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Religion / Re: Diary Of A Jehovah's Witness by ReubenAbati: 5:48pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
blackmantis: God is not a robot. His actions are not and can never be based on human logic. But he wrote a book in a logic that could be easily understood. So whatever contradictions in the bible will always be refuted by this crazy immoral reasoning? [img]http://.net/thumbnail/405.gif[/img] |
Politics / Re: Picture Of Arrested Isis Leader On Way To Nigeria by ReubenAbati: 9:29am On Aug 19, 2015 |
[size=14pt]Laffs at the delusion of religion and its uncalled-for wanton destruction. So his god couldn't protect him from being captured. A lot of people have lost touch with reality. Oh, the irony. \ When atheists now call religion a form of mental condition, they feel insulted.[/size] 1 Like |
Music/Radio / Re: New List Of Songs Banned By NBC - Includes Olamide's Shakitibobo by ReubenAbati: 9:27am On Aug 19, 2015 |
[size=15pt]This is what you get when you allow 60 year old archaic men and women to run the 21st century affairs. Banning songs that have been on airplay since 2013.[/size] 4 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Gay And Depressed. by ReubenAbati: 10:59am On Mar 29, 2015 |
Depressedguy: Your original story has been removed.... [img]http://1.bp..com/--ND6UOtdOI0/UCUFmN1EDbI/AAAAAAAAD-I/cq0yRVj4s-o/s1600/Diagram.jpg[/img] 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Gay And Depressed. by ReubenAbati: 10:47am On Mar 29, 2015 |
MizMyColi: Madam, you're smart, I know. Can I ask a question? Have you ever had a heartfelt discourse with a gay person before? At what age did you choose not to be a lezbian? |
Romance / Re: Gay And Depressed. by ReubenAbati: 10:35am On Mar 29, 2015 |
Depressedguy: Your original story has been removed.... Nigga, you're gay. At most, BI. Unfortunately, there is nothing you can do about it. That is the fact. More so, you're stuck in this quagmire because you are a religionist. I do believe your depression stems from the fact that you're experiencing cognitive dissonance. You been brought up as a god fearing christian and all only for you to question religion because of your sexuality. This is a very strong situation you're stuck up with. Living as a gay will mess up your mentality about God -this which you so much adore. You already said your goal is to make heaven. You're lonely, you see your colleagues with their girlfriends (wives and kids, probably) and you equate your life with their success. And since you can't (at least, sexually) measure up with them, you spiral into depression. It's understandable. There is however something you can do to make your life pleasurable. Live life to the fullest. Accept your uniqueness, or flaws (as you choose to call them in your post) Don't preach it to everyone's face. I know a ton and one over 30 men who are still single and yet they don't (at least) act depressed. Instead, they have fun, make friends, travel, indulge in their passions, and they don't whine about their lives. Know this however, before you can enjoy true peace, you have to forgive yourself, appreciate yourself, and enjoy your life. Either alone or with people who share the same openmindedness as you do. This is 2015 not, 1700s when homosexuality was outlawed. There is nothing perfectly wrong with you. I'm 26, and I speak from experience. 1 Like |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Check This Awesome Work Of Art. by ReubenAbati: 5:17pm On Mar 21, 2015 |
Too much trash treads on Nairaland these days. B ack to reddit. 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: I Dont Have Enough Faith To Be An Atheist by ReubenAbati: 8:09am On Mar 19, 2015 |
frankmishael1: Just read the trash you wrote. Foolish religious goat. 3 Likes |
Politics / Nigerians Should Stop Insulting The First Lady Because 'we Are All Patience' by ReubenAbati: 7:24pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Kenny Brandmuse wrote: We are Patience. Je suis Patience. I was going to join in reviling our dearest Madam Patience when my bbf called my attention to an amazing fact about this sweeping meme in recent political history of Nigeria. Like the theatre, watching Patience in all her crude manifestations is watching ourselves on stage, as the most populous Black nation. Here are three things we share in common with this Umbrella character. 1. Like Patience, we are literate but remain largely uneducated. Records show she was a teacher before going into politics. However, when one begins to hear this Madam speak, one begins to wonder if she ever stepped into a classroom – even as a student. Nigerians are one of the most literate human beings I know. Our educational system is so rigorous that a typical American High Schooler may not pass our common entrance examination. Unfortunately, these syllabi are largely teaching us A, for Apple and B, for Ball. They do not educate us about ourselves, our world, and our place. Real education helps students learn about the self through critical thinking, and not subject the self to memorizations and certifications. Why do you think it is very important that our political trends are punctuated with such requests as to ‘show your school certificates.’ In other countries, it is more likely that they demand birth certificates. Our histories are lost in classrooms. Instead, we learn about our colonialists. Our languages are replaced. Our enduring cultures are relegated to the backseat of admirable things. 2. Like Patience, we chase after ‘Men of God’ but never chasing after our own selves. Take a swipe at the Social Media habits of Nigerians, you can easily do a word map of Jesus, church, heaven, Daddy GO and Mummy CO. As highly superstitious as we are, we never stop for once and thoroughly look within us to find answers to many our problems. No, we sing 'Jesus is the answer for Nigeria today.' There's absolutely nothing wrong with asking Jesus to fix things if you so believe, but Nigerians, in the image of Patience, take no responsibilities for things they could fix. Imagine the amazing power we have if only we stopped drooling over most of these con artists draped in robes, releasing doves and getting rich in droves. Hence, whenever a brutal politician wants to hoodwink us a nation, they go to our religious altars. Why then revile Patience and her husband for their political ferocities? Extremity is what we all do in our little spaces. If we don't, we won’t have ten church buildings on a tiny little street which has no road. I see Jeeps pulled up beside gaping drainages, and falling curbs and no one ever looks at these wasting infrastructures. Rather, we look unto Jesus, the author, and the finisher of our faith and then travel overseas for the summer. If you think Patience embarrasses you, think again. You may be watching a version of yourself on stage. Enjoy the show. There is God o. 3. Like Patience, we love status but hate the responsibilities that come with it. If you want to get away with anything in Nigeria, flash your titles. Hon Dr. Mrs. Rhoda. Evangelist Dr. Professor Pari Pari. His Excellency Engineer Barrister Lobatan. MMF, CCCD, LMFAO, LOL, LLLLM, HON. I get it. Most of us had been robbed of our self-esteem growing up in our small villages. I get it. We worked really hard to earn these titles. Hence, the need to show it as medals of honors. However, what I fail to get is how we have so many titled Engineers and Doctors and Honorable, and we are yet to solve a common national problem as constant electricity. Isn’t it bizarre? We'd rather lambaste our dearest Patience for loving her title of the First Lady Oga Madam of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Even when we cannot rescue poor little girls from insurgents or at least empathize with them. Tell an average Nigerian parent you are marrying a doctor, they never think twice. Even if the so-called doctor cannot consult on headaches. Why then do we blame Madam Pat for flaunting her First Ladyness? According to Plato and Aristotle, in the classics, a piece of art is only significant if it grounded in some our own realities. Madam Patience has become a piece of art with some verisimilitude that should make us ask the critical question: Am I Patience enough? #JeSuisPatience Dedicated to my BBF: Rolake Odetoyinbo https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10153300858710809&id=545405808&bacr=1426702877%3A1426702877%3A7%3A-4257238729231686484%3A1426694155%3A0%3A0%3A10800&refid=8&_ft_=qid.6127642198184710098%3Amf_story_key.-2377509977801328111#footer_action_list |
Celebrities / Re: Photos: Olamide Shares A Father And Son Relationship Moment With His Son by ReubenAbati: 10:04am On Mar 12, 2015 |
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TV/Movies / Re: Post All TV/Movie Audition Notices Here by ReubenAbati: 11:23am On Jan 24, 2015 |
Audition! Audition!! Audition!!! From the Producers of All Fingers, Naked Truth & Sambeya comes another opportunity for talented actors/actresses to be a part of a new Nollywood blockbuster movie. Auditions coming up this Saturday 7th Feb., 2015. @ Factual Studios, Magboro, Ibafo, Lagos state. Time: 11am. Enquiries. PING: 52E9B6E5 Call/WhatsApp: 08032642336 Please note that this will be strictly on 'first come first served' basis. |
TV/Movies / Re: Post All TV/Movie Audition Notices Here by ReubenAbati: 11:16am On Jan 24, 2015 |
Rushna: Are you in Ibadan? Are you on Whatsapp? |
Celebrities / Re: What Is Denrele Wearing? by ReubenAbati: 9:48am On Jan 23, 2015 |
And as usual, hypocritical Nigerians will start judging. |
Romance / Re: I Just Discovered My Regular 'SHAG' Girl Robbed Me! by ReubenAbati: 10:25am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Oh wow. Yes I need Jesus. She already needs to see a doctor at the moment. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: I Just Discovered My Regular 'SHAG' Girl Robbed Me! by ReubenAbati: 6:59pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
I'm going to kill someone this evening! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: I Just Discovered My Regular 'SHAG' Girl Robbed Me! by ReubenAbati: 6:55pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
fijiano202: Ok. When I post picture of her battered and mutilated body on Nairaland, everybody eye go clear. I hope no be your sister or family member sha! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: I Just Discovered My Regular 'SHAG' Girl Robbed Me! by ReubenAbati: 6:49pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
fijiano202: Wetin I chop wey belleful me? Sex? That I paid for? Without cheating on anybody. Abeg no vex me this evening! 1 Like |
Romance / I Just Discovered My Regular 'SHAG' Girl Robbed Me! by ReubenAbati: 6:40pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
OK, so basically I have been robbed. I invited her to my house for a quickie and just found out she made away with my expensive digital camera. That was 3 days ago. And before you people start judging I didn't pay her, I did. Now I am thinking of getting her arrested right away but I would prefer a more less-dramatic method. I just called her number some minutes ago and she's really acting erratic and answering my questions like I am an FBI agent. I have not yet asked her about the camera. But I guess she knows that's where I'm going. No be police money dey bother me, na the drama e go entail. What do I do? EDIT: Someone told me to beat the crap out of her, already. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: Why Many Christians Will Miss The Rapture! by ReubenAbati: 6:27pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
[size=18pt]Because it is a delusion, a joke, a total fuckery and mockery of the human reasoning.[/size] 1 Like |
Religion / Re: What Is Your Position On Letting Your Children Play With Children Of Atheists? by ReubenAbati: 11:50am On Sep 21, 2014 |
kellybently: Thank you for the sunday school lecture. Nice one. |
TV/Movies / Re: Is Not Technology Over-exaggerated In Millennium Films? by ReubenAbati: 9:34am On Sep 21, 2014 |
OP What do you know about technology? Nollywood abi? Kontunu |
Religion / Re: What Is Your Position On Letting Your Children Play With Children Of Atheists? by ReubenAbati: 9:28am On Sep 21, 2014 |
alexleo: [size=18pt]Atheists are the new Gays! LMAO. I GUESS YOU WILL NOT ALLOW YOUR CHILDREN TO BE FRIENDS WITH MOSLEMS AND KIDS OF OTHER RELIGIOUS DENOMINATION WHAT FUCKERY![/size] [img]http://3.bp..com/-i7_W48_278o/T_CkERA9IDI/AAAAAAAAAJ8/FGF2XB47-Iw/s1600/andyrooney[/img] 7 Likes |
Events / Re: See Pictures From My Introduction ceremony by ReubenAbati: 5:41pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
MrCork: . ..but..why is she wrapped up in blanket? .... Is she cold?..and bro cant u wear suit and tie? What's wrong with dressing native? Double standard hypocritical Nigerians! 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Wore A Skin-tight Catsuit At The African Unplugged Concert. by ReubenAbati: 5:40pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
fairygeh: When I attacked her on her dressing to mo abudu's bday,some people were saying gibberish. Now see what a married woman is wearing for God's sake,what is this?she's more or less n aked.. now everyone knows the shape of her assss. It's high time she got over this madness.i wonder what kind of husband teebillz is. Cant he bring her to order.anyway birds of the same feather flocks together.#itsherlife IS SHE YOUR SISTER? FACE YOUR WORK 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: Woman Commits Suicide By Jumping Into A Pond With 1000 Crocodiles by ReubenAbati: 5:37pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
Kezifils: I love Nigerians and hw much we value our lives. TAAA! What did you just said? NIGERIANS HAVE VALUE FOR THEIR LIFE? OFCOURSE NOT. WE ALL KNOW THE STORY! |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Wedding Documentary by ReubenAbati: 9:26pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
aldecoy: Here's d link to a wedding documentary filmed by me Nice one. What camera did you use? Are you on BBM or whatsapp? Would love to get in touch with you |
TV/Movies / Re: 70d And 7d. Which Is Better For Video Shooting by ReubenAbati: 9:13pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
7D MK II that was just released TODAY. Villageboi...You wan kill person abi? Why you no kukuma tell him to get an AJA CION 4K camera? |
Politics / Re: My Experience With SARS Operatives In Ibadan; Another SOKA In The Making! by ReubenAbati: 3:18pm On Aug 29, 2014 |
[size=18pt]@OP Create a new email. You can get a random one at www.10minutemail.com Create a new Nairaland ID with fake details and wait for the confirmation message from Nairaland before you close the email page. Log in with the details on Nairaland and give us the address or directions of the SARS Police Station!!![/size] 2 Likes 1 Share |
Education / Re: Fees Reduction: LASU Students Throw A Party (PICTURE) by ReubenAbati: 5:28pm On Aug 08, 2014 |
Educated illiterates. The fear of Ebola... |
Health / Re: Another Nigerian Being Treated For Ebola In Benin Republic by ReubenAbati: 7:28am On Aug 08, 2014 |
Olusanya333: Brother no need to panic just trust in God. When i'm told dis morning the Spirit disagrees.Looking at it d demons may be using dis advantage to initiate people to the Kingdom of darkness. See, Water,salt nd b4 daylight(wen demons activity is at his peak) WTF! |
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