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ucheheart: I believe gays are animals and we have the right to kill animals.

[size=18pt]You are a slowpoke.

Re-read the shit you typed and tell us if it makes sense.

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In other news...

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ceaser: This guy are you for real? Don't think you can bamboozle people here with some whacked out philosophy of yours, okay. Genetic code dictating s.exual orientation, procreation an act of evolution?! What da heck are you on about? Don't you know that there are intellectuals on this forum?

I can theoretically confirm you are not an intelectual.

You might be 'local champion professor' for your village square, but when it comes to issues like these, you know nada. No make me vex oo. Wetin you know self? You think education means intelligence? Trash, I tell ya.

I can bet you've never had a chat with someone gay in your life. If you were that intellectual, you'd have tried it, and see things from their own perspective and not silly heresay you people regurgitate all the time. Even if you don't conform with their idea.

You're not intellectual my friend, you're either in denaial or scared. Its called ignorance

Humans are always afraid of what they do not understand.

Homosexuality is a very complicated issue. You have to be learned in History, Philosophy, Biology, Sociology, Neurology and REMOVE your ignorance before you grasp the reality.

Everybody, I repeat, Everybody has homosexual tendencies. Just like everybody is prone to steal, if pushed to their extreme limits.

As humans, our brains are wired differently, just like our fingerprints. I know some people that are very emotional and others that really do not give a fvck.

Were they trained not to give a fvck? Or is it inborn? Yes and No.
Were they trained to be so emotional, or were they born that way! Its still yes and no.

I've seen buttish kids cry over very mundane things and yet their mom will still pet them.

Try it wit an ajegunle woman and the hot slap she go give you, your life will never remain the same.

I once got into a fight with a bigger guy (during my 20s) and after we were seprated, the elder peeps there interrogated us. I was skeptical because I was the cause of the fight. When they asked my opponent, he began crying!

I was like WTF!

I've actually had conversations with feminine men. It all gets strange and a bit scary when you see butch men swing and sway with feminine grace. But that's how it is.

For average slowpokes here, you'll here 'hmm, that guy be gay oo' But shame on you, cause your ignorance has clouded your judgment and made you miss an opportunity to learn.

I've seen femimine men get married and have kids.

And I've seen straight acting cute brothers with a good job 'like shymexx, lol' stay single @ 35.

Go figure.

Stop judging people. You have no friggin idea what's going on in our brains or what were thinking. Its fvking complex. Stop making other peoples life miserable. If you have aren't wired that way, you have nothing to be worried about. Who go be gay go be gay, no matter what.

You will be shocked to know most people are! They just will never tell you. Why would I? Amidst all these hate? Trashy Nigerians!

Some gay dude hit on me recently. I knew he probably was, but I kept my cool. I made it look like one of my
'Experiments' as I call it. And I tried to learn more about their norms etc...

When things started getting steamier, I told the dude (a married man with 3 kids) "Sir, you're cool and al that, I catch your drift, but I'm not.

He said it was cool. You'd never know.

Fact: Everybody is different. You will never know unless you change your stone age intellect.

Its just up to the societal views of it, and also if you decide to act or indulge yourself in it.

Goats here that have never read about Socrates go just jump up and start screaming gayism is alien, where as na them enjoy blow jobs pass.

I guess blow jobs is 'Nigerian' abi?

I enjoy giving girls oral. It fvcking turns me on. I tell my friends about this in public(both seriously and 'expermentally') and they go 'eew'. I tell them I enjoy this, its what I like, I don't care about what you think. No one has ever told me it was alien. But, hypocritical nigerian, in this context, it is!

You'd be amazed at how many of my friends have personally come back and tell me they also want to try it, but are just worried because of religious issues, or people might think they're crazy.

One crazy religious fanatic once told me, in front of a small gaterhing that I'm going to hell cause I 'lick plates'. Damn. Coming from someone who dates four different girls in a month. Coming from someone who's Were Intimate with girls as young as 14. Coming from someone who's probably Were Intimate with all the choir members. Coming from someone who enjoys being giving head. That eediot wanted to make me feel like a sinner. Imagine.

I attacked him right off. I don't give bullshit.

Told everybody his sexcapades, and his blatant disregard for his biblical laws. Why would you fvcking judge me? Who gave you that right or permission to do so? If I go steal now and buy car, u go want make I wash am for you. You can't bleeping change me!

You'd be amazed at the high percentage of rich busy women who use dildos...don't even let me go there.

I omitted religion because it has done more harm than good.

Reminds me of the pope blessing soldiers before going to war...

And lastly, Shymexx sometimes makes me feel like he bribes his uncles to comment for him. The amount of gibberish he types these days is alarming 'for someone I always thought was intellectual'

That shows how gullible the smartest ones can turn overnight.

Its a shame we so fvcking hate each other in this country. Its killing us!

And, I tell you. Homosexuality is here to stay. I just pray you don't learn to accept in the hard way.

PS. I'm still in my mid 20sw[/quote]

SimonAndal:
Y U Do Dis, Jamaica? Y U Do Dis Humanity? Y So Much Hate In World?
.
But Y U Do Dis, boy? Y U B Heavy Mumu? Shey U wan look like RuPaul? Y U No Know U Worwor No Be Small?

[size=18pt]Wetin you find go RuPaul?

It takes a thief to catch a thief

$%^^%$#JustSaying[/size]

Happiness—in your business life and your personal life—is often a matter of subtraction, not addition. Consider, for example, what happens when you stop doing the following things.

Blaming

People make mistakes. Employees don't meet your expectations. Vendors don't deliver on time. So you blame them for your problems. But you're also to blame. Maybe you didn't provide enough training. Maybe you didn't build in enough of a buffer. Maybe you asked too much, too soon.

Taking responsibility when things go wrong instead of blaming others isn't masochistic, it's empowering—because then you focus on doing things better or smarter next time. And when you get better or smarter, you also get happier.

Impressing

No one likes you for your clothes, your car, your possessions, your title, or your accomplishments. Those are all "things." People may like your things—but that doesn't mean they like you. Sure, superficially they might seem to, but superficial is also insubstantial, and a relationship that is not based on substance is not a real relationship.

Genuine relationships make you happier, and you'll only form genuine relationships when you stop trying to impress and start trying to just be yourself.

Clinging

When you're afraid or insecure, you hold on tightly to what you know, even if what you know isn't particularly good for you. An absence of fear or insecurity isn't happiness: It's just an absence of fear or insecurity.

Holding on to what you think you need won't make you happier; letting go so you can reach for and try to earn what you want will. Even if you don't succeed in earning what you want, the act of trying alone will make you feel better about yourself.

Interrupting

Interrupting isn't just rude. When you interrupt someone, what you're really saying is, "I'm not listening to you so I can understand what you're saying; I'm listening to you so I can decide what I want to say."

Want people to like you? Listen to what they say. Focus on what they say. Ask questions to make sure you understand what they say. They'll love you for it—and you'll love how that makes you feel.

Whining

Your words have power, especially over you. Whining about your problems makes you feel worse, not better. If something is wrong, don't waste time complaining. Put that effort into making the situation better. Unless you want to whine about it forever, eventually you'll have to do that. So why waste time? Fix it now.

Don't talk about what's wrong. Talk about how you'll make things better, even if that conversation is only with yourself. And do the same with your friends or colleagues. Don't just be the shoulder they cry on. Friends don't let friends whine—friends help friends make their lives better.

Controlling

Yeah, you're the boss. Yeah, you're the titan of industry. Yeah, you're the small tail that wags a huge dog. Still, the only thing you really control is you. If you find yourself trying hard to control other people, you've decided that you, your goals, your dreams, or even just your opinions are more important than theirs.

Plus, control is short term at best, because it often requires force, or fear, or authority, or some form of pressure—none of those let you feel good about yourself. Find people who want to go where you're going. They'll work harder, have more fun, and create better business and personal relationships. And all of you will be happier.

Criticizing

Yeah, you're more educated. Yeah, you're more experienced. Yeah, you've been around more blocks and climbed more mountains and slayed more dragons. That doesn't make you smarter, or better, or more insightful. That just makes you you: unique, matchless, one of a kind, but in the end, just you. Just like everyone else—including your employees.

Everyone is different: not better, not worse, just different. Appreciate the differences instead of the shortcomings and you'll see people—and yourself—in a better light.

Preaching

Criticizing has a brother. His name is Preaching. They share the same father: Judging. The higher you rise and the more you accomplish, the more likely you are to think you know everything—and to tell people everything you think you know.

When you speak with more finality than foundation, people may hear you but they don't listen. Few things are sadder and leave you feeling less happy.

Dwelling

The past is valuable. Learn from your mistakes. Learn from the mistakes of others. Then let it go. Easier said than done? It depends on your focus. When something bad happens to you, see that as a chance to learn something you didn't know. When another person makes a mistake, see that as an opportunity to be kind, forgiving, and understanding.

The past is just training; it doesn't define you. Think about what went wrong, but only in terms of how you will make sure that, next time, you and the people around you will know how to make sure it goes right.

Fearing

We're all afraid: of what might or might not happen, of what we can't change, or what we won't be able to do, or how other people might perceive us. So it's easier to hesitate, to wait for the right moment, to decide we need to think a little longer or do some more research or explore a few more alternatives.

Meanwhile days, weeks, months, and even years pass us by. And so do our dreams. Don't let your fears hold you back. Whatever you've been planning, whatever you've imagined, whatever you've dreamed of, get started on it today. If you want to start a business, take the first step. If you want to change careers, take the first step. If you want to expand or enter a new market or offer new products or services, take the first step. Put your fears aside and get started. Do something. Do anything. Otherwise, today is gone. Once tomorrow comes, today is lost forever.

Today is the most precious asset you own—and is the one thing you should truly fear wasting.

A lot of ignorant people on this thread.

Ready to blame psychedelic users.

Hypocrites. Alcohol and Weed are both drugs. Imagine a police officer high on alomo, chasing weeders!

Weed is here to stay.

Please seun, create a thread for psychedic users. Its something folks here can't understand.

I'm out. Check signature.

chidindufrank: Only young boys and girls are expected to attend this time

Small prepuberscent young girls.

#TeamYarima.

Dem never born dat nigerian girl wey fit do this kind love.

And na dem go church pass!

Abati? Hmm. No mention my name o.

[size=18pt]Nigeria of all places. Devil's Official Lab on earth.[/size]

Freiburger: Justin Timberlake, Drake, & Bruno Mars dominating most of the categories.

Na your own wahala be dat!

collynzo2: How can this thread come to front page after 5 days? What are we supposed to do now?

Just imagine!

But if na Tonto Dike's shaved toto picshure...

We give up!!!

*check my signature*

Na Naija wey we dey...

Welcome to the Real Nigeria.

And shame to all mofos who keep ranting 'Nigeria is a peaceful country and Nigerians are happy'

Bunch of retarded, psychotic, clinically depressed, hypocritcal bigots.

If my comment dey vex you, go jump inside well!

****You update your status say:::Wow i'm so enjoying my stay here in America......45mins later you update your status say:::up nepa, kai our nepa don dey try oh, atleast dem remember us today...abeg who you dey jonzzz

**You go carry bag of cement for backyard.....you rush update your facebook status:::just got back from the Gym........God dey zoom you oh!

**Your boyfriend just take okada from your house go him own house and you sharperly dey update your pm::;DRIVE SAFELY BOO. Maka Chukwu, na Amadioha go personally handle your case!

**Babe, you are 6ft tall, you still come wear 6inches high heel shoe...shey you wan whisper to God ni??

**Aunty, you carry braids for over 9months, shey na pregnancy ni??

**Something lost, dem zoom am for your handbag/pocket and you dey claim say you no know how it got into your handbag/pocket......bia make i ask you sef, shey your handbag/pocket na magnet??

**Babe you dey cast for everybody say you dump your guy sake of say, your guy cute ebony 9inch joystick is still not enough to satisfy you....is what you have between your thighs a vagina or a grave yard??

**You dey snap inside different types of cars yet you expect your man to believe you are not cheatin.....ok you be car dealer while your man be learner atink??

**you've been wearing an engagement ring for the past 7years with no plans of marriage in sight, babe are you related to Frodo::lord of the rings? Even if Frodo is your father, does it mean your hand should become a key holder? My dear you are not engaged to be married, you've been initiated into witchcraft!

**Your mum caught you in the kitchen all alone, with soup stains all over your mouth yet, you're still denying dat you didn't near her pot,..abeg shey your lips na kitchen rag??

**You carry your hand go steal person tin, dem catch you say na the work of the devil.....shey you be satan employee?...

**You drive a Range rover sport, but your mum works for Lawma sweeping 3rd mainland Bridge, and you claim she's a government worker.... how do you sleep at Night or did you swap your conscience for a plate of food

**You take picture, e no fine, you come dey claim say "beauty is from within" .... Why you no take X-ray nah?

**You smoke garri and groundnut finish for inside your room, come baffup go inside KCF, snap pix upload am with the caption "life is good" no worry na your two eyes we go from see say life good well well by the time you blind from too much garri.

**After taking her for an expensive dinner and giving her money for a cab, you both met again inside keke napep. Who is deceiving who?

......Able sexlifers, keep it rolling in....

I blame GEJ.

Abdul Adam56: When will Dbanj got married?

[size=38pt]CHAI![/size] And we keep wondering whats the problem of Nigeria/

Yoruba.hate.Igbos

Igbos.hate.Hausas

Hausas.hate.Yorubas

Igbos.hate.Yorubas+Hausas

Yoruba.hate.Hausas+Igbos.

Hausas.hate.Igbos+Yorubas

THiS iS why Nigeria will never be better!

What a fuvked up mentality.

So morally

The hypocrisy of Nigerians.

Lol @ thread.

#TeamQuestionEverything.

[size=38pt]Yeyebrity. LMAO[/size]

Meringe: If you say NO to Western culture of Homosexuality in Nigeria, hit LIKe button.

[size=18pt]Stop behaving like a palm wine tapper.

The world is fucking larger than what you think. I bet you never heard of an Encyclopaedia, not to talk of holding one in your hands or reading it.

Gullible son of a palm wine tapper. Tell those tales to your neighbours. Local Professor.[/size]

TerryCarr: why is my holocaust post hidden? the pink triangle is for homosexuals.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_triangle

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a0/In_memory_of_homosexual.JPG

nICE ONE. Got ya

tundamartin:
This sounds like defence of gay rights! Are you by any means gay?

[size=18pt]You are a hypocritical animal.

Eediot. SMH
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlVBg7_08n0

"Same Love"
(with Ryan Lewis)
(feat. Mary Lambert)

When I was in the third grade I thought that I was gay,
'Cause I could draw, my uncle was, and I kept my room straight.
I told my mom, tears rushing down my face
She's like "Ben you've loved girls since before pre-k, trippin' "
Yeah, I guess she had a point, didn't she?
Bunch of stereotypes all in my head.
I remember doing the math like, "Yeah, I'm good at little league"
A preconceived idea of what it all meant
For those that liked the same sex
Had the characteristics
The right wing conservatives think it's a decision
And you can be cured with some treatment and religion
Man-made rewiring of a predisposition
Playing God, aw nah here we go
Hypocrites still fears what we don't know
And God loves all his children, is somehow forgotten
But we paraphrase a book written thirty-five-hundred years ago
I don't know

And I can't change
Even if I tried
Even if I wanted to
And I can't change
Even if I tried
Even if I wanted to
My love
My love
My love
She keeps me warm
She keeps me warm
She keeps me warm
She keeps me warm

If I was gay, I would think hip-hop hates me
Have you read the YouTube comments lately?
"Man, that's gay" gets dropped on the daily
We become so numb to what we're saying
A culture founded from oppression
Yet we don't have acceptance for 'em
Call each other gays behind the keys of a message board
A word rooted in hate, yet our genre still ignores it
Gay is synonymous with the lesser
It's the same hate that's caused wars from religion
Gender to skin color, the complexion of your pigment
The same fight that led people to walk outs and sit ins
It's human rights for everybody, there is no difference!
Live on and be yourself
When I was at church they taught me something else
If you preach hate at the service those words aren't anointed
That holy water that you soak in has been poisoned
When everyone else is more comfortable remaining voiceless
Rather than fighting for humans that have had their rights stolen
I might not be the same, but that's not important
No freedom till we're equal, damn right I support it

(I don't know)

And I can't change
Even if I tried
Even if I wanted to
My love
My love
My love
She keeps me warm
She keeps me warm
She keeps me warm
She keeps me warm

We press play, don't press pause
Progress, march on
With the veil over our eyes
We turn our back on the cause
Till the day that my uncles can be united by law
When kids are walking 'round the hallway plagued by pain in their heart
A world so hateful some would rather die than be who they are
And a certificate on paper isn't gonna solve it all
But it's a damn good place to start
No law is gonna change us
We have to change us
Whatever God you believe in
We come from the same one
Strip away the fear
Underneath it's all the same love
About time that we raised up

And I can't change
Even if I tried
Even if I wanted to
And I can't change
Even if I try
Even if I wanted to
My love
My love
My love
She keeps me warm
She keeps me warm
She keeps me warm
She keeps me warm

Love is patient
Love is kind
Love is patient
Love is kind
(not crying on Sundays)
Love is patient
(not crying on Sundays)
Love is kind
(I'm not crying on Sundays)
Love is patient
(not crying on Sundays)
Love is kind
(I'm not crying on Sundays)
Love is patient
(not crying on Sundays)
Love is kind
(I'm not crying on Sundays)
Love is patient
Love is kind

scipher: I see mass protests , I see the Nigerian spring, I see dead people

[size=18pt]Stewpid Internet Keyboard Warrior! [/size]

Damn!

Is he stable now?

[size=38pt]Ko Kan Aye~![/size]