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Passmaga3:
Lwkmd

Lol
But that's the truth. There's a difference between fat and being faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

eni4real:
Too much pun dey worry you

How is the topic of discussion related pun?

From misquote Bible to too much pun?

eni4real:
Werey man. See as you misquote Bible now

Misquote ke.

Explain how I misquoted it pls

HeyCorleone:
With N0.0K

I don't know, but some of you just sound naive in your aim to seem trendy or work. All these making salary look as if it's a bribe to forget your future is a statement made by intellectually handicapped persons. Bill Gates won't be where he is today without workers. So would Dangote, Buffet, Bezos, and a host of them. You need people to work for you. If everyone has the 'salary is a bribe mentality', who would grow? I don't know how some of you reason, honestly.

How do you expect someone that is starving, and penniless to solve problems? No one creates anything out of nothing. Except God above.

'A job won't pay either'. Another reckless statement. But I don't blame y'all. Existing in Nigeria has dealt us a harsh blow so that some of us don't reason fine. It's only in Nigeria that everyone wants to be self reliant with nothing tangible to do, and all these further worsen the economy.

There's nothing wrong with being on your own. No. But don't shame those who are looking for a job.

My brother, it is good that you made your point very clear, at least for those who need to know. Left for the guy who made that statement, I would have preferred you allow him to wallow in his ignorance. It is sad that most of the so called graduates of this country are guilty of the errors of deductive reasoning by thinking that Mr A started a business and he made it, therefore, if Mr B starts a business, he will definitely make it also. They don't take into consideration some of the limiting factors such as Capital, Land etc.
What type of business, how much patronage can I get, can I make significant profit capable of complementing what I have invested? All these questions are been neglected by most of them.
They don't realize that the pioneer of that flawed logic is also looking for employees to run his firm for him.
If you don't have the means, you won't be able to set up an ordinary biscuit shop talkless of anything beyond that.
When you talk of all this internet biz, the level of fraud in it is alarming so what are we even talking about?

For me, even if I have 500k in my account, I would prefer to look for a trusted source where I can buy myself a federal government job if not to secure my future, at least to secure my children's. Sorry to say this but that is the level the country has deteriorated to. Competence and merit can only be read on papers. (if you know u know)

They keep talking as if you can't become a business owner or be on your own if you are employed somewhere.
I pity any graduate who decide not to job hunt because of that flawed logic in reasoning.

In other news, he died because of SM likes and shares.

Thank God my RIP no plenty sef

lefulefu:
so u na hit and run guy i gbadu ur style

Mhennn, how man go do na?
I no want any chewing gum love for this Buhari economy o.
And one thing with me is that no matter how cool a babe is, even if she is not too demanding, as long as you have the usual attention seeking habit which has almost become a prevalent syndrome among girls this days, I find it difficult to cope with you.
U sef kuku know what I mean...
I may not be consistent in calling especially when we aint together and even if you choose to be calling me consistently, I will always get tired of you.
I'm the type that always like one moment or two for myself only. Don't really know if it's good but that's the sort of person I am.

lefulefu:
haha i get u fat is chubby and faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat is suicide

Kikikikiki let's end this thread here before them go say na we make one of these Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat NL girls go drink Sniper
Don't want to refresh trending topics later to see, " fat girl commits suicide." o

lefulefu:
iyam not talking of lepa skeletor.iyam talking of averably built ladies with flesh in the right places.no be say she go jus dey overblown like a baby whale

Na true o because even me like this that excessive lepa is also a turn off for me
If I wanted to phock a skeleton, I suppose know where to go na.

lefulefu:
ok me never dey with orobo b4 cos anytime i see heavy orobo wey look my way na run i dey run so i no go know weda dis one wey u yarn about dem being tight na true .but make we no mix averagely chubby girls with orobo cos chubby girls still get shape and wen dem pull cloth their figure is still nice .anything like eniola badmus or fatter than eniola badmus is a no no for me weda tight puna or wide puna.how i wan take erect with all d saggy fat stomach,bwest wey reach knee level and folds all over like michelin

Nooooooooo not dat type of fat na.
Like I said earlier, the type you're talking about is not fat. There's a difference between fat and being Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

lefulefu:
anyway my babe no go carry excess weight cos na babes wey dey dey concious of their weight i dey like.all d disease wey dey come with obesity like diabetes,hypertension,anterosclerosis etc..i cant deal with them biko

Sure.
One thing I normally ensure when toasting a gel is that I will make sure I present myself in such a way that you won't be expecting anything like mar... talkless of riage. So you will know as much as I do that we are just gonna be phock mates for a teffmporary period.
So I'm sure to marry a slim babe but any clean fat one wey enter road, motor go crush am

lefulefu:
hahahaha for real? U don see any babe wey go dey as curvy as tiwa then when she marry she go come ballon up like eniola badmus? Me never witness any of such oo and if me happen to marry a lady wey get like tiwa figure and she start to dey add i will caution her b4 she go reach eniola badmus level. There was this girl wey we grow up together . As as teen she was very skinny as in like bonga fish. Wen i saw her of recent wen she marry i marvelled at her new shape. She don drop two kids now and her hips and back don fill out but she no fat. She jus get like tacha figure. There is another babe dis one na my friend. She's very curvy as in flat tummy,hips with ukwu.if u see dis one u had think she's a model and na so guys dey die for her both on social media and off social media. Wen she show me her former pics bros i no believe my eyes. In her former pics she was looking so overweight just like this woman wey op put her pix. I ask her wetin happen and she tell me na exercise and change in diet na im she take reduce her weight.. That she consumes less junk nowardays and focus on her natural meals.babe is looking so cute with her nice figure. I dey respect babes wey dey take care of demselves and not dese fat lazy ones dat will be eating anyhow and sleeping anyhow. Na so dese orobos wen dem dey sleep dhier snoring go jus wake up a dead person. Men wey dey date very fat women are trying ooo.

The only benefit of dating a fat babe na d continously tight pussay wey you go henjoy.
The more you phock, the tighter it becomes.
Dated one during my NYSC days. This babe was so kind dat she doesn't even disturb me for anything and she's not the I want to eat indomie or suya type. Once she visits, she's ready to eat whatever I have to offer and as a badt guy wey be say if my prickkk stand, even if you cut am with cutlass e no go enter, na so I pound pussay soteyyy my next door neighbor wey d form Saint jump enter street begin look for babe.

God forgive me but even if fat gels ain't sweet for marriage, they're some how cool for phocking. As in, their pussay is too narrow to resist not some of this lepa wey deir pussay be like Atlantic Ocean

No wonder the Bible said, "narrow is the way that leadeth unto life."

lefulefu:
i will give her three months ultimatum to return to her former shape or else i sue her to court.

Haba, na fat she fat na, she no be herdsmen na

lefulefu:
hahaha as in ehn d fatness no be here. When i see d title of d thread i was thinking na one lady with curvacious behind dey cause commotion not knowing say na one fatty bobo dey cause commotion with her weight. If my wife or babe dare add this type of unnecessary weight she will start jogging with every early morning. No negotiations whatsoever for her. She must burn d tin off.

Fatness itself is a big scam
Imagine you innocently went and marry someone as slim as Tiwa, and boom! She became as fat as the lady in this pix
What will you do?
Someone said there's always a thin line between being thick and being FAT so one gatz b careful

lefulefu:
this one fat

She's not fat jare.

She is Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Nemesis909:
He is our brother, leave him.

This is the new head nairalanders bought for you.

His village people were stronger than his faith

See im head like donut.

Nonsense and ingredients

raystar96:
we humans in this world have totally lost our sense of humanity,any incident or accident ..the next thing is to snap or video ..then social media..damn ..even animals show emphaty than humans ..

Forget dat shit guy.
This isn't an accident, if those who engage in this suicide act ain't worried about the fact that the eyesore photos of their actions could go viral, why should the living care any more?
I hate the act as much as I hate unnecessary graphic photos being spread all over the internet but not when suicide is the case.
Anyone thinking of engaging in suicide should also be ready to welcome the embarrassment of your pix being spread and probably mocked on the internet.

I only have few RIPs and none is for suicide culprits.

Even 50 naira sef is ok.

If you know what the definition of BROKE is, u would agree.

NB: Back then in school, if you don't have upto 1k in your account, we refer to you as BROKELYN. And if you have less than 5h, my brother you are not broke, you are simply POOR

questechie:
Not everyone is a techie, let a lone having the knowhow to carry out an update. Lucky you got rid of it!

Seriously, it feels more boring to use the phone at that point than to stay without a phone.

You really don't need to be a techie to carry out an OTA update on your device. Just be good at following simple instructions and you would be good to go.

thesicilian:
I blame the class captain for having no self respect.

What if he had to beg to survive at that point in time?

I've heard a saying that "it is better to be a coward for a minute than to be dead for the rest of your life."

Some situations makes pride and ego look useless to people.

First buy the "And," then you can buy the "roid" whenever you get more money.

Who else will join us as we embark on voluntary donations to buy a new head for op?

OP obviously needs a new head.
Nothing is too big and nothing is too small pls

Hanks0000:
I read the article but I wasn't sure whether the man died..

Ok.
All seven passengers on board died and that includes Mr Chris Cline, the billionaire.

fringz11:
Downloaded a revised ROM from the official developer about to flash it.

It's a good idea but check for reviews on that before you do it. Most times the new ROM doesn't properly align with the hardware.

I hope it goes successfully.

Hanks0000:
RIP..
MAKE HIN PAPA con adpot me oo..
I need a dad

So her dead father should come and adopt you abi?

Well done o. Mr comment before reading

fringz11:
11mb

I'm quite surprised that it didn't fix it.
Anyway, just know that the updates are like security patches meant to fix bugs on devices.
I will keep helping you to search for other alternatives and as soon as I come across any, I won't hesitate to mention you.
But don't forget to keep checking if there are new updates. you might finally download one and it will fix the issue permanently like it did in my own case.

But make sure the phone is not rooted as such security patches don't normally work on rooted devices.

Goodluck bro.

lefulefu:
after using vaseline to service now u want to sound all moralist

Don't mind him he thinks we don't know what's up

MrNipplesLover:



some people are just thoughtful.

How do you mean sir?

fringz11:
Yes,

That's strange. The update I installed which fixed the problem was around 15mb or so.

How many mb was the one you downloaded?