₦airaland Forum

useless EFCC...i no no if na nigerians dem dey dupe or any internation gullible..fool..so why do EFCC derive joy in hunting..young men who want to survive...its is because the whole Nigeria knows they are incompetence in the affairs of the currupt Nigerian political system....and they to are currupt jare....

mugu go ever dey pay.........dem go tire.....see these guys will be released as long as na money...matter na naija we dey

uzoo: After his Gaffe on National TV, the Lagos State NSCDC Commandant, Mr Obafaiye Shem, who was interviewed on Channels Television and couldn’t tell his organisation’s website, has immediately issued a statement in his defense, saying his “reluctance to put ‘dot.com‘ at the end of the website was totally intentional and not regretted”
In his statement, he says he “intentionally shied away from using the dot com”, as it sounded sexual, in fact, too sexual to be uttered on “Live TV”. He also said the presence of a Woman on the panel made him “too uncomfortable to say the word ‘com’, a Homonym of ‘cum’ as it would have been embarassing for her”
In an exclusive Telephone chat with Fake9janews, he further said:
“Look, i did not want to embarass myself by saying such dirty word. There was a woman there, how would i have sounded? I am a man of high moral standing…….if you think i’m telling lie, ask MY OGA AT THE TOP. That Is All”
Meanwhile, GEJ has just watched a recording of the interview, and has set up a committee to find out the real Website of the NSCDC.

Excuse!!! D man is a douche bag..I watch the interview live - I laff sotey I fell off my chair!!! He was just clueless d tin come be like say na hot seat he dey sha WWTBAM... I tire ..now anoda excuse .com saying he does not wanna speak such word in the prescence of a woman..while its .gov.ng .is the right address..haa dis one was caught red handed ..he is a disgrace to his force and the nation

This is hilaious see Hollywood actor Samuel L Jackson look alike....hahaha a dog...they really resemble

Who cares..about who become pope.....thats the white man problem....


archibishop na miliki , pope na enjoyment..imam na gbaladun.....

Just jump from a five storey building

Na wa o so car go dey speed...just fly enter lagoon...maybe the driver dey high ..on some ganja..or maybe he is listening to kukere..or azonto..and he got carried away of maybe one big ynash babe pass by na so d guy confuse..gbosa inside lagoon

hardbody: I do not really get all these points. I had done Lagos-Ghana-Lagos by road, just to view the scenery and have a bit of relaxation, i travelled via ABC transport, everything was so well managed and organised. They collected our passports and yellow cards (vaccination) in the bus, gave us forms to declare the amount we had on us and that was the last we had any encounter with anybody. They served us three meals, breakfast, lunch and dinner and returned our passports as soon as we had passed Aflao and went further inside Ghana, i guess just before we entered Accra. The return trip was basically the same save for the fact that we got into lagos late because of the traffic from Badagry end. Lest i forget, we were also made to walk through the immigration points as the bus will drive through and go wait for us in front. I recall i had to change some dollars at one of those points so that i will have Ghanian Cedis and pesewas before entering that country. In all i so loved that trip that i am thinking of another.

Well truly ABC is d best..and advisable to use..but if you try using all these cabs @ Mile2 haaa u go suffer tire body go tell you

omaigala: Seed=Opa cashu, while the nut=Okpu cashu (IGALA)

Haha omaigala..na so...I don't even know what its called sef..in igala..but I know groundnut is called opo opa

I was born in one and I am a real ghetto kid..but I don't pray to. Start ma own family from a face me I face you..

Glaucoma nai be say e go bad o..if everybody come blind for naija..olboy I go stop drinking garri too much o

Unknown Member: Since when did the Nigerian security agencies get the right to search your Laptops, phones and other devices?!

See wetin Okoko like you don cause. Now because some retar`ds allowed them search and molest and harass hem like this, they will now think it is legal to do so.

No bloody officer of any law enforcement will dare search my Laptop. I will rather they arrest me than allow my right to be abused. Thats a personal property and a violation of my space.

That type of search is very illegal. What exactly is immigrations looking for on your laptop?!

Na people like una dey make Police people think say dem be Commando..

If I see you, I swear to God, na slap you go chop..

Now because of you, I no go pass Seme Border ever again..

See you just dey make mouth here ..its just you have not been in that situation..those folks are heartless oo!!! If they mean you..you will become the scapegoat for the day..you will be locked up and delayed and na you go loose..notin will happen..cos you are in the middle of no where in a border better respect dem and if na small kola pinch dem...don't dare to fight dem...when you do that that's when they suspect you are a rougue...can you imagine what happen to me and my friend back in 2004 when we got to owode border.. We boarded okada to cross us to benin..just a 15 min ride..na so our yeye immigration stop us for a search ..they saw an old reciept of purchase of chairs..which my friend dad forgot in his travellin bag and that's d same bag my friend took along..this idiots said we are forging reciepts for importin contraband goods and we gave dem almost all our money..they delayed us for 3hours arguing with them --oo dem no gree na back to lagos..kirikiri sha dem dey treaten us..I tire..na so we give dem up to 15k..na water I drink from there reach ghana ..with only 4500naira to reach ghana from naija border..I wan cry..hunger..tiredness..infact when we got to ghana we were stranded..for a month cos we got no money to come back..its a friends we visited ..popman dat saved us back to naija..

Sharply I don download am enter ma BB... Wow nice vid...but the donjazzy part ..don dull small sha..he could have gotten up from his sit a while and lit his ciga puff a bit....I give d vid 70percent


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQZLAQxW4RU

Wow some people here are idiots bringing tribal bash..I pity all of you bringing tribal bash in this..instead of you to think and talk about how d oil biz is done and see d outcome to it ..all is see is some fools praisin their tribe as if igbos have not been successful in doing business eversince stop all this inferiority complex ndi igbos. and offcourse our yorubas brodas also and all other tribes..look stop tribalism...and how do you know the policemen are abokis .is it written on their head..or are there not other tribes in our police force again..what is wrong with people on NL you guys are bastards if you bring tribals bash here again --

Omo my own get horse leg see d poster u never see anything you tink say na only u get wahala

specialguest: Igbo kwenu! Congrats guys the sky is your limit.

Who is this ewu kamba do you have to praise dem in the igbo chant..or are they the first igbos to go into oil biz..
Wey u dey shout igbo kwenu stop makin the igbo folks look inferior here

Ok but when I was a kid my mama dey use eba ..she go hide the drug for inside eba ..give us make we swallow...haha !! Cos of the bitterness we dey run from drugs..haha dose dayz..but e dey work na

A sad mood engulfed a village in Njoro after a 12-year-old boy committed suicide by hanging himself last night.

It is said that the boy locked himself in his room after the parents argued at their house. He had earlier on complained to his friends that his dad always quarreled the mother and he was not happy about their parents’ lifestyle.

According to Njoro OCPD Peter Njeru, the body of the standard six pupil was discovered by his mother, hanging from his room on Thursday night at 8pm.

Njeru explained that the mother was concerned when the boy did not show up for supper and when she went to call him she found his body dangling on a rope.

The boy is said to have left a note saying he had left his books with his class teacher but he did not offer any clear explanation as to why he decided to end his life.

The OCPD expressed concern over the rise of juvenile suicides and advised parents to open up with their children and be free to discuss issues that might be affecting them.

The body was taken to Molo District Hospital morgue.
http://www.kenyan-post.com/2013/03/boy-commits-suicide-after-parents.html

I throw way salute for my isoko folks dem like igbo there too much even ukwu ane sef get weed plantation

Did michelle obama kiss beyonces lips to make obama jealous

So wetin dis one come mean they should not dance abi...they should behave like a robot...after all catholic songs are boring!!! Haha

Hahaha kano don turn to campton LA ..where drive by shootin na d order of the day back den..

Wad up boko gangsta

:oNigeria sef is a very jagajaga nation they prefer to waste money on irrelevant things than relevant things

keside: there are diff dates for mother's day for diff countries. see the link for ur countries date.
http://www.mothersdaycentral.com/when/

I could not find any african country there sha..na wa oo

Well the US celebrates theirs May and The UK ceebrates their March .. So I believe we are dey follow our masters the British system ...and pls Nairaland let them know I no wan see another mothers day post during May plz cos its for the yanks

Seun.A.Plonker:
Come, na how many times dem dey celebrate mothers' day in a year, abeg?

This question dey beg for answer.

I sometimes ask this question...bet me by august dem go still say happy mothers day...

Jamming eminem's cleaning out my closet..
Hahha!!!!

Na wa o 8years Good job seun

National disaster --Nigeria shame to you

Wait do you mean who LovePeddler it better? Umm lemme guess brb

No mind d babe jare like say she no dey collect also..

Dating sites have helped many cowards that can't woo a woman koro koro...and also connects pple together...and yahoo boiz don use dem buy range,build house..omo dating site good o