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DropsMic:
If swears and prayers do work do you think Nigeria will still be as useless as it is today?

Hmmm, what more can I say bro?
I don't just know how on earth someone would be as careless as not knowing his responsibility as a governor. There are things that are worth doing even if it's just for the eyes na. Or don't you agree?

mardis:
I don't think girls drive any pressure from doing that. Girls mostly do that to please the man.

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Simon Lalong must be stupendously stewpid.

Something like this will happen and a so called governor of the state won't even bother to pay a condolence visit to the victims.

May he never find rest, may the blood of the innocent victims which he swore to protect but failed continue to fight him...

Karleb:
Thunder fire you.

Seconded by me

madri4u:
Please nairaland, l have not been deployed and all my details are intact. Do l need to edit my details by updating again so that l can be shortlisted? Need serious advice from you guys.

Did you see any notification that "you have not updated your profile on the portal?

DRsays:
I later noticed that I was putting wrong Bvn(my friend's bvn)..when I put mine is now showing "too many Requests received. Please try again in a minutes time"

Darabillz:
Same here it’s showing me tru again in a minute time

Darabillz:
Same here it’s showing me tru again in a minute time

OK then, you guys should keep calm.
Everything will be resolved.
In case it continues like that till noon, try visiting a cyber café and get it done and printed once and for all.

Congrats 2 u all...

DRsays:
N agro...I have been deployed
The problem am facing now is that my Bvn date of birth does not match my documents date of birth..and I was unable to print my ppa letter

Please help me out,what should i do

So what exactly is their response when you try to enter your bvn to download the deployment letter?

N-power has begin the deployment of volunteers to their various Places of Primary Assignment PPA. If you are one of the participants, kindly log in to your profile and check your deployment status.
If you are deployed, endeavor to update your profile, download and print out your deployment letter which you are to carry to your PPA contact person for signing/acknowledgement followed by uploading it to the NASIMS self service portal.

I wish you Goodluck and Patience Jonathan as you check...

Congratulations to ISIS and the Talibans, they just won themselves a free visa to hell where their 72 virgins are already lined up waiting to receive them.

Our eyes are widely open to see how the fuckery unfolds...

Trustnoman4life:
All these senseless quotes just to prove you are different from your fhucking co religious junkies.
I no fit laugh finish .
Religion is a scam
Your eye never clear finish.
Na still u wey refer to me as a Muslim after I say Religion is a scam .
Your eye never clear finish at all.
Keep jonzing .

Pls don't make me think you have problem with comprehensive reading. Your obsession with the statement "religion is a scam" makes me wonder if that's the only sentence you know how to type the most.
Come on, make some sensible points and stop repeating yourself over and over again. And don't just make a point, make sure it's coherent with my previous mention before this one.
You quoted Karl Marx that religion is the opium of the masses and I agreed with that and told you why that statement however can not be generally true in all cases and all you've got to say is to be repeating yourself over and over again?

Trustnoman4life:
You insulted someone's parents and you are here talking morals.
Your sentence did not say I suspect that your parents didn't train you well but you spoke like one who knows my parents.
I am not surprised because it is how Religious junkies talk.
Ode
Religion is a big scam.
Karl Marx was fhuckin right when he described Religion as the opium of the masses.
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Picture proof added

OK, I be ode if that makes you feel better
Yes, religion is the opium of the masses, Karl Marx was right. I can see your obsession with this Karl Marx's quote, but don't forget that some people only discover their true purpose while on this opium. In other words, their true purpose and capabilities vanishes with the potency time of this opium and it is much better to know your true purpose and capabilities even if it's just for a minute than to live for decades without really living at all.
Moreover life is wasted if it's without purpose.
This is my personal quote for u...
"the world is mad by default so find out what stirs up this madness and use it to better yourself and the world."
So, as you can see, I'm in cahoots with Karl's statements but I'm not obsessed with it to consider it to be entirely true in all spheres of life. This is my dispassionate creed.
Remember, I be ode

Trustnoman4life:
Your comment is full of hypocrisy and Religious bigotry .
You who have abused someone's parents of poor upbringing is still talking about someone insulting you.
Someone talked to you and you insult their parents .
Typical example of a religious junkie.
Religion is a scam.
I am not a Christian neither am i a Muslim not an atheist .
Don't drag me into your fhucking religious hallucinations .

Don't be pained bro. I wasn't insulting u, I was rather giving a brief narrative of how I suspect you were brought up for how you quickly referred to me as "Ode" despite not knowing me in person.
Never mind, I used to think the way you are thinking now and trust me, I probably know how you feel about religion cos I have been in your shoes, but believe me, one day you will understand what religion is all about and that's when you will understand and you will stop seeing religion as the main entity in what people choose to believe in.
And please, what do we call someone who has no religion and at the same time not and atheist? It's definitely not agnosticism because even agnostics are at the middle of theism and atheism.
BTW, that Ballotelli's pics you always like to use looks cool...

Trustnoman4life:
Ode, who dey argue with you ?
You miss road before you come quote my comment ?
Ode

How quick you are to insult random people you come across on public forums such as this obviously shows the level of your home training. I'm sorry, your parents did a poor job bringing you up so I don't blame you at all because that's how you were brought up.
BTW, it seems you are being unnecessarily acrimonious because I have refused to gratify you with the title of an "atheist."
Note that I will never mistake you for the atheist wannabe you are trying to proclaim yourself as cos u are just too dull to be one...
So go wallow in your illogical and delusional thoughts..

Trustnoman4life:
Religion is a scam .
Wetin concern me concern Islam Religion ?
You have been taught to see other Religions as evil .
even when they come up with facts that your Religion is evil,your fhucking biased mind would not let you apply the use of common Sense in solving the fhuckin issue on ground.
Abraham claimed he was told by who to kill his son?
Who told Jepthah to kill his daughter ?Which he did .
He told Moses before Jepthah was born that thou shalt not kill .
Why did he then accept the sacrifice of Jepthah's daughter after telling Moses thou shalt not kill .
Your fhucking problem is that you are depriving yourself the use of common Sense to answer some life questions .
If he told Jepthah to kill he might have well told this guy in the picture below to do so or Jepthah and the fhuckin guy in the picture are both mad .

Not this argument again please...
I have upgraded past arguing religion on NL and I would rather say you came late cos arguing and following religion on NL is something I did as far back as 2014 to 2017 so you see, I won't stoop as low as going back to that time so believe whatever you choose to...
Peace

Candidlady:
No wonder some wires are always touching in your brain...

So u too notice am?

It seems more like this N-power batch C is as fake as this government itself...

BTW, is it that there won't be any physical verification before deployment?

Thought people were waiting for the date physical verification will be scheduled to hold, how come it's deployment some are now talking about straight away?

Men dey try o

Forest of maize?

poshestmina:
Mr flyover
To be honest though ,Wike has tried ,gave Phc a new look .

Na to fence the full state roof am remain





Honestly,if he puts half of the resources to create employments,pay salaries , pensions etc ,he will be the best Governor Rivers ever had.

No be road and bridge people go chop .

You don talk am finish na

We won't take this...

The truth is that Wike is working, but there are just some aspects he needs to prioritize especially in this critical time when everything is falling apart...
You can't be constructing beautiful roads, drainages and bridges and fail to pay pension allowance to pensioners and you expect people to be happy. There should be a proper balance between necessities.
Beautiful roads and drainages do not transform to food on people's table and we all know a hungry man is an angry man.

Op, it seems fraud is simply not ur calling so just go join roadside agbero cos the earlier, the better.
This is an advice...

Tenshades:
Your story is stale...look for another format.

You keep disturbing Nairaland with different thread with slightly changed stories on winning but not getting paid.

Few days ago, it was 5.4 million you won which they didn't pay you. After that, it became 5 million on another thread. Today again, the winning to smoke weed jump to 8 million and na still d same chat screenshot.

@OP, Go and download premium sense from Uganda.

Ororo dey ur head abeg...
All this na tricks to lure people to request say dem wan buy games.
Only a fool can be fooled with his cheap tales.

Copy that.

And they are all connected to one religion

Trustnoman4life:
Religious junkie spotted .
Who is a Muslim ?
Religion is a scam .
If you were not a religious bigot or junkie , you would have read my comment and comprehend that i was not supporting any Religion .

And what makes you think I don't understand that u muslim folks often hide under the guise of "I don't support any religion" to stylishly criticize Christianity in order not to be challenged?
Also, I'm not a religious bigot, but one thing I know is that the world would be by far more peaceful with Christianity than it will ever be with the level of extremism being displayed by people of the so called religion of piss!
And btw, the pictures you posted are completely incoherent with the subject of discussion here and whether you like it or not, Islam has by itself made itself to be recognized as an emblem of terrorism. Know this and know peace...

Trustnoman4life:
The fhuckin Christian Religious junkies won't shout evil Religion here .
Religion is a scam.

Saying something like this shows the exact extent of your poor sense of comparison and sentiment.
The reason why you don't see people reacting to crimes committed by Christians the way you expect is because the Christians involved in such crimes do not attach their reasons for committing the crimes to the teachings of their religion unlike your Muslim brothers who usually make it clear that they are fulfilling the will and teachings of their prophet who is the pioneer of the religion of piss.
So when making comparisons, try to think deep and know why things are the way they are.
Have you ever heard of a Christian terrorist boasting of killing people in order to fulfill the requirements of his religion?
The answer is No! But this can not be said about Muslim terrorists who are obviously proud of being the bane of the world's peace all in the name of fighting jihad.

YoungBlackRico:
give this man a medal. This is what I tell some girls, if you're not sexually attractive to me, if you like naked for my front...nothing will make me touch you.

Dats ma niggy...

Tbh, I'm not d fvck anything u see squad.
If I must fvck u then I have to find u attractive to me sexually first.
Back then during my NYSC, one Mary tried so hard for me to F her but it didn't work. She will touch me any how, talk dirty and even lied that she was afraid of sleeping alone in her room after returning from her mum's burial but I just didn't find her attractive to me sexually.
Las las I encouraged one new corper who came in when we were about passing out to corner her so she could let me be.

It's very possible. If I'm not attracted to you sexually, if u like chuk my prik inside ur kpekus, I will still not fvck u

Gadafii:
Unfortunately,man is yet to produce weapons capable of fighting aliens and or extra terrestrials bodies, all these weapons are creat to kill our brothers and sisters and destroy earth.



It will be a huge folly to think man's the only civilization in the universe/Galaxy

Not until those aliens/extra terrestrial beings obviously prove their existence or surface on earth which I believe they would one day do, man will continue to be his own bane.
So many weapons by man and for man's destruction.
It would be much better if man spent this billions on the agenda of deciphering his own origin and the true nature of his mortal self.