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Lucas4903:
I want to believe whereever u also live is cursed as you Urself is Cos it only takes a cursed person to know who or where is cursed.

Another resident of cursed Ikorodu.

All lies. I've noticed that just about every site and everyone wants you to download their stupid app. I mean how many apps can someone possibly have before their phone crashes? I have so many useless apps on my phone I don't even use, yet every stupid sites, companies etc keeps asking you to download their app. All these apps do is slow your phone, drain your battery, eavesdrop on your texts, calls, pictures and track your location. Op is obviously an app creator looking for customers.

babajide2010:
ogun kill you there if you say ikorodu is cursed it happen every where now Efcc is on the street and road with normal cloth like a cool guy not Sars again

AIDS kill you and your family there, cursed ikorodu resident.

Ikorodu is cursed.

misano:
She makes more money than Legit? Stop talking trash. Linda is running a one man business. Legit is paying more 20 in-house writers and 100+ freelance writers monthly.

You opinion does not matter. Fact is fact and Linda Ikeji is the highest paid blogger in Nigeria.

IBB messed up Nigeria, if not for him, Nigeria should've been like Dubai.

Nice

International Superstar Soccer Delux on Sega. It was impossible to beat Brazil.

The back flip god. The man who singlehandedly sent Sweden home in the 2002 world cup.

Buhari deserves to win this election, he is taller and better looking than Atiku.

misano:
U are wrong Linda covers one niche and in Nigeria there over 100 untouched niches. She is even falling in her niche. Alexa rank says it all Naijaloaded, GQBuzz, Legit and Bounce are pushing her out.

No, you are wrong. She still makes more money than all the others combined.

Blogging is not a career, it's a hobby. You all think you will make it like Linda Ikeji forgetting that she was an early adopter and the space is too saturated now.

That's too much work with no proof that it's effective.

Only God knows how many innocent souls have lost their lives to ritualists. After Malaria, heart disease, diabetes and motovehicular accidents, death in the hands of ritualists is the 5th leading cause of death in Nigeria.

GeorgeTheCoder:
A dead lion is a Lion. A living dog is still a dog.

Young men your age took up arms to fight in the world wars and civil war and demonstrate against military rule. You are afraid to go and vote. Stay at home. Your mother's wrapper is big enough to hide you.
Useless youth.

Lose your life over a rigged selection. You are dumber than I thought

GeorgeTheCoder:
Shut up. Coward.

There are many "brave"men like you rotting away in the cemetery.

If you like your life, better stay home on election day. Your life isn't worth losing for a rigged election. Nothing may happen but better safe than sorry.

Chuksmonika:
you speak of war like someone who has witnessed it before,but this time it will be your carcass lying down there

Prepare for the worst or you will be slaughtered for pork.

Anyone based in the diaspora should have no say in our election.

NEIGHBOUR:
What u are wishing for the country will destroy u first. Learn to love and pray for ur country.

Another silly goon. When you wear a seat belt while driving a car are you wishing for a head-on collision?

obailala:
The bolded part of your comment above, permit me to drop my thoughts. There's this widespread belief that cancer wasnt a Nigerian problem until recently. But I believe that isn't true.

Cancer has always existed in Nigeria, but we never and we still hardly ever diagnose it. Millions of Nigerians die from cancer regularly but it's never diagnosed; how many times have you seen obituaries or heard stories aboit a person dying "after a brief illness"?... In cases where the victim had some suspicious neighbours or family/village people, we just instantly conclude it was juju influenced brief illness, and then spend the rest of our time and resources going from pastor to prophet. Meanwhile the person died of some form of cancer. The only cancer we diagnose in Nigeria are the ones that have a visible representation, e.g. lumps in breast cancer etc.

If we really had proper diagnosis in Nigeria, you will be shocked at the true statistics of cancer related deaths in Nigeria.

You are so right. Cancer must have been off the radar due to under diagnosing, however the influx of Western foods, rampant use of microwave and radiation emiting cell phones might do us in.

For that kind of money, I hope they also give you green card upon graduation.

As strange as this may sound, in 1913 my grand father was farming when a saucer shaped object appeared in the sky and beamed a bright light towards him, he became blind instantly and before he knew what was happening he was levitating. While inside this unidentified flying object, his blood was drawn, semen collected and he could hear strange voices in a foreign language he has never heard before. Afterwards, he was thrown out of the flying object with a cubic shaped metallic device. He started screaming out loud in the middle of the night and when help arrived, eye witnesses recounted that he was glowing green from head to toe, in fact they were afraid to touch him, but eventually the villagers escorted him to his house since he couldn't see. My grand father doesn't remember everything that happened to him inside that flying object, it appears as though he was inflicted with selective amnesia. People even thought he was making up stories but everyone who made contact with my grand father died within 3 months with no known cause of death.

The cubic shaped metallic device has been passed on in the family, 3 generations later and nobody knew what it was. Being the curious George I'm, I decided to have someone figure out what the object was and my quest resulted in me shipping out the item from Nigeria to the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum in Washington DC for analysis, I spent my life savings on it. Long story short, it turned out that the item is 75% Yttrium, 15% Platinum and 10% Rhodium. They concluded that it is composed mostly of non-earth metals so therefore it must have come from outter space. They were shocked and surprised as to the origin of this device, I was even contacted by NASA and the CIA. They wanted to confiscate this object to further study it and I refused, the even offered me blood money kinda compensation but I refused.

Long story short, In 2016 I was cleaning the device and I don't know what happened or how it happened but I teleported into the future by something that looked like a wormhole. I was able to see Donald Trump being declared the president Elect of the U.S and once I returned to myself, I thought I just had a bad dream but it turned out that I had travelled 2 months into the future. Then march 2018, I tried to replicate the same sequence of events and again, I was teleported into a football stadium in Brazil and there I witnessed France lifting the world cup. I couldn't believe my eyes, but then when France won the world cup months later, it was exactly as I saw it. It finally dawned on me that I was in possession of a time machine. Ever since then this device has predicted 9 events with 100% accuracy.

Just this night I time travelled Into the future and it turns out that Buhari was declared the president for a 2nd term, my time travel machine hasn't failed me yet and I doubt it will fail me now.

No matter how they want to spin it, this is all an attempt by Buhari to gain the loyalty of the army should In case he loses the election and refuses to step down, the military will protect him. Be smart people, remember June 12th 1993. Stockpile canned foods and bottles of water to sustain you by our household for 2years just In case things get bloody.

correctguy0900:
Coward

Maybe, but if it will allow me to outlive "brave" souls like you then I can at least be rest assured that the human gene pool will be saturated with smart people whose sole purpose is to procreate and extend the survival of our specie.

Totibush:
You watch too many movies mate! Anyway where's your bunker situated?

Well in 1966 the movie Star Trek introduced the "Tricoder" which was basically a smartphone that allowed the crew to make both video and voice calls amongst themselves. But today smart phone is a reality.

The concept of virtual reality was first introduced in movies like the Matrix, but today Samsung, LG, HTC, Facebook and Microsoft all have VR headsets that allow you to immerse yourself into 3D video games or other video formats like live sports.

In the movie "2001: A Space Odyssey" released in 1968 they introduced video calling even though no such technology existed at the time, today you can Face time, Skype and video call anyone with a smart phone.

In the movie "Back to the Future" released in 1985, we were introduced to hoverboards even though no such thing existed but I don't need to tell you that 5 years ago hoverboards became one of the hottest gadget in the consumer tech space.

In the movie "Total Recall" and several other movies from the nineties, we were introduced to driverless cars way before their time. Today Google, Tesla, Uber, Apple and many other technology companies are working on making driverless cars a reality, they already have actual functional cars and trucks.

So you see, sometimes fiction mirrors reality. In regards to the location of my bunker, this might sound like a movie cliche but 'if I tell you, I will have to kill you.'

lapazi:
You watch way too much movies.... dumass

Meme generation kid, go and ask your parents about June 12th 1993.

That MRI machine looks really sexy. Nigerians had a very low incidence of cancer up until the mid 2000s when American food chains like KFC and all these pizza joints started flooding Nigeria. Now more and more Nigerians are dying from cancer because instead of them to eat the food that's native to them, they prefer the white man's food. God created everyone to better adapt to their environment, once you start making artificial alterations, that's when unfathomable diseases and illness arise. There's a reason why the white man's medications doesn't cure diabetes or hypertension in Africans this is mainly because our genetic makeup is different from the white man, our herbs and natural food is our medicine.

Jchi9876:
Even mad man no dey gree him be mad man.
Your case done rotten na to wait till your madness carry you enter expressway make trailer chop your skull

Simpletons like yourself also called Nikola Tesla a mad man for his advancement of electricity. _Morons like yourself also called Galileo Galilei a mad man for saying earth and the other planets in the solar system revolved around the sun( ethnocentrism) and not the other way around. Dimwits like you called Pythagoras a mad man when he proposed that earth is spherical in shape and not flat, meaning you can't just walk to the edge of earth and fall off the planet. Numbskullls like you called Charles Darwin a mad man for writing the Theory of Evolution, prior to that people just believed all plants and animals magically appeared and remained the same from the dawn of time. Amoebas like you also called the Wright brothers mad boys when they were building and testing the first airplane in 1903.

I can go on and on but I don't think you even have the mental capacity to grasp the analogy or the point I'm trying to drill down your thick skull, but I will try anyway.

eliwa47:
Henceforth seun should endeavor to examine peoples IQ/brain before getting access to comments on nairaland otherwise...........

I'm 100% certain that my IQ is way higher than yours. Be careful what you ask for, you might end up being denied access to nairaland if a high IQ is required to log in.

Chuksmonika:
is that what you wish for your country you unpatrotic element?...well before that happens,the Army will seize power in a coup

Like your signature reads "this is Nigeria" it has happened before, so better be prepared or you might perish like a rabbit.

After the election there will be massive riots and so many innocent souls will be lost. If you are smart and you want to live, build an underground bunker near a remote forest, stockpile it with tin tomato, tin peas, indomie, dried meat, dried fish, biscuits, sweets, several cases of bottled water, cigaret lighter, torch, battery powered radio, first aid kit and a small hand gun. I already have a bunker linked to several tunnels, theres enough food in there to survive for 5 years in the case of a civil war, nuclear attack or zombie apocalypse.