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If these are the graduates Nigeria now produce, then SMH!

Picomon: what?!?! Groupon a chat app?!?! Lawd! Nigga, abi na Groupme you wan talk? Groupon na deals site ohh.

Dude, u blind? Or tell me you didn't read the ogogoro part

Na ogogoro cause am. I meant GroupMe

Thanks.

Wsdm: Oh, i am enjoying this thread:
No ethnoreligious bashing,
No tribal bashing,
No regional bashing,
Just one Nigeria!
I have a dream that one day this spirit of togetherness will translate into every facet of our lives.
CARRY GO 9JA!

Count me out of the fvking hypocrisy, man.

Carry you dreams go your mama village, or under a rock, where the sun does not shine.

Seyixyz: Pls,lets not allow ourselves 2 be distracted by dis Motor park personality..Ignore him as much as u can..more unserious minded pple lyk him wil stil com by..Xpect it

Me be motorpack mentality?

SMH. Reread daphuq u just wrote and you'll know the main reason you are still unemployed at 33.

Terry G is not my role model. Period.

In other words, I thank Jehovah my kidneys dey kampe.

You don't know the value of what u have until you lose it.

Keep posting your numbers.

Next thing, scam calls and SMS go dey enter for fake job offers.

This is the 21st century. Why do gullible people still exist when you can easily create a collborative forum without sharing your phone numbers?

Last time I checked, email is still free registration. And apps like GroupMe dey for collaborative chat on smartphones without sharing your numbers here.

Simple google search would do the trick.

NAUG indeed! I laugh, con fall inside river zambezi.



In the meatime presenter, play me Limpopo by KCee, while I sip my Original Ogogoro

No Time.

Send me a PM.

Where are you located?

How much is the OP planning to raise?

1 milllion?

2 million?

500K?

Ashabie: Olorun ooo! Oluomo ni ko se Olakorede mi naa! Amin.

Stay there dey shout olorun oo.

Time and chance wait for n'one.

Hmm. Ok.

I see governors scampering for 2015.

In other news, https://www.nairaland.com/1400872/stop-googling-symptoms-doctors-sick

I am guilty of this one.

https://resources1.news.com.au/images/2011/01/31/1225997/281849-doctor.jpg

DOCTORS have warned they are seeing too many "cyberchondriacs", those patients who misdiagnose their illnesses after Googling their symptoms.

The Australian Medical Association is concerned the plethora of online medical information is doing more harm than good, with patients increasingly referring to the internet for advice before consulting a trained GP.

"You can't make a diagnosis using the internet," AMA vice-president Steve Hambleton said.

"Patients turn up with sheets of paper convinced they have a particular problem.

"Doctors have to explain why patients haven't got something — before explaining what they have got. It certainly increases stress for the patient.

"Medical practitioners go through a minimum of 10 years of training before they can practise independently. You can't match that with an internet search engine."


Over the past 12 months most health-related Google searches in Australia were for information related to "symptoms", "blood" and "cancer".

Additionally, online queries about "hemorrhoids" and "thyroid symptoms" have doubled since 2009.

Google's user experience researcher, Dan Russell, said the onus to assess the accuracy and credibility of online information was on the individual.

"We now as individuals have access to huge amounts of information and you can pull up thousands and thousands of pages about Alzheimer's or irritable bowel syndrome," Mr Russell said.

"The irony is that people once learned how to look at the page of a book, document or journal and understand roughly how believable it was... but now for basically no money any wacko can write anything and put it on the web.

"As an individual at home looking at all this stuff, you have to constantly ask, 'Can I believe this?'"

Mosman GP Penny Shaw said simple symptoms were often misconstrued by patients using the internet, resulting in severe anxiety.

"I've had patients who have come in with a headache thinking they have a brain tumour and many who've had tingling in their fingers and thought they had multiple sclerosis," Dr Shaw said.

http://mobile.news.com.au/technology/stop-googling-your-symptoms-doctors-are-sick-of-it/story-e6frfro0-1225997300708

People will always fear what they don't understand.

Coming from a religious angle, what does it mean to 'fall under the anointing?'

What is its usefulness? Does it guantee heaven?

In the meantime, smart fellows, click this link: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnosis

Haleluyah.

I am waiting for religious bigots to find a religious angle to this.

Trash.

Hmm

Why don't you people pray over it like you always do?

Fucking hypocrites.

Lakayanah: Just hope the mama and papa of this creature no happy wen dem born am and the papa no hit him chest say him wife born boy. The most annoying go be if dem waste money do naming ceremony.

Na man reason like dis?

Chai! See wetin poverty cause?

dridowu: Smdh stupidy of d highest order

Another shameless slave!

Nairaland still onto these gay threads. Okay.

I see nothing out of the ordinary here.

When our forefathers first saw a bicycle, they called it an 'iron horse'

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If this is what rocks his boat, then so be it. I look all around nairaland (and Nigerians) and all I see is ignoramuses.

Always messing up viable chances to learn that the world is no longer flat as was once thought!

Find time, and read about Gallelio's persecution by the Roman Catholic back then. I hope it opens your brains abit.

I swear Nairaland is filled with eediots.

If you quoute me, I will track you down and kill you.

#TeamTedBundy.

mitwitdot: I'm guessing you are the famous degenerate called Reuben Abati or one his paid stooges...who sold his dignity n conscience for a bowl of porridge like the biblical Esau. You lack the scruples to reply constructively to the thread so I will pass on your case.

[size=18pt]You are a bastard.

Closet phag! Na who you wan fool?[/size]

[size=14pt]Good one. Oyinbos we get brain dey use am think.

Wetin Nigeria know be make dem carry sick person go church make their pastor pray for him!

Lubbish![/size]

https://i.imgur.com/WG80tEZ.jpg

mitwitdot: we have a LESBIAN in the house ...babe please go for deliverance. Your types should be 100 feet in the ground. stinking pervert sympathizer

This is one of the most stupeed shameless thread I have read in recent times

OP, are you clinically depressed or something?

Now wey your blood don hot, shey I fit boil beans small?

What a waste of life (and priorities)

That is why I always say, don't judge a book by its cover.

Oya, Nairaland prayer warriors, I hand it over to you.

This is a cheap lie from the pit of hell.

Why are nigerians so mumu like dis sef? Just re read the shyte and you will know its fabricated!

Reminds me of those 'Click like to meet Jesus in Heaven' facebook posts.


Last bullet: if you like advertise the gospel like shit, you will be judged according to your deeds and not how many gullible souls you saved with your 'lies'

Smh

Nigerians are scared people na.

Na now you know?

The big question should be: why is weed considered illegal?