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lovemaths:
Please, help me with graphic design and article proofreading, thanks.

Oh you will have to consult with these guys who do it full time. They are gurus and I had to pay them. Seriously browse through nairaland, there are a ton of them. Also check the fiverr threads.

Gabriel004:
graghic design

Oh you will have to consult with these guys who do it full time. They are gurus and I had to pay them. Seriously browse through nairaland, there are a ton of them.

Good for him, unlike other Nigerian billionaires with pot bellies, he's trying to stay In shape and hopefully live a long healthy life. Warren Buffet one of the richest man in the world is 88yrs old with his cognition fully intact, still works and doesn't use a cane.

I don't know who Team Alex is, but if she made front page news I can only assume that she's important. I wish her a happy birthday nonetheless.

I will do my own voting on nairaland because my life is valuable. Until they implement online voting, I will not risk my life for any politician.

mandate12:
I hate these kinda full comments! Someone says 'I saw so so..' If u r in doubt, the next reasonable thing is to query it to ascertain any level of fact! Just don't sit like a dead log and say its a lie.

He lacks sense, there are many like him on nairaland and I generally ignore them.

daddio:
YA MUMU WE CARRY UNA FROM BUSH DON CARRY UNA ENTER TOWN COM DISGRACE UNA ABI?

EVIL PIKIN, YA VILLAGE PEOPLE NEVER COMMOT HAND ON TOP YA MATTER.

THINK OF BETTER THING TO DO, NO DEY SPOIL ODA PIPOS JOY

ALLOW YA MUMU TO REST THIS YEAR

Idiot, you have been blocked.

This is rubbish, we speak English and not pidgin English. They teach us English in school not this crap. My parents used to punish me for speaking pidgin English, so I definitely have a problem with the white man trying to speak it as if it's our official language. Foreigners all think the moment they add "O" to the end of a sentence, it automatically makes them fluent in pidgin English.

He may not be the most outspoken, eloquent or articulated one, but without question everyone regardless of party affiliation can attest that President Buhari is a humble, modest and down to earth guy. He has good intentions. Despite taking over when the value of crude oil dropped drastically globally which resulted in inflation and the devaluation of our currency, he was still able to improvise means to cork the bleeding and steer the economy towards the right direction.

It's not his fault that 85% of our budget relies on sales of crude oil, so any little hiccup in the international markets results in aftershocks in Nigeria. Despite the challenges, Nigeria's economy still fared better than Russia and Venezuela's, both countries also rely on crude oil.

And on this ground and premise I say I stand and support Buhari for what he has done and what he will do. I plead with you all to give him another 4 years to finish what he has started. God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria and God bless President Buhari.

So what if she had invitro fertilization, or surrogacy or adoption or womb transplant or her babies were made in a test tube?? The most important thing is that she has increased her household and these little ones will bring joy and the fulfilment of parenthood to her family.

Gabriel004:
Can you teach me?

Teach you what exactly?

faaz24:
Even for una house Buhari don win ,
Tomorrow also marks your parents wedding anniversary, what a sweet coincidence it will be for them, they will celebrate and JUBRILATE at the same time .

Happy wedding anniversary to them.

Lol Thanks sha

My parents support Buhari, 2 out of my 5 siblings support Atiku. I also support Atiku. Tomorrow marks my parents' wedding anniversary, it will be a very awkward gathering after Atiku wins by a landslide.

A "few words" and then you type this long essay.

These are the top 1% in the country. The ones who attend international schools with tuitions of 50 million naira per annum. They vacation in Dubai and stay in the Burj Khalifa or the Ritz Carlton in New York. In this time of hardship, they are able to import rare breed dogs, feed them imported food and still have the guts to show them off at carnivals. All hands are not equal indeed.

Very good. They should 've stuck that pole up his _ass. Zero tolerance for thieves.

I counted 42 heads in the picture, where are the thousands?

If Atiku wins tomorrow, I will give out small amounts of Bitcoins to everyone on the 1st page of this thread. Atikulated.

Fear Benin people. I didn't believe all the stories until I witnessed it live in 2001, eba was talking and pleading not to be eaten.

They should remain in the diaspora and vote there. If you live outside the country, your should be barred from voting since it doesn't affect you.

It's getting hot. Me and my household will stay out of this election. My life is more valuable than any politician's aspirations.

asuustrike1:
What kind of stupid comment is this?

It's not a stupid comment. Trump and his Russian cronies did the same thing. You are dumb.

After NYSC I couldn't get a job right away and I was depressed and suicidal. I once overdosed on aspirin only to be resuscitated at the hospital. I thought about suing the hospital for bringing me back to life against my will and wishes but my lawyer advised me to let go since the case will be tossed out anyway. I decided to use my second chance to make the most of myself and one day give a testimony. I searched nairaland for jobs and applied to many, I eventually got a job at Jumia Travels where I helped with hotel reservations. They paid me 80k a month, not bad. Just 3 months into the job, my female manager and colleagues were hitting on me. They would drool over me and flirt with me. I didn't mind it until my manger who's a married woman with 2 kids invited me over to her house. I refused and she set me up. I ended up losing my job.

I later got another job at a travel agency, helped with flight reservations. Pay was 85k a month. Needless to say that my female co-workers were crushing on me, the other guys were jealous and it resulted in a serious physical altercation between me and another male co-worker. We were both let go.

I scoured nairaland and came across an online freelancer who taught me graphic design and article proofreading, I started earning dollars from fiverr, upwork and many freelancing sites. Money wasn't bad, I was averaging $200 a week. I thought I had made it in life. I worked at my own schedule.

But later I felt like the money wasn't enough, I wanted to buy a new car and a new apartment. I met another friend of mine, Charles, who was a model. Dude was fit with deltoid, pectoralis and back muscles popping. He told me he works out 5 days a week and makes 2 million naira a month. I was shocked. It turned out that Charles was a gigolo, he serviced rich women as well as models on the side. I was jealous, I mean I'm better looking than this guy and women are obsessed with me so why wasn't I using these attributes to my own advantage? I started working out, started rentacock.com, did some grassroot advertising and with word-of-mouth I started getting clients. I ended up making1.5 mil in my first month, and today I easily pull 10 times that.

Moral of the story, stop staying home languishing away and begging for jobs, look around you and provide a service people need. Good luck.

They don't want PDP to hack and hijack this election. Well done.

Well to be honest, I'm not even surprised, everything is possible these days. I just read an article today about a woman in Brazil who was born with no womb but underwent a uterus (womb) transplant from a deceased donor and she gave birth to a healthy baby via invitro fertilization. She already had her ovaries and tubes though. Bobrisky will need ovaries, fallopian tubes, a uterus for starters and then the hormones estrogen and prolactine and God knows what else for him to make a baby. I will not put anything beyond science in this day and age.

If your moniker is not Autojosh, Gazzuz or Explorer, sir your car thread ain't making front page. It will remain hidden for as long as nairaland.com exists. I have copied the url and i will set a reminder for February 15th, 2039, if God spares my life, I shall return here to remind you.

Gbenga Olawepo Hashim will steal votes from Atiku resulting in another land slide victory for President Buhari.

Ok

Techno got no swag, always looking like a primary 6 pupil.

Just like polls showed that Hilary Clinton would win the US elections but Trump ended up winning, so will President Buhari win tomorrow by a land slide. Congratulations President Buhari 4 more years of prosperity and integrity.

Congratulations to President Atiku. May you lead us to prosperity and restore our image in the international stage.

APC members are pathological liars.