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I'm now laffin at those who think age is directly proportional to wisdom.

Just imagine someone with grey hair fa

encryptjay:
She's not, check her(his) previous posts, she's yoruba.

I thought as much

omale88:
you know thats one problem about texting interpretation, kinda sound like you were asking Sha lol,you did no wrong

You're Always welcome bro.

omale88:
what where you thinking before from the name you thought I was idoma?

You said "WONDERFUL" and I interpreted it as "eche" in igala dialect.

I'm I wrong?

omale88:
what where you thinking before from the name you thought I was idoma?

Not at all. Read the text again, I wasn't asking a question

lathrowinger:
Lol, We Igala set dey try ooo

Oji wę yane agba

omale88:
wonderful!

Igala ęni Eche!

nendiafrica:
WHEN MOST AFRICAN LEADERS LOSE A PARENT
Posted on April 25, 2019

“Herlind Kasner, the mother of Angela Merkel, has died,” the spokesman said.

She was a former Latin and English teacher likely died earlier this month at the age of 90.

Herlind Kasner was married to a pastor Horst Kasner, a pastor who died in 2011.

The German Chancellor born in Hamburg in 1954, headed to the European Union summit on Brexit in Brussels.

Here is ours!

What happens when some African leaders loose parents?

Set up burial committee made up of the best funeral planners within and outside the country.
He/She may cancel most meetings on account of the parent’s death.
Governance may stop.
He may work from home. Yes from home!
Sycophants will take over the newspapers, dishing out obituary publications, in praise of the dead.
Airwave litters with sympathy to the leader from contractors and potential contractors.
Various aso-ebi (uniforms) will emerge for the funeral.
Contracts will be awarded for plates, canopies, spoons, basmati rice, cows, etc.
Souvenirs like the latest iPhone, Rolex wrist watches et al, will be imported and customized.
Roads to the village of the deceased will be constructed and street lights installed before the event.
Public Holiday may be declared in the State or Local government.
Schools will shut down during the burial.
Dignitaries from all over will be invited.
Half of the entire securities will be deployed during the burial. Robbers and bandits will feast elsewhere as they know securities is skeletal.
Golden caskets will be used for the burial
Late Mama or Papa’s remembrance will hold yearly with half of the resources used for the burial.

https://nendiafrica.com/angela-merkel-loses-mom-vs-when-most-african-leaders-lose-a-parent/

Competent doctors would be absent from hospitals, public roads would be blocked, una go enjoy NEPA small (especially in the east), beer go suffer etc.....

Did it also return with their money?

The only benefit I got from mmm then was that I used it as an excuse to chop popsy 55k despite say I no invest am for mmm.

Even if dem send angel Michael to comman convince me to invest, dash my money to mmm I will tell the angel to excuse me.

The ball boy

hisgrace090:
But being giant of Africa for mouth is allowed.

Seriously, I feel disgusted each time I see them struggling. Sometimes even if they will win, they will just score 1 late goal and put everybody on high jump whether they will defend it or it will be equalized. Just like today

I refuse to believe this pls

shevchenko:
Yeye dey smell

Seriously I'm as angry as you are...

When they said Germany were the stronger team against the superfalcons, their fans didn't have to wait the whole day before the players gave them the lead.

My point is that... We keep forming GIANTS OF AFRICA yet, there's no African team we can boast of being able to beat easily...

Kingmiah:
Op u opened a thread just to say dat..match Neva finish na

Seriously, it's not like anyone derives joy in criticizing them. The thing is that they can't just cruise to a sweet and smooth victory without keeping their fans praying and indecisive about how the match might end.

Even at my current level of play, there are matches that it's just so sure that we will win and even win big.

We know football ain't easy though, but it's not like a team has to be struggling in every match.

Even Sunderland get team wey dem d beat comfortably for their level

I'm just wondering if there's any match this Nigerian super eagle will find easy.

Bodaolawrites:
Before... You wan make our matter cast?

No need to cast bro.

99% Intel

Sensible

wickedtuna:
on behalf of the stone age men,we kindly reject him and hand him over to the Jurassic age

We won't take this!
On behalf of the jurassic age animals, we kindly reject him and hand him over to the Triassic age.

blackslayer:
LMFAO...DID HE EXPLAIN YET? INCREDIBLE.....

That comment was somehow discombobulating

Bodaolawrites:
Hmmm

What is hmmmmming u?

You don Chi chomtin abi?

Men yakpa for this forum but mostly on a low key

Tensionstar:
Omaye mi

Agbaooo...
I sight you there

lathrowinger:
Lol, We Igala set dey try ooo

Are you sure you are an igala lady?

Whoever posted this must be as dumb as the person who spelt "title" as tittle on the project description signpost.

tunary:
Anti-snake chemical makes snakes so uncomfortable in their hiding places so they come out of their hiding roam about looking for else where to live.

For humans its like they spray tear gas or other disturbing chemicals

You're very correct. The guy's explanation was shallow and made it looked like anti-snake chemicals (like he called it) attracts more snakes to the environment.
So I was only pulling his legs lol

GOFRONT:
Someone must have dropped an Anti snake chemical there......No smoke without fire.

So anti-snake chemicals brings more snakes?
Pls explain

oloshoe issssa goooooaaal

Born2Breed:


We can't take this....

Just when you thought you have seen it all

A Twitter user by the name Peter Blessing went wild by posting this tweet which has triggered various commentaries from other Twitter users on the social platform.


The tweet read-

Don't crush on me o
I will just fucc u and leave u.

Read the original tweet and commentaries below...

abayomilaws:
To your mind I am a kid, I doubt whether you passed through any reputable institutions, if not, you won't come online with this gibberish about examination malpractice . For your information, I relied on obafemi awolowo university , ile ife examination regulation as a case study . As of fact, I graduated here, and examination malpractice is a serious offence, read about the former speaker of the ekiti state house of assembly, how he could not graduate oau because of examination malpractice .

You shouldn't have gratified his ignorance with another mention. Allow him to wallow in his ignorance until his child is checked out of school for exam malpractice, then he can step forward to protest if he/she is not called back to school after 1 year.
I wonder how people automatically think everyone who shares a different opinion from theirs in this forum must be a kid sef.

Who age epp?

Op, come get this. Seems you dropped this before posting.