₦airaland Forum

Tbh, I keep wondering where the good old days have gone. With the situation in the country, can one still attempt to take a nap while traveling in a vehicle?

I was traveling in a sienna along Abuja - Keffi road this morning, after traveling for 11 minutes, I started to notice a strange smell which refused to stop. When I tried to open the window, a short black guy looking like Rey mysterious, who was seated beside me, pleaded in a polite manner that he had nasal congestion and won't be able to cope with too much air coming through the window, so I agreed and left the window closed. After some times, I noticed I was almost dosing off so I was contemplating in my mind why I'm feeling sleepy despite going to bed early last night. I had to put myself together and when we got to a place where the vehicle was moving slowly enough as we approached an army checkpoint, I demanded I wished to alight cos I was sure if they refused, it would be easy for me to raise an alarm. That was how I got down from the vehicle because apart from the funny smell I perceived, I felt very uncomfortable with the continuous silence of the 2 guys and one lady at the back seat.
Funny enough, after I alighted and the vehicle took off, the short black guy did Waka to me which I retaliated with two hands, and that was when I realized that my instincts weren't deceiving me.
Tbh, I fear who no fear this con3...

Sunmolar:
How many productive Chinese can speak English? Yet they make footprints worldwide.

You are trying to be correct, but you are wrong because you are hitting the wrong spot.
Oya, look at it from this perspective.

Apart from the fact that Nigeria as a country rely on the West for her civilization, have you asked which language the graduate was taught to become a graduate in the first place?

Even the China you talk about has a well large population of English speakers.

So tell me why any graduate who was supposedly taught in English from nursery, primary, secondary and to tertiary institution should not be able to speak English?
Why

I would advise him to stop living in the past because we already have such graduates since the time I can't even remember.

End time shoe

FarahAideed:
Instead of farm pick up or tractor you gave him sienna

Or Innoson hilux

TANID:
I Don't Believe It.

It should be adonbilivit

Why am I having d feelings dat you guys probably slept with those babes?

It is only serious fucc dat can make a woman forget her property in a man's place.

Guys, are you with me?

Abortedfetus:
That cell is better than some states in Nigeria.
E.g..........ko.i

Joaquin's dead body is better than an abortedfetus.

The toilet is also better than some f**ls in Nigeria e.g Abortedfetus

BuhBye:
Symbian doesn't even come close to Android tweaking.

When I say tweaking , I'm not talking of how much you could manipulate your phone which of course I know one has more access to hidden features in Android than Symbian. When I say tweaking, I mean free browsing cos that's what the word tweaking was centered on as at then.
The truth is that our network providers were more vulnerable in that era of Symbian than they are now.
Back then, helping people tweak their phones to gain access to free browsing was one of my source of income.

It's time for lexicographers to come together and make the name, "Buhari," a synonym for FAILURE .

confirm0:
Abeg help me ask them

Nothing wey person no go see for NL

omocalabar:
Chisos....no wonder most kogi people dont have sense....so things like these still exist

First of all, I want to let you know that you urgently need a head transplant which I'm sure you can't afford so, can you please die?

Since you are completely senseless and your father was also senseless and also the father before your father which made you not to inherit any atom of sense from him, I will assume your mother was also a useless wh*ore in a brothel who fullishly opened her legs for your useless father who decided to dive in without CD to bring an empty head like you into this world.
How much is condom sef that your father couldn't afford?

Kingosytex:
Hahahaha. i thought as much.... Sen. Dino won his re-election despite all the set-ups and destractions from Bello


It is time for Bello to test his own popularity

Bello has no pop talkless of larity

My only regret when Prince Abubakar Audu died was because it wasn't Kutepa who got the golden opportunity which Bello got. I'm sure things would have been different.

GOFRONT:
Lol!!!

@Kingosytex and @Respect80.....Someone cannot use Yaya Bello to joke with you??

Joke ke...
We don't joke with tyrants. You can ask governor Idris Wada of PDP then. We promised he would loose the election because of half salary payment, but he thought we were joking and it occurred to him like film trick.
Now it's time for Bello and APC to suffer d same fate in Kogi.

Bello is doomed and his fate has been sealed long ago. Can't wait for November as we toast drinks to celebrate the dethroning of a vicious tyrant who mistakenly find his way to power...
As for SDM let me not say for now but I don't see him going close to the governorship seat, except he decides to go visit the new governor who will be elected.

Wtf did I just read?

GOFRONT:


If he like make him bury him Mama put inside Fake private jet.....Yaya BELLO will still defeat him when it is time for Kogi governoship race....

I don't Know what I'm hearing about Sen Makarfi's Father yet...

Which Yahaya Bello are you talking about?

So how does this pix of a road translate to the incident that occurred?

ITbomb:
Comparing Android v1.0 and Symbian then, Symbian was way ahead


Battery efficiency, privacy, multitasking and resources used which made it run smoothly even on low specs like iPhone, not Android that depends on heavy specs to run with accompanying heat and battery drag

So if maybe we would have had Symbian v10 by now, who knows how it would be

True but you forgot to mention tweaking which has become less in this era of Android

This snake is too black to tamper with na.

What a ridiculous way to die

Op, the only mistake you made is by attaching the image of those muscular men. We are supposed to see very thin and skinny Fulani pix na

As usual.
King of preseason games

Kikikikiki
When we say people should be good at what they do, they think we are joking.

Useless tif

My own is that I hate to hear any complain from the SW, and if any, it should be directed to the source of their motivation to return Buhari which is Tinubu and Osibanjo.

Therefore, in Jaime Lannister's voice, "in the name of the warrior, I charge the SW to be brave," brave enough to defend themselves no matter what it takes . We the MB already know our position and those of us who still have our heads intact have already crossed our minds to fight and defend ourselves with the last drop of our blood and There won't be any element of cowardice as we do that.
When it begins, we will rather die fighting than be killed as cowards.
Finally, it is a matter of choice for everyone but mostly the SW, whether to allow the religion that divides us more than it unites us to win.

I live to die and die to live, the most important thing is that I will always live no matter what it takes.

questechie:
Infinix & Tecno, even iTel are same, same!

I'm aware but not exactly the same.
Tecno phones usually come with one bug or the other which is less common in infinix

Nonsensical nonsense
Mtcheeeew

franchasng:

Don't blame me bro, People are just funny and I don't know what else to say.

I wonder when some people ask some questions here despite how helpful Google has proven to be.

questechie:
What about the Tecnos that can't do OTA update

Some tecnos do OTA while some don't.
The thing is that, I have not been a fan of tecno for long so I can't really talk much about their phones. There's a peculiar problem I observed in some of the tecnos I used back then and that is why I stopped buying their phones.
Your battery could be at 84% and just drop to 14% at once. Power it off and on, your battery would go to 91% so I stopped using tecno for quite a long time. Not to talk of their camera sef where their 13mp won't be as good as infinix 8mp

Greaturobo:
Don't mind that guy he needs a brain transplant

With immediate effect

chidiebereuzoma:
Please What is your role as a marketer in EFCC?
Don't mind my naivity or ignorance.
I'm just curious because I don't know that EFCC has a marketing department

Wait o, dem fence your eyes abi?
How EEDC take be EFCC?
Ask the kwesion properly and you will get an answer.

BTW, you delete Google from your phone?

lefulefu:
haba nau just ordinary yarnings wey we dey yarn about orobo chicks go come make one dey tink of suicide? e never reach like dat nau

You never can tell bro.
Don't underestimate the power of the suicide demons who are on the loose these days.

More Nigerians have committed suicide between 2015 till date than they did between year 2000 and 2015