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I was here

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Death magnet.

Jisos!


Sign of...(I don't want a ban ooo)

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And so?

The youths of today are the leaders of tomorrow abi?

In other news:
If you were to replace the politicians – let’s say our 109 senators from before – with 109 random people from the Nigerian citizenry, you would get no change in behaviour. You could repeat the experiment a thousand times, and you would get no change. There is no ruling class in Nigeria, there is just a set of rulers. Where any change is expected to come from I don’t know...

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Check my signature. I know these people will soon storm here!

GeneralShepherd: This morning them don seize my license demanding for a 20k fee for turning at the wrong place even though the sign post is barely legible... Them later reduce am to 3k I still dey hustle the 3k sef.

You don enter 'Glory be to God'

rhema4u: .

Stop roaming around nairaland like a jobless graduate.

Stop poking dots everywhere.

What else can I say?

Time-la-Ends

Waiting for the Nairaland end time family.

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Jokingly jokinly I say unto you.

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This thread is a sign of end times.

The 'end time' joke gained notoriety because of those born again pretending christians that no nothing apart from what their pastor spews from his pulpit.

So once they see something they've never seen before, they shout endtime things.

If dem see person wey born 4 children at once, na end time sign for them, not knowing quadruplets hve always been born since the beginning of time. How dem go know, dem no dey read books or watch bbc or any other stuff. Na their pastor be their God.

Thefore, I can categorically tell you tht this end time craze go soon cause civil war for nairaland because nairaland itself be end time sign. Abi how u wan expthat I type message from my blckberry and the whole world dey read am?

Hhahahah.

Stupiiids.

This thread is a sign of end times

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I'm. A photographer.

Be rest assured I will attend.

End time tinz.

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1. You get slightly panicky when your phone is out of your line of sight.

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2. …And ridiculously panicked when you accidentally leave it AT HOME.

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3. You sleep with your phone on your nightstand, or worse, IN your bed next to you.

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4. Your friends tried to make you do this game, but you freaked out and grabbed your phone even though you had to buy a round of drinks.

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5. You justify being on your phone all the time because you “might miss a work email.”

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6. A cracked screen would never stand in YOUR way.

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7. You update and manage your apps like it’s the White House lawn.

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8. You maintain three to five text threads/Snapchat chains going throughout most days.

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9. At least once a week you freak out that you can’t find your phone, and then realize it’s in your hand.

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10. Turning your phone off during a flight gives you horrendous FOMO.

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11. …but also makes you excited, because you know when you turn it on, you’ll have tons of notifications to go through.
...but also makes you excited, because you know when you turn it on, you'll have tons of notifications to go through.

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12. You insist that you can do two things at once — text AND walk, text AND listen! — but we all know that you cannot.

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13. Seriously! Everyone can see you failing at this.

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14. Sometimes you see an Instagram go up right away, but you wait 30 minutes to like it because you don’t want to seem lame.

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15. You talk to it even when you know it would be easier to type your question into Google.

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16. The only time you turn your phone off is on an airplane.

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17. You try not to do this at concerts, but you do it anyway.

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18. You relate deeply to the pain in this image.

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19. You feel kind of dejected when you sneak a peek at your phone after a long dinner or meeting and you have no new notifications.

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20. The idea of having to leave your phone in the store for repairs makes you ill.

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21. You don’t mind getting to the bar before the friend you’re meeting, because you’re justified in losing yourself in your phone until they get there.

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22. You constantly catch yourself trying to open apps you’re already in.

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23. You find something weirdly comforting in that familiar motion of sliding your finger across the glass.

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If you identify with any of this, welcome to the Smartphone Addiction Club!

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Very funny set of pretending christains.

So if there was no heaven or hell una no go serve God abi?
You folks go to church all because of Eternal life.

And not really because you want to serve him.

Or you think GOd be fool abi? Shame on to you.

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The mental strain of living in poverty and thinking constantly about tight finances can drop a person’s IQ by as much as 13 percent, or about the equivalent of losing a night of sleep, according to a new study. It consumes so much mental energy that there is often little room to think about anything else, which leaves low-income people more susceptible to bad decisions.

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One of the study’s authors, Harvard economist Sandhil Mullainathan, told the Washington Post, “Poverty is the equivalent of pulling an all-nighter. Picture yourself after an all-nighter. Being poor is like that every day.”

The researchers came to this conclusion after conducting two separate experiments. The first gave low- and moderate-income shoppers at a mall in New Jersey a number of tests that measure IQ and impulse control, but half of the participants were first given a question about finances: what they would do if they needed to make $1,500 worth of repairs on their car, putting financial concerns at the forefront of their minds. They found that it reduced cognitive performance among the poor participants but not those who are well-off.

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The second experiment looked at the cognitive functions of farmers in India before the harvest, when they are poor, and after the harvest, when they have much more money. The same farmer performs lower on cognitive ability before than he does after — which researchers say “cannot be explained by differences in time available, nutrition, or work effort” nor by stress. Instead, it appears to be poverty reducing their mental capacity.

A past study came to a similar conclusion: It found that scarcity can sap mental capacity and lead to short-term decision-making over long-term considerations.

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Poverty has other negative impacts. The chronic stress of growing up in poverty has been found to impair children’s brains, particularly in working memory. A study of veterans found that poverty is a bigger risk factor for mental illness than being exposed to warfare. The mental stress of being poor is also a major reason for why low-income people tend to have negative health outcomes like high blood pressure and cholesterol or elevated rates of obesity and diabetes.
Poverty takes its toll on health in a number of other critical ways: It prevents people from buying healthy food, makes people more likely to smoke, means they are more likely to live in areas with poor air quality, and can cause health problems that begin in the womb.

Sign of end times.

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Sorry OP.

You don't want embarassment and you lost your phone.

By the way, shey d soldier carry gun?

I need someone/training institute that is very good in video editing and cinematography
The softwares am interested in are:

Adobe Premiere Pro
Adobe After Effects
Final Cut Pro

Preferably from Ibadan or Lagos.

Endtime signs

Okija_juju

Now we know you have a car.

Point taken.

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Frontpage noonin.

@op so you be liar?


Even your gramma construction reeks of fuckery!

Una no dey sleep? Why una too like anything Ashawoic in nature?

Two suspected gay pastors, Prince Ejimole, 26, and Lawrence Udo, 25, have been arrested and charged to court after they were allegedly caught having sex in a hotel room at Ijeshatedo, Lagos State, southwest Nigeria.

They are facing charges of having carnal knowledge of each other against the order of nature before the presiding Magistrate, Mrs A. O. Awogboro.

The pastors were arrested at a popular hotel at Ijeshatedo where it was alleged they usually lodged to have sex with each other.

Sources at the hotel said the duo usually lodged in the hotel under the guise of praying.

They were arrested after Pastor Ejimole and Udo allegedly lured another member of the congregation, Chidiebere Mozie, who needed prayers to the hotel. But they allegedly forced him to have sex with them.

Mozie alleged that when they got into the hotel room, Pastor Ejimole started sucking his breast and was pulling out his penis as well to penetrate into his anus.

He raised the alarm that attracted the hotel management who had allegedly been suspicious of their activities.

The management contacted the police at Ijeshatedo division who arrested them and took them to the station.

A four-count charge of conspiracy, unlawful carnal knowledge, etc. was slammed on them.

The first count reads: “That you, Prince Ejimole and Lawrence Udo on the same date, time and place did have carnal knowledge of each other against the order of nature.”

The second count reads: “That you, Pastor Prince Ejimole on the same date, place and time did gross indecency by sucking Chidiebere Mozie’s breast, attempting to suck his penis and having carnal knowledge of him.”

The police said the offence the defendants committed was contrary to sections 516, 214 and 516 of the Criminal Code Laws of Lagos State of Nigeria 2004.
They pleaded not guilty.

The presiding Magistrate, Mrs Awogboro, granted Ejimole bail in the sum of N250,000 with two sureties, while Udo was granted bail in the sum of N100,000 with one surety.

http://news2.onlinenigeria.com/news/top-stories/236854-2-nigerian-gay-pastors-caught-having-sex-in-a-hotel-room-in-lagos.html

See our yeyebrities!

Bush girls will always make themselves known.

I just siddon dey observe...

gsparks01: I don't even know who they are and as far as am concerned, this shouldn't even be on fp..

You are a disgrace to Nairaland. U get money to load MB and browse 2go.

Common CNN, u no fit spend 20 minutes a day to watch. Chai!

I for ask u sey una no get GOTV but I dey busy.

Will be back in an hour.





By the way, why all of una dey cry like sey she die?

If this was in the early 1800s, sesay would have been hanged along with her white husband for marrying a...

Corruption has eaten deep into the corosphere of Nigerians.

Leaders corrupt. Followers corrupt. Youths corrupt. Citizens corrupt.

A country where being law abiding is a crime.