted for 'is not the bible or Qur'an which can not be change' See gobe

2. Barring AIT
Old habits die hard. 'repentant democrat' indeed. The fate of even nairaland is in the balance

3. Rewarding founder of BBOG group with political appointment
That the activities of this group is suspect from the start is no news but with this all doubts about their mission and aims have been cleared. They may have many lofty aims as a group but now we know that rescuing the chibok girls is not one of their aims

4. Promises Selective probes (Case in point, Sanusi's £20 billions)
One of the think Buhari was accused of during the campaigns was his tendacy for selective prosecutions. Now tell me, what about the Financial Reporting Council allegations of fraudulent financial recklessness leveled against Sanusi himself including the Sanusi’s claim that it paid N38.233 billion to the Nigerian Security Printing and Minting Company Plc in 2011 for the “printing of bank notes” whereas the turnover of the entire printing and minting company group is N29.370 billion.

5.Promoting god fatherism in Nigeria political space
From hanging out with OBJ to granting interview to Aljezera insinuating that OBJ is his political god father. We all know that political god fatherism is one of the bane of our national development as all political god fathers are rent seekers

6. Making Corrupt politicians the pillars of his team
For some one who made all the right noises about fighting corruption to be nomination a committee filled with people with corruption cases with EFCC leave much to be desired. Even making Timipre Sylva, who is accused of stealing N19.2billion from the state treasury while he governed the state between 2007 and 2011 as the head of his team is a shame

7. Forming a parallel government.
Through his actions and utterances, the incoming government was overheating the polity and carrying out actions which tend to undermine the powers of President Goodluck Jonathan. Do unto other as you wish other do to you

Now Nigeria is having Two presidents!! What a wrong part we has chosen... May God help us all.

optimusprimer:
Instagram is fast becoming a rehabilitation center for presumed 'mentally deranged' individuals.
It's a tradition now for people to talk any how to celebrities and say all manner of gibrish transmitting through their brains.

A lady got the bashing of her life while trying to pull down Peter okoye for posting a picture of Kim K.

She called Annie old and guess what the fans served her in large plates...
Ps: the words are still coming in for her

them nearly kill Sandy doll o... For her life she wouldn't say such a thing. Peeps dey parah o

Sunymoore:
Visit www.nysc.org.ng and click 'already have an account' and enter your details. Goodluck...
I'm posted to Jigiwa
cc. Lalasticlala Ishilove

SHAN!!!!! For the OTONDOs. Lol

wence2:
Please has any foreign student printed his or her call up letter?... Am having serious issue here, I don't have a call up letter yet. Still seeing the same old notice " your application has been processed for batch A you call up number is : NYSC/FRN/2015/703918 your call up letter will be ready later.... Please wats going on?

SHAN!!! For the New OTONDO

Stanley4E:
Team KEBBI
whatsapp 08066830617

KB has one of the most beautiful NYCS camp in nigeria... My batch was the 1st set to camp in the camp (Dankingari NYcs Orientation camp) #Otondo

80% for wht?... So if the guy is earning 100k his wife has 80k? So wht about his mother o?

barcanista:
Obasanjo in 1998/99 made more noise than Buhari but he ended up a disaster.

with his third term.

englishmart:
no need for much talk. Let's try him with one term. If he performs below par, we will vote him out.

shikinna!!! No much talk... Em Bleep up we fu!ked me up. Our pvc still mush active.

Makaz011c:
him fit try mi midfied, dem no born am

your team na football club? That toys club.

If he didn't perform we will vote the Aboki out.... That means is the End of APC too.... Maybe we will then give a new party chance party like LP .. To be frankly I don't see any change in APC, but we the polite just have to try them... The fear of PVC is the beginning of kind government.

JigsawKillah:
That's enough reason to call it off?
Smh
Poor men and their mentality

De guy isn't poor if he was a poor guy he wouldn't have pay the money. He has the cash.... Infact he is a Big boy but the girl just fu!ked up.

Ese00:
The girl isn't ready to settle down. Yeah, most guys love to show off but a real man appreciates a real woman. She definitely isn't a wife material. 250k for a bag isn't the most ideal

may God continue to bless your thinking faculty..... She isn't ready yet.

Ivanspring:
Why did he take her there in the first place? For window shopping?

Maybe the guy wanna kNow the stuff she made of.... Its a lesson tho... 250k bag is tOo much for 1st date. It isn't about broke-ness it about '' who I mine dating or want to get married to''

Please how many months is Pros-gradute diploma program in nigeria universities.... Pls urgent answer.

how will you get good grade when ASUU strike like thunder....... 4yrs coux + 2yrs ASUU strike= poor grade