Celebrities › Re: I’m In Love, I Don’t Know About Marriage — Actress, Tina Mba by rentAcock(m): 5:45am On Jan 27, 2019 |
Marriage is overrated, stay single, live longer. |
Romance › Re: Lady Twerks To Davido's #bumbum In A Moving Bus, Keke & On Okada To Win N1M by rentAcock(m): 2:15pm On Jan 26, 2019 |
Where are her parents? |
Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Attack Polaris Bank In Osun. Three Persons Shot Dead. Photos by rentAcock(m): 7:50pm On Jan 24, 2019 |
A whole hour and half? Where was the police? |
Crime › Re: Young Man Tears Married Woman's Panties While Trying To Rape Her In Delta. Photo by rentAcock(m): 9:10am On Jan 24, 2019 |
His name is Milky, I'm not surprised. But the lady needs to dispose of that parachute she calls underwear, it's an eye sore. |
Celebrities › Re: Van Vicker Celebrates His Wife, Adjoa, Birthday With Family Photo by rentAcock(m): 8:45am On Jan 24, 2019 |
This guy faded |
Politics › Re: The Next Facebook Creator Can Be In FUTA, I Am Not After Gold - Sowore by rentAcock(m): 8:35am On Jan 24, 2019*. Modified: 7:49pm On Jan 24, 2019 |
No sir, the next Facebook creator is in Silicon Valley, USA, Bejing China, Berlin, Germany, Bangalore, India, Vancouver Canada , London UK and not Federal University of Technology Akure. We play too much in this country, some of our schools are still using Windows 94 computers to teach programming while Some don't even have computers but expect you to learn coding by craming. Until we invest massively into IT and skill development, we are not going anywhere and foreign tech companies will continue to lure our best minds with blood money kinda salary and residency. |
Celebrities › Re: Emmanuel Ikubese And Anita Brows Adetoye Dating by rentAcock(m): 8:32am On Jan 24, 2019 |
I really have nothing to say, just bored this morning. I don't know them but I wish them well. |
Politics › Re: Little Girl Hugs Yemi Osinbajo, The VP (Caption Photo) by rentAcock(m): 8:22am On Jan 24, 2019*. Modified: 8:44am On Jan 24, 2019 |
Poor girl doesn't realize that by the time she's 30yrs old Nigeria's crude oil would've run out, average temperature will be 55 C, Lagos will be submerged 6 meters below sea level, politicians would've sold 50% of the county to the Chinese and embezzle 75% of the CBN's reserve and there will be decade long famines . I feel sorry for this girl and her peers, it will be rough in Nigeria. |
Celebrities › Re: #MoralInstruction: Falz Explains The Sudden Disappearance Of His Beard by rentAcock(m): 10:12am On Jan 22, 2019 |
lobell: Waited three weeks for update on another man's beard! Bro, are you gay?! So gay |
Politics › Re: Hausa Community Endorses Ugwuanyi For Second Term by rentAcock(m): 5:44am On Jan 22, 2019 |
I wonder if non Hausas have any political influence in northern states. |
Politics › Re: Orji Kalu’s Orderly Shoots Man During Campaign Rally Arochukwu, Abia by rentAcock(m): 11:15pm On Jan 21, 2019 |
If this is true, Orji Kalu should be tried for 2nd degree manslaughter and locked up for life. |
Nairaland General › Re: Hyena Dragged To Police Station In Kano. Photos by rentAcock(m): 11:12pm On Jan 21, 2019 |
At least they didn't kill it for bush meat. These northerners are more civilised than I thought. |
Crime › Re: Customs Officers Shoot Man Dead In Owode, Ogun State (photos) by rentAcock(m): 11:10pm On Jan 21, 2019 |
No matter how hard they try to make Nigeria uninhabitable, I will never flee to the white man's land. |
Crime › Re: Customs Officers Shoot Man Dead In Owode, Ogun State (photos) by rentAcock(m): 11:10pm On Jan 21, 2019 |
Damn |
Family › Re: Ever Considered Changing Your Name? by rentAcock(m): 11:03pm On Jan 21, 2019 |
hadjipapiey: Hahahahaha..  Hilarious
You must look like one Dîckkhead Your sister knows what I look like |
Politics › Re: APC Accused Of Hiring U.S PR Firm For $1.2M by rentAcock(m): 10:11pm On Jan 21, 2019 |
PDP is a fraud. |
Romance › Re: How I Lost My Fiance To Ashebi/malaysian Guy. by rentAcock(m): 10:01pm On Jan 21, 2019*. Modified: 10:47pm On Jan 21, 2019 |
You are a wuss, a sissy. She treats you like a used toilet paper because she knows you aren't man enough to take action. You even called her a "black witch" and still you are asking for advice here. Marry her and maybe your child will be Harry potter. |
Celebrities › Re: #MoralInstruction: Falz Explains The Sudden Disappearance Of His Beard by rentAcock(m): 9:39pm On Jan 21, 2019 |
Thank you Falz, I've been waiting for 3 weeks for this update about your beard. You rock bro. |
Politics › Re: Seems Judd Legum Lied, Contract Was Signed Before Atiku Became PDP Candidate by rentAcock(m): 9:33pm On Jan 21, 2019 |
APC is a scam. |
Family › Re: Ever Considered Changing Your Name? by rentAcock(m): 8:59pm On Jan 21, 2019 |
My name is Dick, my parents thought it was a cool name after hearing it from an American movie, needless to say that I was teased throughout my school days and I think it is part of the reason I'm currently in my line of business. I wish I can change it. |
Crime › Re: Man Beats Wife To Death 2 Weeks After She Gave Birth In Rivers State (photos) by rentAcock(m): 8:51pm On Jan 21, 2019 |
Valerie47: Do you know an issue with comprehension and reading? No, but I have an issue with people who swallow one sided internet stories hook line and sinker without hearing both sides of the story. |
Crime › Re: Man Beats Wife To Death 2 Weeks After She Gave Birth In Rivers State (photos) by rentAcock(m): 8:48pm On Jan 21, 2019 |
Valerie47: Soneone died, you are here talking about what the infidel has to say, he should go to court and plead guilty then die in jail. And you know the husband killed the wife because you are omnipresent? |
Family › Re: Okada Man's Wife Gives Birth To Triplets In Delta After Welcoming Twins. Photo by rentAcock(m): 7:57pm On Jan 21, 2019 |
I used to think riding okada or bicycle for long hours depletes your sperm count. This man should be quarantined and studied, they might just discover a cure for low sperm count. |
Romance › Re: Ladies Must Go On 1st Date Without Make-up – Joro Olumofin by rentAcock(m): 7:34pm On Jan 21, 2019*. Modified: 7:51pm On Jan 21, 2019 |
If that's the case women wouldn't go on dates. Some women would rather die single than step out of their house without makeup. |
Crime › Re: Man Beats Wife To Death 2 Weeks After She Gave Birth In Rivers State (photos) by rentAcock(m): 7:17pm On Jan 21, 2019 |
naijaboiy: [color=#1980BC]What will he say that will justify beating his wife to death? And he is even on the run.
Please stop thinking with your cóck, it could be your own female relative tomorrow.[/color] And you know all this how? Were you the mosquito on their wall? |
Crime › Re: Man Beats Wife To Death 2 Weeks After She Gave Birth In Rivers State (photos) by rentAcock(m): 7:14pm On Jan 21, 2019 |
uuzba: Well, we are warned about this during marriage course, before wedding. When you meet your wife, she's a babe. Your all and all. The moment she gives birth, she becomes baby's all and all. Her attention goes to baby. Breast, that you thought was for you will enter baby's mouth O, 24/7. Not all men can take this. Maturity is needed. Some marriages break because of this imbalance of attention. The man can feel left out. U think he killed her because he was being deprived of sucking breast? |
Phones › Re: How To Protect Your Facebook, Twitter, Instagram & Snapchat Accounts by rentAcock(m): 5:21pm On Jan 21, 2019 |
You shouldn't have any social media account to start with unless you are running a business and want people to find you. Twitter has been very good for my business, claim 30% discount exclusive to nairaland users, promo code:Nairalander @rentacock |
Crime › Re: Man Beats Wife To Death 2 Weeks After She Gave Birth In Rivers State (photos) by rentAcock(m): 5:18pm On Jan 21, 2019 |
I will never believe a one sided story on the internet, what does the husband have to say? |
Politics › Re: US Trip: American Journalist Exposes Atiku Abubakar On Twitter by rentAcock(m): 5:11pm On Jan 21, 2019 |
America is a joke, if you invest $500,000 they will give you a green card, that's possibly how Atiku entered the country. |
Pets › Re: Meet Lagos Monkey That Understands Pidgin English And Yoruba by rentAcock(m): 2:22pm On Jan 20, 2019 |
Monkeys are smarter than you expect, afterall they are our distant cousins. Something tells me this guy has taught this monkey his to steal and pickpocket. |
Sports › Re: China Vs Nigeria: 4 Nations Women's Tournament - 3 - 0 (Full Time) by rentAcock(m): 2:55pm On Jan 17, 2019 |
Our girls went there to eat chicken wings with fried rice. |
Celebrities › Re: Eedris Abdulkareem: 'Buhari Is Weak Mentally And Physically' by rentAcock(m): 2:52pm On Jan 17, 2019 |
Ever since his career ended in 2000, Edris has been taking shots at anyone just to remain relevant. Dude should instead focus his energy on reviving his career, a collaboration with some of the young artistes wouldnt be a bad idea for this miserable man. |