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His twin brother?

NaijaMutant:
After his first tenure, it was crystal clear that Buhari was the SI unit of failure.

Even without foresight, we literally know it was impossible for a poorly educated almajiri who had no previous history of success outside the military that favours the brute to lead a nation like Nigeria.

But different narratives were spurned at that time to whitewash all his deficiencies.

[s] Even though lightning doesn't strike twice,[/s] but Buhari did, only in Nigeria.

Factual!
However, lightning does strike same place more than once.

9ja

enonche85:
I thought I was the only one who noticed o.

Don't mind our con3 people, anything just to trend.

ppogba:
Barcelona to play EUROPA? Never!

It is this match that will show doubting Thomases that Football is nothing but a game played by the mafias rather than the players.

The script will be acted in full today.

Barca to beat Bayern and qualify.

Now, I have met someone who thinks the way I think when it comes to this football issues.
I have always hoped that the conspiracy among football clubs, betting companies and entertainment companies like DSTV and Co will be unraveled someday.
I just have this feeling that there's something they're not telling us.
Now that Chelsea has managed to scale through, just watch how one big team will still end up losing in those 9pm matches.

Modified, just when I thought Chelsea had scaled through.
FT Zenith 3-3 Chelsea.
It's truly never over until it's over.
In this case, bayern may eventually beat Barca as expected cos dem go don cash out from Chelsea result.

We go know how far na
Na only Bayern be team wey take all their matches seriously even if they are playing Plateau united

I hope he doesn't eat throughout today

Kudos to her, she only accepts new money abi?
Show off indeed

omale88:
life would soon humble him and he would understand what it means to have properties and not be able to rent it out,have assets to sell no one is able to afford them and he would sit there in empty pockets wondering what is happening, I laugh when such people behave like toddlers because they are oblivious to reality and live in a serene state of delusion. I life I have learned that life is a gamble and evey winner is a loser so I never count my money at the table until the deal is done.

Flesh and blood did not reveal this to u
The bolded is a scenario where hustle and struggle gets to a break-even point.
The truth is that, if things continue at this rate and at this pace, a time will definitely come when it won't matter if you are hustling or struggling, it won't matter if you are rich in property or you have no property. We will all together be languishing in hardship because there will be so much enough to buy but so less people who can afford to buy.
If things don't change for the better then it's just a matter of time before this reality dawn on us all.
Even now, there are a lot of properties in both urban and rural areas with juicy offers but not affordable to those who really need them.

As for that guy, don't forget that those kind of people, if you approach them for help and tell them that although you had the opportunity to apply for N-Power and be a beneficiary but you decided to snub it because you don't think the scheme is worth it, they will still blame you for snubbing the opportunity but will come online to ridicule those who seized the opportunity while searching for a better one.
Las las, one has to be one's self and not allow people's opinions to discourage one.

lexy2014:
U need more help than I do. U are d one going about insulting people yet u say have been successful for d past 15years. What type of "successful" person goes about insulting people because he thinks he is better than them?

Stop mentioning that guy. Some people are babies living in 30-50 year old bodies and see themselves as adults.
Some people think everyone has equal opportunities and once they are able to earn a living, they begin to perceive those struggling as lazy.

This is a typical show of incompetence by the Minister of humatarian affairs and disaster management, Umar, Sadiya Farouk.
I can't imagine the level of nonchalance with which this N-power program is being handled.
If the beneficiaries should in like manner take their duties and obligations at their PPA with levity, won't the purpose of the program be considered lost already
The application for the batch C N-power program started in mid 2020 and cutting across to the 3rd quarter of 2021 but up till now, verification of all beneficiaries, validation of beneficiaries bank accounts and bvn, posting and redeployment of beneficiaries to their various Places of Primary Assignment (PPA) etc is still a problem they use as excuse for the delay in payment.
Nothing can ever work when we have incompetent people holding important positions in this APC government of lies and deceit.

Simeonee111:
I can attest to this.
Fake ghost workers with forged certificates be lamenting they have not received Salaries. Every legit worker in the state is being paid every month. I served here

Some of you guys think we're all fools here or what? Be aware that some of us have our parents as pensioners, and our brothers, sisters and friends as civil servants on Kogi State payroll and I can tell you that there's no justification to your claims so stop this sycophancy because posterity will judge you accordingly.
Remember, Karma has everyone's address, even if you are homeless....

prekumohtim:
Which one be king of the match again ? Cr7 fans will not kill me with laugh
They so much value backyard award . They want to do all things possible to ensure the old fraud is relevant.

When season ends now they will start telling us how he won king of the match award against Arsenal.
I just don't understand all these Ronaldo fans anymore.

BABANGBALI:
did you went go to school at all? Did you wrote write English exams why while in school? You your English grammar is horrybul horrible.

Mr lecturer, well done o.
Imagine pot calling kettle black.
Make I leave the rest for God to correct you.
Pls don't check my signature.

Yahaya Bello has done more than this for Kogi people so why is everyone so surprise?

May the culprits of this crime meet their doom soonest

Unfortunately, even if you create a new party named XYZ and the masses decides to dump APC and PDP, give it 24 hours and that party will be flooded with the same demons from APC and PDP before it sees the light of the day.
My opinion...

1....First, we all need to restructure our minds and learn to take responsibility for our actions because what Nigeria is today is the result of the combined effect of the good and bad we all have contributed over time. Therefore, instead of concentrating the blame at a particular place which will never bring about the change we crave for, it will benefit us more if we collectively trace our steps back to where we missed it and make amendments.


2....Although anyone would agree that Nigeria's problem is to a large extent centered on bad leadership, but come to think of it, this so called leaders were at some point followers.
For instance, police officers' brutality against innocent citizens which has become a bane to our collective responsibility to fight crimes and all forms of injustice in our society today is caused by police officers who were at some point civilians. We have to truly learn not to treat people in a way we wouldn't want to be treated simply because of a change of status.


3....If only we could remove the "if na u nko" mindset, it will go a long way in helping us bring sanity to our society. Imagine you trying to blame a government official for corruption and someone just have to ask the "if na u nko" question. That question really sounds awkward and shameful but not as shameful as the probable reality of you doing worse than the person you criticize if or when you get the opportunity.

All in all, until every Nigerian agrees to take responsibility for his/her actions and be ready to face the consequences of our actions no matter what they may be by accepting that every Nigerian, regardless of class, ethnic backgrounds, beliefs etc have equal rights as you think you have, the change we crave for will remain but a myth.

You people should continue laffing at him until he comes out of prison and become Nigeria's president...

Dear potential presidoo, try remember me when you are out of prison please.

Is God not wonderful?
This is an indirect way of saying that If we must vote a thief, it's better to vote a younger, vibrant and healthier thief than an old thief na...
What am I even typing sef?
Next topic please...

BeeBeeOoh:
Why can take meds when he's sick, but why can't meds for lab manufactured virus and that's why's stands

Are you why's spokesperson?
Allow "why" to talk for himself na

MALIGNANTGuest:
Hmmmmmmmm
INDOMIE KIDS will never understand if we tell them there was a time people chose to travel at night in the same Nigeria.

Most kids wouldn't understand there was a time we had no police nor ARMY checkpoints, rather we had TOLLGATES with honest Nigerians.

Honestly, I wonder how we got to this point.

Ronaldo fans should please save some tears.

If you waste your tears because Messi win balon D'or and person wey you know come die for your neighborhood, how you wan take cry

MALIGNANTGuest:
It's embarrassing to see this thread like this.
I'm highly disappointed in Nigerians.
A THREAD that was posted since yet see the few posts trickling in.
Such a highly educative post, you wouldn't find people rushing in to comment especially those who crave to be RICH few years from now.

But when issues of SEXUAL FANTASIES & SNAKES are posted, You would see people craving to be the first to post. Most times we blame the moderators for pushing stupid sexual fantasies to the front-page, little did we know the already knew what the majority and masses wanted.

You just spoke my mind..
If you post any topic and the write up happens to be more than 3 lines, just know that the average 9ja youth will just scroll and pass without bordering to read especially when the topic has nothing to do with sex, Davido or snake.

If you wish to hide an important information from the average Nigerian youth, just put it in writing and the information will probably remain as secret as you want it.

Some will even be asking for summary as if they have an online secretary working for them.
I feel embarrassed too.

ignis:
Very possible.....#500

Ok, thank you so much sir.
Does he have to visit the registration center to get it done or can we do it on our own online?

Good morning my fellow nairalanders, please I need an urgent answer to this question cos a cousin brother of mine messed up with the name on his national ID card which makes it not to correspond with the name on his certificates.
He used two names for the registration of his national ID card whereas he has three names on his certificates. He is 20 now and wants to open a bank account. So is there any way he can make corrections to the name on his national ID card to correspond with the name on his certificates before opening the bank account?
Thanks for your kind hearted contribution.

What am I working for in the first place

I will take the first month salary and use it to compensate myself for the one month I had starved myself of sex.

The truth is that I can't go 2 hours without sex believe it or not, I'm not lying to you.

What is 2 million naira sef?
Mtchewwwww

Grown up mugus

E make sense

I heard some people do occasionally pour some kerosene or a full sachet of salt into the WC to make the environment unhabitable for reptiles.
Also ensure that there are no openings around your septic tank where reptiles can easily crawl into your septic tank or soak away chambers.

Las las,
Don't go to the toilet without a source of light like torch, lamp or phone torchlight.

Were you being paid to be this stewpid or you are just being stewpid for free??

Which kind joke b dis na??

This con3 ehn

Hope it works