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Good one. Applaudable.

Then again, why do nollywood enjoy using very long time frames in movies?

Wetin be '6 years later'? Haba? A friggin' lot could have happened in 6 years.

We need thrillers, action movies and not 'after 20 years later'

Ugh.

Religious bigots!!!!

sweetrace: The Nigerian police should focus on fighting crime instead of soliciting for bribe.

Lolz

Funny, no one asked for source.

Just hating!

Illiteracy has been abused.

Danhumprey: After reading this letter,I wondered to myself if Charly boy is really gay(as some people say) or just a gay advocate. Whatever the case may be,who am I to condemn Anyway,it's their life. Time would come when they would account for how they live their live.

Stop believing heresay.

What if I start peddling rumors that you nack chickens?

Now think!

Nigerians will read the truth and still never understand it.

The word "GAY" was written only once and yet, that's the only word nairalanders started arguing about.

Are we wired this way or is it evolution, triggered by poverty and the love of money at-all-costs?

Why do we painfully hate ourselves/eachother so much that we're now beginning to hate the truth?

We give up!!!

Immortality is an age-old concept. Mythology as old as human history refers to people and animals who never die. But, for the most part, immortality is a fantasy-- right?
Well, right. Sort of. Surprisingly, there are some animal species that, for whatever reason, have simply decided that they don't like the idea of death and that they will have no part in it. These animals are functionally immortal. They never age, and-- unless an outside force does them in-- they could theoretically live forever.

The Sea Anemone

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The lowly sea anemone doesn't look like an immortal animal. In fact, it doesn't even look like an animal. In between swaying to the left, swaying to the right, and occasionally swallowing a bit of debris, this brainless polyp is busy defying everything we know about mortality. A sea anemone doesn't age as it gets older; it simply grows bigger. Fortunately for those who find this a little creepy, none of them have lived long enough to develop sentience yet-- they get wiped out at around age 80 by heat, water pollution, infections and greedy collectors.

The Lobster

https://i.onbesyirmibes.org/image/2011/06/30/144863.jpg

Like the sea anemone, the lobster is an idiot. It has no brain, and its central nevous system is about as simple as a common household insect. But lobsters have somehow figured out a way to defy aging as we know it. Unlike people, lobsters don't experience any change in metabolism or body-function as they get older. A one-hundred-year-old lobster will even continue eating, moving and making baby-lobsters without any sense of shame. They also keep getting bigger-- meaning that, after a couple-hundred years, they can be the size of a wolf, and capable of scaring the living daylights out of anyone who's read the Dark Tower series. Did-a-chik? (For more about the lobster's functional immortality, click here.)

The Aldabra Giant Tortoise

https://www.fotothing.com/photos/826/82653860a656c9fb2de7f2d931da9655.jpg

Aldabra giant tortoises are exactly what they sound like-- freaking giant. The males can weigh nearly 800 pounds, which would make them the most terrifying animals in the world if they ate meat and moved a little quicker. Fortunately, Aldabra tortoises barely seem to notice humans like us-- they aren't tame; they simply don't care. Because, inside their little reptilian brains, they are laughing at the fact that we get old and die. We aren't sure just how long Aldabra tortoises live, because they have a pesky tendency to live longer than the people watching them. The oldest confirmed age of an Aldabra tortoise was 255 years, but some may have lived to be twice that age.

The Rougheye Rockfish

https://bilzrockfish.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Rougheye-Rf.-90cm..jpg

The rougheye rockfish just sounds defiant. In fact, I'd include a few more desciptions-- like riptide, rugged, rumblin', radical and ravin'-- in its name, but that would probably remind you too much of that douchebag surfer-guy who smoked a joint with your sister ten years ago. And, just like that surfer-guy, the rockfish is incredibly ugly but makes up for it by being defiant of everything. Including mortality. A rougheye rockfish, which is a functionally immortal animal, can live to be 200 years old or more, unless some guy with a fishing-pole manages to break it of its persistent addiction to life.

The Immortal Jellyfish

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The name says all. When the immortal jellyfish gets tired of being a sexually mature adult, it can decide to be a polyp-- that is, a baby-- again. To do this, the jellyfish (technically a medusa) turns itself inside-out, then re-absorbs its tentacles and other dangly-bits. It then land in its grave (or birth site) somewhere in the sand and becomes a colony of tiny little polyps. It's like your grandpa deciding that he's going to go to bed and turn into a few dozen fetuses-- only the immortal jellyfish doesn't have dementia and actually will follow through on its threat.

The Hydra

https://i.stack.imgur.com/atid9.jpg

The hydra is a nearly microscopic immortal animal, but what it lacks in size it makes up for in stamina. (You probably know at least a handful of men who use the same excuse with with their girlfriends.) Hydras are actually remarkably efficient predators; they release an explosion of neurotoxins into their prey, paralyze it, and then consume the animal whole. Every single cell in the hydra's tiny body is constantly dividing and rejuvenating, so any injured, polluted or defective cells are diluted by the thousands of others. Because they are constantly replenishing their living cells, hydras do not age at all-- ever.

Immortality doesn't truly exist in practice, but, in theory, any of these immortal animals really coulld manage to live forever. Unfortunately for them (and fortunately for us) environmental conditions do eventually destroy every living "immortal" animal.

Oshiano: Thunder will strike that my brother dead before the marriage

Just re-read the fvckery you wrote and ask you're self if you're okay.

Shallow minded hypocrites.

manny4life: If you're gonna quote it, QUOTE IT ALL

Here
[b]
9 “‘Anyone who curses their father or mother is to be put to death. Because they have cursed their father or mother, their blood will be on their own head.

10 “‘If a man commits adultery with another man’s wife—with the wife of his neighbor—both the adulterer and the adulteress are to be put to death.

11 “‘If a man has sexual relations with his father’s wife, he has dishonored his father. Both the man and the woman are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

12 “‘If a man has sexual relations with his daughter-in-law, both of them are to be put to death. What they have done is a perversion; their blood will be on their own heads.

13 “‘If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

14 “‘If a man marries both a woman and her mother, it is wicked. Both he and they must be burned in the fire, so that no wickedness will be among you.

15 “‘If a man has sexual relations with an animal, he is to be put to death, and you must kill the animal.

16 “‘If a woman approaches an animal to have sexual relations with it, kill both the woman and the animal. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

17 “‘If a man marries his sister, the daughter of either his father or his mother, and they have sexual relations, it is a disgrace. They are to be publicly removed from their people. He has dishonored his sister and will be held responsible.

18 “‘If a man has sexual relations with a woman during her monthly period, he has exposed the source of her flow, and she has also uncovered it. Both of them are to be cut off from their people.[/b]

I "Liked" this! Brilliant!

[quote author=ozo_emeka]Lies, men sleep with their daughters and have children with them in nigeria[/quote]Bros. May God make you happy, all the days of your life!

Bantino be goat. He will never learn. Even with the grace of Internet Connection.

Its two things

The photogapher has inferiority issues. They don't teach that at schools.

The photographer is a broke as.s.

If not, tell me how omawumni wey look like carton of frozen fish go dey whooze person like me?

Then again, I remembered she was a victim of battering.

Mumu crowd!

seedord247: And they will tell you..... Love gay people and dont judge them.

Bros. Every sexual orientation is prone to molestation.

We have molesters here in Nigeria too. Last time I checked gay people account for about 10 percent of the total populace.

What's going on with some pple on nland these days! People I thought were smart and all that just turn rogue overnight.

That's life sha. Change is constant.

Make I save my spot. Gay related threads dey hot for nl.
Imm coming back with more info.

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Welcome to NairaMadland

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sexymoma:

bbpreye:
Please how can i join Nairaland?

Go to yaba left to purchase Nairaland form.

This is SICK. Mad people still full Nairaland oo!
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[size=18pt]OK.

In other news, Nairaland still cashing in on Tonto Dike and Homosexuality related threads.

Fanáticos!
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Nigerians no get time for talent.

NA ONLY ASOEBI AND DANCING THEM SABI\


FOLLOW FOLLLOW

exxell: Like who cares? You can be Illuminati for all you want... WE DO NOT CARE. CHRISTIANITY ALL THE WAY...

Mumus will never learn.

kundul: Bomb blast in kano sabon gari breaking news

You no dey use eyes read good news abi? Na so so crisis you prefer.

Aboki Gwongworo!

so mad people now roam nairaland?

hmmm

In other news...

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ceaser: This guy are you for real? Don't think you can bamboozle people here with some whacked out philosophy of yours, okay. Genetic code dictating s.exual orientation, procreation an act of evolution?! What da heck are you on about? Don't you know that there are intellectuals on this forum?

I can theoretically confirm you are not an intelectual.

You might be 'local champion professor' for your village square, but when it comes to issues like these, you know nada. No make me vex oo. Wetin you know self? You think education means intelligence? Trash, I tell ya.

I can bet you've never had a chat with someone gay in your life. If you were that intellectual, you'd have tried it, and see things from their own perspective and not silly heresay you people regurgitate all the time. Even if you don't conform with their idea.

You're not intellectual my friend, you're either in denaial or scared. Its called ignorance

Humans are always afraid of what they do not understand.

Homosexuality is a very complicated issue. You have to be learned in History, Philosophy, Biology, Sociology, Neurology and REMOVE your ignorance before you grasp the reality.

Everybody, I repeat, Everybody has homosexual tendencies. Just like everybody is prone to steal, if pushed to their extreme limits.

As humans, our brains are wired differently, just like our fingerprints. I know some people that are very emotional and others that really do not give a fvck.

Were they trained not to give a fvck? Or is it inborn? Yes and No.
Were they trained to be so emotional, or were they born that way! Its still yes and no.

I've seen buttish kids cry over very mundane things and yet their mom will still pet them.

Try it wit an ajegunle woman and the hot slap she go give you, your life will never remain the same.

I once got into a fight with a bigger guy (during my 20s) and after we were seprated, the elder peeps there interrogated us. I was skeptical because I was the cause of the fight. When they asked my opponent, he began crying!

I was like WTF!

I've actually had conversations with feminine men. It all gets strange and a bit scary when you see butch men swing and sway with feminine grace. But that's how it is.

For average slowpokes here, you'll here 'hmm, that guy be gay oo' But shame on you, cause your ignorance has clouded your judgment and made you miss an opportunity to learn.

I've seen femimine men get married and have kids.

And I've seen straight acting cute brothers with a good job 'like shymexx, lol' stay single @ 35.

Go figure.

Stop judging people. You have no friggin idea what's going on in our brains or what were thinking. Its fvking complex. Stop making other peoples life miserable. If you have aren't wired that way, you have nothing to be worried about. Who go be gay go be gay, no matter what.

You will be shocked to know most people are! They just will never tell you. Why would I? Amidst all these hate? Trashy Nigerians!

Some gay dude hit on me recently. I knew he probably was, but I kept my cool. I made it look like one of my
'Experiments' as I call it. And I tried to learn more about their norms etc...

When things started getting steamier, I told the dude (a married man with 3 kids) "Sir, you're cool and al that, I catch your drift, but I'm not.

He said it was cool. You'd never know.

Fact: Everybody is different. You will never know unless you change your stone age intellect.

Its just up to the societal views of it, and also if you decide to act or indulge yourself in it.

Goats here that have never read about Socrates go just jump up and start screaming gayism is alien, where as na them enjoy blow jobs pass.

I guess blow jobs is 'Nigerian' abi?

I enjoy giving girls oral. It fvcking turns me on. I tell my friends about this in public(both seriously and 'expermentally') and they go 'eew'. I tell them I enjoy this, its what I like, I don't care about what you think. No one has ever told me it was alien. But, hypocritical nigerian, in this context, it is!

You'd be amazed at how many of my friends have personally come back and tell me they also want to try it, but are just worried because of religious issues, or people might think they're crazy.

One crazy religious fanatic once told me, in front of a small gaterhing that I'm going to hell cause I 'lick plates'. Damn. Coming from someone who dates four different girls in a month. Coming from someone who's Were Intimate with girls as young as 14. Coming from someone who's probably Were Intimate with all the choir members. Coming from someone who enjoys being giving head. That eediot wanted to make me feel like a sinner. Imagine.

I attacked him right off. I don't give bullshit.

Told everybody his sexcapades, and his blatant disregard for his biblical laws. Why would you fvcking judge me? Who gave you that right or permission to do so? If I go steal now and buy car, u go want make I wash am for you. You can't bleeping change me!

You'd be amazed at the high percentage of rich busy women who use dildos...don't even let me go there.

I omitted religion because it has done more harm than good.

Reminds me of the pope blessing soldiers before going to war...

And lastly, Shymexx sometimes makes me feel like he bribes his uncles to comment for him. The amount of gibberish he types these days is alarming 'for someone I always thought was intellectual'

That shows how gullible the smartest ones can turn overnight.

Its a shame we so fvcking hate each other in this country. Its killing us!

And, I tell you. Homosexuality is here to stay. I just pray you don't learn to accept in the hard way.

PS. I'm still in my mid 20sw[/quote]

[size=28pt]amen[/size]

[size=18pt]ODIKWA LIZKY[/size]

Igbo business is one of the most profitable business after oil bunkering.

If you know the ropes very well.

Twash!

Klinee: U are the most fool of all!!! U think u are intellectual enough abi? Your so foolish by allow an idiotic person to decieve u that he was born gay,with your intellectual senses! What will u call yourself? A foolish animal! Yes that is what u are! U say "everybody have gay tendency" that is where u show your foolish intellectual.gay is a devilish learnable act.if u condem it idiotic people wil stop learning it.its evil!

You are a wildebest. Now if you were smart enough to decode my rant, you'd realize I meant homosexuality is both in-born, and in some cases, learned. Everybody has his or how own psycological ways of handling issues.

In this age and time, everybody wants his or her child to go to school. If every kid go to school, no be all of them go know book.

Some go like am, some go manage, some go hate, some go drop out. Its our personal way of things. Not everybody is like you and me. We have ways of handling issues. Some people have gay tendencies, but they grew out of it, and it never bothered them. Some have gay tendecies and they acted on it...

Are you gon blame me that I enjoyed eating a girl out, and I acted on iit? Its my own fvking problem.

Your problem here is this: you're worried your girl friend will leave you for me because I know how to pleasure a woman more better than you psycho -magnetic religious bastard!!

Its a very complcated story bro. You don't even know sh!t, so chill.

If homosexuality isn't inborn, why would a man pride him self in twerking and walking like a woman? Its funny. Do you know shit about genetics? Biko sit down, and sip your dogoyaro. Find fools to talk to.

Then again, there are straight acting macho men that swing it both ways. You gullible people will never understand.

Steer clear of hate and rumors.

Now go back to the dictionary and find the meaning of a Widebeest.

ceaser: This guy are you for real? Don't think you can bamboozle people here with some whacked out philosophy of yours, okay. Genetic code dictating s.exual orientation, procreation an act of evolution?! What da heck are you on about? Don't you know that there are intellectuals on this forum?

I can theoretically confirm you are not an intelectual.

You might be 'local champion professor' for your village square, but when it comes to issues like these, you know nada. No make me vex oo. Wetin you know self? You think education means intelligence? Trash, I tell ya.

I can bet you've never had a chat with someone gay in your life. If you were that intellectual, you'd have tried it, and see things from their own perspective and not stupid heresay you people regurgitate all the time. Even if you don't conform with their idea.

You're not intellectual my friend, you're either in denaial or scared. Its called ignorance

Humans are always afraid of what they do not understand.

Homosexuality is a very complicated issue. You have to be learned in History, Philosophy, Biology, Sociology, Neurology and REMOVE your ignorance before you grasp the reality.

Everybody, I repeat, Everybody has homosexual tendencies. Just like everybody is prone to steal, if pushed to their extreme limits.

As humans, our brains are wired differently, just like our fingerprints. I know some people that are very emotional and others that really do not give a fvck.

Were they trained not to give a fvck? Or is it inborn? Yes and No.
Were they trained to be so emotional, or were they born that way! Its still yes and no.

I've seen buttish kids cry over very mundane things and yet their mom will still pet them.

Try it wit an ajegunle woman and the hot slap she go give you, your life will never remain the same.

I once got into a fight with a bigger guy (during my 20s) and after we were seprated, the elder peeps there interrogated us. I was skeptical because I was the cause of the fight. When they asked my opponent, he began crying!

I was like WTF!

I've actually had conversations with feminine men. It all gets strange and a bit scary when you see butch men swing and sway with feminine grace. But that's how it is.

For average slowpokes here, you'll here 'hmm, that guy be gay oo' But shame on you, cause your ignorance has clouded your judgment and made you miss an opportunity to learn.

I've seen femimine men get married and have kids.

And I've seen straight acting cute brothers with a good job 'like shymexx, lol' stay single @ 35.

Go figure.

Stop judging people. You have no friggin idea what's going on in our brains or what were thinking. Its fvking complex. Stop making other peoples life miserable. If you have aren't wired that way, you have nothing to be worried about. Who go be gay go be gay, no matter what.

You will be shocked to know most people are! They just will never tell you. Why would I? Amidst all these hate? Trashy Nigerians!

Some gay dude hit on me recently. I knew he probably was, but I kept my cool. I made it look like one of my
'Experiments' as I call it. And I tried to learn more about their norms etc...

When things started getting steamier, I told the dude (a married man with 3 kids) "Sir, you're cool and al that, I catch your drift, but I'm not.

He said it was cool. You'd never know.

Fact: Everybody is different. You will never know unless you change your stone age intellect.

Its just up to the societal views of it, and also if you decide to act or indulge yourself in it.

Goats here that have never read about Socrates go just jump up and start screaming gayism is alien, where as na them enjoy blow jobs pass.

I guess blow jobs is 'Nigerian' abi?

I enjoy giving girls oral. It fvcking turns me on. I tell my friends about this in public(both seriously and 'expermentally') and they go 'eew'. I tell them I enjoy this, its what I like, I don't care about what you think. No one has ever told me it was alien. But, hypocritical nigerian, in this context, it is!

You'd be amazed at how many of my friends have personally come back and tell me they also want to try it, but are just worried because of religious issues, or people might think they're crazy.

One crazy religious fanatic once told me, in front of a small gaterhing that I'm going to hell cause I 'lick plates'. Damn. Coming from someone who dates four different girls in a month. Coming from someone who's had sex with girls as young as 14. Coming from someone who's probably had sex with all the choir members. Coming from someone who enjoys being giving head. That eediot wanted to make me feel like a sinner. Imagine.

I attacked him right off. I don't give bullshit.

Told everybody his sexcapades, and his blatant disregard for his biblical laws. Why would you fvcking judge me? Who gave you that right or permission to do so? If I go steal now and buy car, u go want make I wash am for you. You can't fucking change me!

You'd be amazed at the high percentage of rich busy women who use dildos...don't even let me go there.

I omitted religion because it has done more harm than good.

Reminds me of the pope blessing soldiers before going to war...

And lastly, Shymexx sometimes makes me feel like he bribes his uncles to comment for him. The amount of gibberish he types these days is alarming 'for someone I always thought was intellectual'

That shows how gullible the smartest ones can turn overnight.

Its a shame we so fvcking hate each other in this country. Its killing us!

And, I tell you. Homosexuality is here to stay. I just pray you don't learn to accept in the hard way.

PS. I'm still in my mid 20sw