₦airaland Forum

jeffobodo:
shout out to all the dullards in the house heres your chance to make something outta your meaningless results.... atleast you still have an edge over our daura cattle rearing presido that has no certificate

justi4jesu:
You forgot what password?

BornSad:
Cost: Apart from the base fee of 41k per semester, the rest depends on the number of courses you are taking. Each cost is registered with 2k or 2.5k depending on the credit load and the each course exam is registered with 2k. The sum gives your total fees per semester.

BornSad:
You could be more specific with your questions.

Jannie1999:
this one no be graduate at all

Surulere2:
President Muhammadu Buhari on Friday said there was no truth in claims in the local and international media that he accused or indicted the United States Government of helping the terrorist group, Boko Haram.

In a statement by his Special Adviser on Media and Publicity, Mr. Femi Adesina, the President described the reports as widely off mark.

He described the reports as unfortunate misinterpretation and distortion of his remarks at the United States Institute of Peace during his official visit to Washington DC.

He said he made it clear in those remarks, copies of which were circulated to the media, that he was convinced that the United States could never support groups such as Boko Haram.

The statement read in part, “The regrets expressed by President Buhari at USIP about the impact of the application of the Leahy Law on Nigeria’s war against Boko Haram and terrorism cannot be construed as an indictment of President Barack Obama and the United States Government who have publicly and privately declared their preparedness to give the Buhari Administration the fullest possible support and assistance.

“Within the context in which they were made, President Buhari’s comments on the adverse effect of the Leahy Law on Nigeria’s efforts to contain Boko Haram’s atrocious acts of terrorism should only be taken as a passionate appeal for even greater understanding and support from a very powerful and longstanding ally.

“President Buhari has nothing but the highest possible regard for President Obama, the United States Government, the people of the United States, their laws and institutions.

“The President had very successful and useful talks with President Obama, Vice President Joe Biden, Secretary of State John Kerry, other high-ranking US government officials and members of United States Congress during his visit to Washington DC.

“It is his expectation that those talks will lead to better mutual understanding and a further deepening of bilateral relations between Nigeria and the United States, especially in Nigeria’s current priority areas of defence and security cooperation.”

http://www.punchng.com/news/i-didnt-indict-us-over-boko-haram-says-buhari/

heykims:
Ekiti dem local die..

ConfessionsNgr:
Posted anonymously on

http://confessionsnigeria.com/post/140/i-cant-believe-my-husband-is-asking-me-for-this

Emeraldcute:
Be sincere, no going to carry stick or machete.. Just bend n pick it up

KingsJohnson:
Fellow Nairalanders, pls i do have a friend who will be graduating come this October, but he is indecisive whether to go for NYSC or leave the shores of Nigeria for greener pasture.

Then my question is whether there is any implication for not going to Youth Service?

MaxNaija:
Nigerian ladies are quite lucky in the makeup department because many shades and styles compliment a darker complexion. But with so many ladies relying full on make-up these days, one can barely differentiate from the natural and artificial beauty.

Here are 5 Before and After Make-up photos that will leave you in shock, please view with caution *winks*

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[img]http://3.bp..com/-BzAgnUB0XVc/VZoZI44XWwI/AAAAAAAACgU/Zr8lBOLI8Lw/s320/maakeup1.jpg[/img]

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[img]http://4.bp..com/-zzqC8VArIHQ/VZoZI05Hc8I/AAAAAAAACgQ/vtToCALJlcM/s320/makeup2.jpg[/img]

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[img]http://2.bp..com/-mNuCJHDEJ_w/VZoZI8mjf8I/AAAAAAAACgM/Ih52EAj2Pig/s320/makeup3.jpg[/img]

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[img]http://1.bp..com/-EDIRfNvY-3I/VZoZKc0zG6I/AAAAAAAACgo/gG2-6TrJLMo/s320/makeup4.jpg[/img]

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[img]http://2.bp..com/-TIbbNEKCPfQ/VZoZKY3IghI/AAAAAAAACgk/0q6VpLhQ-bE/s320/makeup5.jpg[/img]


More crazy photos: http://www.maxnaija.com/2015/07/5-before-and-after-make-up-photos-that.html

chesterlee:
http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/before-apc-falls-apart/214247/

FlirtyKaren:
Nigerian-American singer Jidenna has been trending all day on Nigeria Twitter and we all know why. But just incase you have been under a rock, Jidenna said Igbos were in the Southeast Nigeria and that light skinned people are more likely to be kidnapped in Nigeria than dark skinned people because they are seen as more valuable. The singer, full name Jidenna Theodore Mobisson revealed in the VLad interview that he also had to protect himself during his father's burial in Nigeria by bringing in a lot of AK47s and employed military commandos.

You won't believe that singer Skales is now trending too just because he joined the Jidenna roast with the tweet above. Nigerians came down hard on him with the most insulting tweets ever.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/07/nigerians-roast-skales-on-twitter-after.html

Castos:
Many have done things you'd never imagine just to live through each passing day. The issue of dichotomy between HND and BSC shouldn't way anyone down or make the other think and believe he/she is better and more favoured.

Most firms and government bodies might employ and promote people with BSC because there has been this frame of mind built round the two certs and not that the individuals involved cannot do the same job well enough. When you say that Poly graduates are Technicians (we know) but what about courses like, Accounting, Pub. Admin, Mass communication, and does it mean that there're Technicians and engineers in Architecture, Building tech in fact the whole school of environmental.

Not withstanding, many judge their dichotomy in terms of Jamb cut-off mark (that doesn't mean that someone who is in the Poly can't make such scores and better) what is big between 200 and 180 as cut-off marks (even at times Universities take it down to 180 due to mass failure in Jamb), I can rewrite next year and do better but I decided to follow the other way.

In this present time where unemployment is the order of the day, and the society is calling for skill acquisition, which cert is more favoured. Now a HND holder is qualified and can still work in that same firm he was rejected at and can also survive on his own due the skill acquired in school. Even in with OND, my friend is working in a bank and furthering his education through weekend program. I myself, as an Architectural student, I've made so many designs and am handling some sites as of now (with OND).

So please my dearest Nairaland siblings, in my own opinion, both certs does not guarantee a better future or make you a hotter cake but it sharpens your way to greatness through what you've done with it not what it has done for you.

mickyeddi:
They are ranked by a site called Brilliant.org, which asks users progressively harder math and science problems.

Think you might be as smart as one of these tweens or teens?

Prove it by solving some of the math problems they've solved.






1.
https://static2.businessinsider.com/image/51801203eab8ea554100000c-1200/tadewos-abiye-getachew-17-nailed-this-tricky-algebra-question.jpg

2.
https://static1.businessinsider.com/image/51801437eab8ea2d47000010-1200/this-is-a-very-difficult-combinatorial-geometry-problem-but-nur-muhammad-shafiullah-15-solved-it.jpg

3.
https://static3.businessinsider.com/image/518015d169bedd4954000000-1200/lawrence-sun-16-solved-this-geometry-problem.jpg

4.
https://static2.businessinsider.com/image/51804d2869bedd915a000017-1200/kensen-shi-17-solved-this-kind-of-problem-during-the-us-physics-olympiad-this-year.jpg

midolian:
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/07/11/buhari-to-nigerians-get-ready-to-patronise-made-in-nigeria-products/

Buhari has done it again ..Wailers can wail for ol I care

Lalasticlala, Obinoscopy

runzlord:
be honest.....

peeparty:
what will you do?
This will definitely be a goodbye meal.

AtlanticBreeze:
http://businessdayonline.com/2015/07/obasanjo-tinubu-not-yoruba-leaders-afenifere/

HungerBAD:
Stuff like this is the reason i sold all my guns, except for the one in my car. I know i will probably spend the rest of my days locked up, as i dont see myself not shooting at the person that did this.

But what if that person happens to be my wife?will shoot her too.

HENROSHUN:
Hello, recent events in the banking sector has caused me to look into God's word and know that the rapture of the saints is no longer near but right at the door. It all started with SIM registration, then to NUBAN (ten digit bank account numbers), now we have BVN and NIN without which you cannot transact your business.

It is important to know these are consolidation of data for the mark of the beast which is an identity and money system. I have watched customers queue up and denied access to their money because they don't have BVN and by September 1st no transaction will hold without your NIN (national identity number). These are a build-up to the Mark of the Beast. You cannot buy or sell without it. Now BVN and NIN are no longer optional in transacting your banking business and the world is fast going cashless. Observing the speed and deadlines given, what will be the banking system in the next two years?

Brethren are we still playing church at this time? Jesus is coming for a church without spot or wrinkle. After the rapture comes the great tribulation, who can stand? If now is so hard for many how much more then? If you have a social network, BVN, SIM registration or NIMC, welcome to reality, your data is already captured. The only way out now is making rapture. You will be treated as a traitor if you refuse the code which will no longer be on plastic cards but on your right hand or forehead. It won't be visible to the eye but picked with a hand scanner everyone can afford.

This is a call to seriousness to everyone who has an ear to listen. If you are not born again, please do so now by accepting Jesus as your Lord and Saviour and live by God's standards. For many that are already born again, remember it must be a church without spot or wrinkle, so let go of all sin, malice and unforgiveness. Pray for every soul and the weak. He is no longer near, but right at the door. THINK ABOUT THE WORD. GOD HELP US ALL, AMEN

JAYTUNEZ:
Don’t know if a Yoruba guy hurt her, or she is just referring to someone but this was a direct jape at Yoruba guys and their little friend.. Lol



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